THAT BEING SAID
NARUTO FARTED SO HARD THE NEIGHBORS DOWN THE STREET COULD HEAR IT
OKAY I GOTTA ADMIT IM SMILING AT MYSLE FFOR TYPING THAT
WHAT ARE SOME CHARACTERS IM FORGTETING?
OH SHIT THIS WHOLE THING IS IN CAPS AHAHA I DIDNT MWAN WHERE IS THE CAP heis okay found it lol
likr i said
narutos fart shook konoha to its very foundations. tsunae woke up and she was super pissed. here he was, narutpo, future hokage, was fatyed in the middle of the night again, no doubt waking up half the village.
inly a few minutes later, there was a knocking on narutos window. it was angry knocking and it jolted naruto wawwke.
"i swear i dont have lyme disease!" naruto said barely awkwae "oh... who the f is nkocking on mywindiw?"
As naruto rubbed his eyes ignoring the progressively loder and louder knocking on his windows,, he ehgan to see better in the darkness. it was none other than kiba at his window.
naruto walked aover to his window and opened it along with the blinds.
"hey kiba whats up?"
"naruto."
"yes...?"
"naruto you farted again. this time youve outdone yourself."
Naruto leaned back in pride omg what am i writing lol this is so immature haha
"well i dont recall that happening but ill take your word"
"naruto you do it in your sleep. i dont know how something so loud and unforgiving could not wake you up."
"i ammmm a heavy sleep"
"no shit" kiba barked angrily
"so what can i do ya for kibs?"
"1, doont call me that, 3 im here to cut off your lower half 4 you need to be banished from the village for hood."
"what what and what?" nartop replied in geinune confusion
Kiba pulled out a very very large knife from out of the back of his night sweat pants. how he was walking around witjh that thing unsheatehed beat naruto. b ut kiba raised the knife and said "any last words fart boy?"
" i was diagnosed with lyme disease a few faus ago." naruto said calmly, as though it was a comment on the weather
"wahat?" kiba replied in shock and confused, mild shock btw
"yeah i have lyme disease, i heard justin biber has it and then i was like hmm do i have it so i went to the docotor and they said oh yeah son you have it"
"i dont know what to do with this information naruto"
"idk either i just thought that it would be good to say that before i lose my bottom half"
"i mean i guess? it doesnt change the outcome of tonight, but i guess likem i feel more sory froy u than i did a second ago?"
"eh im cool with that, slash aaway"
"youre a fucking weirdo dude" kiba said as he raised his right arm upward, building strength to slive naruto in half.
With chakra flowing into his arm he launched th knife downward and then to the side, slicing naruto clean in hal f in one fell swoop.
"the deed is done"
Narutos body slipped off his hips, where he smasked onto his side hitting the floor with a digusting sound
sorry about this i dont know i guess im in a weird mood tonight oh dear lololaskdfj more letters need to be in the english alphambet? idk
naruto was in shock, a horrible sensation of wooziness took over him. this was not a comical slice, this was a truly devastating blow that could kill him if he didnt act fast. he was losing conciousness.
"wow that is way more gross than i anticipated" kiba said in realization
"kiba please..." naruto desparately tried to get the words out, but he could barely expell his breathe. the pain was consuming him, and the darkness that his eyes had just adjusted to were now seeing all sorts of flashing colors. why?
"NARUTO."
a voice rang out deep and loud from the back of narutos mind. his vision had now begun to funnel intoa nothingness. he couldnt remember who he was or why he was in pain. for him, he was approacjinh and oblivion of seering pain, shit was wild.
NARUTO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
im sorry kurama.,,, i donmtg knw what i was thinking...
YOURE A FOOL QND QLAWAYS HAVE BEEN
kurana... doe s t hurt?
SPARE ME YOUR PITY AND DIE.
kurama... im sorry i... i hope it doesnt hurt the way it does for me...
Kurama sat in silence, his piercing eyes looking toward an aparition of narutos body. naruto appeared to be drowningm but without fighting it.
im so sorry... i never found a way to se t you free... i didnt wenat you to reincarnate if i could help it...
kurama continued to listen without making a sound
kurama are you there...? im trying to say... i dont want you to hurt anymore... ,aybe
maybe...
maybe this is for the best...
narutos breathing began to slow to an unbearable pace. the sound of his heart beating slower and slower echoed throughout kuramas chamber. the water that had always stayed above narutos ankles had now turned to sewagwe, and began to flood the prison.
WHAT A FOOLISH CHILD. SO SELFISH. I WONT TAKE PITY ON YOU...
kurama may have forced himself to say it aloud, but it fell on deaf ears as the apparition of the boy he resided in was beginning to wilt away intoa gret ash.
PERHAPS DYING WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME. PERHAPS...
and with that, a flame inside narutos body suddenly gave out. a body became completely motionless, with no evidence of any life left.
kiba stood up, tall on the banister of narutos apartment window. kiba looked to his handiwork and saw nothing but a pile of meat.
jeez where the fuck did this story go
what lay before him were two halves of a man, no. a boy. two halves a boy soaked in velvet leakage. th e liquid followed the floor boards and eventually settled ona small crevice between wood panels. and it kept flowing with no sign of stopping. jpw could a bodty hold do mich?
kiba watched the color drain from the child before him, once again remembering the moments that lead to his fate.
one fart too many. such a horrific way to end a life. a life that was filled with great sorow, but even greater persiverance.
was it wrong for kiba to have sliced naruto in half? was kiba aware that naruto was going to die from such a violent attack?
kiba considered his choice to meet naruto this night. he realized that while he felt the duty to punish naruto, to hold him responsible for release god knows what onto the village so many nights in a row... he didnt think naruto would die.
he had the fox inside him. what was his name? doesnt matter, never did. but that gox seems to hav finally given up. in the past kiba had witness naruto sustain countless horrible injuries, one after the other. and each time his healing would begin instantaneously. should one look close enough, you could see steam expell from his wounds, as though the gashes and holes in his skin were being cadorized by an invisible brander thing for ocws that thing.
kiba had killed the chosen one.
did he do it on purpose? he ponder so mant thoughts in such a short instance. by now only a few seconds had passed since he struck his arm. but to kiba it felt as though it had beeen hours since he started looking at this mess.
"this had to be done." loba said aloud to himself
"no one else had the balls to do it, so i stepped up to plate to do what no one elsde was prepared to do." kiba continued under his breathe
"the harrasment this thing caused was incessant, needless, and constant. he had soured any positive reputation he had accumulated in his life. a war hero, and a war terrorist, a future hokage..."
kiba stopped his monolouge. he rmembered a time in the academy when he was running from iruka with naruo. he tried to remember what they had done that caused them to stir up so much trouble, but he couldnt. what he did remember was naruto blindly running alongside him and akamaru, away from a teacher who could have surely caught them, but for some reason chose to let them escape. why was that?
did iruka know that we were just being kids? that there was no malice in our actions?
no. iruka saw two boys laughing and running away from the same person. one boy who came from a pretigious, if down troden, family clan. and the other a boy who simply had nothing.
perhaps iruka let them get away all those times in the hopes that naruto would make some sort of bond with others. in irukas mind, it was probably better for naruto to have friends who were bad influences than to not have friends at all.
"is that it? we were frineds?" kiba thought
the wind of the cold night blew kibas hair and craashed against his back. it was a whistle, one loud and clear as though it came from mother nature itself.
kiba had raised the alarm. he was no longer a ninja.
when he was 12 years old, kiba and his classmates all took an oath to serve their village and to prtoect the lives of his fellow people. he swore in blood and bone that he would abide by higher standards, and lead a foce of ninja greater than any thwe world had seen before.
konoha was attacked. several times. kiba could not stop it. against his attempts, his plans and desparity, kiba barely made a dent on the forces that worked against his interest. the village was left in disarray. he was partly to blame.
but naruto wasnt.
when orochimaru attacked, gaara was left unattended. his body transofrm ing into a horrible mass of sand and pain, ready to join in the destruction of kibas home.
but it was naruto who lead gaara wawy, deep into the surrpunding forrests. he kept daamge at bay by distancing gaaras terrorism.
btw i dont remember what happened in that arc so just roll with the idea that naruto lead gaara away from the village in an efort to save it frokm further damage and casaulties.
the third had died in battle. the sound four had gotten awqaay. kabuto was nowhere to be found. hundreds of civilians and ninja dead, not couting all the lives that were taken from the sound.
the bleeding had stopped. naruto was pure white, a shollow color of nothingness.
kiba turned away, leaving the widnow open. he looked to the moon for answers but found none. he realized he had conintued to grasp the giant knife in his hand, feeling the blood drip onto his sandals.\\c combat sandals whatever those things are called
he had made a misatke. he had decided he was wrong to have cut naruto in half. a horrible act of flatuance did not warrant the need for such sin.
without warning four anbu ninja appeared below the banister kiba was standing on. he looked down and accessed his optins. he would not run away, he was too proud to stoop to that. he wouldnt deny his actions.
"why shouldt we strike you down now where you stand" said one of the anbu
"i may be a failed ninja, but i am still a servant of this village like you. pr wpuld stand to continue tonights losses and hedgr oyur etss against god?" said kiba instinctively
"bro this dude is nuts" said one anbu to another
"calm down we need to handle this." said the other
kibas hands were crossed behind him, with two hands of opposing anbu grasping at his feet with great forec.S
for kiba, he heard the cracking of his wrists before he felt the pain. an acute sensation he had not felt in ages. he had successfully avoid injuries from past missions for months now.
it was a familiar pain, and one he let his guard down for.
before he could process the attempt to bind him motionless, a fourth anbu apeared just inches away from his face. fingers held in a seal, the anbu delicately placed a vertical sheet of paper onto kibas forhead.
"kee" commanded the anub, as the paper then latched itself to kibas skin.
the paper was attatched to him, and kiba could then feel his ability to move dissapear. if he had chosen to retaliate he likely could have gotten away before this ealled was applied to his forehead, but instead he chose to wear it reluctantly. but it was too late to change his fate anyway.
anyway they take kiba to the tower and they interrogate him and they do horrible things to them and they find naruto dead and everyone is frvastated and then theres an interesting exchange between kiba and tsunade (because i reguse to ackownledge that kakashi became hokage fucking kisshimoto lost it toward the end rip) maybe ill finish this later mo=aybe not just imagine that tsunade hits kiba with a perspective that no one but her could deliver and it shatters his whole concept of life
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thanky ouf reading pleases say safe as awlays.
6:16am 9/1/21