Outside the Krusty Krab part of the McDuck Mall; Spongebob and Amity exited the business.
"Well I think I've got the hang of cooking." said Amity.
"No you don't, that was just fry cooking." said Spongebob.
Amity stopped and became shocked.
"For reals?" said Amity.
"Yeah, now you've got to learn real cooking." said Spongebob.
Amity gulped.
"Flame grilled cooking." said Spongebob.
Later; the two were outside the mansion and Spongebob turned on the mansion's barbecue.
Amity whistled.
"So this is flame grilling huh?" said Amity.
"Burger King does it that way." said Spongebob.
Amity is shocked.
"Okay." said Amity.
Spongebob placed some patties on the grill.
Amity smiled.
"Nice." said Amity.
"The trick to flame grilling is that you need to always check under the patty to see if it's brown and ready to flip." said Spongebob.
He briefly lifted one side of a patty up and looked at it.
"About two three minutes." said Spongebob.
"Okay." said Amity.
She did some thinking.
"What to cook for Luz." Amity said to herself.
Spongebob eventually flipped the patties.
"Will I know everything I need to know to be a good cook?" said Amity.
"No, you'll probably also need help from Lynn Senior." said Spongebob.
Amity became confused.
"The man with to many mouths to feed?" said Amity.
"Yep." said Spongebob.
"Why not that Mr Krabs person?" said Amity.
"Because he ruins everyone's grocery trips." said Spongebob, "Just like some scorpion like human's shopping trip for some flower based girl she's in a relationship with."
Cutaway Gag
Mr Krabs exited a Target with grocery bags in his claws
"Whew, good deals there everyday, and I didn't even have to pay a dollar for all those savings." said Mr Krabs.
He laughed and pulled out his wallet which was full of money, but then it popped open and unleashed a roll of quarters.
Then a woman named Scorpia (2018 She Ra reboot version) carrying bags of groceries was exiting the Target as well before being hit by the roll of quarters in the forehead.
Scorpia dropped her groceries and put a claw on her forehead.
"OW!" yelled Scorpia.
Mr Krabs noticed and screamed in shock.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, IT'S A MAN-ISH LOOKING WOMAN WITH CLAWS!" yelled Mr Krabs.
Scorpia looked at Mr Krabs and screamed in shock as well.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, IT'S SOME CRAB I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!" yelled Scorpia.
She looked down at her ruined groceries before glaring at Mr Krabs and growled in anger.
Mr Krabs gulped.
"How dare you ruin my trip from the grocery store. You even spilled my milk." said Scorpia.
"Well, there's no use crying over it." said Mr Krabs.
Scorpia growled in anger again before glaring at Mr Krabs.
Mr Krabs started whimpering.
"Oh please scorpion like human lady, I didn't mean to spill your groceries." said Mr Krabs.
"Well normally I wouldn't mind such a rude gesture since I'm usually very friendly, but I just recently got married to a down to earth girl who for a pacifist has quite a bunch of pent up rage, and I've been very stressed out lately. Also, I took a job as a landscaper just to make ends meet, but my boss has cut back on my shifts, and I'm barely getting enough money for groceries each month. I'd be willing to forgive you on the condition that you give me some of your money so I can buy more groceries." said Scorpia.
Mr Krabs became mad.
"NEVER, I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU ANY OF ME MONEY!" yelled Mr Krabs.
Scorpia became mad again before pinching Mr Krabs balls really hard, making the crab scream before she covered the crabs mouth.
"Listen pal, I'm really upset right now. I was part of an evil organization once before joining a rebellion against that same organization, and I'm in no mood to let this slide. Are you going to try and cross me?" said Scorpia.
Mr Krabs whimpered again before pulling out lots of money and gave it to Scorpia.
The scorpion like human chuckled and hugged Mr Krabs tightly.
"Thank you so much." said Scorpia.
She walked back into Target.
"That hurt me more then me balls." said Mr Krabs.
End Cutaway Gag
"You really expect me to believe all that, especially the fact he ruined a scorpion like woman's grocery store trip for his flower like pacifist wife and willingly gave her some of his money?" said Amity.
"Have you seen Scorpia in that She Ra reboot?" said Spongebob.
Amity thought and realized something.
"Yeah Luz showed me that and it was good." She said.
Spongebob then placed the burgers on some buns.
He then decked them out with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and onions before giving one to Amity.
"Do I have to tell you about her wife or why she took a landscaping job, or can you fill in the blanks?" said Spongebob.
"I can take a gander." said Amity.
She took a bite out of the flame grilled burger.
Spongebob smiled.
"Well?" said Spongebob.
"Tastes really good." said Amity.
Spongebob smiled.
"Told you so." said Spongebob.
Amity got serious.
"Now bring out the man with to many mouths to feed." said Amity.
Later; Amity was in the mansion kitchen with Lynn Sr.
Lynn Sr smiled.
"So, trying to learn how to cook huh? Let me guess, it's to impress Luz?" said Lynn Sr.
Amity kicked the man in the knee really really hard.
The man screamed in pain.
"Okay, let's get started." said Lynn Sr.
Amity nodded.
"Perfect." said Amity.
"For this lesson, I'm going to cook my world famous lasagna." said Lynn Sr.
Amity whistled at that.
"I've heard of that!" She said.
"Glad to hear it." said Lynn Sr.
The two got serious.
"ONWARD!" yelled Lynn Sr.
But then a stage light fell on him, knocking the man out.
"Shut up." said a voice.
Later; Lynn Sr was cooking the lasagna noodles as Amity was watching.
"Just need to make the noodles first." said Lynn Sr.
"Okay." said Amity.
She found Lasagna Noodles.
"I'm already cooking some lasagna noodles." said Lynn Sr.
"Ever thought of more?" asked Amity, "Big people plus we could invite people!"
Lynn Sr did some thinking.
"Good point." said Lynn Sr.
Amity smiled.
"Besides, I'm about to prove that I am an awesome girlfriend." said Amity.
Lynn Sr groaned.
"Not again, as if that award show wasn't bad enough." said Lynn Sr.
Flashback
At some type of award ceremony; a bunch of people were applauding and looking at a stage that Soar the Eagle was standing on.
"And now that we took care of the Awesome Boyfriend award, it's time to move onto the Awesome Girlfriend award. This years nominees are; Sam Mansion for coming up with the Fake Out Make Outs with her boyfriend Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom." said Soar.
Everyone cheered as Sam Manson waved and her boyfriend Danny Fenton kissed her on the cheek.
"Velma Dinkle for putting up with her boyfriend Shaggy Rogers with the power of Ultra Instinct by his side." said Soar.
Everyone cheered some more as Velma waved and Shaggy was in Ultra Instinct form before it disappeared.
"Zoey for caring about her boyfriend despite his previous case of Multiple Personality Disorder." said Soar.
Everyone cheered again as Zoey waved and Mike smiled with a dummy of Chester.
"Aw, I hate these awards shows." Mike said in Chester's voice.
"Finally, Amity Blight simply because she kept on referring to herself as awesome girlfriend and for getting a human girlfriend." said Soar.
Everyone cheered again as Amity waved and Luz put an arm around the witch's shoulder.
Soar then pulled out an envelope.
"And the winner for the Awesome Girlfriend award goes to..."Soar said before opening the envelope and looked in it before becoming confused, "Entrapta?"
Everyone in the audience became confused.
The eagle looked at the envelope and chuckled nervously.
"Oops, my bad, this envelope was for Best Autistic Character." said Soar.
Everyone groaned in annoyance.
The eagle tossed the envelope away and looked at several envelopes before grabbing the one labeled Awesome Girlfriend Winner.
"Anyways, winner for Awesome Girlfriend is." Soar said before opening the envelope and looked at it.
Everyone looked on in suspense.
End Flashback
"Okay, no more of that, noodles are done." said Lynn Sr.
Amity groaned.
"Oh come on, I haven't finished enjoying that flashback." said Amity.
"We all know that you won the award, no need to see how you react to it." said Lynn Sr.
Amity huffed and made some abomination slime covered Lynn Sr's mouth.
"We're finishing." said Amity.
Resume Flashback
Soar looked at the open envelope as everyone looked on in suspense.
"Amity Blight." said Soar.
Amity stood up on her table cheering happily as Luz looked on in shock.
"Amity, just get your reward, you're embarrassing yourself." said Luz.
"I don't feel embarrassed." said Amity.
"Well you're embarrassing me." said Luz.
"Don't care, I'm to happy." said Amity.
She ran to the stage.
"It's the tunnel of love all over again." said Luz.
End Resumed Flashback
"Okay, now I'm done enjoying the flashback." said Amity.
"So's the lasagna." said Lynn Sr.
Amity saw it and is shocked by it.
"What?" said Amity.
"Yeah, while you were distracted wanting to finish enjoying your awesome girlfriend award flashback, I completed my world famous lasagna." said Lynn Sr.
Amity saw it and was confused.
"Looks like any other Lasagna to me!" She said.
"Exactly." said Lynn Sr.
Now Amity was confused.
"Cook another one again. I still need to learn how to cook if I'm to make a good meal for Luz." said Amity, "Maybe there's a book I can read."
Lynn Sr shook his head.
"Cooking doesn't come from books, it comes from the heart." said Lynn Sr.
Amity nodded.
"From the heart. Last time I let my heart do the talking, I had a very intense gay panic attack that lasted till a tunnel of love incident." said Amity.
"Don't worry about that right now, if you cook with your heart, Luz will know how much you love her." said Lynn Sr.
Amity chuckled.
"You should see the last thing I made for her." said Amity.
"I'm sure it wasn't that-"Lynn Sr said before Amity made her scroll appear and showed a picture of the fairy pie she made for Luz, shocking him, "OH GOD, THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
He then started vomitting on Amity's face.
Amity is mad and went off to change her clothes and take a shower.
"That pie seemed way to fresh." said Lynn Sr.
He vomitted some more.