"Previously on TDS, Chef made the campers find body parts of me to build and to burn on a statue that is humiliating and I cannot tolerate it any longer! I was so pissed I can't even plan eliminations so forget it!"
(It cuts to Chris fully recovered and standing on the docks drinking lemonade)
Chris: "Thanks to acupuncture that fully recovered me, I can now host the show again and it's gonna be bomb-tastic! Time to get my hosting right here on...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Chapter 16: Bomb Voyage
The scene first shows the island and then, it zoomed to Chris, Chef and the campers at the docks. Beside them are 4 large canoes. "This should be an upgraded challenge from before if some of you recall it." Chris began. Those who were in this past challenge did remember. "Alright. 4 canoes in the water. So all 4 teams shall race around the island thrice and whoever finishes first, wins it all but this is not going to be a very easy race so..." Chris nodded at Chef and he took out oars from a crate. He passed each camper an oar but for some reason. "Wait a second, how come our team didn't get those?!" Harold demanded to know. "Oh...we just ran out of them. That's all." Chris answered in an innocent tone sarcastically. All stared at him in disbelief.
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"If there's nothing else, you have 10 minutes to prepare and use the bathroom." Chris finished as the campers made use of their time. The ravens can be seen strategizing. "This canoe must have a balanced inertia to ensure it doesn't capsize or sink." Ellody stated. "Well, I got muscles and I'm the heaviest of the group so what do you suggest?" asked Ryan. "Ryan. You stay in the middle. The rest shall occupy the rest of the space." Ellody answered. "Sounds like a simple plan that can benefit our team." said Noah as he put on a life vest.
At the toilets, Rock and Spud came out and inside, a horrible stench flowed out. "Oh man! This is awesome! I'm planting a giant atomic bomb!" The voice of Owen was transmitted to them and they laughed over it.
Back there, DJ just put on his life vest and noticed Loki. "Hey there little cute bunny. I'm not here to hurt you. I just wanted to be open to you and-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" As always, Loki pounced onto DJ unleashing his dark fury onto him until, "Loki!" Gwen is holding 3 carrots and the gothic bunny stopped and sniffed them. He then hopped to Gwen and she fed him the carrots. "Do you always have to call Loki 'cute'. He doesn't like it." She told DJ as she picked the bunny and went to care for it. As for DJ, he just stood up when, "Gwen's right. He doesn't like to be called cute." DJ turned to see Josee standing behind him. "I never knew it until now since it's the third time I tried to befriend it." He told her but she gasped exclaiming. "3 times? Well, you might want to know that calling a black rabbit cute 3 times is bad luck."
2 words made DJ's face turn white. Josee then skipped along adding. "To top it off, it will affect you and your team." DJ then made a horrified face as she left.
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DJ(panicking): "No, no, no, no, NO! This can't be! It can't be happening again!?"
(Flashback of past incidents in TDWT was being played)
DJ: "What have I done!?"
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Josee: "DJ is such a stupid fool. When I watched the second episode in the third season, I have foreseen everything as I watched his performance all the way until his elimination. Exploiting it right here will make him pay the price on his own."
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10 minutes is up and now, the campers are all wearing life vests and are in their canoes with their oars except for the wolves. "So sha-unfiar! Why are we put in this disadvantage!?" Lightning complained. "Lightning doesn't want to get his hands wet!"
"I say you get used to it! We can still do this regardless!" Josee hissed at him for his complaining. On their left, "Hey Duncan. Look at what I've got." Scott showed it to him as he gave to him. "A blowgun?" He asked. "Yeah. Max gave them to those in the villain alliance and he sent me to pass one to you. Plus, it works by shooting a piercing projectile and you know what happens if I shoot it at one of the canoes?" Scott then decided to demonstrate but, "Dude. Chris sees this, we're dead." Scott then heeded his advice as on the wolves' right, Max can be seen sitting at the front. "Perfect! I shall lead the team to victory with pure evil! Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-"
"BONK!"
One hit sure silenced him as Stephanie fixed herself and got ready as, "Alright. Before we begin, I need to add one more touch to the race." Chris pressed a button on a remote and to the campers' surprise, spiked spheres floated up surrounding the island. "What is the meaning of this?" asked Zoey. "Something that may trigger them. A literal touch or a gentle tap on them." Chris started to laugh as he added. "They're also highly explosive so tread carefully campers." All could tell that this is not going to be easy even for DJ who is shivering in fear and his eyes kept looking around wildly as Chef got a laser gun ready. "Ready and...
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Now that the challenge has began, all the camper began paddling with their oars and hands. "C'mon! Faster! We can win the gold regardless!" Josee encouraged the team as they used their hands to paddle through though it was not effective enough as the scene cuts away that they are an inch away from the starting line despite their efforts. "So...how will the wolves overcome this disadvantage? I hope not! And my fingers are itchy to do a bit of demolitions..." Chris and Chef then laughed.
The teams paddled on as they prepared to make a left turn. "Gee, I wonder what will happen if we touch the spiked spheres?" Jacques asked. "You might not wanna know..." Beth whispered to him behind. The tortoises are on the lead so far and catching up are the mammoths and then, the ravens. On the mammoths' canoe, all are paddling well except for one as he continued shivering when, "DJ? You okay?" Geoff asked tapping his shoulder. He shrieked grabbing the oar and swat Geoff's face! Worse, his oar flew off his hand and it landed right onto the...
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"OW!" Cameron exclaimed as, "My, what have we got?" Josee took the oar and cheered. "Yes! Our chances of winning the gold has been increased! Paddle faster!" The wolves paddled faster as, "Ugh! My hands are starting to tire out..." Courtney complained as Josee slapped her face. "Less whining, more paddling! Get to it stupid CIT!" Josee hissed making Courtney real pissed.
Now back to the mammoths, "What the heck DJ?!" Geoff winced as Bridgette tended to his face. "Yeah, first, you swat his face and then, threw your own oar to the other team with the disadvantage?" Topher added. "S-S-Sorry guys. I was just trying to stay out of trouble..." DJ sputtered nervously. "Aw come on brah! Chillax and all will be fine. Here, we have a few spare oars in case one of us loses it accidentally. Geoff took a spare oar and gave it to DJ who took it with a shaking hand. Due to that, "FWIP!"
"Oh crap! It slipped off your hand!" Topher exclaimed as the oar that slipped off landed on one of the spiked spheres and, "IOOOOOOOOM!"
A massive explosion shook the waters as from the tortoises' canoe, "You were right Beth. I might not want to know about it." Jacques stated as they exchanged a Hi-5.
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Jacques: "I entered the show to not only win the gold but to try to be a goof friend to all. Back at the race, me and Josee made too many enemies so I'm going to change that! But I'm not so sure about her though..."
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"It appears that a highly explosive bomb has been detonated and the results will be bomb-tastic!" Chris announced as he watched the whole race as all the canoes made a left turn. There, the ravens are catching up as, "Time to make some fireworks!" Max thought as he took out a bag of marbles. "How typical of Chris to tell us how we can tick the bombs off so..." When no one was looking, he flicked a marble to a spiked sphere and, "IOOM!" An explosion took place and a school of piranhas flew out! "Incoming!" Brick shouted as he swat a piranha with the oar. All the canoes began swatting piranhas off but one landed onto DJ and he panicked so hard he grabbed the piranha and accidentally swat Chet, Lorenzo and Owen. He then continued beating it down on the canoe thrice when, "CRACK!"
"What the-" Alejandro noticed a crack on the side. "Idiot! Now you'll slow us down because of your cowardliness!" He scolded. "I can't help it..." DJ whimpered. "What a crybaby." Sugar exclaimed as, "Hey fat boy. Move back a bit please."
"Okay." Owen moved back and, "KSH!"
"Oh come on!" Alejandro exclaimed when, "On second thought, keep him stuck in the hole until the race is over. Let's go!" All nodded and continued rowing.
Meanwhile, the wolves are still far behind. "We need to do some troubleshooting." Mary suggested to her tired teammates. "It's not gonna work! We have nothing but our hands to use it except for a stupid ice dancer who claimed leadership!" Courtney complained. Upon hearing that, Josee grabbed her and threw her into the water. A splash was heard as, "You'll pay for this!" She shouted as Eva grabbed her back into the canoe. "We better not leave her behind again in this race."
"Eva is right. We should move on." All groaned since they had no choice and continued on.
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Courtney: "If we lose this challenge, I'm gonna vote that ice dancer off for disrespecting a CIT!"
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Josee: "If we don't win the gold, I'll convince the others to put the blame on a certain CIT so that she'll be out for good."
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Halfway through another turn, the tortoises and raven came side by side,"Battle stations!" Brick ordered as, "Attack!" MacArthur yelled as she and Brody took their oars and engaged Brick and Sanders in melee combat. It was a shaky and rough fight as the canoes shook around the water. Then, the 4 of them nearly fell off but their teammates caught them at a cost. "Both canoes lost 2 oars so in total, 4 are lost and floating." Ellody calculated as her team rowed on. On the other canoe, "Dammit! You guys are reckless and no wonder it cost us this!" Jo exclaimed. "I know, I know but we can still win this at least." said MacArthur as her team rowed on.
After some time, the mammoths noticed the floating oars. "We can take the number that we lost." said Emma. "Yeah. DJ, you're near to them. Go get them brah." said Geoff. "Uh...okay..." DJ got his arms ready and as he got close, he managed to grab them but, "Whoa! Yikes!" Fortunately, Geoff and Justin managed to grab him but he accidentally let go of the oars that caused his arms to make a splash that pushed the oars to the wolves who were somehow catching up. "Ha! Ha! More for the picking!" Lightning cheered as he grabbed 2 oars and took one for himself and tossed the other aside. Seeing this, Sammy caught it and now, the wolves finally overtook the mammoths.
Back to the other 2 teams, they finally made another turn completing half of the first lap and now, they came across more spiked spheres. "In a more elaborate saying, spiked bombs." Ellody corrected. Okay, spiked bombs they are as all of a sudden, "IOOM! IOOM! IOOM!" Explosions took place as, "What the? We didn't touch em eh?" asked Ezekiel. "Only one idiotic jerk would do such a thing!" Noah stated out.
It cuts back to the docks as Chris's itchy fingers kept tapping the button one at a time. "Now that was fun. Right Chef?"
"As explosive as a cherry bomb." said Chef as he and Chris laughed as, "Oh my? How did the wolves catch up? Now the mammoths are in last place? Which team will complete all 3 laps around the island while avoiding the spiked bombs?" Chris announced while looking at the screen.
Back there, the explosions are massive as waves of water splashed onto both canoes. "Hey guys! Wanna do some surfing on this canoe?" asked Brody. "Surfing? This is a canoe race not a surfing competition!" Dave complained. "Hold on. I think we can use that to our advantage." Cody stated. "The geek's right. Brace yourselves! Let's hit the waves!" MacArthur ordered as 3 spiked bombs exploded together making a huge tidal wave. "Whoo-hoo!" Brody cheered as their canoe got caught among the waves. "Row to the left! Row to the left!" MacArthur ordered as all rowed to the left. Successfully, the tortoises managed to manoeuvre through and as for the ravens, "SPLASH!"
"Ugh! My shoes are wet!" Heather complained. "You aren't wearing shoes at all!" Stephanie corrected as she took out one of her shoes and poured out some of the water out. "Whatever." Heather rudely commented back. Nearby, Devin and Junior are getting the water out of the canoe before it can sink while Carrie and Crimson is attempting to dry her hair by squeezing the water out.
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Crimson: "Dying my hair with waterproof dye and putting on this waterproof gothic makeup sure helped me out well."
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"It's been some time and now, the tortoises are almost done with their first lap!" Chris announced as he looked at the spiked bombs to his right. Then, their canoe showed up. "We're so gonna win this!" Jo cheered. As their canoe passed by the bombs, all of a sudden, "Cool! Those spiked balls are moving to our canoe!"
"Whoa, Spud. What did you say?" All looked around and to their horror, the bombs are moving towards them! "Quick! Paddle faster!" Scott panicked as all hurried through. Then, "Dude. Let's make our move." Without hesitation, Duncan and Scott took out their blowguns and shot some darts that hit the bombs and they exploded before they can even touch their canoe. Seeing this, "Chef. I thought the bombs have some sort of signal detection and motion sensor?" Chris asked him. "Dunno. Malfunction or something?" While they're discussing this flaw, the Torpedo Tortoises completed their first lap and then, the Rocket Ravens managed to complete it and finally after some time, the Warhead Wolves and Missile Mammoths passed by and by the time all 4 teams completed the first lap, "Uh Chris, how long have we've been arguing?"
"Dunno Chef but never mind, let's refresh the race course shall we?" Chris then pressed another button.
So the position of the teams are the same for now in the second lap as they paddled on when, "Uh-oh. Now there are more bombs awaiting us and their numbers are greater than in the previous lap." Cameron calculated. Upon hearing that, "Very good. Now let's channel my energy into sabotage." Josee thought as she took out her blowgun. Since she's at the front, Josee made her move. "CHFF! CHFF!"
"IOOM! IOOM!" The explosions shook all as they struggled to row through the waves. Then, Josee noticed that the mammoths are catching up and once they overtook her team, "CHFF!"
"IOOM!" It shocked everyone especially DJ who screamed in horror waving his arms fanatically and carelessly because, the next thing it happened, he accidentally swat Dakota's smartphone and Jen's sunglasses! Both objects are swatted in the air as they gasped but, "Got it!" Emma caught them in time as she turned to DJ. "Seriously? You nearly caused them their loss in their belongings!"
"But...but..."
"No buts! is this on purpose or what?" Dakota demanded to know as somehow, the wolves caught up and passed by as, "Let's keep rowing and hope no bad luck looms around!" Josee ordered loudly enough for DJ to hear the same 2 words and he screamed again surprising his team.
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Geoff: "Man, DJ sure wasn't in his normal self. I guess the bombs blew his mind into frenzy."
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Bridgette: "His behaviour seems fanatic. What has got into him?"
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DJ: (Seen whimpering like a scared puppy)
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After surviving more bombs that were set off by sabotage, the tortoises and ravens made a turn to come across the same bombs. "I got a feeling this will be just like the 3D movie that features these ravenous fish." said Cody. "We're already experiencing it." Dave stated when, "IOOM!"
"Whoa! Electric surge!" Rock cheered as the wave of electricity flowed past the canoe. "Something's not right..." Duncan thought as the surge flowed to the bombs and suddenly, "IOOM! IOOM! IOOM!" Explosion after explosion as some of the bombs exploded into fragments and some unleashed more piranhas. Both canoes are in an explosive collision due to one tricky bomb as the other 2 canoes showed up. "What a mess amigos." Alejandro exclaimed. "Wicked!" Shawn cheered. "Seriously Shawn. You know this is a death zone." Jasmine advised him. "Oh I agree with that zombie conspiracy nut." Chet called out. "Totally! I once did a science project and I made a homemade bomb which is so highly explosive that I blew up half the school!" Izzy exclaimed. "Bombs aren't part of the scientific subject." Scarlett corrected her as both canoes began rowing.
Through the explosion, both canoes paddled through while the other 2 struggled in this mess. "So many fragments..." Tyler thought when, "CHT!"
"What the?" Sammy exclaimed taking it out but the result is water seeping in. "Put it back!" Anne Maria ordered as Sammy managed to put the fragment back onto the crack. At the same time, the mammoths are paddling smoothly except a worried DJ when a piranha landed on him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" He yelled grabbing it and he threw at Alejandro's face! All gasped as he fell into the water and then, a school of piranhas surrounded him. "Oh crap."
Screaming took place as the tortoises and ravens finally got out and noticed Alejandro's misfortune.
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Noah: "How satisfying. If only the piranhas can be replaced with eels. That would be more amusing."
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It didn't take long but the stepbrothers pulled him out and he has bite marks and his clothes are tattered all over. Alejandro then turned to DJ and, "YOU NEARLY GOT ME KILLED YOU KNOW!?" He shouted as DJ cringed in fear over what he did accidentally as the other 3 canoes passed by them. "AND NOW WE ARE IN LAST PLACE BECUASE OF YOUR FOOLISH ACTION!" Alejandro shouted some more as, "Shouting won't help us complete the challenge. Keep paddling, we can still catch up. Scarlett suggested. Alejandro's anger subsided and nodded at her as the others continued paddling.
Halfway through the second lap, "I see more spiked bombs and they look different." Carrie exclaimed. Yep, these green spiked bombs look neutral unless touched so, "A test drive to see the function." Max thought as he used his blowgun. "CHFF!"
"IOOM!" For some reason, the bomb that Max triggered exploded into 4 smaller bombs! "Cluster bombs incoming!" Brick shouted as he swat one out. Those with the oars began swatting the small bombs off. On the wolves' canoe, Shawn caught one but Jasmine snatched it and threw it into the water which created a small explosion which resulted in 5 dead fishes floating. "You do realize this is a time bomb?" Jasmine asked him. "No wonder I saw the timer that has 5 seconds on it." Shawn replied. "And later mate, you should thank me for saving your life." Jasmine added as Shawn just smiled in embarassement or something.
While this was happening, more explosions were triggered and more miniature bombs were clustered out! "Time to hit some homeruns!" Eva declared as she swat a bomb off with her oar as it exploded in mid-air. "Lightning could practice his baseball swings!" Lightning stated as he joined the fun. "Oh yeah! Batting practice!" Tyler then swat a bomb off and it exploded near the tortoises' canoe. "You wanna play? Batter up!" Jo took action as swat a bomb off and it exploded near the wolves' canoe especially near Josee. "It looks like I should channel my energy to destroy them all!" Josee's mind raged as she swat 3 bombs off and they exploded back to them. "That's it! I'm gonna do a grand slam on your icy face!" MacArthur shouted as she joined the action. "Whoo-hoo! This should be fun! I'll try for a pitch hitter!" Brody cheered as he joined MacArthur and Jo.
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Jacques: "Baseball? What kind of sport is this?"
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Sky: "So many baseball puns used for the battle. Ha. Ha. Ha."
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"As of now, 2 teams are in a baseball season while on team is on it's way to complete the second lap and another is about to paddle past the game." Chris announced as behind him at the campgrounds, Chef is practicing some baseball with the interns as an intern threw a baseball and Chef struck it! "WHAM!" The ball flew and, "CRASH! Zzzzzz!"
"Dang it Chef! You broke the camera!" Chris' voice can be heard as the front view remains fizzed and broken.
Back there, the mammoths paddled by. "What on earth?" Topher exclaimed. "Hey! I wanna play too!" Sugar exclaimed. "And then, get us bombed out of the challenge?" asked Sky. In response, Sugar slapped her and they had a slapstick comedy fight as the canoe passed by the battle when one of the miniature bombs that was clustered out landed in their canoe and on DJ's hands. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" He screamed and threw the bomb onto the canoe forming another hole! All gasped. "Oh come on! We just fixed one and now another?!" Lorenzo complained. Then, Scarlett had an idea. She nudged Chet pointing at Sugar and immediately, "Hey! Why are ya-oof!"
"Excellent work. 2 overweight people are enough to cover the holes and-" She turned to DJ with a menacing look. "One more time you do something that will jeopardize the entire team, you'll regret being born on this earth!" She hissed making DJ's face turn ghostly white.
Back at the docks, "Zzzzzz!"
"Good. We got it fixed and now, the ravens have arrived to complete their second lap unless they can evade this!" Chris smiled deceitfully and pressed a black button with a skull mark on top of it.
As for the ravens, "There are more bombs ahead of us." Junior stated. Then, "In our previous lap, one bomb at a time will seek us and now, 3!" Devin exclaimed. All gasped as 3 bombs at a time began moving towards them. "It's impossible to avoid all of them!" Zoey exclaimed. "Then we're all going to die!" Tom panicked as the bombs got close when, "IOOM! IOOM! IOOM!"
"Huh? That's odd, before they could hit us, they blew up instantly." Sanders noticed. Then, another 3 bombs were triggered as their sensors indicated presence and they seek to them when they blew up. At the front, "Evil always prevails all odds." Max snickered to himself as from behind, the mammoths showed up. "Now's our chance! Double the paddling speed!" Scarlett ordered as all the mammoths except DJ sped up the paddling as many bombs were triggered and began speeding towards them. "Yes. Come to us altogether as one..." Scarlett whispered to herself as the bombs are getting closer to them and closer to themselves as well somehow until, "IOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
"Yes! It worked!" Sky cheered as, "The mammoths caught up and finished second lap! Final lap and they win the challenge! If, they can keep secure their position." Chris announced as thanks to the mammoths, the raven's path was clear so they too completed their second lap. "And yet, the other 2 teams are still in their batting practice." Chris added as the screen of his flat-screen TV shows them still hitting hard and good. "And to make things more interesting, one of the bombs in the final lap has something that can give only one team a big major advantage!" Chris announced as back to the tortoises and wolves, "Did he say, something that can give us the advantage?' asked Jacques. "Hustle people!" MacArthur ordered as the team broke off the attack and paddled out. The wolves did the same thing and hurried their way to complete their second lap.
Some time later, "The race gets more intense with even more bombs in the water as all 4 teams are almost done completing the race!" Chris announced as the screen shows the mammoths catching up to the ravens as they made a turn and behind them, the tortoises are paddling pass some moving bombs that are moving around the water and the wolves are doing what they can do to paddle through with control. "Steady...steady..." Mary reminded the team as they paddled to the left avoiding a bomb and then, to the right to avoid 2 bombs passing by each other
At the same time, "OW! Quit it you snapping turtle!" Stephanie can be seen swatting a turtle off as bombs in the area exploded releasing snapping turtles as some landed on the campers attempting to bite them while some landed on the canoe biting it. The mammoths had no problem with that as they let the snapping turtles land on their oars and then, dip them into the water releasing them. Yet upon noticing these creatures, DJ fainted.
Soon enough, the wolves and tortoises entered the next area where the snapping turtles are still snappy. "Leave that to me." Mike got to work and raised up a flag that represents their team. Seeing this, the turtles swam aside and they easily passed through.
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Mike: "Been working on that for quiet some time. Mostly on the paint job and design logo."
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Once the tortoises got clear, the turtles then turned their attention to the wolves and swam to attack them. "Come and get me you green shell slowpokes!" Josee taunted as they leapt up to attack but a whirling took place and, "THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!" Soon enough, all the snapping turtles were sent flying. "Not all..." All looked to see Lightning with a snapping turtle biting his butt. "OWWWWWWWWWW!"
While this was happening, the mammoths who are now on the lead came across some more bombs. "Red with the flammable logo on it." Scarlett studied. "Then that would mean..." Before Sky can say anything, a fiery explosion took place and launched in the air, "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" The stepbrothers exclaimed as the large balls of fire landed around the area. Explosion are now triggered and barrages of fireballs rained down onto the area as the mammoths paddled rapidly to avoid any fire contact though, their canoe caught a bit of fire at the back. "Put it out! Put it out!" Sugar panicked as Bridgette scooped some water and splashed it onto the fire putting it out. "That was close." said Geoff as they continued avoid more rain of fire.
Right now, the ravens showed up and, "Whoa. Fireballs? That's pretty stupid since fire gets extinguished by water easily. Chris sure failed his science." said Noa sarcastically as the team paddled through the fireball rained area. "This is so cool! Fireballs and bombs! I am so enjoying this!" Junior cheered as a fireball landed beside the canoe and bits of fire landed on the sides of it. One bit landed on Crimson' hand but she clapped it putting it out. Then, Heather quickly put out the fire on the side of the canoe.
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Heather: "As far as I recall, one giant fireball nearly killed me right after I won the third season. It was insane but I least still won the cash prize."
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After some time, the tortoises and wolves arrived at the area. "Oh boy! Fireballs! Race through them!" MacArthur ordered. "Uh...is it safe?" asked Beth. "Can we wait for the right moment?" asked Trent. "Are you trying to get us killed?" Dave piped in. The tortoises began questioning this pissing MacArthur while already, the wolves have began paddling through. "Nothing stands in our way!" Josee declared. "Oh man...my hands are wrinkled and are very low on strength..." Cameron groaned. "Me too. I can't survive anymore of this..." Tyler groaned too. Even Lightning and Eva are tiring out as Josee was disgusted by this as fireballs landed around them and one of them scattered a bit of the flam onto Josee's skirt! "EEK!" She panicked as Courtney gave her a hand by pushing her into the water. "Now that's for what you did tome just now! Payback time!" Courtney cheered to herself with pride as Anne Maria got Josee back to the canoe.
While this was happening, "Look. I don't car what you all complain against but this is a race and we are going through despite those fireball raining!" MacArthur stated firmly and strictly as, "Look! That bomb is blue colour out of the red ones!" Jacques pointed out. "Could it be..." MacArthur then ordered. "Let's go to that bomb!" She ordered as the tortoises paddled to the bomb.
Sometime later, the ravens are now on the lead and there, "We're gonna win this!" Stephanie cheered as they can see the docks but somehow, "Eh? No bombs?" Ezekiel noticed. "Strange indeed." Noah agreed when they heard a bubbling sound. "Oh no...that might explain it..." He groaned as, "SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLOOSH!" From the waters, spiked bombs were launched in the air and exploded scattering more cluster bombs! "Oh come on!" Heather complained as massive explosions took place. "So much for trying to be the first team to win!" Chris chuckled as, "Keep up the detonations Chef!"
"I love blowing stuff up! They make a lovely sound!" said Chef as he kept pressing buttons for fun.
As the explosions went more massive, the mammoths showed up and the first thing they did is to shut DJ from screaming at the sight. "Man. That guy must be freaked out by the numerous explosives we encountered." Geoff assumed. "That may not be possible but still, take care of him while the team races to victory!" Scarlett ordered as the mammoths began paddling through.
Back there, "Okay, someone touch it." MacArthur ordered. "Uh...not me. I'm too young to die." Cody stated. "She meant this kind of touching." Jo took her paddle and touched the blue bomb. It blew up as something flew in the air. "Someone grab it!" MacArthur ordered as the thing landed on the hands of Duncan and Scott. "No way. It's an electric motor!" Scott exclaimed. "Oh yeah, speedboats have those at the back. We can put it behind and take it for a spin to victory!" Duncan added. "Now you're talking. Let's hustle!" MacArthur ordered as the 2 bad boys got to work.
While the tortoises got busy, the wolves overtook them and entered the area where the ravens and mammoths are still struggling through the massive explosions. Then, "PSH!" A bomb was launched below their canoe and sent it up in the air. All screamed as the bomb that launched them exploded scattering it's mini cluster bombs and then, the canoe fell back onto the water with a big splash. "Whoo-hoo! That was fun! Who's up for round 2?" Sammy cheered. All stared at her as she looked around embarrassed.
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"Oh yeah! It's done!" Brody cheered as finally, the electric motor has been set up. "Thanks to my skills in maintaining an stealing speedboats for fun." said Duncan. "You are one crazy criminal and bad boy." MacArthur exclaimed as she took out some cuffs. "I can arrest you bad boys but..." Duncan and Scott cringed. "I was only kidding because arresting someone competing in this show may tarnish bad reputation to the police force." MacArthur. "Hope you're saying stuff right because it's time we take it for a test drive! Hit it!" Jo ordered as without hesitation, Duncan started up the motor and it started to power up and, "ZOOM!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The tortoises except Gwen and Ennui screamed as the canoe sped to the left, entered the explosive area and then, zipped past the wolves and then, the mammoths as one of the miniature bombs landed on them but MacArthur tossed it to the mammoths and it landed on DJ's hands. He gasped. "Quick! Throw it out!" Sky told him. DJ then tired to but his hands shook and trembled as he instead juggled the bomb until, "Never mind!" DJ then threw it onto the canoe forming another hole and, "IOOM!" The bomb exploded below them destroying their canoe and sending all the members in the air and then, they landed around the area. At the same time, "Almost there! We're gonna-" Sanders' words were cut short as a canoe zipped past them and, "It looks like we have a winner!" Chris announced as the tortoises crossed the finish line and, "Watch out!" Chef yelled as the extremely fast canoe crashed onto the docks and onto Chris! "BAM!"
"OW!" Chris was sent flying and he crashed onto Chef. As for the tortoises, "CRASH!" Yep, their canoe hit a tree and they got out cheering.
Brody: "First place!"
Scott: "Oh yeah! We dominated the waters!"
Duncan: "I have to admit, our team name wasn't so bad at all."
As they cheered on, the ravens arrived second and the wolves third. "Hey! How did get your hands on some oars?!" Chris demanded to know as he got up. "Oh...we're blessed with some unexpected good luck." Josee answered. "And speaking of which, this challenge sure has lots of bad luck bombarding down but our team at least survived." She added for DJ to hear it as he started to cry while his teammates glared at him. "And to top it off, the mammoth's canoe was destroyed so they lost and a one-way ticket to the elimination ceremony tonight." Chris announced.
So that night...
The mammoths have gathered as Chris presented 16 marshmallows. "Only one goes home tonight. I wonder who?" Chris stated.
Confessional...
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(Scarlett can be seen crossing out a picture and then, tearing it into half in anger)
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(Sugar can be seen doing business while crossing out a picture)
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(DJ was still crying as he crossed out a picture)
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"Okay, let's begin. Alejandro, Scarlett." He tossed them the marshmallows and they caught it. "Chet, Lorenzo, Topher." They cheered catching their treat. "Followed by Sky, Sugar, Emma, Izzy, Jen." Chris continued on as he then tossed the remaining marshmallows to Beardo, Geoff, Bridgette, Justin, Owen and Dakota. "And in the end, DJ did not get one so bye-bye." Chris finished as DJ started bawling loudly. "Oh thank you so much!" He ran to Chris hugging him as he kept crying. "Now please get off me so that I can boot you out but nay last words."
"Yeah! I'm glad I'm out so that I won't curse my team with anymore bad luck!" Upon hearing that, "Wait, you claimed you have bad luck?" Jen asked him. "Yeah! I was cursed with bad luck because I called a black rabbit cute! Someone told me that!" DJ bawled on. "Seriously? That doesn't exist! There is no such thing as calling a black rabbit cute which will cause bad luck! Dakota added. "And to top it off, you've been played around." Emma added in too. DJ then gasped. "So it's all...fake?!" All nodded as, "Oh no! I've been had it! I've-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"That's more like it! Hearing a scream while falling through the Trapdoor of Shame sounds satisfying!" Chris sure is satisfied as the mammoths left and while this was happening, "Something concerns me, who told DJ such lie that caused his elimination. I have a feeling someone is stirring up the competition." Emma told Dakota and Jen as behind them, Alejandro had a look of concern upon eavesdropping a bit.
And back there, "Well folks. A lot of bombs and a lot of drama! We hope this show brought you some laughter and joy! And now, time to finish it and see you next time, on...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Elimination Order
64th: DJ
65th: Miles
66th/67th: Mickey and Jay
68th: Sam
69th: Amy
70th: Sierra
71th: Laurie
72th: Leonard
73th: Tammy
74th: Rodney
75th: Ella
76th: B
77th: Katie
78th: Sadie
79th: Blaineley
80th: Staci
Very sorry to those who are DJ fans. Indeed, the incident in TDWT sure returned to his mind through a manipulative and deceitful lie that increased his fear level. Throughout the story, most will be eliminated by an alliance made up of past season antagonists and some wicked campers. No one was aware of it until in this chapter. Will it soon be exposed? Keep reading and stay tuned for Chapter 17!