Terry kicked high, swayed dizzyingly, overbalanced and fell right on his ass. "Arrggh! I just can't get used to this body!"
Mai, who had offered to be his sparring partner but seemed to consider that to mean "stand around and make smart remarks", tapped her fan against her chin. "And here I thought you were the strongest in the world for awhile."
"I was, back when I had my real body! It's...it's these!" He grabbed his now-ample bosom and squished it in irritated frustration. "They bounce around and mess up my balance! I don't know how you do it."
"Practice." She gave Terry a long look up and down as he got up and dusted himself off. He still moved like a guy, even stuck in a woman's body. "I'd think kicking would be easier now, at least."
"Huh? Why?"
Mai flicked her fan open and held it delicately in front of her mouth. "Well you don't have...bits...getting the way anymore. I was never sure how you guys do it." Her eyes tracked down to the crotch of Terry's jeans, which were still hanging open despite constant attempts to button them.
"You can say 'balls', I know you're not shy," Terry grumped. "And...practice."
"How dare you! I am the flower of Japanese maidenhood! Oh by the way, be a dear and pick up my fan? It's right behind you."
"Yeah, sure."
Mai watched Terry turn around and bend over with a satisfied eye, then gave what she was pretty sure was a hidden camera a wink and grin. "See that, dumbass who put us here? I'd better get copies of these recordings!"
"What the-?! Mai, you, you... I'm gonna burn every single damn one of them, hear that?!" Terry glared at the camera, at the snickering Mai, and at the world in general before flopping forward with a sigh. "God, I wish this had happened to Andy... You wouldn't pull half this shit with him."
"I wish Andy was here too! We'd be fighting side-by-side, and I could do his hair, and teach him Iall about/I his new body..." Mai sighed long and happily. Her eyes unfocused as she wandered off into a world only she could see.
Terry gave Mai A Look. "That's my little brother you're talking about, you know."
"Oh, but we'd definitely have to destroy all the cameras-"
"You'd do it for him?! No, of course you would, forget I said anything." Terry made another failed attempt to button up his jeans before throwing his hands up and stalking towards the nearest exit. "Let's get going, I want out of here."