"Reizei Ashika!"

"Hmm reincarnation...interesti-"

"Put me in Hufflepuff."

"Hime," the hat sighed, Ashika flinched when the hat call her previous title. "I'll not be sorting you anywhere else other than Sly-"

"I'm kind and sociable!"

Ashika could feel its disbelief.

"I'm hard-working?"

A scoff.

"...uh, okay...I'm loyal!"

The hat paused. "Well," he drawled, "you are that...but only to a select few because of reasons. That's more Slytherin."

Ashika scrunched her shoulders.

"But I'm just a muggleborn, Salazar Slytherin will not approve any mudbloods in his house! How can I be in Slytherin?! They will just slay me easily!" She lied pitifully.

Of course she will not let anyone insult her easily, pureblood or not, she will not tolerate anyone talk down to her. In Before, Ashika grow up in Japanese aristocratic environment and she's prideful despite she doesn't like her Hime title and its obligations. And of course the hat know that. Damn it.

"Yes, resourcefulness, cunning, and self-preservation...you're practically the paragon of Slytherin virtue. Beside you don't know who your parents are in this world, you don't know they are magical or not-"

"Tch." She sneered.

The hat ignored her. "And you're also rather unscrupulous, so un-hufflepuff."

"You're basically a prejudice hat aren't you? Think Slytherin as bad, others not. Obviously there are this unscrupulous Hufflepuff as well Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. "

"I'm just sorting hat Hime, my job is sorting out the students traits that suitable and compatible with the one of four houses. And you're perfectly suitable with Slytherin."

"What about Sirius Black-"

"He obviously has Gryffindor traits. You on the other hand, you do not have any Hufflepuff traits."

"What about Raven-"

A sigh, and, "SLYTHERIN!"

"Fuck you."

"Rude."

Ashika could feel the bloody hat is amused.

With a huff, then Ashika walked towards Slytherin table who clapping politely.

Author Note : This is drabbles because I'm so bad at English but I want to write a story in English.

I also cross-posted this on AO3, check it out for more tags!