"Last time on Total Drama, the campers had a canoe race and there are bombs, explosions and mayhem! The tortoises dominated the waters and won the challenge and a deceitful and manipulative lie has caused a blast from the past on DJ's mind driving himself paranoid and to his elimination. I can't believe that happened twice on him! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
(It cuts to Chris walking on the beach)
Chris: "The competition gets more intense! Who's gonna go home next? I say you people sit back and see it with your own eyes! Right here on...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Chapter 17: Not to be served but to serve
Another morning at the Dining Hall as the campers mingled together as on one table, "So Alejandro...they suspect about our alliance is it?"
"Yes Josee. 3 members in my team had suspected it after that stupid DJ got booted out right after he squealed that someone fibbed him."
"I see. Do they know it was me?"
"No, they do not know who caused his elimination. For now, our alliance is still kept secret."
"But soon, many will find out. Therefore, we better not let our guard down and make sure no one finds out. If they do, we'll be their eliminators!" Right after that, Josee ended the villain alliance meeting as nearby, "I finished my work Jen." Tom opened his laptop and showed his work to Jen. There are pictures of Justin, Mike, Topher, Ryan, Tyler, Lightning, Brick, Devin, Brody, Geoff and even Jacques all posing and flexing their muscles at a beach and all the boys are in their shorts. "Wow! All of them have abs and have decent looks."
"Yeah. I even dyed Lightning's hair brown because he looks more good looking in season 4 than season 5." Tom explained as, "Right Lightning?"
"Sha-right! Fashion boy! Lightning's hair is back to sha-normal!" Definitely, Lightning now has his white hair dyed to brown and he is very pleased about it as he kissed his arms.
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"Most impressive." Jen exclaimed as, "You started yours Jen?"
"Not yet Tom. I need a few more girls to be part of it. So far, here are the volunteers." Jen took a list and showed it to Tom. On it are the names which are, Lindsay, Bridgette, Dakota, Dawn, Zoey, Sky, Sammy, Carrie, Emma, Kitty and Taylor. "Hmmm...I think that will do Jen."
"Really? Alright then. I'll soon work on the blog." While the fashion bloggers are having their discussion, outside, Izzy was swinging around and crashed onto MacArthur and Sanders who are doing push-ups. Pissed, "You're under arrest!" MacArthur shouted as she chased Izzy while Sanders shook her head. Nearby, the goths are eating submarine sandwiches while Loki eats his carrots and Hades eats his supply of insects. Then, a volleyball landed in front of them. "White colour. Just like our makeup applied on our skin." Crimson stated as Kitty went to get it and she's wearing her trademark bikini. "You guys wanna play beach volleyball?"
Gwen: "I'll pass."
Ennui: "Breakfast."
Crimson: "Not our type."
"Okay." Kitty hurried back to the beach as Taylor, Anne Maria, Sammy, Sky and Zoey all clad in their swimwear are waiting for her. As the girls resumed their game, from a distance and on a tree, Noah and Ezekiel are eating sausages on a stick and watching the game. "Eh, Noah."
"Yeah Zeke?"
"What ya think of our team for some time?"
"Hmmm...I can say...it's pretty smooth. In the other teams I was in, horrible as those low rated movies."
"Okay...teammates?"
"One is freaky and gothic like the loner girl. We have the wicked queen bee on our side but it's ugly due to tensions with the daters especially towards the girlfriend and we have a young lad who displayed intelligence and strategy and speaking of which." Both looked by to see Junior climbing up and reaching the vantage point with 3 juice boxes. "Found them in Chef's fridge." Junior stated as he tossed 2 to both of them. As the trio had their drink. "So, what's the discussion about?" Junior asked them. "Oh...it's personal. Just between the 2 of us." Noah answered. "Uh...he's right yo!" Ezekiel added as trio just continued drinking.
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Junior: "So far, things are smooth and I'm glad I'm still in the game. Hope this can go well for the rest of my time."
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Noah: "Yeah, I have to admit. Things sure had changed and everything has gone better. Well in Chris's case, he has gone for better or for worse."
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Ezekiel: "Well yo, my performance has taken it to the next level! Zeke's gonna groove it yo!"
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Sometime later in the afternoon, "I wonder where's Chris? He's not around for the afternoon." Geoff exclaimed. "Funny that challenges will be in the afternoon." said Rock. "Sometimes, they take place at different timings." Courtney explained to him. Just then, a helicopter appeared as it hovered towards the camp. From the dining hall, Chef came out and noticed it. "Finally." He said as he pressed a button on the wall on the front of the hall. A platform rose from the ground and it's a helipad. With it, the helicopter landed and Chris jumped out. "Sorry I'm late. I went to pick some people up to help me in today's challenge."
"What kind of challenge? Whatever it is, we can handle it!" Jo declared proudly. "Oh you may think so since most of the time, I've been too soft to you guys during the many challenges but now, it's time I cast it aside and make things even more wicked!" Chris declared back as he walked to the front wall of the dining hall and pressed another button. Soon enough, all looked to see a tennis court rising from the ground. "Lightning likes tennis! I can beat anyone in one-on-one matches!" Lightning boasted. "Yeah right. You can beat anyone but not me!" Jo boasted. "Oh yeah soft boy!? My level of skill is 500% higher than yours!" Lightning boasted back. "Regardless, you'll still lose to me! Even a 3 year old can beat you easily clumsy!" Jo boasted back as all the campers looked left and right when, "SHUT UP!"
All turned to see Chris holding his loudhailer. "Boast all you like but this will be a painful challenge for you all. But before I move on to the details, let me introduce to you 2 people who are my tennis coaches. Gerry and Pete!"
"WHAT!?" The RR contestants exclaimed as from the helicopter, 2 old men got out and walked to Chris. "Some island you got!" Gerry exclaimed. "Ha! Ha! Successful you are in both your show and in tennis!" Pete complimented. "Thanks Coach 1 and 2." Chris thanked them as he turned to the campers, "I watched this episode where many people need to serve a ball from a crazy machine in Dubai." Chris stated. "Now, this challenge will be upgraded to make things more painful! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Chris then laughed as Gerry and Pete laughed along with him too. "A terrible trio. How worse can it get..." Gwen sighed as, "Alright, my coaches will be part of the challenge. The simple task is to return serves of tennis balls off. However, like I said, more pain because..." Chef then pressed another button on the wall of the dining hall and 2 6 barrelled turrets appeared from the ground. "My coaches will use these Gatling Tennis Launcher Turrets to pulverize your faces down!"
"Oh wow! I love these toys!" Gerry exclaimed as he accidentally pressed a button and a tennis ball was launched out and, "BAM!"
"Ow..." Scott winced in pain as the ball dropped off his tennis. "Doofus. This isn't how you play with it." Pete chided his rival as he did the same action accidentally and this time, 3 were launched and, "BAM! BAM! BAM!" Jacques, Tyler and Owen got hit in the face as more laughter came from Chris and the tennis rivals. And yet, Lightning and Jo continue to boast against each other about their skills. "Just like always back then..." Cameron recalled as, "Okay campers! Time for some serving to be done because service is Chef's middle name!"
"I though I don't have a middle name!" Chef exclaimed. "Just making a statement Chris replied as, "Now, any questions?"
"Uh...where are the tennis racquets?" Kitty asked. "Good call. Chef!" Chef got the message and left to get them. Soon enough, he retuned carrying 2 large duffels and threw them at Lightning and Jo hitting them to stop their rival boasting. "Now, if you wanna know how the serving must be done, let me demonstrate." Chris then wore a headband around his forehead. He then took off his shirt and pants revealing his tennis attire and then, changed his shoes into sneakers. "You know Chris, you work better in a strip club than hosting this reality show." Dave remarked. All laughed at this even Gerry and Pete. But Chris paid no attention as he got into the court. "Alright coaches give everything you've got!"
Instantly, Gerry and Pete open fired as tennis balls zipped to Chris and, "THOK! THOK! THOK! THOK! THOK!" All gasped as Chris swiftly served back all the balls as one hit Cody's body and another hit Dave on his nutsack. "Is this on purpose!?" He winced falling down. At least, Sky came and tended to him as Chris finished his demonstration. "The most important part of the challenge is simply, serve back as many balls as you can in 30 seconds. If you miss the balls, it doesn't matter but if you got hit, time's up. For scoring, the tennis balls will be totalled up as points and the team that served back the most number of balls wins immunity today!"
And so it begins as the mammoths went first. "Shouldn't be that hard." said Justin as he is the first to give it a shot. As he got ready, Gerry and Pete snickered and opened fired! Justin swung his racquet hitting several of them despite the huge number of tennis balls overwhelming him until, "KSH!"
"AH! My face!" He exclaimed and then, more tennis balls hit him hard burying him. Chris and the tennis rivals laughed. "Oh man! The eye candy looks way too good to buried alive right after hitting 8 balls!" He nodded at Chef and he tallied the scores through the scoreboard as an '8' appeared below the mammoth's team logo.
Next, "Bring it on old men!" MacArthur taunted as Gerry and Pete nodded at each other and fired another barrage. MacArthur smirked and swung her racquet forcefully serving off many tennis balls as one of them landed on Josee' head with a, "BOINK!", "That hurts!" She yelled, "Who cares frostface!" MacArthur shouted back when, "THOK!" A tennis ball hit her face as, "HA! In you face!" Josee taunted back as, "Nice moves. MacArthur served 52 balls." Chris announced as Chef got the score inputted on the scoreboard.
After that, "Now this is a good challenge." said Eva. "Ha! For a stupid girl like you, you have no skill!" Peter remarked as he and Gerry laughed but it agitated Eva making her growl like a wolf causing the tennis rivals to cringe a bit.
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Eva: "That's right. Fear the growl of the wolf if you dare to mess with the female bully!"
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As Eva got ready, Gerry and Pete nodded at each other and opened fired their weapons. Eva growled and ferociously swung away tons of tennis balls until time's up. "Excellent. No hits on the contestant and a total of 113 tennis balls were served. The wolves take the lead and will the ravens beat their score?"
Let's find out as the ravens sent Ryan to play the sport. Gerry and Pete snickered and opened fired. Ryan took aim and serving took place. For some reason, "Marvellous. 120 balls. The ravens take the lead for now and-"
"TOPHER! THOSE ARE MY LINES!" Chris shouted as he cringed. "Very well. You have the guts to host the show for me. Let's see if you have the guts to go next and play some tennis!" Chris grabbed Topher and pushed him to the tennis court. "Hey look. A little shrimp ready to get pelted." Pete told Gerry. "Uh...before you old men shoot me, can you please give me a-NEVR MIND!" Picking up the racquet, Topher started swinging wildly for only a second and, "Not my day!" He threw it aside and ran but got buried by all the tennis balls. Gerry and Pete laughed so hard like there's no tomorrow as Sky and Scarlett went to the court and managed to drag Topher out of the mountain of tennis balls.
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Topher: "From what Chris said about me, it's true. I even had the guts to glue the seats of all the teachers and staff which includes the principal back at elementary school."
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After that, "I'll go next!" Jo declared. "Hey! I was gonna go next..." Mike exclaimed. "Stay out of my way or else!" Jo threatened him with her fist but, "Chill people. Jo, why not you be the last to give us the winning edge huh? That can turn the tables on the other teams!" MacArthur suggested to her. "Hmmm...
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"Okay." Jo then turned to Mike. "What are you waiting for? Go out there and serve some tennis balls!" Mike complied and took the challenge. He did what he can do only serving 35 balls. After that, "It's Lightning's turn!"
"No way! It's my turn!" Tyler volunteered. Both jocks galred at each other when Mary approached them. "Rock, Paper, Scissor?"
"Good idea!" So the jocks got ready. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR!" Both revealed their results to be that, "YEAH! Rock beats Scissor!" Tyler cheered. "Whoa dude. How did you beat the scissors? They're sharp and-"
"Spud. Tyler's referring to the name not my name." Rock explained clearly as Tyler can be seen fisting around with his...uh...fists...
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Rock: "It's strange that my name is short and simple. I never knew much until I asked my mom where I got my name from. Answer? From some hand game."
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Tyler: "This game is so good! I won again and guess what? I had done it! 100 victories in a row from the game!"
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Now at the tennis court, "Bring it on old jerks! Once I beat the challenge, I'm gonna grab my dinner and dump it on your old and wrinkled faces!" Tyler taunted. Upon hearing that, Courtney rolled her eyes in disgust but was surprised to hear Josee chuckle. "What's so funny?" She asked. "Oh...that Tyler has a good sense of humour and his enthusiasm is witty."
"So? You never knew much about him and how he fares..." Courtney replied. "Ha! Sore loser!" Josee called her that as she pushed her to the ground and then, another catfight. As for Gerry and Pete, "How dare you disrespect your elders?!" Gerry chided Tyler. "Enough, let's give him what he wants!" Pete suggested. So they opened fired and Tyler began spinning around as the balls went flying out. One hit Chef and he fell off his high chair. Another hit Chris on the forehead. "HEY! Watch it!" Then, more flew to him so he cowered and hid in a bush. Tyler continued spinning around as already, all the contestants panicked and ran for cover to avoid the tennis balls being served all over the place. By the time 30 seconds is up, Tyler stopped. "Oh yeah! So what did I get?" Emerging from the bush, Chris gave him his answer. "Good new for you is, you avoid getting pelted but the bad news is, 20 balls."
"WHAT?!" Tyler was flabbergasted at the result, "If you never noticed, all the contestants that went to serve the balls all served them back in the court. However in you case, you served most of the balls out of the court." Lightning laughed at Tyler as the ravens sent Stephanie to play the sport. "Hit me if you can!" She taunted. The livid tennis rivals responded with volley fire but Stephanie did good just like her boyfriend gaining a score of 100 balls. "Now the ravens take the lead. Who else will make the shots?" Chris asked.
Well, things well insane as Owen went next but the first ball hit his nutsack removing him out before he can even make a serve. "No fair!" Owen cried as Spud went next and managed to put up a fight with a score of 42 balls. Then, Shawn took his turn and served 70 balls. Finally, Sanders took action and served 60 balls. The cycle continues as Alejandro displayed his skills serving 88 balls before he met the same fate as Owen except it was a double one due to the fact that by the time he completed the challenge, Gerry and Pete fired a shot and his nutsack received double pain. "What is the meaning of this!?" He cried as Noah felt satisfied and Heather chuckled a bit finding it hilarious as Jacques made his move but after 15 seconds passed, he slipped and got served out of the challenge but managed to hit a certain number of tennis balls which is 38. Anne Maria took her turn and after serving 33 balls, she took out her hairspray to do a little touch up but a tennis ball knocked it off. "Hey!" She exclaimed as another ball hit her face. Ellody applied some science and hit 50 balls but got a shot on the arm afterwards.
After that, "Let's see the scoreboard. Hmmm..." Chris checked the scores and, "From the mammoths, to the tortoises, to the wolves and to the ravens, the scores are 94, 167, 216, 330." Seeing this, Alejandro turned to the stepbrothers. "Go out there and use your hardcore kungfu!" He ordered. So Chet went first and used it and got a perfect score of 90 balls. After that, Brody went next. "This should be fun!" But he spoke too soon as a barrage of balls flew to him. "I didn't think this through!" Brody panicked as he held his ground and began swinging around as balls flew around. When time is up, "So...how did I do?" he asked. "I hate to say this but...
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"You scored a nil."
"You got to be kidding me Chris!" Brody exclaimed. But Chris spoke the truth for if one looks closely enough, every single tennis has been served on the left and right side out of the court. Worse than Tyler's performance.
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After that, "I will show you how it's done." Josee exclaimed as she leapt into the court. Once Gerry and Pete opened fired, Josee danced around serving balls to the other side of the court shocking everyone. When time is up..."Incredible! Josee, you have served all 150 balls back to the other side of the court!" Jacques clapped for her only while the rest just stared in disbelief like MacArthur who pretended to ignore it and Courtney stifled a fake yawn but Josee doesn't care about it as Zoey went next. She hit really hard during the challenge scoring 75 balls. After that, Lorenzo used the same tactics as Chet getting the same result as his stepbrother. They fist bum each other afterwards. Cody went next and apparently got hit in his nutsack. But he held his ground weakly and ended up being pelted and yet, he only served 5 balls. Taylor gave it a shot and somehow served and dodged a lot of incoming shots. As a result, she served a decent 60. "I bet I can beat your score." Heather told her. "We'll see about that." Taylor replied as Heather had her turn. "Good thing I studied your strategy Taylor and I have a ." She thought as the tennis rivals cranked it up and, "BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!"
"Gotcha!" Heather got down and began swinging her racquet while bending down and somehow never got hit by all the balls. When the time is up, "A score of 70 balls. Chef, tally it!" Chris ordered as, "Told you I beat your score." said Heather proudly. "You know, we should be tennis partners." Taylor suggested. "Totally!" Both girls laughed as, "Impressive. Heather may be a jerk to most of us but I'm surprised she's being sociable." Gwen noticed as Beardo passed by and got ready for the challenge. When Gerry and Pete prepared to fire, they heard a sound of gatling fire but the strange thing is, they haven't fired the weapons yet. "Hey...look!" Pete exclaimed as Beardo beatboxed the sound effect. "Why that sneaky, hairy, boombox buster! FIRE!" Tennis balls flew to Beardo who paid no attention to them until, "BAM!" One hit on the nutsack again knocked him out. As Sugar dragged him away, Dave went next but panicked once the shooting begins so he threw his racquet forward which spun and served at the same time. "I didn't expect that." said Dave as a score of 24 balls were added to the total score of the Torpedo Tortoises. Then, Cameron wanted to learn so he got ready as, "Look Pete. A tiny midget." Gerry pointed out. They laughed at Cameron and Chris and Chef couldn't help it. "I've had had enough of those annoying elders!" Cameron exclaimed as the tennis rivals opened fired. Using calculations, Cameron dodged the balls and served powerful shots that almost hit the tennis rivals! "What the?" They exclaimed as a lot of shots hit the wall and cracks were formed on it. Once the time is up, "I really don't believe it..." Chris stammered. "Those are really hard serves..." He added as Chef added 95 points to the Warhead Wolves' score. "I must have applied too much power in the kinetic energy when the tennis balls are served." said Cameron. "Indeed. You applied 200 percent kinetic energy onto the balls and the serving." Mary added to him.
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Cameron: "Sports may not be my strength but using them for calculating angles and demonstrating energy forms through conversion, it helped me out in my learning and I even helped a football team ace their math and science through this method."
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And so the game goes on as Sugar boasting about her skills performed terribly only serving 2 balls before getting pelted. "That pig isn't worth this challenge." Pete told Chris. "My thoughts exactly." They laughed real hard as, "Those old men are like doppelgangers of Chris." Heather thought as Rock took his turn but was distracted by pretending that the tennis racquet is an electric guitar and is rocking with it until shots were fired and hard hits took place. "He rocks in rock music but sucks at tennis!" Gerry mocked. After that, Jasmine went next. "So tall?" Pete exclaimed. "Yeah! I can't even see her head!" Gerry remarked sarcastically. "Ha! Ha! More like I can only see her bottom half!" Pete remarked in the same manner as the tennis rivals laughed. "Boy those coaches of yours Chris has some sense of humour!" Chef told Chris. "They always have that. Against youths and young adults." said Chris as back at the court, Jasmine is really, really pissed. So pissed that when the challenge begins, she grabbed the first 2 tennis balls and threw them back! They each hit one of the barrels and, "IOOM!"
"NOOOOOO!" The tennis rivals yelled. "I was so enjoying this..." Gerry exclaimed. Seeing thing, "That is totally uncool and immature." Chris exclaimed as Jasmine walked to him. "If I were you mate, you teach some elder some respect and manners!" She shouted as she stormed off. Chris sighed. "Touchy." He then nodded at Chef and he pressed the button on the wall and another 2 of the same weapon emerged from the ground pleasing the tennis rivals. "Since Jasmine wasted her turn, the ravens shall do the serving." Chris announced as, "Okay...who wants to go next?" Heather asked the team. "Not me." answered Noah. "In other words. Not in this turn but in later turns." Max snickered planning to go but, "Max. You may mess it up. Let's see...how about you Gwen doppelganger." Heather asked Crimson. She said nothing but took a racquet from the duffel bag and went to the court. "Ha! Unlike Gwen, Crimson knows what to do and is better at some stuff than her!" Heather exclaimed. "Yeah right. So much for your big, boastful mouth." Gwen replied making Heather fume a bit.
At the court, Crimson raised her racquet up. "She's asking for a killing!" Gerry exclaimed. "Well then, time to serve this freaky vampire some tennis!" Pete declared. Those tennis rivals never learn. So they launched a barrage but Crimson just stood there and blocked her face and body as she served them back without a single swing. Soon enough, "The dark side always triumphs." Crimson told Chris as Chef added 100 points to the Rocket Raven's total score.
And it continues on as screenshots show Bridgette serving accurately, Ennui using the same tactics as Crimson, Mary applying some educational strategy just like Cameron and Noah reading a novel while doing some serving until the next screenshot shows him getting his book knocked off followed by knock on the face. Additional screenshots show Sky perfecting the sport, Gwen doing her best, Harold executing combined tennis and fighting skills and finally, Ezekiel dancing and serving the tennis balls. Then, Emma executed accurate shots, Trent went next and did his best, Kitty displayed unexpected skills and Junior is now going to try it out.
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Kitty: "This is sure a fun challenge! Gaming on tennis in Wii Sports is something for me to use in it!"
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Later on, "And Junior only got a measly score of 20." Chris announced as, "Small little inexperienced shrimp!" Gerry taunted. "Go home and cry to your dumb, absent-minded daddy!" Pete taunted some more as Junior walked away ignoring them. "Homie, these old people never learn!" Carrie exclaimed. "Yeah! The way they talk is rude and full of trash!" Devin agreed to his girlfriend. "Not to mention their tennis outfits are plain icky and out of date." Tom added in to the conversation. As time passes by for a few minutes, "We are almost done here! 4 more contestants remain to serve the challenge! Currently, the scores are 514, 389, 427, 606. And now, time for a bonus! The ultimate knockout service!" Chris announced. "Here are the remaining 4 contestants that were also the last in their respective teams to do the challenge! Izzy, Jo, Lightning and Max. Get ready to be served with pain and torment!" The 4 contestants were surprised by this. "Can I play with the weapon?"
"No Izzy! No is a no!" Chris shouted firmly as, "These weapons of mass destruction are pure evil and I love it!" Max exclaimed in obsession. Behind him, "Now Lightning's ready to sha-shine!"
"Oh yeah stupid? I've been saving my strength for this!"
"Ha! Same thing but you're still going down!"
"We'll see about that!" After that, all got ready as, "In this bonus challenge, the 4 of you will have to serve as much as you can. Same thing as always, get hit, out you go. However, the good news is time limit is extended so that means you can rack up extra points to catch up and surpass the other high scores." Chris briefed them. "Oh great. No bad news..." Max mumbled. "Oh, thanks for the reminder Max." All gasped and glared at him. "The bad news is, coaches switch from level 1 to level 3!" Chris ordered. The tennis rivals checked the weapon systems and found a switch and cranked it up to level 3. Mary then realized something. "My calculations tell me that-"
"The higher the level, the faster the rate of fire." Cameron and Ellody finished it together and, they turned and glared at each other. "Oh great..." Mary shook her head upon seeing this growing rivalry. (Has it been growing the whole time? Hmmm...)
Soon enough, the 4 contestants holding racquets got ready as the turrets took aim. "Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!" The tennis rivals laughed as Chris blew the whistle. Barrages of tennis balls were shot out as, "SERVE OF DOOM!" Max shouted as he served as huge load of 50 balls. "You see, evil shall triumph and-"
"BAM! BAM! BAM!"
"Max is served back and out!" Chris announced as a ball zipped past him and another nearly hit his face. "WATCH IT!" He shouted as, "This is so much fun!" A crazed Izzy enjoyed it as she appeared to be swinging her body left and right while serving some balls. Whil she's doing, "Lightning's got this!" Lightning dodged and served a few balls until, "Move aside!" Jo shoved him aside and swat a few balls and another 3 more but Lightning pushed her off and in response, Jo kicked his leg and Lightning got back at her by ramming her off. "Hey! Stop the brawling and serve some green spheres!" MacArthur called out to Jo. "Lightning! Win the gold! Not silver or even bronze!" Josee shouted but they turned a deaf ear and continued fighting while serving. One of the balls got served by Lightning but it was served towards Izzy! "THOK!"
"Ha...ha...ha..." Izzy then fainted as only Lightning and Jo remained as they glared at each toehr while pushing and shoving their way to serve the tennis balls. "30 seconds left." Chris announced but still, "Dudes, they're like waging war on each other!" Brody exclaimed. "Yeah! This is endless!" Shawn agreed to this as back there...
"Out of my way!" Jo shouted whacking Lightning aside. "No way! Get out of this court weakling boy!"
"Boy? I'm a boy!? You have forgotten that I am a girl! That's it!" Jo threw her racquet at Lightning's face and lunged at him. They wrestled on the ground while the tennis balls flew past them. "10 seconds left!" Chris announced. "We lost." said Ennui. Loki nodded in agreement as 5 seconds remain. Seeing this, Lightning got Jo off and served a few more balls until, "Here's something to keep you active and alert!" Jo made her move. "ZIP!"
"EEEEEEEK!" Jen and Kitty shrieked as, "For crying out loud! Pull your shorts up!" Taylor shouted covering her face. "Lightning's got problem?"
"Look down and see for yourself!" Bridgette suggested while covering her face. Lightning looked down and, "Oops." He covered himself at the bottom and walked away as Jo laughed at him. "Okay campers. I've tallied the final total scores and here they are! Right at the scoreboard!" All looked to see that the mammoths scored 585 balls, the tortoises scored 418 balls, the wolves scored 435 balls and the ravens scored 656 balls! "We won! We won!" Ryan cheered carrying Noah and Ezekiel up in the air using his strong arms. Carrie, Devin and Junior shared a hug and Stephanie wanted to hi-5 Heather but she turned her back away from her for a moment in a uncaring manner but after a few seconds, sighed and gave Stephanie what she wanted.
Back at the court, Lightning and Jo are still arguing. "I beat you at my own sha-game! So you lost!"
"You played dirty by throwing me out!"
"Sha-what? You're also doing the same thing!" As they argued on, their teammates shook their heads as, "I shall see which one from any of your team goes home tonight. In other words, both the tortoises and the wolves will have to be at the elimination ceremony." Chris then turned to the ravens. "Since your team won, my coaches will give you these as tokens of sportsmanship." Gerry and Pete arrived with some interns carrying some bags. "Inside are premium items. Tennis racquets, tennis balls, gloves and finally, shades to block your eyes from the sun." Gerry explained. The ravens accepted the rewards though secretly, "I'll keep the shades but give the stuff to my cousin." said Noah. "I was gonna do the same thing..." Heather told him. After that, "Hey Chris. You have time. The monthly tennis club meeting is soon. Wanna join us?" Pete asked him. "Thanks but I got a show to work on and enjoy being miserable to the campers. Maybe next month."
"Very well. See you again." Chris had Chef take Gerry and Pete back as they got into the helicopter and it hovered away. "Such good old times I had with them." Chris smiled to himself taking out a photo of himself as a young adult and his coaches who are adults and they wearing tennis attire and before anything else can happen, Chris turned to the camera and blocked it with his hand.
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The tortoises and wolves gathered around as already, "Here on this plate are 30 marshmallows. And they will be given away to...Leshawna, Beth and Eva." The girls got their marshmallows. "Jacques, Josee, Gwen, Ennui." Each of them got their marshmallows as Dawn, Kitty, Duncan, Scott, Mike, Cameron, Anne Maria and Mary got theirs. "Courtney, Trent, Harold." Trent and Harold fist bump as their marshmallows landed on their lap as Jasmine, Shawn, Sammy, Cody, Dave and Brody got theirs. "MacArthur, Rock and Spud." The rockers rocked and MacArthur fist bump them both as they caught their treat in time. :And don't forget Taylor and Tyler!" It pleased them that they are safe for now. Only Lightning and Jo remain. "The votes have been decided but we shall see which team hates their companion more. So, the final marshmallow goes to..." Lightning and Jo confidentally waited...
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"Lightning."
"Sha-safe!" Lightning cheered as, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't lose to this loser jock!" Jo complained. "Ha! Lightning wins you again! Ha! Now what can I say, double humiliation from season 4 and now!" Lightning cheered.
All of a sudden, "Oh I almost forgot. Now that this word was mentioned, this episode...
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"Is a double elimination round! Lightning, you're out for the count!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" Lightning was speechless as Chris consumed the last marshmallow. "You were saying?" Jo taunted at Lightning. "Ya know what? My team still sha-beat your team thanks to you lousy sha-swings!"
"Your team still lost because of your poor performance!"
"Who cares! My team scored more than you!"
"But still-"
"CLICK!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The sound of the Trapdoor of Shame and falling eliminated contestants satisfied Chris as Chef closed it. "If nothing else to do, go and rest for the night and see you in the morning." Chris then dismissed the campers as, "We hope this episode has served you well. Service that consists of drama and action. Therefore, we'll see you next time. On...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Elimination Order
62th: Lightning
63th: Jo
64th: DJ
65th: Miles
66th/67th: Mickey and Jay
68th: Sam
69th: Amy
70th: Sierra
71th: Laurie
72th: Leonard
73th: Tammy
74th: Rodney
75th: Ella
76th: B
77th: Katie
78th: Sadie
79th: Blaineley
80th: Staci
Competitive and surprising. The elimination is like in the RR episode where in Australia, 2 teams were booted. Also, bringing in the tennis rivals was used as long history with Chris. Interesting isn't it? And sorry to those who are fans of these 2 athletic people. Okay, I'll see to the next chapter then.
