A/N : _ I see you've arrived

this consists of headcanons so yeha...

One of the important notes: ron lm and OBVIOUSLY BOB are self aware and know theyre in a mod

Semi-Ron POV

Ron heard someone pop into his location, he had to do the funny "Heh! I knew this day would co- OH WHAT THE FUCK" He yelped at the sight.

He knew The Boyfriend was small but not THIS small, The smaller one said "Wow calm down asshole, I'm more scared of you than you are of me. no im not" They muttered that last part.

Oh! Its just little man "Oooh hhheyyy bud..! Didn't notice, you're too small" He scoffed, regaining his ego somehow.

LM looked up at him disgusted "You literally screamed."

Ron panicked "Aha, of course not, why would I be scared of you?" He said, his confidence breaking a little. The other sighed "I need a favor you dickweed."

A favor? He never asks Ron for help, this must be serious, Uhh.. Does he really have a good reason to ask HIM? Is it that serious-wait. He's talking to him

"Ron? rROON!!! EARTH TO RON! BRO I-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I hate small people, anyway yeah what you need" LM was dumbfounded, woah ok asshole "Cool, okay, so you know Ophee right? Bobs girlfri-" "HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!" Ron was surprised but noticed LM staring at him, a bit upset to get cut off like that "K sorry, go on" "Okay- So I kinda reacted the sane when he told me about her, I-let me explain to you"

LM's pov, time go back

I was just chilling at the park when I noticed two familiar figures sitting tigether huddled up to eachother, I noticed one of them was Bob but had no idea who the other was, since Im pretty small, I should be easy to sneak up on them and get a closer look , I crawled over and noticed someone who looked almost close to Bob, but all black, horns and a devil tail in which they had Bob wrapped around, What the hell? I was about to go sneak away until I heard "Good afternoon, Little Man" In that moment I almost shit myself, no joke.

"...Hello?" I muttered, Bob smiled sweetly at me, it didn't seem too sincere, He talked, seeming a bit pissed at me "You know, theres much better ways to greet a couple." I had so many questions "A couple? YOU HAVE A ROMANTIC PARTNER??" Bob frowned, he looked pissed at me "Girlfriend. Her names Opheebop" "Well I never thought anyone would like you that way, or does she now?" It wasn't smart, but I was trying to piss him off at that point "What are you implying? Asshole." I gave him a cocky smile "I'm just saying, I'd tootally have more of a chance than you." Bob looked like I just hit the limit, just not enough, wasn't planning on that much anyways. He decided "WHY DONT YOU PROVE THAT NOW THEN?! " Heh, I'm fucked "Oh I TOTALLY COULD!"

" Prove It. " I hopped off from behind the bench "Okay" I walked away, I thiught I had confidence but...

Back to semi-rons POV

- I have no Idea what I'll do now. " LM stated, Ron looked confused.

" When do I come in there? " He stated, LM looked embarrassed to state it but he had to. " I need you to kinda play pretend with me. Just for 1-2 weeks. Pretend to date me or whatever " Ron blushed and he was probably gonna die (in a cool way) cause of what was just said " S-sure, alright bud. I can do that" Or could he? Little Man smiled "GREAT! KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! THANKS HIMBO" LM happily dissapeared "Im fucked" Ron said to himself.

Idk to be continued