"In the last episode on TDS, everyone is full of heat and did whatever they can do to demolish each other's castle. Some beat the crap out of each other and others power up siege machines for a quick victory. While psycho Izzy had fun with a catapult causing too much collateral damage even destroying camp property, angry and agitated Eva went into destructive mode sending a siege tower crashing onto a castle nearly causing severe injuries. Ouch and if you ask me, I'm satisfied that they were dropped out in a double team elimination."
(It cuts to Chris standing behind an airship)
Chris: "I've worked on land and sea challenges! Now in today's episode, it's gonna be on air! Ha! Ha! Get it? Hope you do because it's time to get started on...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Chapter 22: Dropping Down for the Count
It begins in a zeppelin. And inside, "Whoa...that is one big aircraft you got." said Carrie. "Bought it in another garage sale at the air force. It's better than the one where a certain mean queen attempted to steal the season 4 prize by hijacking it and throwing my gemmie awards out of it." Chris replied and he and Chef glared at Heahter. "Also, bubble boy crashed and stopped her for good."
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Heather: "Don't remind me..."
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Cameron: "The crash landing was very severe as far as I can remember. I also wish I can calculate how deep it went down into the ocean."
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Looking from the window, "Why is it so high from the ground?!" Owen panicked. "Dude, being in a zeppelin is different from being in a plane." Noah assured to him as Chris gathered everyone. "Alright, how many of you are ready to either get your bodies crippled or amputated? If you are ready, sign the form." Chris showed it to everyone but no answer. "Really? No one? Marvellous! I guess I have nothing to do with you all should anything happen." He then snickered to himself and then, faced the contestants. "Today's challenge is simply just skydive your way down to camp. First air-based challenge because most of the ones before this one are land and sea based."
"Skydiving? I know I shouldn't have signed the form." Trent sighed to himself as Rock placed his hand on his shoulder. "However, to make it challenging, you all need to take a selfie of yourself falling down to your doom if ever." Chris briefed. "Yay! Picture those perfect memories!" Kitty cheered. "I like your enthusiasm Kitty. So before we begin, all of you will be issued a parachute and a camera." Chris briefed on as Chef who's piloting the zeppellin turned to show everyone the gear.
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Geoff: "That camera is just like the one that we had in that race in Zimbawbe!"
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"In order to win the challenge, everyone must land in camp safety. Land or sea. I'm good with any and they must take at least one selfie while in the air and before they can open their parachutes. Now each of them have an indication device and when it glows green, you can open them but right now, they're all red. Also, you can have fun taking many pics with anyone from your team or from other teams after your own individual selfie. But, whoever from which team lands last, the team loses and sends him or her home tonight." Chris then ended the briefing as, "The challenge will begin in 10 minutes and don't worry, safety is our priority and we'll make sure we'll ensure it."
At the back of the zeppelin, "Whoa. These parachutes are new." said Ellody. "Agreed. Still, we need to ensure safety. I'd make sure to check every inch of myself if I were you." said Mary as the geniuses took one. "Nice. High quality. I guess we'll be safe." Trent told Gwen as they took theirs. The rest took one each followed by the camera.
Near the end of 10 minutes, Chris had the interns inspect the campers to ensure they wore the parachutes properly and tightened and have their cameras. Once done, one of them gave the thumbs up to Chris who nodded. "I never thought Chris would care for our safety." Gwen told Trent. "I know. Before, most challenges aren't safe and I dropped down ground zero one time." Trent recalled as they laughed. "So close yet so far. If only Owen did not use the bed to sleep on." Gwen replied and they laughed again.
While this was happening, "Chris! Are you sure the parachutes are safe to use?" Courtney asked. "Sheesh. CIT sure has her doubts." Max whispered to Duncan and Scott and they agreed with him. "I already had the interns inspect you and yet you still doubt it?" Chris asked. "Oh my...she's pathetic." Josee told Chris. "Agreed." The host laughed angering her.
And then, "Okay everyone! Chef's gonna open the Bombay doors! This is where all of you will drop out and do the challenge! Own target own timing!" Chris called out. "In other words, the challenge begins and you can take the time to get yourself ready for the drop!" Chef called out.
Everyone got the message as they looked down. "AHHHH! Too high! Save me! I want my mommy!" Owen panicked. "Whatever you do, do not eat your parachute!" Dave reminded him. "Alright now, who's going first?" Courtney asked. No answer. "Why not you first." Gwen asked. "No! I'm not ready yet!" She replied as a minute had passed and no one still made their move. "Boring..." Chris groaned when, "Yo, yo, yo! Rocket Ravens hear me out yo! Our team name came from this bird cause they fly sky high eh! We gotta be like them! Have tha guts to fly down, drop, snap pics and land on our feet yo! Because Zeke's got this and so do you all yo!" Ezekiel then ended his rap and the next it happened, "Zeke's taking fllllight!"
Everyone gasped as Ezekiel took the jump. "He's right regarding our team name! And I won't back down!" Junior went next. "C'mon ravens! We'll gonna own this challenge and show the others we're ravens and not chickens!" Stephanie cheered as she pushed Heather down while Ryan grabbed Max and threw him down. "EVIL SHALL CURSE YOU 2!" He yelled while flying down. After that, the daters jumped followed Crimson, Zoey and Lindsay who lost her footing and fell. "I'm flying like a raven!" She called out as, "See you at camp big guy. Dave will probably stick with you for a while." Noah then jumped followed by Sanders and Ellody. "Ready homie?" Devin asked Carrie. "Together!" She replied and they jumped out together.
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Trent: "For once, Zeke was motivating!"
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MacArthur: "Man that homeschool dude's got game and rap!"
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"Hustle up tortoises! Although the animal can't fly, it can swim on sea and crawl on land! So I say we make our move and do our best to land at the waters or on the camp grounds! One thing's for sure, tortoises survive long! Let's nail it!" And with that, MacArthur jumped down first. "Alright MacArthur! She rocks!" Brody cheered and jumped down followed by Cody and Mike. "Yeah! That sista cop sure knows her game well!" Leshawna exclaimed as she jumped. "We'll jump together and take selfies together." Trent told Gwen. "S-Sure." Gwen replied hiding her blush as the 2 held hands and jumped together. "Nice." said Ennui. Loki nodded as his owner dropped out of the zeppelin with no reaction. "Well since my team's moving, you're on your own big guy." Dave told Owen as he checked himself first and jumped. "Let's catch up with Max and take selfies with him!" Scott told Duncan. "Triple D making their move!" The delinquent agreed as they jumped. "C'mon Spud! Jump!" Rock told his partner who was stoning so, "Jacques, help me give him a push!"
"Coming!" They finally pushed him but no reaction due to his delay condition. As Rock jumped, "Alright! I'm the last and I'll-YIKES!" Jacques lost his balance and fell. "2 teams have jumped and the rest of you better make your move or Chef will the work for you." Chris called as Chef unveiled tasers for the stinging. "Wait, you said we can take our time to get ready!" Cameron exclaimed. "Oh right. We actually lied!" Chris revealed as Chef activated the tasers.
All immediately jumped though Chet and Harold knocked each other on their heads but they're still fine. "Will all of us drop down alive? What kind of selfies will we take?" Topher commentated when, "Topher I got a shotgun loaded and ready if you dare-" Chris doesn't need to finish his sentence because. "Hair, check! Posing, check! Okay, see you at camp!" He drop on his back and he's one of the several people who did that kind of drop. And Mary is still on the zeppelin doing one last check through. "A few more minutes..." She thought as she checked her items a bit. "It's been 3 minutes since the challenge begin and she's still doing this?!" Chef exclaimed to a bewildered Chris.
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Mary: "I have to be very cautious. That's the trait I got from my scientific parents. They worked at this research facility which is classified and they always taught me to do the checks to ensure preparations at any scenarios."
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Owen: "SOMEONE SAVE ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE AND I STILL HAVE PLACES TO GO IN THE FUTURE TO SATISFY MY TUMMY!"
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At last, Mary finished one last check through and jumped. "About time..." Chris exclaimed as he and Chef remained in the zeppelin.
In the sky...
"Woo-hoo!" Ezekiel cheered since he's the first to jump when, "Surprise."
"DAWN!? How do you-!?"
"Hee! Hee!" She giggled as she took her own selfie. "Hi guys!" Shawn surprisingly joined in as he took his selfie and another with Ezekiel. "Eh now that you did it..." He then took his own selfie and 2 with Shawn first and then Dawn. "Easiest challenge ever!" Shawn cheered as above then, many took individual selfies with smiles, laughter, cool faces and funny faces. Lindsay took her selfie and was joined by Beth as they laughed with pictures. Kitty took plenty of pictures of her friends and even took selfies of herself and some that drop by with her. Jacques and Josee posed Olympic style and took selfies keeping their smiles all the way. The Triple D even met up in mid air as first, they took their own individual selfies and after that, a bunch of funny ones revolving around them.
But back in the zeppelin, "They think the challenge is too easy and simple but not unless I bombard them with this big surprise!" Chris chuckled evilly as he looked behind. On the Bombay doors are tons of objects and furniture as Chef placed a toilet seat on the top. "Payload's ready for the drop!"
"Perfect. Deliver all the packages of death and destruction at your will." Chris gave the order as Chef went to the controls and pressed the button.
And down there while everyone's enjoying the friendly skies, "Hey! Look up!" Scott was the first to notice as he, Duncan and Max looked up to see, "GAH! Meteor shower!" Max shouted. "No! It's some trick that Chris did not warn us about! It's not even told that it's part of the challenge!" Duncan realized as already, many looked up to see the various objects and furniture raining down to them. Small objects like vases, bowling balls, umbrellas, guitars, violins, chairs, trophies etc drop fast. Medium objects like TVs, tables, shelves, motorcyles, bicycles, etc drop faster. But large objects like couches, pianos, bookshelves, refrigerators, etc fall the fastest!
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Mary: "I have calculated through my mind that it's expected to happen. During my own check through which was worth it, I saw Chef order the interns harshly to move all the objects. Indeed this zeppelin is big enough to have all this cargo."
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Everyone screamed as the sky is full of people and objects. "Ooh! Gold trophy!" Josee took one and had selfie with it. Jacques also took one and did the same thing and then, "Silver trophy?" Josee noticed. Taking it, "Eat silver cadets!" She threw the trophy hitting MacArthur. "Ow! Quit it you bronzors!"
"3 words. We don't care!" Jacques grabbed a bronze trophy and threw it hitting Sanders. "Fire at will?"
"That's right!" The cadets grabbed any falling object near them and they exchanged fire with the ice dancers. "This is insane!" Tyler exclaimed when, "KONG!" A bowling ball landed on his back and near him, Sky grabbed onto a table and acrobatically used it by standing on it and taking another dive from it to go down faster. And Bridgette and Geoff are making out while skydiving despite the many perilous dangers dropping pass them. Carrie, Devin and Junior stick together and the goths just feel emotionless even when a rubix cube hit Ennui's head, he felt nothing.
Some however made use of them. "A piano! On me!" Duncan called out to his buddies as he grabbed onto it. Scott and Max too grabbed it and, "Now cling as long as you can until the green light is on!" He told them. "Smart move!" said Scott. "The bonds between the Triple D will triumph with evil!" Max declared and a baseball hit his head. "OW!"
Ryan is seen punching some objects that may hit him while his girl clung to his body. The stepbrothers and rockers appeared to have met up and caught some video game instruments and started jamming and rocking while skydiving. And Owen being the big guy is falling a lot faster than his peers while shrieking.
As time passes by, "PING! PING! PING! PING! PING!"
"Ah...we can finally activate the parachutes! Not to mention we are near camp!" Dawn pointed out. "Alright! LZ's hot and we're gonna cool it down yo!" Ezekiel cheered as he and Shawn fist bump and they all opened their parachutes.
Above them, all heard the indication device go green so many opened their parachutes with the exception of one. "Still hanging onto this opened umbrella which I caught so far...and through my calculations, I'll open my parachute soon. Safety precautions." Mary thought with confidence and she's still high above her peers. "Oh I almost forgot." She took her camera out and pictured her individual selfie.
On the island...
"I told you the teleportation chambers in the zeppelin works." Chris told Chef. "No wonder you have another one here linked with the one on the aircraft. Impressive brotha." Chef replied as Chris looked up to see Ezekiel land first followed by Shawn and Dawn. "Ezekiel. Congrats for landing first and in one piece." Chris congratulated as he handed the host his camera. "Nice selfies." He exclaimed as he checked Shawn and Dawn's cameras. Perfect pictures.
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Ezekiel: "Yo, yo, yo! I won first for my team and now I got first place! This show really is something eh!"
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Shortly thereafter, Jacques and Josee landed gracefully as they posed with their cameras tossed to Chris. "What the...every photo has their smile!" Chris noticed as the ice dancers continued waving to the camera until the cadets landed next as they detach off their parachutes and kicked the ice dancers off. After them, Crimson and Ennui landed next and at the waters, Trent and Gwen landed there. "Well that could have been worse." said Gwen as they swam to the shore. Noah soon landed on water too followed by Dave. "Hey...why is there a big shadow blocking us?" He asked when, "Oh no..." Noah realized and, "SPLOOSH!"
Many laughed at the unfortunate sight as some went to drag Noah and Dave leaving Owen to continue panicking and splashing in the water.
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Beth: "Owen's been shrieking hysterically throughout the skydive."
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Ellody: "The loudness of the shrieking could mean that the frequency and wavelength of sound waves and energy is high."
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Mike and Zoey soon landed and likewise, Carrie, Devin and Junior. "Yeah! Who's ready for round 2!" Junior cheered. "Uh, another time." Carrie replied as Devin handed their cameras including his to Chris. "As of now, most of the ravens have landed in camp safely." said Chris as it cuts to Heather releasing her parachute and ended up plunging into the water followed by the daters that landed in camp and Ryan caught Lindsay helping her to the ground while Beth touched ground safely by herself. "Thanks Ray!" Lindsay thanked him. "Uh, it's Ryan." He corrected her as all gathered and, "Only Max isn't here." Sanders noticed. "Where is that purple villainous midget?" Stephanie asked when, "CRASH!"
All looked to see a wrecked piano and 3 bodies on it. "Ow..." said Duncan as he and his peers got up. "You idiots didn't open your parachutes I see." Heather mocked as they groaned again. "How can evil forget! We told each other dirty jokes without hearing the sound!" Max groaned as the trio gave Chris their cameras. He looked through and suddenly, he vomited on the ground as the 3 boys laughed regaining themselves.
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Sanders: "They took pictures of each other's butt! Sick!
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After that, "You guys are sickos!" Chris told the Triple D and, "But on the other hand, all the ravens have landed in camp safety and took their own individual selfies so they win today's challenge!"
The ravens cheered as Chris had the team come with him. They followed him to the dining hall as outside, "I just had this installed and only you guys can access it via handprint." Chris then grabbed Lindsay's hand and placed it on the scanner. It scanned her hand and then, an in-ground hot tub opened up as all cheered. "Great! I'm gonna change!" Heather went to her cabin as some of them also went to get changed. "Just remember Lindsay, only you can access your reward for your team." Chris reminded her. "I'll do my best to remember that Kayne." Lindsay replied. "Seriously...it's Chris..." The host sighed and, "Now, when will the remaining contestants mark their arrival?"
So back there, Sky reached camp landing on a tree and using her gymnastics to touch ground safely followed by Justin as he released early and a flock of brids caught him and landed him safely. Brody released his parachute too early also and crashed onto the roof of the dining hall as a result. "Kids these days are too risky..." Chef groaned as Bridgette and Geoff landed next but are still making out even when Chris expected them to hand him their cameras so he took them instead.
A minute later, "Alright, who's missing in our team?" MacArthur asked when behind her, the last 2 members showed up. "We're the last to arrive!" Cody called out. "Yeah sista cop! Skydivin was smooth especially when I kicked a bicycle aisde!" Leshawna cheered as, "The tortoises are the next team to clear the challenge!" Chris announced and another minute later, the stepbrothers crashed onto a tree and are stuck. Still, they threw their cameras allowing Sky to catch them and hand them to Chris. After that, Topher and Sammy landed next followed by Jen, Dakota, Scarlett, Emma and Kitty as the younger sister ran and took a selfie with Chris and Chef. "Maybe we have a copy of that each?" Chris asked with Chef nodding in agreement.
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A few minutes passes as Alejandro just landed and passed his camera to Chris. "You're the last to arrive and thus, the mammoths take third place!" The mammoths cheered as Owen felt relived and passed gas on his entire team as they screamed in horror. "I love this scene!" Chris told Chef as they laughed.
And then, "Who are we still missing?" Josee asked her team when, "KSH!" They looked to see Harold and Tyler on the ground messed up. "Ya know, I think we're still missing one." Anne Maria deduced.
Some time had passed and Mary finally arrived, "Perfect!" She thought and noticed her teammate's disappointed face. "Oh my..." She now knew what happened as, "The wolves are all here and in last place. Sorry to say that I'll see you all tonight. Chef, give all the cameras to the interns to have them work on printing out the pictures so that we can work on a Total Drama Album for all the campers." Chris ordered as Chef left. Nearby, Heather, Lindsay, Zoey, Carrie, Devin, Ryan and Stephanie are chilling in the in-ground hot tub together while a few feet from them, Ezekiel, Noah, Ellody, Max and Junior are doing some slick, dance moves together with Crimson just watching them as she ate a banana and fed a piece to Hades who's hanging upside on a low-hanging branch and it also grew it's fur back. (Do bats eat all kinds of fruits or something?)
Later that night...
The wolves are seated as Chris arrived with Chef. "Okay Warhead Wolves. Elimination time! Chef has the platter of marshmallows and-" That's when Mary raised her hand. "What is it now genius?"
"I went through some mind calculations on my own and the result is, I'm out." Mary spoke out. "Whoa. As expected from the genius, yes the entire team voted you out." Chris agreed as Mary stood up and approached Chris. "Regardless, I thank you for giving me this chance to test myself to see how far I can go." Chris can see that so they shook hands and after that, "Well hope you made some early calculations for the next scene." Chris stated with a smile.
"Oh my. I forgot and-" Too late already. The Trapdoor of Shame opened up taking Mary down and away. Once it closed up, "Everyone take a marshmallow from Chef and the night is yours." Chris told the remaining contestants as they complied taking the sweet treat and leaving the area. "It's been fun seeing everyone fly high and down especially when they get to picture memories together! So hope you enjoyed today's episode. Right here on...
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"SUPREMACY!"
Elimination Order
56th: Mary
57th: Izzy
58th: Eva
59th: Tom
60th: Brick
61th: Sugar
62th: Lightning
63th: Jo
64th: DJ
65th: Miles
66th/67th: Mickey and Jay
68th: Sam
69th: Amy
70th: Sierra
71th: Laurie
72th: Leonard
73th: Tammy
74th: Rodney
75th: Ella
76th: B
77th: Katie
78th: Sadie
79th: Blaineley
80th: Staci
Ah...another chapter done. I still got more to plan. Okay, time for the next one. See you soon...