"Last time on Total Drama, the age of the medieval knights began with pies and lances. Some got pied in the face and others got pied on the back and by surprise. And some got defeated in many embarrassing moments!" (Clips shows Duncan sliding down the tree with his lips dragging down and Jacques scratching himself from the itching powder)During the finale of the challenge, 2 of the horses went berserk and booted the Adversity Twins out with injuries and elimination. Ouch. So much for bad luck for these weaklings.
(It cuts to Chris relaxing on a beach chair drinking some iced lemon tea)
Chris: "It seems to get more dramatic each time an episode airs. And today, it'll be bladetastic! So, expect some dangerous scenes as we begin the show! Right here on...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Chapter 14: Slice of Life
Note: There may be some brief nudity and some nudity exposed in this chapter. Tread carefully when you read the chapter.
It all started in the dining hall. And it starts with another villain alliance meeting. "Hey Josee. What's the point of having me and Alejandro do yesterday's bidding from you? We recently found out that not only the Adversity twins were eliminated but you caused our teams to lose!" Heather exclaimed. "Oh my dear, dear Heather, sometimes, you should know that achieving goals can have consequences regardless of whether it has to do with the individual or not." Josee answered. Both Heather and Alejandro stared at her in disbelief as beside them, Sugar is eating some toast while the triple D were just doing nothing but staring around randomly at the other campers. Duncan then saw Courtney but turned away from her. "You once dated her right?"
"Yeah and you once got into a relationship with her right Scott?"
"Yeah but I broke up with her."
"And she dumped me. How come I'm feeling this?" Duncan asked as Scott and Max pat him on the shoulder as Courtney noticed Duncan but turned away from him. "Why am I feeling this?" she asked herself.
At another table, Geoff and Bridgette are making out while beside them, Leshawna and Eva are arm-wrestling. Some campers are watching this as both girls struggled to dominate each other in this match. "You got strength but I'll still crack your arm!" Eva commented. "Oh yeah girl. I don't lose that easily and I nevah lose a single match!" As both girls increased the pressure onto each other, an announcement from a speaker which was apparently installed in the dining hall was made. "Attention campers! Challenge time begins in 10 minutes! Report outside and follow Chef to some location in the forest for today's challenge!" Upon hearing that, "We'll settle this after the challenge."
"Fine then." As the campers went out to meet Chef, he was seen taking attendance. "Chet, here. Mike, here. Zoey, here. Topher, here. Justin, here...
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"Hey! One is missing!" Then, screaming took place and, "Swinging away! AHAHAHAHA!" Then, "BAM!" A crazed Izzy crashed onto Chef and, "You little wild twerp! Why I gonna-" Chef tried to grab Izzy but, "Catch me high! Catch me low! Catch me in the middle!"
"If you hold still!" Chef tried to grab and restrain Izzy but the wild girl kept jumping to avoid him. "Much too slow!" She taunted as Chef breathed heavily. "That's it! I'm telling Chris and he'll kick you out!"
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Izzy: "Why is Chef such a sore loser in these games I play with and when he gives a life threatening act?"
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As Izzy joined the others, Chef continued marking attendance and, "Alright people, move it! Chris is expecting you!" All obeyed and followed Chef. "And if any of you try to wander off or piss me off, I'll cut you into pieces!" Chef added and all cringed.
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Izzy(taunting): "Now this is very creepy. Ooh, I'm scared! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Scott(shivering): "On the other hand, I am very, very scared! Even more scared than that mutant shark Fang!"
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Soon enough, the group reached the place and Chris is waiting for them, "Hello campers! Ready to experience some pain? My answer will be, I don't care because I love it!"
"Oh great. Just great..." Courtney sighed. "Now here's today's challenge. See that trench over there." All the campers looked to see a trench dug deep into 10 feet and it's very wide. "You'll be racing on foot through the trench."
"WHAT? Ha! Ha! Ha! Some challenge Chris!" Jo taunted. "Yeah. This is sha-easy!" Lightning agreed to it as some of the campers murmured to themselves or to each other about it. "Well if you think that's easy, you'll find out soon enough and it will really painful if you all can survive without limbs." Chris stated. All were surprised by this but no matter, all entered the trench via a ladder that Chef had set up and they made their way down.
Once all are in the trench. "Okay, campers, race on foot to the finish and you don't need to race as a team. That is the good news for you and the last person who finished the race last, he or she along with the team they are in will have to be at the elimination ceremony."
"Not good enough for me on the first part." Gwen sighed as, "Now, Lightning and Jo think that it's a piece of cake."
"Mmmm...piece of cake..." Owen began drooling as Chris continued on. "Now let's see if this challenge is easy as they say!" Chris laughed and then took out a controller and pressed a button.
Somehow, nothing happened at first. Then to the campers' horror, sawblades, buzzsaws, chainsaws blades and any type of circular, razor-sharp blades emerged and they began cutting around the trench as obstacles. "You were saying?" Chris taunted as he and Chef laughed.
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Lightning: "Lightning ain't scare of some cutting tool!" (He then swallowed hard and started to shake nervously)
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Jo: "Ha! It doesn't scare me! Not even an inch!" (She then looked around nervously)
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The presence of those razor weaponry shook the campers to the core as all watched as the blades rapidly cut around a certain area repeatedly. "Now, any questions?" Chris asked them. "Can I step this one out?" asked Kitty nervously. "One word to answer you. NO! Ha! Good luck getting out of the trench alive!" Chris answered without caring as Chef took out a gun. "So, ready to race?" Chris asked the campers. Having no choice, all gulped and got ready. "BAM!" A gunshot rang out and the campers began racing with some running while others walked.
In the race, the athletic ones ran through as they jumped to avoid the moving buzzsaws that moved left and right. "For the gold!" The ice dancers declared as they faced the camera while jumping over the moving buzzsaws. "I wish one of those razor things can slice through their heads." MacArthur told Jo. "Yeah! And soon, their heads will roll!" Both girls laughed as Sanders caught and asked, "Isn't this way too extreme?" There was silence for a moment. "Good point Sanders. So change of subject, I hope their clothes get shredded by the razor things!" MacArthur's words came true because now, as Jacques and Josee jumped, Josee' skirt got caught in one of the teeth of the buzzsaw and, "RIP!"
"AAAAHHHHHHHH! My skirt! AAAAAAAAHHH!" She screamed in horror as she covered herself in embarrassment. Jacques gasped and, "SMACK!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH! My face! Why did you do this Josee?!"
"Pervert! One shred and you saw it! I can tell!" Then, "Hey! Where's your bottom?" MacArthur teased as she, Sanders and Jo laughed at Josee as they passed them by followed by Eva and then Sky, Lightning, Brick and Tyler.
Behind them, "I'm not very keen in going through this..." Junior watched as the buzzsaws moved left and right rapidly. Then, something picked up and put him on his shoulder. "Let's do this!" Devin stated as he and Carrie jumped over the buzzsaws and Junior felt relived. "I never thought you're gonna do this."
"That way, you won't have to go through much trouble in the challenge." Devin assured to Junior as they jumped over more buzzsaws.
Behind them, Lindsay is trying to step over the buzzsaws carefully. "I really don't want my hair to get shredded." She said as she treaded carefully. hearing that made Heather swallow hard. "You okay?" Taylor asked her. "Fine. I'm fine. Let's just move on." She suggested and they did.
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Heather: One's thing for sure. Lindsay's got a point about not wanting her hair get shredded by those razors. Well, I suffered worse from getting that shave back then! Humiliating if you ask me!"
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"So far, many are still in the first section and seveal of them reached the second." Chris briefed through as Chef drove a military jeep following the trail of the trench as Chris watched the campers race through. Down there, "Oh boy. I'm about to die now!" Owen stated as he jumped over but instead, "RIP!"
"Aw crap!" He groaned as the camera zoomed away revealing his censored dignity. "Oops."
"Well, that could have been worse buddy." said Noah as he jumped over. After that, "RIP!" Looking behind, "Great. Just great! Thanks a lot Chris McLoser!" Noah exclaimed in anger as he covered his rear since the back of his shorts and underwear has been shredded off.
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Noah: "Hope Emma doesn't see that I still wear my Flash underwear. I wore that at a young age all the way up to now."
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Speaking of which, "Hi Noah."
"Gah! Emma! Oh wait, I see something similar that I also had." The camera zoomed away revealing Emma who's covering her rear. "Had a shred from behind?"
"Yeah. Stood too close to it."
"Kitty had worse than that. Her skirt and bottom got ripped off and she's half exposed on the bottom."
"Oh. Now that's really embarrassing."
While Emma and Noah chat and race, Chet, Lorenzo, Rock and Spud passed by them followed by the goths as they entered the second section to their left. There, "Dodge this you freaks!" A buzzsaw zipped towards them but one step aside resulted in a miss and, "CHT!" It struck dirt as Beardo passed by making shredding sound effect.
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Beardo: (Moving his arms around and making the shredding sound effect for fun)
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"Drat! I missed!"
"Your aim isn't good enough Josee."
"Shut up Jacques! Let's move and plot our next move!" The ice dancers then watched as Tyler passed them by. In the second section, 5 sawblades zipped on the path with 3 moving forward and then backward and 2 moving backwards and then forward. On the sides are the same thing. "How did Josee get her hands on those edged stuff?" Gwen wondered. "Loki sensed that her craftiness got her better." Ennui's got a point as during the race, Josee jumped on Jacques' hands and leapt out of the trench and there, Chris and Chef are watching the race as a buzzsaw was pickpocketed.
Down at the trench, Jacques waited and then, "Got it!"
"No one saw us Josee!"
"Excellent! Now hurry so that we can win the gold!" They then smiled at the camera as they leap over when a shredding sound took place. "My pants! AAAAHHHHH!" Jacques' legs are now exposed and he's wearing shorts now. "Nice legs puny popsicle!" MacArthur teased as she and Jo passed by followed by Sanders who is now with Brick. "Where are your shorts?" She asked him. "Ma'am I regret to inform you that I had an accident that shredded them off."
"That explains why your boxers are white with pink hearts." Brick turned red in embarrassment as he covered them. Behind, Shawn and Jasmine leapt over them and, "Watch out!" Shawn grabbed Jasmine's hand away from an incoming sawblade moving by on the left side. "Thanks Shawn! Should've have seen that coming mate!"
"No problem!" They hurried on as behind, "I am so not prepared for this." Sammy was looking at the moving sawblades when something picked her up and carried her up by the arms. "Need a hand?"
"Oh my..." Sammy blushed at Topher's offer as he began jumping over the sawblades while staying in the middle to avoid the ones on the sides and to protect Sammy at all costs.
Meanwhile, Geoff and Brody just passed through the first section. "Man I could use a banana." Brody stated. "Good thing I brought some!" He took out a banana from one of the pockets of his shorts and peeled it. He then carefully put it on the zone of the moving buzzsaw and it passed by slicing it in half. "Want one?"
"Don't mind if I do brah!" The surfer dude then started eating the half bananas.
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Brody: "I was glad I came prepared. Bringing bananas can boost my legs and I can make use of those razor wheelies to cut them up! Man, what will happen if I bring a whole pepperoni pizza? Answer is, use the razor wheelie like a pizza slicer! Ha! Ha!"
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During the course, Izzy was running by when, "RIP!" A sawblade on the right side apparently ripped off her top! "Oops. Ha! Ha! Ha!" Apparently, she doesn't mind being topless though it was censored but already, a lot of shredding took place. Ellody lost her skirt from standing between a moving sawblade that did some ripping. The stepbrothers and rockers had their shirts and pants tattered, Scarlett's skirt was half torn. "How indecent." She stated and Owen lost his shirt and, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!" Screaming took place from some of the females as Owen looked down and, "Dang it."
Meanwhile, Tyler was somehow on the lead as he entered the third section. There, chainsaw blades are moving around randomly on the ground and on the sides and from there to here. "Wicked!" Tyler exclaimed when, "Outta my way!" Jo pushed him aside as she ran through the section with her pants getting torn up. "Aw crap!" She exclaimed as, "Lightning takes the lead!" A shirtless Lightning overtook her and jumped over some random moving chainsaw blades. However, he was careless in one jump and now, "RIP!" His shorts are shredded off and, "Oh crap! We can see your junk!" Jo exclaimed covering her eyes as Eva showed and seeing this, she too covered her eyes as, "Put on some pants you nitwit!"
"Lightning ain't a nitwit! Lightning has sha-guts to win the challenge regardless!" He then flexed his msucles as Tyler passed by, "See ya!"
"Hey! I'm catching up!" Harold called out as he and Tyler raced together.
Meanwhile, more campers are losing their articles of clothing through the razors. Sky's top got caught on a chainsaw blade and thus ripped off. The same thing happened to Dakota, Taylor and Heather. "Oh come on!" Heather whined covering her top. "Mmmm...I could take a peek if I can-"
"SLAP!" A handprint appeared on Alejandro's face as Heather stormed off covering her top.
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Heather(Still covering her top): "What a nightmare! Worse than before!"
(Flashback of Heather losing her top in the episode, "X-treme Torture)
Heather: "How worse can it get?"
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"While many campers began to experience indecent exposure, some passed through 3 section while others are still catching up!" Chris announced as he and chef took a peek at the ridge. At the second section, Ezekiel is hopping through in the middle followed by Trent who overtook him and then, Beth can be seen walking slowly and steadily followed by Miles and for some reason, "Hey! Why is there one camper still at the starting line!" Chris demanded to know for the only camper who didn't race is Mary and she's shivering in fear while looking at the moving buzzsaws.
Back there, Topher is walking by avoiding the chainsaw blades while carrying Sammy. "You know where you're going?" She asked. "Don't worry. One step at the time and we'll make it." He assured to her as he did some special walking that enables him to avoid the chainsaw blades without having his pants get torn down.
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Topher: "My special walking is a mixture of tap dancing and a bit of footwork from playing a bit of football."
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Meanwhile, "I do not like this challenge! It's tearing my clothes bit by bit Tom!"
"I know Jen! It happened to me and likewise, most of the others!" The fashion bloggers are struggling as behind them, the triple D are apparently doing fine thanks to Max who installed metal armour on their arms and legs that can block the razor. "No one can stop us for we shall prevail!" Max declared as they laughed and blocked more razor blades. Behind them, Bridgette, DJ, Mike and Zoey are walking followed by Anne Maria and Cameron as they stick together.
In the meantime, the campers entered the fourth section and there, "ZIP!" A buzzsaw zipped towards Tyler but he dodged it and it struck dirt. Looking around, buzzsaws are being shot all from one side to another and vice versa and in the front, buzzsaws are even zipping by! "Wicked!" Harold who just arrived exclaimed as, "Think of the ninjas throwing shurikens at you!" He stated as he and Tyler laughed and began dodging the buzzsaws as they raced through.
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Tyler: "Before returning to compete in this season, I took gymnastics for 6 months!"
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Harold: "Before returning to compete in this season, I attended a one week camp at the ninja camp!"
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While Harold and Tyler are in the middle of racing through, several more campers arrived and began racing through the dangerous and sharp section. Right now, the goths showed up and, "Dodge this creepers!" Another buzzsaw sliced through towards them. Crimson and Ennui moved one step aside and before Gwen could react, "WATCH OUT!" Something pinned her down and the buzzsaw sturck dirt again with Ezekiel's toque. "What the..." He was stunned as back there, Gwen looked up to see...
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"Yeah. What happened to your pants?"
"Long story."
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Gwen: "Trent saved my life. Oh..."(She started to blush a bit and dream about the past when they are together)"Wait a second, never mind."
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While this was happening, "You missed again Josee." Jacques then noticed her grabbed some of the soil off the trench and smashed it on the ground. Then, "RIP!"
"AAAAAAAAHHH!" Josee covered her exposed top and Jacques was like, "Never mind, I'll go ahead!" he abandoned her as, "Wait! Jacques!"
"Sorry Josee. Like what you said, you may tell whether I'm looking or not!" A fully exposed Josee growled as, "Oh wow! Nice body! Ha!" MacArthur teased as, "Incoming at 10 o clock!"
"Not a problem Sanders!" MacArthur stood on the groun as, "TING!"
"Nice. Bulletproof vest." Jo exclaimed. "You can clear the way for us!"
"You bet!" So Sanders and Jo walked behind MacArthur as thanks to her bulletproof vest, it blocked off many buzzaws zipping to them. At the same time, Cameron and Anne Maria showed up. "Use that durability of yours."
"I know what you mean bubble boy!" Anne Maria bent down and, "THOINK!"
"Works like charm! Now cover me!" Cameron got the message as he walked in front of her. Every time a buzzsaw will zip from both sides, Cameron will stop her and it will zip by and every time a buzzsaw zips towards them, Anne Maria will use her hair to block it and protect Cameron.
Meanwhile, Eva was running when, "RIP!"
"Curses!" She was pissed but, "It's a good thing I wear sports bra as my daily wear." She then moved on as Jasmine and Shawn were next. "RIP!"
"I lost my vest!" Jasmine exclaimed. "Same thing." Shawn exclaimed. They laughed as they ran into Dawn. "How did you get here so quickly mate?"
"What hasn't been seen has been seen." She answered as she walked on. Shrugging their shoulders. Jasmine and Shawn moved on.
At last, the final section. Tyler and Harold just arrived and, "What the..." To their surprise, Dawn is also there. "What is with this moonchild?" Tyler whispered to Harold. "I dunno but I bet she's a sorceress or a spellcaster!" Harold whispered back as they looked at the final section. It was apparently a combined section from all 4 sections! And right in front of them is the finish line and Chris and Chef are there. "It seems like 3 campers reached the final section! Will they make it out alive? I hope not! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Chris then called out. "Just joking with you guys!" But from there, "Dude. You hear something?" Tyler asked Harold. "Nope. Must have been the wind being created from those razor blades." Harold answered as he and Tyler looked at the final section again. "You ready for this?"
"I won't back down!" Immediately, Tyler charged through as he slid down to avoid a zipping buzzsaw passing by on the side and jumped up to avoid the sawblades and chainsaw blades moving around on the ground randomly. Harold began spinning to avoid the buzzsaws and slid down doing a few kung-fu poses while moving ahead.
While this was happening, more campers showed up. Jacques went first as his clothes began to experience tear and tatters followed by Josee who's still covering her top now just tip toed through. The cadets and Jo showed up followed by Lightning and Eva and then, Shawn, Jasmine, Sky and the stepbrothers and rockers. "No way...WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL OF IT!?" A horrified Rock exclaimed as Spud just stared blankly at the section and, "So, we have to go through this? Fine by me." The delayed reaction rocker then walked right into it. "Wait! Spud!" Rock called out but Spud continued walking through but for some reason, all kinds of razor blades zipped by but appeared to have missed Spud which stunned the others. "I wish he gets chopped up." Josee said to herself as Alejandro and Beardo showed up followed by the goths and sisters along with Noah, Dave and an exposed Owen which shocked some more females.
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Owen:(Looking down at his body for a moment. Then, a fart sound can be heard and he smiled in relief)"Much better."
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Meanwhile, "HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!" Harold dodged more razors as, "Almost there! I'm gonna beat you to it first!" Tyler boasted as he kept dodging acrobatically. "Not on my watch!" Harold replied as they began competing for first place. Back there, "I'm not gonna lose to these dweebs!" Jo shouted as she darted off. Seeing this, many campers despite their torn clothes and partially or completely exposed bodies began racing through the final section enduring more tearing, ripping and shredding of their clothes while the fully exposed ones did what they can do to protect themselves.
As for Tyler and Harold, they are almost to the finishing line as both of them just jumped to avoid incoming razor weaponry and, "THUD!"
"Congrats to the Warhead Wolves for 2 of their members tied for first place!" Both Tyler and Harold got up and were surprised by this. Still, "Nice job!"
"Same goes for you!" They fist bump when, "AAAHHH!"
"I apologize. Did I interrupt?" Out of nowhere, Dawn appeared and thus came in second. As then, "Out of my way!"
"No way! I'm gonna beat you there!"
"Lightning ain't losing to a bunch of weakling girlies!" That made Jo and Eva stop. "WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Back at the finishing line, Spud showed up still in his delayed reaction but at least finished it without a scratch. Then, Sky just arrived still covering her top followed by MacArthur who made use of her bulletproof vest and thus completed the race with Sanders and Brick. Then, Anne Maria and Cameron arrived thanks to their teamwork. They hi-5 each other when their bottoms dropped. But, "Glad I wore my underwear."
"Same thing bubble boy." After that, the stepbrothers, Rock and Alejandro got there alive despite their slightly torn clothes. Then, Jacques finally leap in followed by Josee who's still fully exposed. Seeing this, Chris and Chef roared with laughter and likewise, the cadets. "We nailed it!" MacArthur cheered as the goths crossed the finish line unharmed followed by Shawn, Jasmine and the triple D. "We made it! We're alive!" A relieved Scott exclaimed. Then, the trio's pants ripped down into pieces and they exposed at the bottom. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!" They shrieked in horror as many laughed at them even Chris and Chef for each of them are wearing pink underwear.
Back at the final section in the trench, DJ can be seen making his way through as he screamed every time a razor blade nearly passed by him. More importantly, he was used as a ride by Heather and Taylor whoa re covering their tops. "This challenge is stupid! Why did Chris come up with that? Is he trying to expose us off our skin?" asked Taylor. "Probably. Back then, he nearly had us killed in some challenges." Heather explained to her. "Literally?"
"No not that literally but because he enjoys it in pleasure." As they chat on, Mike and Zoey just finished the race when Mike's shirt was ripped down. "Vito?" Anne Maria exclaimed excitedly. No response as, "Oh Mike. Your abs have grown manlier."
"Thanks Zoey. You can feel them if you like." Flirtatiously, Zoey rubbed her hands on his abs as finally, DJ arrived lowering Heather and Taylor who are covering their bodies and DJ stood up. "RIP!"
"Not again like before!" He exclaimed as Chef called out. "You still look fine and in good condition!" After that, Carrie(who lost her shirt at the final section), Devin(who lost his pants at the final section also)and Junior showed up followed by an exposed Lindsay and a very torn up Beth arrived. "Thanks for helping me Beth."
"It's all good Lindsay." Then, Tyler saw Lindsay and gasped as Eva and Jo arrived and crawling behind them is a bruised Lightning who then passed out.
Meanwhile back there, Sammy and Topher finally showed up. Already, Scarlett, Sugar, the fashion bloggers(who are hugging each other tightly), the daters and Beardo were already attempting to race through. Putting her down, Topher examined the section and, "Hey Sammy. Wanna dance?"
"Uh...this isn't a dance competition. Not like the one you danced off at the mountain."
"No. No. Not that. Have you watched this episode in the RR where the teams did some dance?"
"Dance? Oh yeah! The one in Argentina! Amy boasted that she can dance better but slipped and twisted her ankle. She was unable to attend cheerleading practices for a few days."
"Glad you remembered! Ready?" Immediately, both got into dance position and from the finish line area, "Uh, what are they doing?" Shawn exclaimed as Geoff, Brody, Bridgette and Leshawna(who lost her pants in one of the sections)who was carrying a topless Dakota crossed the finish line joining most of the campers who survived the race as they all stared at Sammy and Topher who then started to dance through as some action-packed music used in those agent missions was being played as they danced through the section and they even evaded all the razor blades as they zipped around and through towards them but their dancing sure did some good work because the next thing it happened, both of them found themselves at the finish line without their clothes being torn apart. All were clapping at this as, "That was, thrilling!" Sammy whispered. "Totally! You're one graceful dancer!" Topher whispered back. Sammy blushed as Chris and Chef examined the campers. It appears that Harold, Tyler, Topher, Sammy, the goths, Spud, Anne Maria, Cameron, MacArthur and Sanders are the only campers that never had their clothes shredded off while the rest weren't so lucky especially the fully exposed females. "So, did of you had fun?"
"NO!" Many answered Chris as, "Well, I don't care about it. Now I wonder if there are still some campers in the trench. Chef?" Chef got a set of binoculars and viewed the trench and then, handed them to Chris who took a peek. Through the vision, Miles was still in the third section and Mary has not started the race up to now. "Okay, this is really stupid. The wolves have 2 members still in the trench. Sorry to say, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony tonight."
"Then, who's the winning team for this challenge?" asked Courtney who is covering her exposed body. "Nobody wins!"
"WHAT?" All exclaimed even Chef. "No wonder you plan to create some Total Drama Playboy-" Chris tried to silence Chef but, "Playboy? So that challenge all along was to..." Jen then gasped and immediately, those girls that are wearing only their undergarments or fully exposed glared at Chris.
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Taylor: "Just as I thought."
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"HE'S A DEAD MAN!" Sugar shouted in rage as they gave chase to Chris who screamed and ran off as the guys were stunned except the emotionless goths. Then, "Trent. Thanks for..."
"No problem." Gwen smiled as Crimson and Ennui gave her the thumbs up as Loki popped out and nodded at him. Seeing this, "Hey, it's the cute bunny!" Big mistake as Loki growled and began assaulting DJ as laughter and screaming took place.
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At the campfire ceremony, a severely injured Chris arrived with a wheelchair and bandages all over his body with Chef holding a plate of marshmallows. The wolves laughed at the sight of Chris as he ignored them and began. "Tyler and Harold crossed the finish line first so they get their treat first." Chris announced as Chef tossed 2 marshmallows at them and they fist bump each other. He then tossed the rest to the others except for Miles and Mary. "According to the challenge, neither of you completed the race so therefore, the final marshmallow goes to...
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"Mary." Chef then tossed the last marshmallow to her as, "Okay...why am I out?"
"I apologize Miles. I found out that Mary has aichmophobia." Dawn explained to her. "It's a fear of sharp objects like those razor blades. How come she didn't tell us earlier?" asked Cameron. "Fear has silenced her." Dawn answered as, "Well that's reasonable. For me, I can't save myself so, bye guys." After that, the Trapdoor of Shame opened up and Miles fell through screaming. "Alright people. Ceremony's over. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!" Chef thundered as the wolves fled from him. Then, Chris struggled to speak. "I may have to be in this for a while but once again, we hope you had fun seeing the razors tear through and how the campers fare. So, hope I can recover fast and continue hosting the show. Right here on...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
After that, Chef wheeled Chris back and had a smile and whispered to the camera. "This host will be hosted in absence. For me, I've cooked up a surprise for tomorrow. Hope Chris doesn't know of this."
Elimination Order
65th: Miles
66th/67th: Mickey and Jay
68th: Sam
69th: Amy
70th: Sierra
71th: Laurie
72th: Leonard
73th: Tammy
74th: Rodney
75th: Ella
76th: B
77th: Katie
78th: Sadie
79th: Blaineley
80th: Staci
So much razor blades. And too much shredding and ripping from the edges and tearing of clothes. Well, it's been too long since I updated this story. I spent a month updating a JumpStart fanfic in my JumpStart Heroes series. Now, I can work on the other stories including this one for the next chapter will be updated soon...