[Note at start]

This FF is inspired by music video song "SEISO Doja Cat _Say So_ parody cover" by [Nyanners], and group of female Youtubers "Hololive". It's just about those girls doing stuff, girls talks, as characters they play. There even those who flirts and those who are immune to flirting. Originally the work shall be made as some kind of video, animation or at least as comic but I give up on that and made text that is without illustrations.

I separate this work into four parts:

1- Introducing the cast. (If someone don't know)

2- What I imagine they will perform on that song/ music video.

3- The actual story (girls talk) after it.

4- and some random stuff that shall be visualized by comic.

PS: There can be slight (major) miss in accuracy of characters personalities, backstory, and performance. Enjoy.

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1- Introducing the cast.

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Cast: {dress} [weapon] /age/

Mori Calliope (Cally)– Pink-long-haired (with bridal? Veil) expired Shinigamy (Soul Reaper - collector of souls who cannot retire) whit self-confidence issues about her body with attractive curves. Grave cold and reserve approach to thing. Like a friends type company. {(mourning maiden battle dress) or (singer: rapper costume)} [(Special: Death scythe) or (soul collecting songs)] /(appearance 30+?)infinity/

Takanashi Kiara (Kia)– Orange haired (similar to fire-bird feeders) chicken out Phoenix from fried chicken family restaurant. (KFP - Chicken nuggets fast food?) Warm, friendly and thing for Cally. Likes to cooking and taking care about chickens. {Regular cloths for Chefs to kitchen, home and out. (KFP Uniform?)} [Phoenix mode or shield and sword] /(appearance 20+?)40? on current rebird-respawn cycle/

Gawr Gura – Blue-white haired senile fresh looking hydrodynamic Lolly. (shark folks) Sometimes even more lazy that her cat pet. Friendly playful shark that have a grand fetish for bare legs. Like to strolling. Her (monster) summon is palm sized shrimp doubling as pet and emergency food provisions. {Just Shark styled hoodie and hair accessories.} [Relic: The trident] /(Lolly)9k+/

Ninomae Inamis (Ino) – Purple haired (or black-blue whit jelly fish effect) former human girl artificially ascended to access an angelic form sliced whit octopus for that kind of tentacle entertainment. (Exaggeration, she become Kraken.) Shes friendly but foxy trying to stay wholesome girl. Like art. {Idol dress.} Due of glitch of programming of that implantant [magic book: grimoire of (Someone spilled an Ink here.)] her [magic powers and angelic form plus big octopus tentacles] will sometime go full out of control as daemon. /(18+?)Someone spilled an Ink here./

Watson Amelia (Ame)– Bold blond detective (Age for middle/ high school?) human girl living her fantasy as Time traveling detective currently investigating phenomenon of Hololive. Due to her curiosity nearly ended as a (prey?) for the (monsters girls?) as the girls nearly mistake her for a one off the hunters of oddities. Like mysteries and collecting (evidence?)/ stuff. (Sometime called as Demon's hunters) {Magical - Industrial England era detective suit. (Sherlock Homes)} [Artifact: the Time watch, Relic: Sherlock magnifying glass. And various humans tools and weapons like revolver.] /time frozen at 15?/

ChaD – Chat. Literally the chat panel on side of the screen. Likes: comments.

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2 - Performing the music video

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The scene is some kind of living room in modern house.

So, the song starts whit focusing on guitar solo of Mori Calliope, playing on the left back side of the scene. Instead of her Mourning maiden battle dress as soul reaper, she wearing young wife home wear to kitchen. More specific only her veil, sandals, cool black shinny sunglasses, and a kitchen apron whit a slogan "Big Moma" on chest. The sentence got bigger due heavy load contained by that apron, and stretched every time she plays a rhythm note as some kind of dedicated music rock star pro.

Behind her, resting against the wall in stand position, is a body pillow of that Nyanners. [Pink haired cat girl singer.] Next to it is a portable heat radiator aimed to dry that pillow. (Maybe it gets wet on other side? Or maybe it was just collecting heat.)

Near there is a TV on shelf displaying that Nyanners song as a karaoke reference.

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The middle back of the scene is centered around the stand for paint making from which an artist can observe the front of this scene. Behind the canvas currently sitting Amelia Watson on artist bench chair, who is in role of (genial? Crazy? Or Echi?) painter, in suitable clothing, enthusiastically working on his masterpiece. (Her face is hidden behind canvas, burrowed on the work.) From her right hand leading a transparent tube to a medical holder (pole) holding blood transfusion sack (package). It resupplying the blonde with blood that she lost during her enthusiastic crafting. Drops of paints has been everywhere. Every time she raised her head a little, just to look at the (Model? -on the front of the scene?) with her eyes, a fire of passion of the artist can be seen in them.

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In the front of the scene, there is a wide table. On middle of this table lie down a parchment scroll that can be described as last will. This document act as tablecloth under a vase whit beautiful sun flowers. (Original... no, a base model, and a center for Amelia masterpiece of art.)

On the left side of that table sitting Gawr Gura in eye catching close-fitting cute Santa helper suit. She sitting nonchalantly as she karaoke sing that song [SEISO Doja Cat _Say So_ parody cover from Nyanners]. She hardly facing the artist or the camera as she is wild and nearly all over the place. She is too much into that song, and as she swings her legs cover in red-white striped stockings up high. Quite contrast to fact that she is actually a shark girl with back fin, tail spreading to other side of the table, and with sharp teeth's. In one hand she holding microphone, with the other she holding her pet cat in place, preventing it from reaching the other side of table.

Because on right side of that table is siting Takanashi Kiara stiffened with embarrassment. At last, she was facing the painter and not the camera, all because she had only the straw hat on head as some country girl on summer chill out near a river. (Main focus element, or eye-catching part to Watson masterpiece?) She struggles to hold down an over meter long fish (tuna?) from jumping out from her hands. (Fish lie on her legs from left to right- head facing to the right) She hold the fish tight as she tried to lock it in place. But the Tuna fight back because the fish sensing the predator behind it. (Gura's cat pet) As Gura's tail moved all over the place, a phoenix shaped red tattoo or bird mark can be seen, on Kiara's but cheeks as some kind of cutie mark or trade mark logo.

There was even fish rod resting in some corner, but it dints seems that it was used.

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Back to Amalia: To her left arm, standing Ninomae Inamis taking right part of back scene for herself. Somehow in nurse outfit but with wings and halo. While standing near to the master artist, she is peaking into the canvas as the art is being made and blushing violently. But every time Watson raised her head, the nurse looks at the Amelia. She uses her medical forceps which holding a ball of cotton wool (To not disrupt the artist or for minimal safe distance.) to clean up the blonde nose, as the artist was losing to much blood by simple nosebleed. Every time she does that and look at Amelia, her mount forms a curves as some sea waves. She got this embarrassed expression on her face, as if she had a serious inner fight. [so cute, but...] Not to mention that she was getting nosebleed to, but instead of blood, it was black ink. Her giant octopus tentacles in purple pajamas were already out filling the rest of right back scene. They were hovering behind Ino like some heads of hydra or as an open palm with twitching/ unrest fingers, eager to reach for Ame and grab her.

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[That was for the song setting. On its end:]

Mori, as she plays the last note, she raised her hand high up making a victory gesture in cool pose, and the body pillow behind fall down as if it has enough of the room temperature.

Amelia jump-stand up in half euphoria - half delirium, spreading her arms to side as the masterpiece is finally done. The blood sack was sucked up dry (imploding inside) as it was squeezed as some 2dcl box of fruit juice. But only now the (audience?) Can see the massive nosebleed that girl get as her artist clothes was soaked with red stain like waterfall. Ignoring that the painter was crazy happy, unaware of any danger of her state.

Ame was not the only one whit massive nosebleed. Inamis, next/ near to Watson, was holding her nose on full blushed face as she was heavy nose-bleeding. But instead of blood it was an octopus ink, and it was come out in ridiculous high anime level amount. In mere seconds there was a puddle underfoot of Ninomae. She was hardly holding on her legs by multiple reasons. Her Tentacles was crazy and one of them sneaked behind the blonde, restlessly twitching. As if this arm waited for a signal to grab Watson, and pull it towards its master as a prey of love, whatever any of the girls will want it.

On the table Gura looked directly at the audience with her predatory grin and glance, as if she was glaring at her own booty. [prey]

And Kiara?... well... she grabs a gun. …. She raised her right hand with revolver up, so anyone can clearly see that she had gun as a warning sing. An there was this click as the fire trigger on top back side of that weapon was pulled back to ready to fire state.

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The scene got pitch black and silent. To this darkness a gunshot echoed.

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The next thing that come up, was a only short message: "A dead body was reported."

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So, who got shot?

It was Calliope? With her cool stand? One can say she deserved it.

It was Nyanners body pillow? She tossed itself on the ground as if she knew what will come.

It was Amelia? To put her out of her misery, as act of mercy?

It was Ino? To put her out of her misery?

It was Gura? Even if she looks like she wants to tear up those stockings into straps, its seemed that she had the easiest role here.

It was Kiara itself? The embarrassment may be too much even for her to handle, and she raised the revolver against herself.

Maybe it was a ChaD, for witnessing this.

It's even possible that it was that Tuna who got a bullet to his temple. And maybe that is what it was stated in the last will for them to do: to play the song and at its end do a finish move so not just the fish soul can swim away.

Or,... it was your heart, that got shot by a bullet of love.

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[That was for the song part, the real chick chat begins now.]

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3 - The chick chat after work

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There was a siren type jingle that can be heard on movie site set signaling beginning or end of the work, and stay silent order. So, it was clear that the girls and supported movie making staff was finishing video recording. There even was that: "Thank you for yours hard work.", speech from present movie director. (Or this entire background thing was just a fata-morgana and there was nobody other, expect for the girls.)

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As they were done with (work?), the girls decide to change outfits.

They were nearly done when Kiara, who reach for the kitchen apron, was thinking aloud. "Hey, why was I, the eye-catching model?"

Before any other from the group can say something important or clever, Calliope hop onto it like a fish on bait, as if the whole question triggered something inside her. She was merciless and gesticulated greatly. "Do you want a wide explanation or desk flat explanation?" Asked as if she was somehow irritated to state obvious. "It's,- an,- art! A natural beauty!"

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But the orange girl thinks about it for a moment. Then with a smug smile on her face she delivered a punchline. "Granny." [Cally age is marked as Infinity.]

That was of course a general insult or fire trigger on pink one because anything from her personal life is to sensitive theme for her and Takanashi know that. "How dare you! Chicken breadcrumbs!" [as phoenix bird she letting behind a dust particle – same come to breadcrumbs as leftovers from frying chicken nuggets. And she works at KFP]

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This time it was the phoenix who set his emotion on fire. "Excuse me?! Fook you!"

But soul rapper was too quick with her lyric for her own good. "Hey! Fook you to!"

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Bot of the girls angrily glared at each other. It was clear obvious they only tease each other in friendship manners, but when triggered they are too much competitive. They stared at each other in a way as they tried to enforcing the facts, to say obvious: That's because my point is so dam obvious, you are the one who don't get it!

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Then Kiara rethinks the Calliope words, because her friend rarely swears. "Huh?" And make smug face. She even winks her eyebrows at pinky, as she suggests something.

But Calliope was dead glaring at orange as she too, was too stubborn to back up from this quarrel about word play (puns) between friends. Especially when she was about to lose. She pulled out a (mysterious book?) or diary and start looking into it. "Let me check first a suitable term/ schedule."

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Phoenix got her hopes up, as her eyes start shining/ sparking, and fire inside of her hart emitted around her a warm aura full of love-full emotions. She connects her palms in a pose suitable for a maiden who just fall in love. It was as she got happy that her hard work its finally ready to bread a sweet fruit of success.

But the Shinigamy stay cold true to her profession suitable for grave keepers, as she listed between pages. She seems corpse cold calm, but her voice had a sinister hint of wrath in it. "So let me see. Where it will be suitable for me, to wipe the ground with you chicken but. Maybe some deserted island, that are marked to become volcanic? Or some future quarry site, that need an excavation of several meters of sediments? Maybe some active volcano? Nobody bitching about theses. So many choices to choose. Witch one I shall pick?" [Both of the girls are ridiculously strong on anime level superpowers.]

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At this point Kiara make awkward expression because she dints know if Cally still joking, or the phoenix will face a wrath of Reaper (rapper). She even makes a desperate laugh, because both girls clearly got the idea of other one, in this mind game of puns and content. With her palm on her forehead [Face-Palm], she accepts her defeat in this quarrel and withdraw. (For now, as she says for yourself that Cally only plays hard to get.) She even in half-voice state what nonsense it is.

Mori nearly triumphantly nodded, finally clapped pages of that book together. "And that's, how it shall be it!"

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But those two hints of words play triggered someone else. Gura, who was distracted by the Tuna on kitchen side board. Together with her cat pet they were drooling on still fresh fish (soon to be a dinner). Even if she dints pay attention to others, this shark girl brain got a wake-up slap when she dints hear a nonsense,... but Onsen. [Japanese traditional open hot spa, under open sky and nearly in wild nature.] Gura got fired up nearly instantly. "Onsen? What!?"

As she turns around... It takes only one glance at the (flirting?) duo, to give her enough data to realize that they planning a trip to hot springs.

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She jumps towards them, and yell – pleading. "I want to go to! No way you will have all that fun only to yourself! You two are not the only one who enjoy that hot soup. So let me in!"

But as energetically the white Lolly jumped into the conversation, the more statically was the pink orange duo as they silently stared at their aquatic friend without moving an inch.

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Gura's brain operating at overdrive of A-class predator, come up with hypotheses that they playing Hard to get, and in order to break the ice, she must bring her trumps cards on table. Because of that, she starts to look cute, making cute faces, poses and noises. (She plead.)

But again, even if the eyes of girls widened, they still don't say a word and continue to stare. Probably each one expects that someone else will break the silence.

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So Gura's brain suggest a chance of approach. The short grill suddenly got full of herself, stand up in domination pose, proudly pulled out her chest, and aimed her point fighter on the two. "I know you love me! I love you to! No matter where you go, I will be in the middle, where's all that steamy action will be. So, give up and share it with me! No! We all shall share it together! We not just best friends,- we are family! That's what it shall be! -together!"

But once again, the girls stared at the Lolly in silence.

Kiara even starts to crack up with blush and giggles about this precious gem.

But Calliope was like: I-iii, don't be the one to explain it to her. No. Not a chance. Pass!

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The shark girl got confused by the unexpected lack of response, so she looks at Inamis whit Amelia who observed the entire scene. "What's going on?"

For everyone (except Gura, her cat assaulting the fish, body pillow and the Tuna) was clear that Cally turn upside down Kiara's flirting, that out of content can be seen as lover's affair. And a little lag on Gura side develop a comedic misunderstanding.

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At this point even the Gura dropped her act. "What? What I do? Did I mess something?" But when she received cold stare, giggle a double big glance she became desperate. "Speak to me! What is going on?"

Ino was the first one to break the silence as if they previously without words agree to don't break Gura's speech. She was nearly somewhere between emotionless and astonished. "I can hear the police sirens as they approaching closer."

That fully awake Amelia who nearly bark. "Forget that! I can hear the silent subtitles on the bottom of the video screen. As if I can see and hear the TV-without commentary spot displaying silent live reportage from site of event. Where the police officers/ enforcers arrest those two and are putting them to cars, taking them into a custody. And the third one into child care center."

This comment ignited Kiara who burst from her muted state. "What the hell? She is like- 50 times older that me."

And of course, Cally dint stay silent either. "The age stuff dint even applies on me. So, what you all talking about?" She tried to sound like she doesn't know, but that was a poor lie.

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Those girls start to lose it and we don't talk just about discus integrity in topic.

Shark become even more confused. "He?"

Even if Kraken was seemed to be without emotions, a trained eye can detect how foxy she's right now. "But we live on this unforgiving era where those important details wereoverlooking the moment you get dragged out to public."

Detective was like an attorney who stating a facts to his client. "So yea pretty much,- it will be a jail."

Fire bird on other hand seemed like she was ready to burst into flames of rage. "That's an absurd!"

But Dead guide seemed tired. "Why I am even part of this dialog?"

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At this point it become a chaos.

G: "Hee? Don't tell me it's that red book animal control again. How they found us?" [Red book – lexicon of extinct species.][Animal control - hunters of oddities]

I: "You not even close to the topic, Gura. We talking about Baba–Loly relationship."

A: "But what is that red book animal control?"

K: "Ame, babe:! Priorities! We have friend whit a serious need for love affair intervention."

C: Shocked. "Did... did you just point on me?"

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G: in crying voice. "Heee? I don't want to go to jail!"

K: "Wait!... I am the junior on this case?... That's its! Where's the fish! I will cook it!"

C: "Wait! Wait! Wait! So, hold you flames! I don't want to ever again have any cooking incident. Or coal on dinner plate."

I: In singing voice. "Still going onto jail."

A: "Just wait for moment! What is this jail phrase in this particular context?"

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As Calliope and Kiara start a totally different fight (nearly wrestling) over the Tuna,...

they ignored the cat who was in euphoria from licking and biting the fish, even if the feline dint past a few scales.

Ino in conspiracy tune whispered to Amy ears the jail stuff on which the blonde was ready to back out of the room. But Watson instantly realize that this move will put her into even more dangerous position, that staying here.

And Gura?... Well, she cried complains that she doesn't get it what's wrong and what she does wrong.

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When the ChaD [chat camera] finally start leaving the scene, fading/ departing away...

Watson notice it and ask: "What's going on?"

Ino who was getting closer to her friend wit suspicious smile find it amusing. "Oh that?- Its just ChaD [chat], it decided to take a walk."

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Of course, that answer ignite curiosity in bold detective. "A walk? To where? To woods?"

Compare to that innocent reaction the other girl was getting flirty with her foxy smile. "No. To the next video, silly. But if you want..."

But Gura bumped in full of tears, reaching whit her hand after the chat. "Why ChaD kun?! Why-yyyyy?!" [Chat, dot leave me!] Her scream into the void, disappeared in distance as camera levee the scene.

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4 - 1 The Sayans.

[Now is time for a shots that originally shall fit into single page of comic. Maybe 3 or 4 locums. As saying going: One picture is worth a thousand of words. Well... instead of making a picture, I made a thousand of words.]

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The Hololive friends decide to tried out the Sayans entity fusion technique that allow two characters to temporally fuse together to become a new one. (For the science.)

Even if it was Amelia who was interest in it (from the science perspective), she got uneasy as how the other girls nonchalantly, nearly instantly agree to do it. She even tried to back out from the entire thing stating concern about safety first on unexplored science field.

But when Gura jumped in whit her: "Lets Go-óóóoo!" They got outside, to have necessary space.

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Maybe that term get outside was not quite accurate when Amelia Watson got a feeling that with just passing a door they got, not just out, or to another place, or another world, but to another universe. She even asked if anyone else see two moons as she does.

But Calliope only waved her hand in Ame sight and environment start for the blonde to fell quite fine.

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In a weird sense of order in things, the first couple to combine was a power house duo Mori Calliope and Takanashi Kiara. Team fully ignored that if something will go wrong, nobody will be capable to stop them from berserk. Secondary they were like a sun and moon in nearly everything. So, when they tried to synchronize, they souls, energy, chi and minds, they create a weather anomaly. It's started whit something that looked like a domus/ sphere of mists made of two separate winds flow aimed at each other but not mixable. Something like you aimed two hair driers at each other, but one is cold and the other hot and they wind blow are colored. Soon it will start running in circle around them like some snake confetti. But it was not wind or mist, it was an energy. The scene was creating a feeling that if nothing will happen soon a tornado will raise from that place and reach the skies. Maybe even expand to Typhoon level disaster, if they don't stop.

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Amelia decides to help whit some of her science gadgets. So, she brings up Buzola [land navigation tool with compass], sextant [sea navigation tool], kaleidoscope [fun telescope with mirrors], some electrically charged crystals and even virgules. [Two roods for using own bio field to locate, nature phenomenon's, like Ley-lines, or water sources, or ghosts.]

Ino who was standing next to blonde, and observed her work with calm mind, realize that detective is trying to build some kind of observation post. But after secretly double-checking fact that Watson tools are just ordinary non-magical items, she rolled around her eyes in circle. Whit statement that they don't have century for this she confiscates everything. Within single minute she uses her magic and tentacles, use these toys to build a real magical construct/ tool, and deliver useful advice for the duo in ring. It was questionable if she really needed any from the Amelia stuff, or she just can do it without any visual show.

Next to them Gura make a poop joke, which was more helpful because the two in circle instantly tuned itself to same tune with giggle.

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And then they were ready. They do that exercise looking dance, and they connect they fingers.

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There was flash, puff and smokescreen.

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What comes out from the white cloud, was a proud veteran warrior woman calling herself Mo-Ta. She was wearing something like a combination of red mini Jukata that leave her arms and legs open for the world to see and worship. And long black coat without sleeves as it they were torn off. But with fluffy white hide as collar around neck. The bottom part of the coat resembled fire bird feeders. Without using single button to close this jacket together on her torso this coat looked like a black cape of some kick ass machine. Crown made from feathers of fire colors on top of her head was holding a nearly weeding type veil that was so white and long that it even covers her nearly to long rainbow-colored hairs. Even if her limbs have been left to see, then expect sandals and short gloves, they were form end parts covered whit this silk white and smooth fabric. On her checks was a red paint marks as if she was a native American Indian on some ceremony or something similar. And her eyes? They burn wit mystical powers: One on red, the other on purple.

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All other girls were on awe. They clap, chant and even whistle at the result of fusion.

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But this warrior who must have a pack of six muscles bricks on tummy, silence the crowd whit simple hand gesture. "Cut the shit! You know why, we are doing this!"

In that moment Ino was on her Mangaka mode. (Author of manga/ comic) Not showing how, or when, but her tentacles were suddenly full of holding stuff. From one frame photo-camera, movie video-camera, direct light lamp/ reflector, dead cat (hairy microphone on long stick), laptop, to painting set, and others. It was like a portable photo studio, and Ninomae itself was so hipe like a kid waiting for a big event to happen. She even had a graphic pad and pen in her hands.

Gura on other side of coin had in her hands a paper notes pad and crayons. [crayons are superior medium to form an art]

And Ame though if they just don't mess around on purpose.

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But main even has arrived... Mo-Ta summoned her (plasma? Soul flame?) scythe, moving into good pose for photography. She was cool, but she was also like unconfined blaze, ready to burs. And she delivered/ yell the punch line. "Bankai!" [anime reference from bleach]

That scythe burst into sea of flames and envelope the warrior in cocoon.

Soon the flames flied back as cape that are taken out by the wind. And the same person who stood in front of everyone seems like evolved to her Mo-Ta-second form. It was like her costume was overwrite whit rule, that dictate: for weeding purpose. In addition, instead of carrying scythe she had empty palms covered whit soft white gloves. But to one hand she had attached a bucket of flowers by a white fabric strap. And to the other arm was chained a roll of script or parchment labeled as All in one: instant marriage license and approval. Right next to it (if needed) was a pen on separate chain.

Behind Mo-Ta-second a giant shadow start raising itself from the ground. It soon takes a shape of giant beach ball. When this giant raised from its own shadow up enough, it was clear that its ball shaped orange chicken. Tinny face, wings and tail plus great chef hat on top. It was a chicken big as five store apartment building. (Ki-Ca) This giant produce scream (crows) like a roster. No one know how it was capable to use his wings/hands or where it gets the tools and stuff... But... Ki-Ca in mere moments, set up a ramen soup - fried chicken stand like it was a festival time. Only clear thing is that there were some doppelgangers.

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As the ingredients get into cooking process a pleasure scent start spreading to the area.

Soon a lost souls began to gathering, heading towards the chicken stand, lured by the tasty scent of food. It was incredible how the business was going so smoothly. As those poor souls get, they best last dinner ever, they were no more lost. Many of them reach the nirvana state, other just reach they inner peace, but all start to raise towards heavens passing as they should be. They became finally free.

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Amelia watching this in disbelief, ask if this is okay, or even legal.

But Mo-Ta-second who was repeatedly receiving (+1 soul collected) in an RPG way that the rest of the party can see those messages, was calm. "I don't know, it seems pretty legit to me." [mmorpg and airdub parody reference] She made a gesture as if there was nothing to worry about, but then bark at them. "What you want from me to do? It's a Fat chick, stove and a dinner time. Everything its fine!" [chick – woman/ hen, in kitchen]

But the giant dint like that comment as if it was been seen on his angry face. There was another puff and that five-story thing disappeared in smokescreen.

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The next thing the party see was as the beach ball shaped chicken that this time have small size of that ball, (Ki-Ca) flight down toward towards veteran Warrior (Mo-Ta) like a comment. With Karate kick type of strike, she hit the warrior into her cheek. In slow motion instant replay can anyone see how magnificent effective was that move. Mo-Ta-second cheek was pulled inside and the master of Bankai technique, even on for a split of moment, went blank.

That was enough for the fusion technique to collapse and both entities disappeared into puff.

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From the cloud fall onto ground the two originals. Cally fall first, backwards on her back and Kiara fall forward crashing onto pink haired one. They end up in steamy position facing face to face. Many from audience will wish to change place whit one or another in that combination.

Both girls were awake but confused from what happened as they been as one. Then again, they were two at same time as if they were one. And finally kicked themselves into cheek.

While Kiara was looking up down into Mori eyes, her own eyes got widen and shaky, as she was ready to get a cunning idea. (This opportunity will be sin to miss.)

But Calliope was already half back to her cold self and she frowned at orange girl. She even states her warning. "You have exactly ten second to get out of me or you will be punished."

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Opposite to the threat Takanashi made a smug face and even her voice was melodic: "That's a plenty of time. Ikadakimas." [Short pray for good taste before dinner.]

"That is not what I meant, and... …. …..."

As the protagonist duo went silent the rest of girls from team applauded...

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Lately a (random?) artist who rested on bench, saw those two runs across some hallway, as angry Calliope chased tricky Kiara in steamy pursue.

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4 – 2 Later, still on experiment site:

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Ninomae Ino (without tentacles) proposed to Watson Amelia that they as duo, can to perform this Fusion if she wants. Even if it was lucrative for blonde, Amelia tried to back out from this whit arguments that she dints have any super powers, massive chi or necessary magic. But Ino made proposal that they can do a little more traditional fusion without full combination of their egos and bodies. Curious Watson, on moment forgetting who she talking to, happily agreed to that.

And so, the blonde froze whit big smile on her, as she faced a little to big octopus in pajama for her taste, whose all end points of tentacles were aiming at the detective.

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The camera jumped on Gura focusing on shark girl face. She was unfazed as she was watching the duo (playing?).

From the sounds has been clear that Amelia was not just struggle for her life against Kraken, but desperately scream from her full lungs. "AAAAAAAAAAa! That's not a Fusion! Not a fusion! Bad Ino! Bad Ino!" She jells at her as if the octopus girl was a dog or pet.

But the other girl was obviously giggling.

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Then Gura noticed something on far side. "Hey! An event is approaching near the street on yours left! Watch out!"

Watson instantly reaches for that safe line. "Look! Look! A bus of famous all girls boarding school. Full of flowers pure, rich ladies, whit foxy attributes, ready to explore the world and what love means."

But Ninomae was amused by that effort. "Ha, ha. That's a clever one. I nearly fall for that, so I must give you a credit for that. But even if I locket that way, nothing will change..." The second she actually looks, her brain and jaw must drop all the way to the ground. "Wha-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-t?"

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Indeed,,, there was this super luxurious buss whit one-way see-through windows, looking like a fortress on wells. And indeed, there was this Tokiwadai middle school logo on him. [Girls only school. Mostly rich, prominent or talented.] As this titan (or vehicle made from titan) waited near the road, a certain angel girl was heading towards it. (Ino with halo, wings and without tentacles.) Happily walking, half dancing, half hopping, she reach the bus with big innocent smile on her face. She stood up in front door and knock.

Her plan was perfect: Who will not let int a cute well-mannered angel girl in (suitable age?) Especially when we talk about super important prestige school when this angel girl (in need of education?) reaches them first?

So, when the doors opened with "tssss" she was ready to face the person up on stairs and warm velcome.

But soon as she looks at this (nun?)... no, it was a monk... she froze with her wide smile still on... to the level, where she was like a marble stature in hallway... Her brain got frozen... The scene got frozen... Your (device) screen got frozen... And everyone who watching this face-palm themselves, because: Of course!, there is always some "if".

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The one who come to welcome the fox standing on the entrance to garden was not some monastic head nun or chief monk.

It was not the legendary all girl's dorm strict supervisor called The Tokiwadai iron wall.

Not even some guard, robot, guy in supper suit, or high-tech-mech.

Not even some ridiculously over-powered super hero was waiting for her.

Even if it will end a way that instead into the buss of full young ladies,... she will be now looking into the pitch-black barrel of some gun,... or multiple gangsta like guns,... or 16 inched barrel of naval battleship main 30 meters long cannons,... it will be still count as win compare to what she really gets.

What was waiting for her, was a cop. … But not an ordinary one. (ironically: No-oooo!) She gets the biggest shit she can currently face.

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It was a Zealot class cop, the prosecutor of decency and rules itself, named Yu-Tu. This judge hunts on YouTube domain for anyone who are suspect from offending the holly rules of purity. His sturdy body was full covered in his battle monk robe with hood. His upper face between hood and his nose was full covered from left to right with wide high-tech black screen visor. It was nearly a mirror on which Ino can see her face. His manly chin was so masculine that he can slap someone with it, even without actually hitting that person with his chin. Under his neck was a necklace whit red YouTube main logo. His tight closed mount without single emotion was dreadful on its own. But the most dreadful has been his baseball bat in his hands. The one which have its power written on its side as if that was a brand mark. It's says: [demonetized] It was a power so great, that none content creator wants to be hit with it. And he was taping wit it into his free palm as some bad cop who is eager to swung his baton/ tonfa onto first criminal he sees. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.

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It was like ticking from the clock of doom. And if Ninomae dint faint off standing, she probably has a serious inner scream on topic: "F-ooooooooooo-k!"

But Zealot Yu-Tu tap his bat once more, until it stayed resting in his palm. He speaks as judge Dred from despotic sci-fi. "I can see yours inner thoughts! So... how do you will plead?"

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This finally unfreeze the angel who became looking as if she is in great pinch. Her shoulders shrink, heavy with guilt from mischief and pranks. She even looked extra shy and connect her point fingers in desperation. Not to mention the tears (of honesty?) in her eyes. "I am sorry. It is due of mi characters as an art. It's expected from me to provide this octopus bondage stimulus. The point was only for a comedic purpose. It supposed to show that is not disgusting to do hugs, skin-ship, showing love and affection through friendship. But now I can see that not say it clearly caused misunderstanding when it's not guaranteed that everyone will get that..." Clearly, she searches really hard for suitable words. "a-aaaaaa-nd... it got a steamier that it shall be." Then as she was standing, she fixes her posture and bend in half into deep bow. "I am deeply sorry! For now, I will try to be more careful."

The Zealot node. "Very well, then we leave it as this. But we will be watching this case." Say that prosecutor and door on that buss closed with "tssss".

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Ino was saved. But as the bus was leaving, her expression was one of total defeat. As if she was the one girl who was looking onto the school trip. But due to her bad grades (or behavior) they not let her board the bus. Most importantly they forget to tell her ahead that she will not go, told her as they were getting in, and she was left on the parking slot. And then, somehow, she strays and visit a bookstore nobody knows or found, and meet a book nobody knows or found.

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But the violet girl manages to drag herself to her friends. She was devastated. "That was a horror... Just who invited him?"

Amelia was panicking. "I swear I dint know! I just said what's arrived to mind. I..."

But Gura was fast to put her hand on blonde shoulder to stop her from lamenting. "Those guys work on self-invite. They tough. They even got down my 5 min window Cooking with sharky." Even if the girls make an expression saying That was probably a right call. -they dint comment that.

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Ninomae was in desperate need for some consolation. "I need a hug form a best friend."

Watson was smiling friendly and eager to help. "We all are best friends. You can bet on it. Some group hug will be allways the best."

But Gura was always too fast to deliver an ending comment. "Friend zone."

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Ino got nearly into tear. "Sorry Ame, I was really wanted to show you some quality material, but I was unable to show you the fusion on some decent levels..."

Detective tilled her head on side flustered: "You been on it? No, no, it's nothing to worry about it. Really. Look: Gura don't do it either."

A silence echoed in this trio of girls as something that shall echoed there was not coming. Both girls got confused because the white-haired shark girl stay silent. And dint react even when they two looked at her.

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This was going for a whole minute as they all just stand there silently and stare. For that entire time Gura was like there's nothing going around. But as they continue to stare at her she looks left. Look right. Look at the camera. Look at the ChaD. And then sighed. She reaches into her front pocket on her hoodie, and pulled out from it her cat pet. "So, it's me and you."

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No one know how, but they manage to do that dance for fusion.

And it was successful.

Gawr Gura and her cat pet, become Meow Gura, a petite cat girl.

As they silent staring at her in wonderment, she meows. Of course, they look confused, so she grabs a can of sarcasms. "What? Had been you expecting something flashier? I am sorry, not everyone has tons of special, flashy visual effects placed on them, to provide firework level of show. Someone uses ingenuity, puns and smart talk for amusement. Nya is all what you get. All the action went out in wind on that stuffed chicken incident. But if you still want some action?... ask ChaD."

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All three of them look at chat.

It takes a moment, but the decision to do it has made. ChaD run towards nearest phone box. (Why are those still around?) As soon it entered the public phone tiny room a tornado occurred in it. A few second later as the door on the phone box opens a superman theme echoed in perimeter, and red cape was flipping in breeze. ChaD was nowhere to see but instead of it there was a public superhero SuperChat. The hero makes a trademark pose and in moment fly up into sky. … Pretty neat effort and moves when we realize that we are talking about a square 2D-UI-element on screen, or in other language just page panel of paper with text, or cork notice board on a wall. But the hero was raising up higher and higher, too far and beyond that. It was as far as camera can follow. Soon the connection was lost and the screen displaying scene become pitch black.

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[Camera off, only sound]

Mori arrived. C: "Okay, what the heck? What is this mess? What,- I,- miss?!"

A, I, G: "Hi Cally."

G: "What is with that bird cage for parrot covered with blanket?"

A: "And where is Kiara?"

I: "Is she goner?"

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C: "Wow, easy, okay? I spare you the details, so I just say... I beat the shit all the way out. … She fine! So, what's going on here?"

G: (cats don't give a dam [sometime]) "A Friday night."

A: (frighten) "ChaD is gone, flied up to sky and it's still not returning."

I: (soul dead) "I need a therapy of true love."

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C: "Great. So, the usual, but spiced up a little. Don't worry! I know a great place for all of this. Follow me!"

It was heard as the girls leaved the scene.

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4 – 3 Kotasu

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[A (few?) (days?) later. Camera on.]

The team is back full in numbers. They are in unspecific room (dormitory room?) remade into living room as if they will be in some small house. The Meow Gura was still in her cat girl form, currently resting (sleeping as cat) on top of Kotasu. [table with thick all around blanked and radiator heater on bottom side] She even twitched her cat ear once as she was a peaceful roll on the table.

Amelia was starting getting worry. "It was a while, but Gura is still cat. How long she will stay like this?"

Kiara hearing that makes a smart comment. "Oh, what the matter? Are you finally tired of petting her? Especially under her chin?" As Blonde jump a little, Orange girl start making goro, goro, sounds to tease her friend.

But it was the purple girl who get instant blush and (ink) nosebleed.

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But Watson keeping her blush under control, hold her ground. "She sleeping too much! Like over half of the day, and I am worried. What if she stays like this. What if it will lead to a hibernation, or something worse?"

This time it was Ino who speak up from science point of view. "Don't worry about it. Both Gura and her cat are lazy. So, she just in such balance that she doesn't have motivation or time limit to undo it. I am sure when there will be need, she will be back on no time. Just believe in her."

But once again unexpected comment trigger Calliope. "Oh no! I cut that shit first moment it will be needed and one chop slap will be enough." Because others asked Mori: (Why? What's wrong? What's her problem?) She frowned at them. "Listen up, you don't understand the density of skull in Gura's bone head... Let me then explain: Once she was tasked to make a delivery across ocean. But she was centuries late with it. It will be okay if she lost the package due random reasons. Or she will forget that she had a delivery. But no-ooo,... no-oooooo, she got lost." Even remembering at what happened, force Cally to facepalm herself. "All that because on certain landmark she decide make turn to side, and actually stray from correct path. When she en-cycled it back and reached that land mark once again,... she does it again. And this happened... like four times in row. When fifth round was going to happen, I Fooking blow that rock to pieces, so nothing was left... Not meeting that landmark, she finally continued on the correct path, and finally finished that dam delivery."

Ino was nostalgic. "There was even lots of complains about destruction of that mountain." She looks up not looking at the celling, but soon as she notices that Watson turned her head toward her, she hastily added: "I read about it."

But Kiara was hesitant. "A- actually, I have a note to it to. In one of mi cycle, I meet Gura on her journey going in certain direction, on her way to her destination. Then on another one, I meet her again, on the same place going in the same direction, going to the same destination. I was thinking she go there again. If- if she actually tells me that she's lost, I will probably give her a better instruction how to get there."

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Amelia had a puzzling expression. "Wait for moment,- you said it take her centuries? What she was doing all that time? Traveling around the world? It clearly shall not take so long. How's that even possible?"

Cally seems to calm herself down. "She calls it strolling. It's not something so unimaginable to do. When you look at it Its really only an angle of perspective. You to have something that even we consider out of place."

Ino was lost in reminiscing. "Well, that festival type after party as celebration of finally made delivery, was from my point of view pretty out of pace." When she again notices Watson glare, she added again that she read about it.

Kiara remembering at something good from that period was nearly giggling. "Well, the reason for the party was quite silly. But Gura totally ruled most of the games they had. On other hand,- someone else was ruling on opposite end of the score board." Mori make a sour expression on that comment, on which Takanashi giggled once again.

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It was only moment when the meeting of girls headed to its end, as the blushed pink girl decide to leave, followed by orange one. The other two decide that is time to go even for them and left too.

And so, the girls left the living room.

Except Meow Gura.

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As some adage go, cats have a very soft sleep, so they are partially awake and asleep at same time. The saying even state that Cats don't sleep, cats are aware.

And this sleeping cat, on instant receive divine Inspiration and in mere of blink of our eye, she had fully open both eyes. It take second, two, but she looks at camera. "I have an idea. The origin of meow Gura, I shall cannon it. Hmmm." As she thinks about it, she makes a mischievous face. "And I know where to get it."

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Scene moved somewhere else, maybe on hallway, as Gura was standing in front of locked door. As her shadow was dropping on the door, there was a note with message: "Ame science stuff. Don't touch it! Don't mess with it! Especially you Gura!" It was clearly some type of storage room or workshop that shall stay restricted without supervision. But pick-lock tool in cat girl hand was giving hint that the story will go differently.

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[A few minutes later. … Okay! a bit more, that a few minutes later.]

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Scene is back in that small living room. Gura calls out with lovely sweet voice. "Oh, ChaD ku-uuuu-n, I have a burning warm present for you-uuu!"

From somewhere form that building come calling from chat, full of naive expectation for romance as it was heard from his singing voice. "I comi-iiiiii-ng!"

But what's ChaD dint know is, that the cat girl is not the only one in that room. In middle of it is on its wells a half meter high, and meter long, cylindrical bronze canon for ball shaped ammunition. Like the one you will see in movies about renaissance pirates and they naval battles. The canon is set up armed and aimed at the door. And Gura have one foot on it to hold it on place, while she holding the knot to the fire trigger mechanism. As she herds chat approaching, she makes a grin. "Meme loaded. Che, che."

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[I: Look at her, how cute little naughty devil she is.]

[C: Don't know what ChaD was expecting? Shes a cat now, she does random stuff.]

[K: Ame, why do you have a canon in first place?]

[A: For science!]

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4-4 Lord of the Van

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[Scene got outside.]

Do you remember the Zealot class cop, the prosecutor of decency and rules itself? Well?... he doesn't work alone.

Currently there was outside a quite big and high-tech TV van parked near the street. On first glance anybody can see the (company?) label on his side: demonetizing squad.

Yu-Tu (YouTube) stands outside, resting his back against the van side wall. It seems like he was using his high-tech visor to spy into distance like if he was using a long-range optic like binoculars.

Next to him was FCB (FaceBook) with designated blue-white f-shaped necklace, it was sipping from a paper cup of coffee from its hand.

But as they stand outside, chilling, then from the opened side door to the operator's area a third member of theirs team, pulled himself out, leaned over the edge. Tweet (Twitter) [necklace: bird] with big radio headset on his neck, with joy delivered a message to them. "We got them!"

Yu-Tu and FCB reach they arm to other one and joined they fist in bro-fist gesture, because this part of theirs mission was over.

They board the van and the car departed from the scene.

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With that, the case about this story and his author is heading towards it end. But first those tree zealots visit theirs HQ.

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They entered a theater type of salon or hall. It was the place where the grand triumvirate [(in ancient Rome) a group of three men holding power], as the highest authorities around, accept theirs audiences. Those tree prosecutors stand up against the three godlike type entities whose were floating above theirs dedicated pedestals in pillars of enlightened lights.

Those triumvirs were huge...

In middle was an unfolded parchment (roll) with inked symbol of rule paragraph. On his pedestal was message: [Order on paper, order on streets. Obey or fall.]

To his his left (hand?) [right from camera/ scene perspective] was a Matrix code as some computer or Internet thing [The flow on rivers of data, must go. You can't stop the power of math.]

On the right (hand?) was a 21Kg 25Karat? Gold brick [24 karat is a maximum? For you! Not for me! The truth is eternal.]

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[To be continued? ...]

And with that, it's a time to end this FF story. Thank you all.

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[Notes:]

If you are reach this point, then thank you for reading this my Fan Fic. Do you enjoy it? I Hope so. Can you Imagine how it will be when it shall be made as illustration? ...as comic? Or as a video?

Are you soul on fire?... Not?... Then let me give you another spark.

Just image those girls will have a stream event when they will go through this story and play, they character according to the script. Or something like self-reaction on reading the story, while still on the story.

You can imagine that they have a software which will display particular clause/ passage/ step/ paragraph only to the correct one character. (So, the one must read it, bring they passage to live, and then press continue. So, the next passage can be displayed for its reader.) To amplify the effect of the selected character, it can have his art on the background of their scene. So, nobody shall get lost. The team will probably need a narrator to guide them, and it can be Nyanners itself. (Or some DD [Dungeons and dragons desk game] narrator.)

(The Application, Maybe can have an ability to display it to others if need, or the narrator have it in control. Plus, will be nice if it indicates whit lights (displaying) who from cast currently seeing the step.) They even can make the scene look like a record studio, to increase the mood. [Imagine that if they turn it into actual movie making, then the editor must have iron nerves.]

So... Can you imagine how they girls will react to certain lines? Take duet Kia-Cally, while reacting to get accommodate with script and they lines, in one paragraph it will be like (K: Yes! Yes! Yess!) (C: No! No! Noo!) On the second one, it will be on 180 degrees opposite.

Also, those girls will be probably laugh and talk so much, that it will take them like three times more time to finish the story that it shall take normally.

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Unused extra: Guras head thickness.

K: "Once I was walking with Gura on beach, under the tall palms. Then one coconut silently fell down, right onto my head. Instant dead... The first thing I see after coming back to my sense is something like this: Gura head-bud the palm tree and look up. Coconut silently fell down, right onto her forehead. There was a shock wave and sound of echo as if stone boulder was split into two. Then the next thing I remember is Gura, as she feeding on Coconut milk. She turns to me and ask me: You will not eat yours?"

A: "Coconut is like double durable as normal human skull, so..."

C: "Those nuts silently killing people every year and they still don't bother to look up if the palm above them have one. At last, it's a good collecting spot." [Shinigami]

I: "It's still more peaceful that use them as cannon balls or just throwing them." [Kraken]

K: And from that moment she wants to know more stuff.

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Last extra: (G: Artist are you on fire?) As Gura and as the girls turn theirs heads, they dint find the artist. But instead, they look at fireplace in winter holiday theme that was not there before. And the presents were in warping in state of incoming.

And so... Is your soul finally on fire? Or are you already raising up? Or are you like a comet? Maybe you chilling or smiling. Anyway: Thank you for sticking around for so long. Bay...

-by Dretnoth – September 2021