"Previously on Total Drama, me and my old friends who are the father of Junior and the mother of Taylor judged the teams's respective contestants that got talent in the fashion shows and runaways. It was fun especially when all the guys get to see Lindsay fully bare! Ha! Ha! Ha! So many got slapped or bashed and I don't know how it happened but no to nudity in this challenge and feeling rejected, Heather got the team to vote the male blogger Tom off all because of one rip-off that easily pissed her off. Seriously, everyone disses each other and how can she not take it lightly? Killjoy!"
(It cuts to Chris relaxing on a beach chair and drinking a glass of iced lemon tea)
Chris: "I sure need this relaxation! Anyway, prepare yourselves! This is where many will probably waste their lives I think. Oh well, let the fun begin on...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Chapter 21: Castle Battle
The next day, the campers are in the dining hall as usual for breakfast. And it begins with the villain alliance. "I am most surprised you caused your team to lose." Josee spoke to Heather. "Is there a problem?" Heather asked. "Well...let's just say we should focus on the bigger players. The shrimps can be set aside for a while until this alliance put the big shots out of the show and then, we'll deal with the shrimps." Josee replied. "But in some case, the shrimps can evolve into the big players who knows? My advice for you only." Alejandro replied. Josee then thought of it. "Very well. You all have my permission to eliminate the shrimps if necessary. However, if ever we have to deal with the big shots, we do it as an alliance." All agreed to the ice dancer's words and she ended the meeting and they ate together.
Now breakfast is in progress as some of the campers are queuing for a bite. Today Chef is serving scrambled eggs with bacon and sausages. Right now Ezekiel just got his and sat on one of the tables by himself. "Yo it's like that one time my mom cooked something like this. Dee-lish yo!" He thought to himself when, "Is this seat taken?" He gasped at the sight of Dawn with her breakfast. "Uh...no?" He replied. "Most pleased." She then sat across him as they stared at each other for a few seconds. Then, "So...how do we start this?" Ezekiel asked.
At another table, "Hey is it just me or home school and moonchild are enjoying each other's company?" Noah asked his peers. "Oh yes Nolan! He started staring at her ever since she sang beautifully in chapter 6! I think..." Lindsay replied. "Uh, it's actually chapter 5." Tyler corrected her. "And why did the 2 of you break the 4th wall?" Emma asked leaving them stunned.
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Lindsay: "I don't know what Irma is talking about but this came into my mind. What's the difference between a chapter and an episode?"
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"I think we should help these 2 get together." said Bridgette. "Yeah! I know some good tips!" said Geoff. "I don't know...but I feel like your 'tips' may result in how the 2 of you behaved like pre-virgin rabbits." said Noah. "What? They had sex?" Lindsay asked. "What? NO!" Bridgette and Geoff replied feeling red as the boys snickered.
At one table, the goths and Loki are having their breakfast, while Kitty, Taylor, Trent, Beth, Justin, Courtney, Rock, Spud, Harold, Cameron and Ellody are still queuing for their meal. Eva is next in line as she made a request. "Can I have an extra bacon and sausage please?" She asked. Chef stared at her for a moment. She stared at him for a moment. The rest in line stared at the scene. "If I say no, you'll punch my face dead centre and square." Chef then granted her request. "Very predictable." Eva replied as she went to sit and the queue moves on.
Just then, "Attention campers! Around 9:30am, Chef will drive in a double decker bus and drive you all to today's challenge! That's all!" Chris's voice announced as, "Sweet! Is it gonna be a party bus?" Brody asked. "Will there be snacks?" Owen asked. "None of the above! Done!" Chris' voice announced and ended.
So around that time exactly, Chef drove in an air-conditioned doubl decker as all scrambled and pushed their way in. Owen is the last and he had difficulty going in until Tyler kicked him in. Once all are in, the bus drove off. Inside at the upper deck, "Hey guys! Dawn is expecting to go up! We occupy our seats but leave Zeke be!" Geoff whispered to those on the deck. All got the message and, "I think she's coming!" Kitty reported and all lay on the seats or sat in a punk or gangster way as Dawn arrived and looked around. Soon enough, she did sit with Ezekiel and they smiled for they're in the front while those behind gave each other thumbs up.
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Mike: The upper deck appears to be quiet."
Zoey: "I know right?" (She's sitting on Mike's lap as they shared a laugh)
Mike: "First time to makeout in a confessional." (And they did)
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The ride was short and once it stopped, all disembarked and looked around. "Wicked! I see 4 stone fortresses with our team flags!" Harold noticed as the bus drove off to park and Chris appeared. "Nice to see you all. Today's challenge will be another medieval themed type with more fun and pain and possibly death." All cringed as the briefing began. "All 4 teams will clash in a battle where everybody fights the crap out of each other."
"Bingo! I can't wait to execute this dweeb!" said Duncan as he kicked Harold's biscuits followed by Scott who poured water in his pants and Max spat on his face. The trio laughed and hi-5 each other.
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Harold: "Gosh! The terrible trio are really the 3 biggest idiots in my life!"
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"To win the challenge, teams must breach each other's fortresses and go to the flagpole. There, press the button and the team flag raised on top will be burnt with fire as a signal that the team is conquered. Whichever team survives and keeps their flag in one piece wins and even if your fortress is conquered, you can still give payback to the others. Also, today's challenge is a double team elimination round so good luck!"
"One question Chris, how will we fight each other?" MacArthur asked. "I can't wait to shatter this freezer breath's bronze medal face!"
"And I can't wait to dissect your eyeballs and cut off your tongue!" Josee retaliated as all cringed. "Overboard Josee..." Jacques exclaimed. "Relax everyone, inside your respective fortresses are the weapons and each of the team are issued with a medieval type siege machine. And it varies to whoever wins yesterday's challenge." Chris explained. "I see now. The winning team gets the most powerful weapons and the losing team gets the crude ones." said Alejandro. "Good call. Alright, you have 15 minutes to plan your attack. Go inside your fortresses and I'll open the gates for you." Chris took out a controller and pressed a button. The gates were opened and all made their way into their respective turfs.
The mammoths just entered theirs and, "Wow! A catapult with rocks! I call dibs!" Izzy went to the machine and studied it as, "It appears to be the one used as the Hurl of Shame back at season 4 but it also appears to be...modified. Not to mention since our team won yesterday's challenge." said Dakota as Topher turned to his left and, "Look at this!" All could see leech guns in a crate. "Ah yes. I remember using this but my legs were still crippled back at season 5." Alejandro then ordered Topher to hand everyone the weapon. "So this thing fires leeches?" Emma asked when she accidentally pulled the trigger. A barrage of leeches were fired and one of them land on Justin's roots. "Bummer." He groaned as, "Alright Izzy, pick someone to man the catapult with you." Geoff told her. "Owen!" She called out as, "Yes!" The big guy went to her as he tried to lift a rock and then, he placed it on the catapult. "Normally, loading a catapult only takes 5 seconds if 2 people regardless of weight do the loading." Scarlett explained. "Okay I'll assist." Chet went over there and, "Good. The rest of us, lock and load." said Emma as she readied her weapon. "To me, carne asada!" said Alejandro and he's proud of his language.
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Emma: "I have never used a gun before so I think it'll be easy as long as the whole team can hit their targets without misses I hope."
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Izzy: "Using a catapult was one of my life goals! Can't wait to rain destruction! E-Scope style!"
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The tortoises entered their fortress and, "Oh come on!" Duncan whined at the sight of a ballista and slingshots. "Hey, there's a crate full of balloons!" Scott pointed out as all gathered to take a look. Ennui picked one and, "All of them have surprises."
"And I used them before. I think if I remember, we popped them on each other big time." said Dave. "Nice. I bet they have something inside so deadly I can wait to nail them all!" MacArthur stated. "Alright, who's gonna man that big crossbow or whatsoever?"
The wolves are now inside as, "A siege tower! Perfect! Even thought it's not so huge though." said Cameron. "How many of us can go inside?" Anne Maria asked. "Many." He replied as he looked at the tower. "Eva, you think you can push this thing?"
"Yes. And I'll have Tyler and Shawn push it with me." She replied. "Well said. And we got some good toys to play with." Josee is holding 2 paintball guns. "Wicked! I haven't used this since we went deer hunting back then." Harold recalled as the whole team armed themselves. Only Josee has 2 weapons. "Okay, the strong ones push the siege tower and the rest wait inside."
"What about the fortress?" Courtney asked. "Oh right. You stay here and we all go." Josee replied. "WHAT? Are you crazy?! How do you expect me to defend this stonewall structure myself?!" Courtney whined about. "Don't ask me. After all, you said it yourself that you're a CIT." Josee replied smirking as all entered the siege tower while Eva, Tyler and Shawn got ready.
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Josee: "That felt really satisfying! It's like as if I won a gold medal for dissing a person!"
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And finally for the ravens, "So this is what we get for losing yesterday's challenge! Ugh!" Stephanie is not pleased for all they got are swords, shields, axes, bows and arrows. And not to mention a battering ram. "Ah no big deal. I'm strong enough to batten down the hatches." said Ryan as he lifted the ram with ease. "It's not a pirate themed challenge. Remember that bodybuilder." Noah reminded him. "Gee...I've got a feeling I probably should not have cost my team's loss in the previous challenge..." Heather thought as, "Okay, who's got a plan?"
"Easy. 2 people shoot arrows from the fortress and the rest of us will go to battle. The battering ram is mine and all of you make sure you have a shield with you. Now, who wants to go on the defensive?" Ryan asked and took charge. "I'll go!" said Zoey. "Same yo!" Ezekiel volunteered as they grabbed the archery equipment and got on the walls.
Near the challenge zone is a watchtower and Chris and Chef are on it eating cookies and drinking milk. "Alright campers, are you ready for an all-out-war? In 5 seconds, I'll lower all the gates!" From the fortresses, all got ready as, "5!"
"4!"
"3!"
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"BEGIN!"
Chris then pressed the button of the controller and the gates are opened.
"Attack!" Alejandro shouted.
"Wreck 'em all!" Duncan shouted.
"PUSH FOR THE GOLD!" Josee shouted.
"No prisoners!" Heather shouted.
All 4 teams charged at each other as those with the guns fired at will. Slugs were shot out as the mammoths focused their attack on the tortoises, "Damn it! We got the disadvantage!" MacArthur complained as she dodged a slug that landed on Jacques' kiwis. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed waving his arms frantically as far from them, "Push harder and faster! Especially you Eva! You're the strongest in our team so push!" Josee ordered from inside. "Grrr...the only problem is that with most of our team inside, it's a lot heavier!" She thought as she struggled and likewise, Tyler and Shawn.
Meanwhile, "Shields!" Sanders called out as the ravens used their shields to form a wall as balloons were hurled but were blocked. "Evil shall prevail!" Max then broke off and, "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!" He appears to have his sword covered in flames!
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Max: "Behold! I have empowered the sword with pure evil!" (He raised it up only to light the confessional in fire) "Crap! I'm outta here!"
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Max charged to attack only to get a balloon splat his face and inside is purple jelly. His flaming sword landed in the centre of the field as the mammoths and tortoises exchanged fire. "PRANG! PRANG!"
"What was that?" Jen asked when, "Our fortress!" All the mammoths can see large, wooden arrows hitting the wall as from the tortoise' fortress. Ennui and Gwen loaded 2 arrows on the ballista and, "Fire Loki." Ennui ordered. The rabbit nodded and pulled the switch. "PRANG! PRANG!" The arrows now hit the wolves' fortress as Courtney stumbled down the wall. "Ugh...being a one woman army is not cool!" She then looked at her paintball gun. "A scope? Back then no one used it in the paintball deer hunting challenge ." She then took aim. "Wow! I can see almost everyone in my sight!" She smiled opened fired.
On the battle, "SPLAT! SPLAT!"
"Ugh! My clothes!" Dakota exclaimed. "My sunglasses!" Jen exclaimed as Sky ducked. "It's coming from the wolves' fortress!" She pointed out as Courtney continued sniping.
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Courtney: "My dad was a sniper in the military. I often see him clean his weapon at home and often took the time to learn how it's used. Pays to learn something useful! Wait, how come the shelter looks burnt up?!"
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Meanwhile, "Why are you people so slow?! Especially you Eva! Pick up the pace you ill-tempered gorilla!" Josee scolded her. "Shut up!" She replied when, "Wait! I got an idea!" Tyler then stopped pushing and used his fingers! This time, "The siege tower is moving a bit faster but still at a slow pace." Cameron told the team. "And we still haven't engaged the other teams." said Kitty. "Anway, selfie time!" Those inside the siege tower smiled as Kitty took a selfie.
At the same time, "Fire!" Izzy had the catapult running as she pulled the switch. A boulder was launched and, "Scatter!" Zoey called out as the ravens scattered avoiding the attack. Back there, "That was fun! Load another one!" Izzy ordered as Owen and Chet placed a large rock on the siege weapon and Izzy pulled the switch.
From the watchtower, "Man, those kids are really going head on one another." said Chef. "I know. The real fun will begin soon. I hope." said Chris as he and Chef had a toast from their glasses of milk.
Back at the battlefield, "Alright everyone! We're up close and personal so attack!" Stephanie ordered as the ravens charged. The mammoths and tortoises seeing this turned their attention to them when suddenly, "TWANG! TWANG!"
"My weapon!" Topher exclaimed and a few more arrows zipped past the mammoths and the tortoises as from the raven's fortress, "Nice moves Zeke!" Zoey commented. "Yeah yo! Same goes for you! No wonder your boyfriend mentioned you went commando style or something yo!" Ezekiel commented back as they loaded their bows and fired at will.
And back to those on the battlefield, "Oh crap! We're out of ammo!" Lorenzo exclaimed. "Fine. We're just gonna have to fight our opponents with our own hands! Take down all the punietas!" Alejandro ordered as he threw aside his leech gun and the mammoths all charged. "Perfect! I wanna wreck those fools with my own hands!" said Duncan. "Yeah! Let's nail them all!" said MacArthur as the tortoises tossed their slingshots and balloons and charged also.
As for Izzy, "Keep loading and firing!" She ordered as Owen and Chet loaded more rocks and Izzy pulled the switch. 3 rocks were hurled and one of them hit the raven's fortress. "Close call!" Zoey exclaimed as the rock only scratched the corner. Another rock was hurled and it landed near the siege tower. "Whoa. Look guys." Shawn pointed at the scene as Eva and Tyler looked.
Yup, everyone has gone crazy enough to attack each other. Leshawna and Stepahnie are wrestling Heather together, Justin has wooed some girls with his handsomeness until Brody sneaked behind and hit him with his shield, Alejandro is trying to strangle Noah until Cody lunged at him and both boys attacked the arch villain, MacArthur is beating up Jacques, Crimson karate chopped Geoff on his neck, Bridgette kicked Rock on his kiwis and finally, Duncan, Scott and Max are bullying Beardo for their own amusement while he beatboxed the punch and kick sound effects based on how he got attacked. "This is getting out of hand! Which team will get wrecked? And will all of us survive today's challenge?" Topher commentated until Sanders kicked him down.
From the watchtower, Chris and Chef laughed nonstop. "Oh man! Everyone has gone nuts and waged war in any way! My kind of drama and the ratings will soon become top dog!" Chris cheered as they laughed some more for right now, Mike got his butt poked by a sword wielded by a confused Lindsay. "OW!" He yelped. "Oh...it's really sharp!" Lindsay exclaimed and she threw her sword at Sky who ducked it. "Yikes! And to think she actually does use her brain!" She thought as she blocked Carrie and Devin's attacks.
Near the fight, only Junior and Spud did not participate. "This...is getting out of hand." Junior stated. "I guess so..." Spud agreed. "You wanna sit this one out?" Junior asked. "Yeah that's probably a good idea." Spud replied as they watched. At the same time, "We're out of rocks!" Chet exclaimed. "Man, the last one did destroy something." said Owen as it cuts to Gwen and Ennui looking at the destroyed ballista that had a rock crushed onto it. Loki is also there in his owner's shirt.
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Ennui: "Bummer." (He then noticed the burnt shelter) "Double bummer."
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"Well, I think I know how I can get extra premium ammo." Izzy then left the fortress leaving her peers confused and while this was going on, the wolves are still far behind as already, they're only halfway to the raven's fortress as Zoey and Ezekiel fired arrows at the tower. Observing all this, Sanders had an idea as back to the tower, "Ugh! You guys aren't taking this seriously! Especially you Eva! I guess I was wrong about you because in the end, you're nothing but a weakling!" Josee insulted and Eva had had it. "THAT DOES IT! YOU EXPECT SO MUCH FROM ME! HERE THEN!" She kicked the siege tower and somehow, it rolled fast and, "CRASH!"
Ouch but never mind, Ezekiel and Zoey were able to avoid the crash and those inside too came out. "We're out in the open! Attack!" Josee ordered as she fired paintballs on the 2 ravens while Taylor and Harold fired their weapons at Junior and Spud respectively when, "Uh guys? Why is the flag in our fortress burning?" Cameron pointed out and all were shocked as back there, Courtney was out for the count as Sanders cheered to herself. "Oh come on!" Jasmine exclaimed and accidentally fired her paintball gun on Dawn. "Sorry mate!"
At the same time, "Izzy! Where did you get all these explosives?!" A shocked Chet asked in shock as she loaded them all and, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" She pulled the switch and the catapult hurled the pile scattering them all.
"Hey! I did not utilize explosives in this challenge!" Chris exclaimed when explosions rocked the area as all stopped fighting and got onto the ground. Some of them did destroy part of the fortress and one explosion can be heard in camp as Chef checked it with his binoculars. "AHHHHHHH! MY CABIN!?" He yelled in horror as he looked at the battlefield and caught sight of a laughing Izzy still holding onto one of the explosives. "I found the source Chris."
Once the explosions died down, "Now's my chance!" Ryan charged to the mammoths' fortress and the battering ram he's holding broke the gate. "WE SURRENDER!" Owen and Chet declared knowing that they can't subdue a muscular person like him as Ryan went to their flagpole and pressed the button as the flag burned up on fire. Izzy is still laughing over her action though.
"2 flags burning! Which fortress will be the last one standing?" Chris announced and he got his answer when the raven's flag burn with fire. "We may have lost first but at least we can still conquer this stronghold despite being in last place!" said Josee as Chef blew the whistle ending the challenge.
Now everyone is gathered as Chris briefed everyone. "My day is so bright for I never thought many of you will go beyond the line to have fun and smash each other up! Truly and totally dramatic!" He began and laughed. After that, "Only the tortoise' fortress remains standing with their flag so thus, they won the challenge." He briefed. "Yes! We nailed it!" MacArthur cheered as the whole team cheered with her. "Your reward will be a supply of pizza from some random pizza place. It's in the dining hall and Chef will give you the reward. Ravens, you got second place and 2 of them flew and conquered the other 2 fortresses but no rewards." The ravens groaned at this. "And finally, Izzy how did you get your hands on the supply of explosives?"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! I just wanna go explosivo as a last resort to help my team!" She replied as her teammates stared at her in disbelief. "No matter, mammoths and wolves, elimination ceremony tonight." He then dismissed the contestants.
With the challenge over, all headed back to the double decker bus as Chef started the engine. Once all are seated down, he drove them back to camp. Now during the ride, Ezekiel and Dawn sat at the same spot as, "I really need to get the paintball stains off my clothes." She spoke. "I know right? Everyone really fought like predators eh?" He replied I agreement when, "Wait, the aura appears to be mixed around for some reason." Dawn then turned around only to see the rest just minding their own business. Ryan and Stephanie are making out and likewise, Bridgette and Geoff. Emma and Noah are chatting while Dakota is playing some mobile game with Lindsay and Tyler watching her from behind.
Shrugging it off, she faced the front as, "Eh, uh...tell me...how's life?" Ezekiel asked. "Well...let's say I find myself gifted in a unique way." Dawn began. "Besides the aura reading and the fact you vanish and reappear in unexpected timings eh?" Ezekiel asked. "I guess you can say that." She replied. "It's just people around me find me unusual in how mysterious I can be. Sure I know how to socialize but they just won't want to be...near a freak."
"Heh. I've gone through worst if you ask me. But that won't stop me from starting afresh." Ezekiel replied. "True. I was booted out early in season 4. Hope I can last here as long as possible." Dawn replied as they shared a smile. The bus ride back to camp was smooth especially when Dawn felt sleepy and rested her head on Ezekiel's. He just smiled and let it be.
So that night...
The mammoths and wolves are all gathered as Chris and Chef just showed up. "Sorry we're late. We need to discipline the interns for not putting in their efforts to fix the damage on Chef's cabin. Anyway, I got a bowl of marshmallows and when I call your name, you're safe. Tyler, Alejandro." He threw the marshmallows and they caught them. "Taylor, Mary, Chet, Lorenzo and Topher." They got their marshmallows followed by Geoff, Bridgette, Samey, Cameron and Anne Maria. "Up next is Jen, Shawn, Justin, Scarlett and Anne Maria." They got their marshmallows and after them, Jasmine, Beardo, Harold and Scarlett. "Dakota, Emma, Sky and Josee." He tossed out the marshmallows and after them, Dawn, Harold and Kitty got theirs. Owen, Eva, Courtney and Izzy are all that's left. "Owen and Izzy, both of you played with the catapult too much costing your team's loss." Chris stated. "But-"
"No buts Owen! And Courtney was flanked while defending the fortress followed by Eva who was pushed to the brink of anger and rampage that crashed the siege tower onto the raven's fortress. Good thing no one died." Chris chuckled as he looked at the bowl. "2 marshmallows left. Which of you will be the safe ones?"
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"Yes!" Courtney was relived as she and Owen took their marshmallows. On the other hand, "Darn it!" Eva was pissed as she glared at Josee. "If you had not berated me with insults during the challenge, our team could have won! Why I'm gonna make you sorry for ever-"
"CLICK!"
"DRAT!" Eva fell through the Trapdoor of Shame as Chef grabbed Izzy and she tried to break free. "Sheesh! I know I blew your cabin but you don't have to-" Too late as Chef threw her in the trapdoor as Chris laughed. "This show is getting wackier if you ask me!" He laughed as the rest just stared at him. "Well on the bright side, Eva's wrath didn't go dragon rage mode." said Anne Maria. "Agreed. Also, she never realized, she did better than before." said Tyler as the next scene moves to Chris as he faced the camera. "Well folks, no one died today. That's good! So therefore, you'll see how they'll fare in the next episode of..."
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Elimination Order
57th: Izzy
58th: Eva
59th: Tom
60th: Brick
61th: Sugar
62th: Lightning
63th: Jo
64th: DJ
65th: Miles
66th/67th: Mickey and Jay
68th: Sam
69th: Amy
70th: Sierra
71th: Laurie
72th: Leonard
73th: Tammy
74th: Rodney
75th: Ella
76th: B
77th: Katie
78th: Sadie
79th: Blaineley
80th: Staci
Recently I saw this promo pic of some silhouetted cast. I could have sworn I saw the shadows of Ennui, Crimson, Ryan, Max, Owen, Lindsay, Beth, Alejandro, Heather, Lightning, Harold and a few more unidentified. We may never know whether this is the cast for the new season or not because many can speculate different opinions. Oh well, next chapter coming soon...