Review Responses
WeirdAlfan101- Those are some harsh words towards Amy. Then again, she does deserve it after how she treated Cody. Poor guy just wanted to try and win her over, yet he gets back stabbed like this. Take comfort in knowing that Cody's love story is not quite over despite his elimination. There's hope for him yet. Maybe even with Amy... then again it seems you'd be against that.
Phenomenal Excelsior- Courtney might be working with the Bass better than before, but her tendency to want to control everything is not helping out. I think that's part of her personality a lot of people hate, but it's not necessarily a terrible thing. She can be a real control freak, as her team said, but she can also be an effective organizer and really help out when needed. Sugar taking the idol will make things much harder for the gophers. Let's see how they adapt. As for Cody, he isn't blind to how mean Amy is, he just thinks she has a rough exterior and a warm interior. His crush helps him look past her flaws, and she is good at fooling people regardless.
Amazing Brayden- I wouldn't be so sure about that. While it's true that canon had even genders for Brunch of Disgustingness, that doesn't guarantee the same will be true here. I know the eliminations have been pretty one sided with Izzy being the only girl out so far, but that doesn't mean the guys are all automatically safe.
ShadowJcreed- A Sue-Bin-Ear is just what I imagine is Sugar's way of pronouncing Souvenir, it's not an actual thing. Sorry about the confusion. I'll admit that Geoff's injury wasn't really needed, but it was too good a joke for me to ignore. I promise that some girls will get eliminated soon. I promise the merge won't be incredibly unbalanced for gender.
QueenAzulaThinksYourWorthless- Sugar might have taken a step in the right direction by trying to take Ella from Heather, but knowing the bad luck the idol brings she has to be a lot more careful now. Her souvenir isn't as good as she might think. The Bass should be grateful that the Gophers are stuck with both Amy and Heather. It makes winning a lot easier for them.
Gucci Mane LaFlare- A big part of the scene with Zoey and Katie was the fact that it helps to develop Katie. The main thing I want to do with her is explore the fact that she's supposed to be the "emotional" one between her and Sadie. First it was her latching onto Zoey, and now her trying to figure out how Dave got eliminated. Her emotions are driving her a lot here.
Space Zodiac- You seem to be the only one actively rooting for Amy here. I guess sometimes we just want the villain to win. As for which twin will make it farther between Amy and Sammy, I think the answer will please and surprise most readers. There's still some time before we get that answer though.
Guest- Ha I'm not sure what made you think I like Amy, but I don't actually. She's one of my least favorite characters. That being said however, I still think that she deserves better that what we got in canon. The twin sisters plot got wasted and ruined, so I'm trying to make it work out a bit better. As much as I hate Amy, I'm having a lot of fun developing her into a real villain and not a one note character.
Last Time on Total Drama Island. Both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island. Cody tried to hit on Amy, but was ignored. He decided to try and get on Amy's sister Samey's good side by helping to set up Samey with her crush Trent. A good strategy if you ask me. Courtney had trouble dealing with being called a control freak, and she proceeded to handle it in the worst way possible. By being a control freak. There were winners, and there were losers also known as: The Gophers. Thanks to Amy's evil scheming she was able to get rid of the nerd crushing on her, while keeping herself innocent along the way. Someone who isn't innocent however is Sugar, who may have done the worst thing possible in bringing back an idol from the creepy cursed island. Will Sugar live to regret her souvenir? I'm sorry I mean her "Sue-Bin-Ear? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? Find out here on Total...Drama...Island!
The theme song begins with several cameras popping out of various locations. A cue card signals the start of transitioning through the island and past Chris
(Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine)
The camera goes past several trees and up the island's large cliff
(You guys are on my mind)
The camera goes under the water where Owen is shown. He farts underwater accidentally killing a fish.
(You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see)
The dead fish pops up along with the fart bubbles. An eagle flies by and picks up the bird. On the beach shore nearby Geoff is shown tanning while Lightning is working out.
(I wanna be Famous)
Ella is singing with her animal friends in the forest. The eagle drops the fish over her scaring away her animal friends. Sugar is shown laughing at Ella's misery while Jasmine glares at Sugar.
(I wanna live close to the sun)
In a raft Heather and Leshawna are having a slap fight. They aren't paying attention to their surroundings and the raft goes over a waterfall with the two girls screaming.
(Well pack your bags cause I've already won)
On a log near the waterfall Leonard is practicing his wizard spells. He is so focused on his spells that he didn't notice Izzy swinging by on a vine. She crashed into him and the two went flying off screen.
(Everything to prove nothing in my way)
Izzy and Leonard go past the camp and crash into Harold right as he was about to enter the confessional. All three of them landed on the floor in pain.
(I'll get there one day)
Inside the Mess Hall Chef is mixing something into his mess of a pot. Cody and Ezekiel are shown tied up and look concerned about what Chef is going to feed them.
(Cause I wanna be famous)
Next to Cody and Ezekiel, Beardo is making several noises. Chef annoyed with his sound effects shoves a spoonful of food into his mouth as well.
(Na nananana nananana nananana)
Outside of the Mess Hall Katie is holding onto Zoey and staring at a nearby Alejandro who is smiling back at the girls, his teeth sparkling in the process. Dave is shown nearby looking towards Zoey before turning and glaring at Alejandro.
(I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous)
At the end of the dock Courtney is shown waving at the camera elegantly. She missteps though and falls into the water with the view panning straight up into the daylight sky.
(I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous)
It quickly turns to night at the campfire ceremony. Sammy and Trent are sitting next to each other. They lean closer to each other, but Amy pulls Sammy's hair, knocks her down, and takes her seat. The rest of the campers are shown sitting around in a circle whistling along to the music.
The morning was a nice and peaceful one. It was peaceful to begin with, but then the sound of a helicopter could be heard. Chris was piloting it and he winked to the camera smiling. He flew the helicopter over the cabins to startle the campers awake.
"Yo did someone call the fuzz to crash our party again?" Goeff asked as he woke up. Harold and Alejandro looked at the party guy confused as to what he was talking about.
With the guys wide awake, Chris moved the helicopter over to the next cabin and went to give the girls their wake up call. Leshawna hit her head on the bunk over her as she woke up.
"Okay, that dude is really starting to get on my last nerve." She complained.
"Whatever." Heather yawned. "He just loves ruining our mornings. Ella go get the shower ready for me." She said.
Ella went off towards the communal bathroom. Sugar glared at Heather from her bunk, but dropped it when she saw Heather looking her way.
"Samey, you go get my shower ready too." Amy said. "Like no!" She yelled. Sammy stretched as she got out of her bed and glumly walked towards the bathrooms. "Don't set the water too hot this time either. The least you can do is try to get things right." Amy yelled as Sammy was out the door.
Sometime later out by the bathroom, there was a large lined formed of nearly all the female contestants. They were having difficulty getting into the bathroom.
"What's taking so long?" Katie asked.
"I'm sorry, but Amy said she wanted to have some private time this morning. I guess she's used to hogging the bathroom." Sammy said.
"Well how long is cheer girl going to take?" Leshawna asked. "I've got urgent business." She said.
"Judging by how long she usually takes back home, it'll be quite a while." Sammy said rubbing the back of her neck nervously.
"Okay, I'm done with waiting. This wouldn't be the first time I've had to take care of my business outdoors." Jasmine said before walking off.
The camp loudspeakers went off, Chris ready to announce the next challenge. "I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit." Chris announced.
The large line of girls waiting angrily went off to the campfire pit having been unable to use the restroom that morning. Sammy was left waiting for Amy to get out of the bathroom.
"Amy the challenge is going to start." Sammy told her.
"Who cares about that Samey. Get in here and lotion my back before it starts peeling." Amy said. Sammy hung her head sadly, and walked into the bathroom where Amy was waiting.
At the campfire pit all the contestants were gathered around for breakfast and for their challenge. "Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge!" Chris excitedly asked them.
"We are ready!" Owen eagerly shouted lifting his arms in the air.
"Incoming!" Chris yelled before throwing a can directly at them. It was about to hit Sammy, but Trent managed to catch it before it hit her. She smiled at him, while Amy scowled at the two of them. "This is breakfast." Chris said as he tossed a can of beans to everyone.
"No. Breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's yucky burnt eggs." Heather complained.
"Beans beans they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you..." Owen sang until he got hit by a can of beans.
"Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting." Chris said as he pulled out a paintball gun.
"Sweet dude." Geoff said excited.
"Isn't that a paintball gun?" Harold asked.
"It is." Chris said. To demonstrate he shot a paintball directly at Harold knocking him down.
"So then that means we won't actually be hurting anything?" Ella asked Chris.
"Unfortunately, no." Chris said. "This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the teams once we get into the woods sooo... finish breaky." He said.
A loud burp was heard, and everyone turned to see that Owen had eaten all of the beans that they were given. His face and clothes were covered in bits and pieces of beans. "Got anymore beans?" He asked laughing. Nearly all the girls on his team looked at him in disgust.
In the woods, Chris stood by a board holding seven paintball guns. Four of them were red, and the other three were green. "Now, for the team breakdowns. The Killer Bass hunters are Harold, Geoff, and Zoey." Chris said. He threw each of them a green gun. "Locked and loaded with bass blue paint. Using orange paint are the gopher hunters, Leshawna, Ella, Owen, Samey." He said giving them four the red gun.
"Woohoo! This is awesome man!" Owen cheered.
"You'll also get these stylin' glasses, and wicked camo caps. The rest of you are now deer. Here are your antlers, noses, and little white tails." Chris said demonstrating what the deer would be wearing for the challenge.
"Yeah right. I am not wearing that." Heather complained.
"But you would make such a fine deer." Alejandro told Heather.
Chris put the deer accessories on Alejandro to demonstrate how they would look. "Take these off and your team is toast." Chris said.
Owen stood by Alejandro and laughed at his appearance. "May I help you with something?" Alejandro asked Owen.
"Oh don't worry about it." Owen said before pausing. "Bambi." He said mockingly.
"I hope you are good aim to back up those words." Alejandro said hiding a scowl.
Once everyone was given what they needed for the challenge, the deer of each team went off first being given a head start. The four Killer Bass walked together near the start of the challenge.
"Well, at least we get a head start." Courtney said.
"True, but I wish I could've been a hunter instead of a deer." Jasmine said.
"I suggest we split up. If we stick together, then it will be easier for a single hunter to get one of us." Alejandro suggested.
The Killer Bass nodded in agreement, and the four deer each went off in a different direction. As for the Screaming Gophers, they were handling their deer situation a bit differently compared to the Bass.
"This is literally the lamest thing that I have ever done." Amy complained.
"Chris should've let me do the shooting. Back on the farm we would make a game out of who could shoot the most rats with a slingshot." Sugar said. The other three just looked at her unsure how to react.
(Confessional Camera)
"Being a deer was kind of lame, but this seemed like an easy challenge for us. We had one more hunter than they did, and as long as Heather and Amy were in the woods alone there wouldn't be any arguments to distract or slow us down. I'd say it's an easy win." Trent said.
(Confessional End)
As the gophers kept walking, Amy took a seat on a nearby stump.
"Hey Amy, aren't you coming with us?" Trent asked.
"Why would I do that. Once Samey gets here she can protect me for the rest of the game. If she ever gets here that is. You can never count on her to do a single thing right after all." Amy said.
"Isn't that against the rules?" Trent asked her.
"As if anybody is going to check the rules out here." Amy said rolling her eyes.
"Great, I was going to have Ella do the same thing, but now everyone is going to think that I'm just copying you." Sugar complained.
"Hey, I was going to have Ella watch over me." Heather yelled at Sugar.
The three girls continued to argue back and forth about who was copying who. Trent sighed and walked off on his own.
Back with the hunters it was time for them to start going. The Killer Bass gathered together and put their hands in a circle before lifting it in the air for team spirit. While Harold and Geoff seemed eager to start hunting, Zoey was still a bit unsure.
"What's wrong brah?" Geoff asked Zoey.
"Oh it's nothing." Zoey said startled. "I guess I'm just a bit unsure about this. I know Chris said we wouldn't be hurting anything, but it still feels wrong to me." Zoey said.
"Zoey you do realize this is all just pretend right." Harold said. "It's just paint, so say if you like hit Heather..." He continued to say before Zoey cut him off.
"I forgot Heather was a deer. That changes everything." Zoey said.
"Start your paintballs. Game on" Chris announced through the loudspeaker.
"Let's go and get those deer." Sammy said ready to start.
"I am down with that." Leshawna said.
The three girls paused in silence as they saw Owen splashing himself with something.
"What are you doing?" Sammy asked Owen.
"I'm masking my scent so that the deer don't see me coming." Owen said as he continued to splash himself.
Leshawna's face looked disgusted as she watched Owen. "Tell me that isn't..." She started to ask.
"Pee. Yes. Yes it is." Owen proudly answered. "I've got some more if you want it." He said pushing the jar towards them.
"Eww Eww Eww!" Sammy said disgusted. "Owen, we're hunting other campers. There's no need to hide your scent." She told him.
Owen looked at his pee bottle confused. "Wait, you mean I collected all this pee for nothing." He said. He tossed the bottle of pee away having no need for it anymore. Ella and Sammy went off in disgust while Leshawna just started at Owen.
"Dude you are one sick ticket." Leshawna told him before walking away.
Ella and Sammy were walking around the forest for quite some time now. They had yet to find a single deer and were starting to get tired from all the walking around.
"I think were back at where we started Ella. I can't believe that after all of that we still haven't seen any deer." Sammy told Ella.
"Perhaps it is for the best. Paint or not, I could not bear to fire upon one of my fellow campers." Ella said.
"There you are Samey. How long did you expect me to keep waiting for you?" Amy asked annoyed.
Sammy looked at Amy confused. "Why were you waiting for me?" She asked Amy.
"Do I have to explain everything to you. Just do what I say and stop asking so many pointless questions." Amy yelled.
"I'll leave you to your sister Samey. I imagine Heather and Sugar are looking for me is we're supposed to protect our deer." Ella said before walking off.
"See, even fairy princess knows how to follow directions. How can you be more useless than the delusional girl who thinks she's a princess." Amy said.
"We need to find the other deer if we want to win the challenge. Shouldn't I be out hunting?" Sammy asked Amy.
Amy stood up and pulled on Sammy's hair. "Will you listen when I tell you to do something. Forget about the stupid challenge and go get me food from the kitchen. Thanks to that fat lard we didn't get any breakfast." Amy said.
(Confessional Camera)
"I can't stand her sometimes. I almost want to tell her something." Sammy yelled into the camera.
(Confessional End)
Owen was slowly walking around the forest looking for a deer he could get.
"The hunter is a finely tuned machine. His senses heightened by the thrill of the chase." Owen narrated. He walked slowly forward and found Jasmine eating some berries she had picked nearby. "Suddenly, our hunter spots a magnificent doe in the clearing. If he's to succeed, the hunter must demonstrate patience and control." Owen said. He stood still in the bush waiting for an opportunity to shoot Jasmine, but then farted loudly giving away his hiding spot.
Elsewhere, Ella was walking through the forest looking glumly. She had her head down and didn't even bother singing with the birds and squirrels that were following her the way that she usually did. She found Heather who was walking through the forest annoyed.
"There you are Ella. I have been looking for you." Heather said. "What's wrong with you?" She asked noticing that Ella wasn't being her usual perky self.
"Oh, I apologize Heather, I'm just feeling down. This challenge is far too rough for my liking. Besides that I'm worried about our friendship with Sugar." Ella said.
"Sugar you say?" Heather asked. "Why don't you tell me everything that Sugar has been telling you and I can see what's wrong with our friendship." Heather said smiling evilly.
(Confessional Camera)
"I knew Sugar was hiding something. First she took Ella into that canoe by herself, and now she wanted to have Ella protect her instead of me. Luckily Ella let me know just what she was planning. You're going to regret messing with me Sugar." Heather said.
(Confessional End)
Back with Owen and Jasmine, Owen had yet to move from the bush he was hiding in. While Jasmine was aware that Owen was hiding there, she was waiting for him to make the first move.
"Aware of every photon in his environment..." Owen began to narrate until a snake got near him. "Snake!" He yelled throwing the snake in panic. Jasmine took this opportunity to make her escape quickly.
"Gonna have to try better than that Owen." Jasmine said as she ran off.
"It's on now Jasmine. Your butt's a hamburger and I'm one hot barbecue." Owen said starting to chase her.
In the kitchen, Sammy was waiting for Chef to leave so it would be safe to get Amy food. Once he walked out she made her way inside and grabbed the first thing that she saw, a bag of chips. She ran towards the door with the bad, but noticed that Chef had returned suddenly. She panicked seeing that he was about to open the door, and hid under the nearest table. When she was sure that it was safe she moved towards the door slowly, but stepped on a creaky floorboard. Chef turned around at the noise, and Sammy ran out as fast as she could not realizing that she was dropping all of the chips from the bag.
(Confessional Camera)
"As I'm running for my life from a psychotic Chef I get the biggest realization. Amy is making me do all of this for her, and she doesn't deserve any of it. I don't care if she's the smart one, the pretty one or the popular one. I don't even like her." Sammy yelled.
(Confessional End)
When Sammy finished running and Chef was long gone, she paused and began to eat out of the chip bag that she had stolen from the kitchen. Owen meanwhile continued to chase after Jasmine. He was starting to get tired, but it was clear she could still go much longer.
"You're my burger now Jasmine." Owen panted. He continued to chase her towards a river bank. Jasmine was easily able to jump over it and get to the other side. When Owen tried to do the same as she did, he fell halfway through and injured himself in the process.
Sammy angrily stormed back to where Amy was waiting for her. Along the way she heard some noise from a nearby bush.
"Whoever is there, just go ahead and shoot me already. You can't make my life any worse than it already is." She said as she kept walking.
Trent walked out of the bush and went up to Sammy. "I've never heard of a deer shooting a hunter before." He joked. When he noticed she wasn't laughing at his joke, he looked concerned. "Hey are you alright?" He asked her.
"I'm just tired of having to deal with this Trent." Sammy told him.
"Hey it's alright Samey. I know hunting can be a little hard, but you'll do fine." Trent said reassuringly.
"I'm not talking about the dumb challenge." Sammy snapped. "I'm talking about Amy and how she treats me. I'm tired of having to deal with her. She's taken everything from me, and made my life miserable." She said.
"About time you got back Samey." Amy yelled as Sammy was close enough. "I thought that you were going to let me starve out here on my own." She said berating her sister.
"Do you even care about what I had to go through in order to get you this dumb bag of chips." Sammy yelled.
"Chips? Are you kidding me. Why can't you do anything right. I asked for food and you bring back something that isn't even good enough for a snack." Amy complained.
Sammy grabbed the bag of chips and threw it on the ground. "You ungrateful, stuck up, whinny little jerk." She yelled.
"What did you say to me. You'd better watch your mouth if you know what's good for you." Amy said standing up.
"I'm not taking any of it back. I'm done taking orders from you." Sammy yelled back at her.
"Do you want me to make your time miserable here?" Amy asked Sammy. "If not, I'd suggest you take back what you just said.
"News flash Amy, you already make my life miserable. You've been making me miserable for years." Sammy said. She stormed off before Amy could yell at her anymore. Trent followed by hoping that the two sisters wouldn't make things worse for each other. Amy was about to follow the two of them, but she was suddenly shot by blue paint. While she couldn't find who it was that shot her, Harold and Zoey could be seen laughing at her from their hiding spot.
Owen's chase with Jasmine continued up a steep cliff. Owen was panting heavily as he ran, but he was determined to catch Jasmine. He kept firing at her, but she managed to avoid every single shot that he fired.
"The... hunter's courage... and desire... will not... stop." Owen said panting through nearly each word. Jasmine led him to the top of the cliff and stopped as she reached the edge of it. "You're mine now dear." Owen said out of breath. Jasmine looked calmly at him, and when he tried to fire at her he was all out of ammo. Owen looked at Jasmine unsure of what to do now "The hunter knows that his prey will stay there for a moment, paralyzed in... umm fear... and respect. The deer cannot best the hunter." He said nervously. Jasmine simply stood at the edge and baited Owen.
"You gonna try to catch me or what?" She asked.
Owen charged at Jasmine, but as he did, she moved out of the way causing him to fall off the edge and into the water. Jasmine looked at him and chuckled to herself before calmly walking away.
Sammy was angrily walking around the forest. She seemed to be looking for someone. Trent followed by worried for his friend.
(Confessional Camera)
"Samey and I were just starting to get real close, but now she and Amy are having this major fight. I don't want to pick a side between them, but if I have to, I guess it makes sense Samey would snap after Amy has been so hard on her for so long." Trent said.
(Confessional End)
"You know we are in a challenge, and you don't really seem to be looking for any deer to hunt." Trent told Sammy.
"I don't care about that. All I care about is finding Heather so that she can use her alliance to get rid of Amy. You'll vote with us won't you Trent?" Sammy asked him.
"Whoa hey, calm down a minute. Working with Heather is like making a deal with the devil. You do remember what she did at the Talent Show don't you. Besides, don't you think you should work things out with Amy." Trent said.
"I asked Heather to help me at the Talent Show. Amy has been embarrassing me and ruining my life for years. It's only fair that she sees how it feels for once." Sammy revealed.
Trent sighed put his hand on Sammy's shoulder reassuringly. "Samey, I like you, and I'd like to see where things go between us, but don't you think you're overreacting. Amy's told me she's hard on you because she cares, and even if I think she goes to far sometimes, there's no reason to think she hates you." He told her.
"You have no idea Trent. Every friend I've ever made she's turned away from me. Everything I've ever accomplished she takes credit for. I do everything she asks and never once do I get a thanks. Instead, I get nothing but yelled at and called useless. You might be willing to forgive her, but I'm far past forgiveness." Sammy yelled at him.
"Samey.." Trent started to say.
"Sammy!" Sammy yelled smacking Trent's hand away. "My name is Sammy. Samey is a nickname that Amy gave me because to her I'm nothing more than the second Amy, but I won't let her nickname be who I am anymore." Sammy told him.
"I thought you liked that nickname." Trent told her.
"I've always hated it. I just never had the nerve to say anything about it until today." Sammy said.
"Alright Sammy. Look, I don't want to get too involved in your sister drama. You two have way more going on than I thought. I still think you should try to work things out, but if you really want her eliminated then I'll support you." Trent told her. Sammy hugged Trent for his support in her and the two went walking to find Heather.
Owen had managed to swim from where Jasmine had dropped him back to the island, and he wandered back into the forest looking for another deer.
"You can leave the hunter with less ammo then the thought he had. You can trick him into going over a cliff. You can even leave him with a case of toe crabs. But you cannot break his spirit." Owen said getting himself psyched back up. He looked around and saw that Alejandro was walking nearby. "Looks like I found fresh meat." He said eagerly planing to hunt his new target.
Sammy and Trent managed to find Heather and Ella. They walked together while Sammy made an appeal to Heather for eliminating Amy.
"We'll deal with Amy soon. Right now I have a more important matter to attend to." Heather said. They managed to find Sugar who Ella and Heather had spent most of the challenge looking for. "Hello Sugar, Ella has been telling me quite the story today." Heather said getting Sugar's attention.
"What did you tell her?" Sugar asked Ella.
"You said you were worried Heather wasn't treating you like a good friend, so I just told Heather you wanted to be more involved in our friendly alliance plans." Ella said.
"She also mentioned that you planned on eliminating and replacing me." Heather said. "Don't worry Sugar, you won't be needed anymore. Samey is officially taking your spot in my alliance." She said.
"Sammy." Sammy said blankly. "If you want me to join your alliance you'll call me by my name and not that nickname." She said.
"Sammy, you can't join Heather's alliance. Voting out Amy is one thing, but if you start working for Heather that makes you no worse than the monster you say Amy is." Trent told her.
Heather scowled at Trent and pushed him away. "Ignore Trent here Sammy. I will treat you far better than Amy ever did. You haven't forgotten about my fine work at the talent show have you?" Heather asked with fake kindness.
"SAMEY!" Amy yelled in the distance. She stormed towards the group that had gathered together.
Leshawna was nearby the group of Gophers arguing, and the noise of their argument grabbed her attention. "Two hours of sneaking around in the woods, and I haven't shot a darn thing. What kind of messed up person does this kind of thing for fun." She complained. As Amy and Sammy's argument got louder, she looked from a bush at the group gathered around. Seeing a group of deer she decided to take a shot and hope it would hit. She ended up hitting Heather.
"Who was that?" Heather asked getting hit.
"Sorry about that." Leshawna said approaching the group. "I knew I should've gone to the optometrist before going here." She said.
Heather glared at Leshawna for her mistake and was going to grab Ella's gun to fire back at Leshawna. She noticed however that Ella didn't have it with her. "Where's your gun Ella?" Heather asked her.
"Right here." Sugar said shooting at Heather in the leg causing her to fall down. Sammy smiled evilly and shot at Amy several times.
"Girl you are some kind of crazy." Leshawna told Sammy.
"It just seemed like a lot of fun when you did it, and let me say it felt great to get back at her after so long." Sammy said laughing.
Elsewhere in the forest, Alejandro was drinking from a nearby stream. Owen looked at him from the top of a tree, being hidden by the leaves and branches.
"This is the shot of the day. With one paintball, hunter and prey's mutual destinies will be fulfilled." Owen said. He readied his paintball gun, but ended up farting and giving away his position once again.
Alejandro smelled the nearby area, the smell of Owen's farts starting to spread and recognized the foul order. "Beans." He said once he had figured out what the source was. Owen farted several more times and Alejandro calmly walked away. "If you ever want to catch something, you'll have to take care of your terrible odor problem." Alejandro told him before walking away whistling.
Owen fell from the tree he was in, and got covered in mud. He went in the same direction that Alejandro had gone off to, but there was no sign of the deer anywhere. What Owen did end up finding was the bag of chips that Sammy had left behind. He ate the chips, and followed a trail of crumbs only to be met with a bear eating a pile of berries.
"Hey there you big bear. You haven't seen any deer have you?" Owen nervously asked the bear. It roared at him, but just as the bear was about to attack Owen farted and his stench scared the bear away.
Back with the Gophers, Heather had managed to take the paintball gun from Amy and began shooting at Sugar. Sugar fired back while Ella covered herself afraid of the conflict. Leshawna shot her paintballs at Heather, causing Heather to change targets from Sugar to Leshawna. When Sugar was distracted Amy grabbed her paintball gun and fired at Sammy repeatedly. Trent moved in the way to protect Sammy, so Amy shot at him in rage. From there it turned into an all out war with the gophers changing targets and paintball guns repeatedly. The three Bass hunters found this chaotic scene, and joined in shooting both deer and hunters alike while enjoying themselves. That fight went on for quite a while.
(Confessional Camera)
"I can only blame myself for what happened. I should've talked to Sugar before telling Heather how she felt. Now it seems not only are my friends still fighting, but my team is as well." Ella said looking down.
(Confessional End)
While the Gophers were having their own war zone, Alejandro was trying to wash off the scent of Owen's farts. He wasn't having any luck with it whatsoever. Courtney approached him from nearby and was disgusted by the stench.
"What's that terrible smell?" She asked him.
"I apologize for that Courtney, Owen's odor is quite strong, and quite difficult to get rid of." Alejandro told her.
"Yeah it's real disgusting. Not nearly as disgusting as you flirting with Heather though." Courtney said.
"Whatever do you mean?" Alejandro asked with fake ignorance.
"Don't play dumb Alejandro, the way you said she'd make a fine deer." Courtney told him.
"I can assure you that I was merely being courteous. I harbor no feelings towards Heather, and there was no flirtatious intent behind my words." Alejandro told her convincingly.
Courtney looked at Alejandro unsure if he was telling the truth, but decided to drop it. "We should get going back. This stupid game must be almost over by now." Courtney said as she started walking.
"I'm sorry Courtney, but you are going the wrong way. The camp is in this direction." Alejandro pointed the opposite of where Courtney was headed.
"I'd like to disagree. I was a CIT remember. I have a natural sense of direction, and I know for a fact that camp is this way." Courtney told him.
"Just because you have not mentioned it does not mean I have forgotten you are a CIT. Regardless, you are mistaken and camp is in this direction." Alejandro said.
The two of them both walked in the direction that they thought camp was at. Their antlers clashed together as they were walking, getting the pair trapped together.
"Attention humans, wildlife, and hunters, please report back to camp. It's time to show your hides, and tally up the score." Chris announced over the loudspeaker.
"This is just great, we're stuck and we need to get back to camp now." Courtney complained.
"A little cooperation is all it will take for us to get there." Alejandro said. The two struggled to walk together as they made their way back to camp.
Once nearly everyone was gathered back together, Chris reviewed them to see what was going on.
"Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Stealing from Chef, eating chips in the woods, farting at a bear." Chris said in a disappointed tone. "Do you know what I see here? Chris asked them. "I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint products." He said as he continued to lecture them. "I have to say..." He paused. "That was awesome!" He said laughing. "When you guys opened fire on your own team. Not to mention how you made your own war zone between each other. Wicked TV guys." He finished as he laughed harder.
"Where are Alejandro and Courtney?" Harold asked noticing that they were missing.
"Here they come now." Katie said pointing in the distance.
The two were still stuck together by the antlers and were struggling to finish walking together. "Apologies for being late." Alejandro said. He looked at Heather who was covered in a variety of orange and blue paint, just like most of her team was. "Heather, that paint really brings out the color in your eyes." He told her.
Courtney rolled her eyes at Alejandro's flirting despite his previous claims that he was just being courteous. She shoved him away, causing the two of them to topple over as they were still stuck together. Their teammates helped them up and separated the two.
"Just when I thought this episode couldn't get any better. The ratings will be enormous." Chris said. "Since basically every member of the gophers are covered in paint, even those that aren't even deer, it's clear who our winners are. The Killer Bass. You guys are off to a hunting camp shindig. Gophers, I'll see you guys at the campfire ceremony... again." Chris said. The Bass cheered for their victory while the Gophers glared at each other with incredibly thick tension.
"Sweet there are more beans." Owen said finding more cans of beans. He proceeded to eat them all causing his team to look at him in disgust knowing how much his farts were going to fill the cabins later.
At the campfire ceremony later that night, the Gophers were still all glaring at each other angrily.
"I can't believe we lost two times in a row. What is wrong with all of you." Heather yelled. "At least now I'll be rid of that backstabbing pig Sugar." She said.
"It's Samey's fault we keep losing. I don't know how she lasted this long." Amy yelled. Sammy stuck her tongue out at Amy in response.
(Confessional Camera)
"This was the toughest vote yet. I know I told Sammy I'd help her vote for Amy, but I don't think she should leave without at least trying to work out these issues. Nothing ever got better by ignoring it." Trent said.
(Switch)
"Heather may be a massive pain, but I can deal with her for another day. What I can't stand for another day is sick messed up stuff I have to put up with. It's an easy vote." Leshawna said.
(Switch)
"Why can't I vote for everyone today. Normally I'd pick Samey to get rid of, but there's someone else I can't stand staying even more than her right now." Amy said.\
(Switch)
"I ruined Heather and Sugar's friendship. Hopefully they both stay today so I can fix it next time. Then I'll work on fixing the team and we'll all be able to work together and keep on winning." Ella said.
(Confessional End)
"Seven marshmallows are on this plate. When I call your name, come up and grab your plate." Chris said.
"We know how this works, just hurry up and tell us which loser we don't have to deal with anymore." Amy yelled at Chris.
"Fine whatever. Spoil the moment." Chris complained.
"Trent" He caught his marshmallow, but looked down at Amy and Sammy who were still glaring at each other.
"Ella" She missed hers being too sad by the days events to catch it.
"Leshawna" She ignored her marshmallow as it went over her instead focusing on those left.
"Heather" She grabbed hers looking at Sugar and smirking
"Sugar" She ate hers and looked back at Heather who's smirk was replaced by a scowl.
"Samey" Samey shoved her marshmallow in Amy's face mockingly.
"Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight." Chris announced.
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"Amy". He revealed.
"About time I got my dumb marshmallow. You got lucky this time Samey, but you are going down next time." Amy yelled before storming off.
"Wait why was I voted off. I thought I was getting along with everyone great." Owen said shocked.
"Hey you're a great guy Owen." Trent told him comfortingly.
"But you're kinda gross." Sammy said
"Kinda is an understatement." Heather said.
"I hate to agree with her, but she's right. You drenched yourself in pee, and wouldn't stop farting all day. Sorry man, but that's too much." Leshawna said.
"Owen, the Dock of Shame awaits." Chris told him. Owen hugged his fellow Gophers goodbye before tearfully heading off.
Trent walked into his cabin, now all alone. From his cabin he could hear more arguments being held by the girls. Amy and Sammy started arguing first, then Leshawna stepped in to shut up their arguments. Heather added her unneeded opinion next, followed by Sugar. He sighed and grabbed his bag before knocking on the Killer Bass cabin.
"Hey dude, what's up." Geoff asked him as he opened the door.
"You mind if I stay here? I'm the last guy on my team and an empty cabin isn't really my style. It's cool if you say no, different teams and all that." Trent said.
"It's cool, we've got plenty of room for you to crash. Must be a bummer being the only dude left on your team." Geoff told him.
Trent sighed taking an empty bed for himself. "It's not just that I'm alone, but the girls on my team all hate each other. It's like the worlds worst cat fight in their cabin and I do not want to be anywhere near that." He said.
"I can only imagine. I mean they fired at each other instead of us with their paintballs. What happened to make things so rough between them?" Geoff asked.
"I don't know if I should really be saying anything. That is kinda our team business and all." He said.
"You can trust us, after all we are all guys aren't we." Alejandro said joining in their conversation.
"I guess it would do me some good to get this off my chest. Just keep this between us alright." Trent said.
Alejandro smiled and shook Trent's hand. "You can count on us Trent." He said knowing full well this information would help him out in the long run.
Elimination Order
22. Leonard
21. Lightning
20. Ezekiel
19. Beardo
18. Izzy
17. Dave
16. Cody
15. Owen
Remaining Contestants
Screaming Gophers: Heather, Ella, Amy, Samey, Trent, Sugar, and Leshawna
Killer Bass: Geoff, Courtney, Alejandro, Zoey, Harold, Katie, and Jasmine
Elimination Explanation: Owen might have won Total Drama Island in canon, but in this RNG universe he couldn't even make the merge. I imagine quite a lot of people are upset, not just because Owen is a fan favorite, but also because he's yet another guy eliminated. Trent is all alone in his cabin now, or at least he was till he moved out. The way I saw it the girls, especially Amy and Heather, weren't going to put up with Owen and his disgusting habits much longer. This chapter just put it over the edge. Covering himself in pee, eating all the beans thus farting everywhere, being covered in mud, it was too much so the girls got rid of him. They were able to put aside their own individual hatred for one elimination just to get rid of him without them even knowing it. Normally I keep the elimination order a secret to myself, but I feel the need to calm everyone down. The merge will not be so heavily leaned towards one gender. Female eliminations are coming, and almost every single elimination from next chapter until the merge will be female.
A/N: I knew from the start I wanted this to play out as basically just an even more insane version of the canon episode, and I think I accomplished that. Sure it's overall similar to canon, but the result is still total mayhem. Not only do we have Sammy rebelling against Amy the way Beth did in canon, but we also have Sugar going against Heather with Ella being stuck in the middle. Tension is extremely high right now for the Screaming Gophers especially with the comedic relief of Owen being gone now. How will they manage to pull together? Only time will tell.
Deciding on the deer and hunters was an easier task than I thought it would be. The Bass were basically the same as canon since their role wasn't as important this time around. Since this was the peak of Gopher tension, the Bass role was so small it mostly didn't matter. Maybe I could have had some fun with Jasmine being a hunter since she's the outdoor type, but I think her small role as a deer was more than good enough. I did specifically want Alejandro to be a deer so he could take Duncan's part in canon. Alejandro and Jasmine being hunted by Owen were perhaps my best ideas here. As for the Gophers, I knew I wanted the total mayhem paint fight at the end and that required picking my hunters carefully. I wanted to keep in the bear attack, but couldn't find a good enough victim, so I just teased it with Owen. Luckily his stench managed to save him from the bear even if it did ironically get him eliminated. I think it all worked out in the end but let me know what you think.
Next time we have the cooking challenge. The Gophers were already a mess in canon, and now that tensions are way higher than they ever were before who knows how they'll manage to do. The Bass are looking to be in a great spot for winning challenges, but we'll have to see what ends up happening. See you all next week.