Minato woke up the next day, happier than he had been in a long time. Last night ended up being something that he never believed would happen. "So, we're dating?" He wondered aloud, with a small smile on his face. Frankly, he didn't care if he had to keep it a secret. He was just all too happy that Hamuko accepted him.
He changed into his trunks and a t-shirt before heading out to the beach once again, hoping to meet Hamuko and have a nice time together.
...
"Damn it! I'm stuck with you two assclowns?" Minato scowled, kicking the sand in rage. The girls, including Hamuko, left to see the Jyomon cedar tree. That meant Minato was all alone now.
"It's his fault!" Akihiko replied, pointing his thumb over to Junpei.
"You chucklefuck!" Minato growled at Junpei who took a step back.
"I was just trying to lighten up the mood!" Junpei defended himself, but the other two shrugged his sorry excuse off.
He sighed, "We're on our own now, just the guys. If you're outta ammo, you gotta pick it up on the battlefield. That's one of the most basic military tactics," Junpei said, finding his grin again. "We'll call this, Operation Babe Hunt."
Minato blew a raspberry. "You? They'll shoot you on sight just based on appearance alone!"
Junpei paid no heed to Minato's remark and turned to Akihiko. "Whatcha think, senpai?" He looked over to Minato. "Come on, Minato, how many chances will we get?"
"Well, alright..." Akihiko said, after much consideration. He looked to Minato. "What about you?"
While Minato was no stranger when it came to picking up girls, this time he relented. He was in a sort of relationship with Hamuko and he could never cheat on her. "Nah! Go ahead, try to pick up those cheap whores with their fake ass busts and shit," Minato shrugged, walking away.
"Forget about him! Let's go Akihiko-san!" Junpei grinned, dragging Akihiko away. Minato watched on, and decided to follow them. Sabotaging their fun would surely kill time and bring a smile to his face.
Junpei and Akihiko found their first 'target', two girls bathing in the sunlight, both of them were kinda attractive, and so, the two 'chucklefucks' in Minato's words, advanced onto the two females.
"Hey, ladies," The girl looked up and looked disinterested from the outset. "How are you-" Junpei was cut off by Minato.
"He has AIDS!" Minato shouted from far away, underneath the umbrella. "These sick fucks have escaped from the hospital bed! They just take pleasure in spreading despair!" The girl, clad in a green bikini cringed and slowly woke her friend up. She backed away, glaring daggers at the two males before scurrying away.
"W-W-What!?" Junpei yelled at Minato who just gave his usual, sick smile.
"Carry on," Minato waved him off.
Junpei scowled and dragged a conflicted Akihiko away to their next target. Minato himself cringed when Junpei scouted out the next chick... or to be more precise, a woman who seemed to be way older than the both of them combined. "E-Excuse me, ma'am…" Junpei fumbled over his words as he swallowed thickly. This target was indeed too old.
The female turned around with a suggestive wink at the both of them. Minato was unable to hear what they were talking about, the granny must have been flirting, but he shrugged. He was going to this anyway. Taking a deep breath, Minato yelled out. "Goatee is a MILF hunter!" The woman squealed in delight as horror struck Junpei's face.
Minato laughed his ass off as the female grabbed Junpei by the shoulders and pulled him in (right towards her boobs), smooching his face all over. Fear leapt in Akihiko's eyes, and he ran away as fast as he could from the scene.
"H-Help!" Junpei cried in sheer terror. He forcefully pushed her away and ran for his life. Minato kept rolling on the ground, tears streaming down his face from his laughing. Minato kept up his laughter, as Akihiko patted Junpei on the back. The poor capped teen was wiping the lipstick from his face.
"You should bend over and kiss where my cheeks meet!" Minato snickered. "I made a woman kiss someone like you!" Junpei wanted to rage but Minato would (like always), beat the crap out of him. He didn't want that in public. So he just ignored Minato and looked around for his next target. "Give it up, fools!" Minato laughed condescendingly. "You can't score, not ever."
"Like you get all the girls... Oh wait, you do," Junpei scowled.
"I get more girls in one night than you'll ever get in a lifetime, asshole," Minato snorted. "Still, she kissed ya! I'd bash my head open and drown in the sea if I were you. Ew!"
Junpei didn't speak. Not from his efforts to ignore Minato, but for a completely different reason. His eyes were glued to someone standing on edge of a pier. Akihiko and Minato's lines of sight led towards a blonde haired girl who was looking out into the sea. She had on a blue sundress, and equally blue eyes.
"T-Talk about saving the best for last! Now that's what I'm talking about!" Junpei squealed. "Man, she's cute!" Akihiko nodded in agreement, but Minato just blew a raspberry like before.
"We take turns, this time, okay? I'll go first," Junpei looked giddy. "Wish me luck!" He bounced over to the female. Minato tuned the conversation out and Junpei came back seconds later with a dejected look on his face. "S-She's a tough one senpai…"
"Heh, watch and learn." Akihiko went ahead but he too had the same luck. The boxer managed to keep the conversation going for over 30 seconds before he came back as well.
"This sucks!" Junpei cursed, as Minato went into a laughing fit again. "You can't do it either!" he finally shouted. At that, Minato stopped laughing.
"That's a damn lie! Women fall at my feet!" Minato scowled.
"Not this one," Junpei fought back. "Go ahead and try to prove me wrong."
Minato thought long and hard. He really wasn't going to suck her face or anything, and besides… he could kill both of them if they tried to blackmail him in front of Hamuko. Minato was pretty sure that she wouldn't catch the wind of this. Figuring that shutting Junpei up would be the best course of action, Minato shoved him to the side and lazily walked over to the blonde female.
"Let's see what he can do," Akihiko said.
Minato stopped behind her and yawned. "Let's spare us both the time. Gimme your number and I'll let you kiss my cheek, if you've brushed like three times today."
The girl turned around, slowly and faced Minato with a totally blank expression. "You are the one.." Minato blinked. Why did her voice sound so... monotone?
"One?" Minato questioned.
"Initiating evasive manoeuver. Confirmation must be made at a secure location." The girl literally ran through Minato, knocking him into the sea. She kept running, and disappeared into the forest.
Minato wanted to rip her throat out for pushing him into the sea. He came out on the shore and cussed, "BITCH!"
Junpei came running. "Oh crap! Go after her dude, we might get into trouble!"
"Oh, I will. I want to say thank you," Minato gave a sadistic, feral grin before he ran behind her, following her into the forest. "Come out you fucking dumb blonde!" he cursed, looking around one area before dashing into the next. He slowly went in deeper and deeper, not caring if he was lost. He wanted to smack her, just once.
Minato ended up in front of a tall and 'ugly' looking tree. He looked around before taunting her once again. "Come out, you bitch!" The same blonde poked her head from behind the tree, her locked on Minato who gave a blood lusted smirk. "You can walk over here, get on your knees, kiss my ass and I'll let you go."
"You're…" The girl spoke, her blank expression melting into a glare. Before Minato could respond with a snarky comeback, the girl literally flew over to Minato.
"What the!?" Minato found something hard meeting his face. In fact, it almost felt like metal. The mysterious girl smashed Minato right across the face with a balled up fist, actually sending him flying mid-air before landing harshly on the ground.
"Ugh!" Minato hastily got back up and sidestepped another charge. "This bitch can punch," he muttered with bared fangs. He grabbed her by the hair, curled his hand into a fist and was about to ram it onto her face, but...
The girl grabbed Minato's wrist and tossed him over her shoulder, onto the ground. Minato's head bounced off and he let out a scream of pain. "Eliminated," she said, aiming another punch. Minato quickly rolled over to the side and observed the hole that was craved from the mere punch.
"What are you!?" Minato snarled, dodging another punch and finally kicking her in the gut, knocking her backwards. Still, he felt like his foot collided with metal. The girl barely flinched. She just came back with another fist on Minato's face who was sent crashing into the tree, hard. Minato had his doors blown off, blood dripping down his mouth and onto the ground.
He spat a glob of blood onto the dirt and cursed. "Fuck you!" Minato charged ahead, sidestepping another punch and grabbed her by the hair again. He rammed her onto the ground and stomped onto her back.
Minato was hoping that she'd at least scream, but instead, she just grabbed him by his ankle and threw him onto the rocks, eliciting another yet another scream of pain. He couldn't recover, and before he could react she grabbed him by the hair and threw him onto the tree again. He slid down, barely sidestepping the lunge the girl made into the tree.
Seeing the opening, he grabbed her by the head and rammed it onto the tree twice. Minato was about to do it a third time, but was stopped as the same hard fist from before was burrowed right into his gut. Minato hacked out blood and saliva onto the ground and rolled over to the side. "She's insane..." Minato panted, standing up again.
"Initiating final strike," The girl said. Her blue eyes began to somehow glow. Minato was pretty sure by now that this girl was a robot, and a fucking powerful one. The mysterious girl pointed her fingers towards Minato. He didn't waste time and dashed right for her, grabbed a stone from the ground and hurled it right onto her face. She staggered back but easily regained her composure.
Minato stopped as her finger tips opened up, revealing barrels that seemed to be guns. "Fire!" The girl began to unload bullet after bullet, right for Minato. The blue haired teenager hurriedly pumped a Sukukaja into his body and tilted his head to avoid one bullet before rolling out of the way of the other. The girl was relentless though and repeated the same action over and over.
He barely dodged the bullets thanks to his increased speed and began to charge towards her. Minato withdrew his knife and aimed it right for her neck.
"Fuck!" Minato collapsed onto the ground as a bullet grazed his left leg, along with his right shoulder. Blood began to seep out, even as Minato pressed his hands to his wounds in an attempt to stop the bleeding. She had stopped, but only to recharge. "I'll die!" Minato tried to get up, but his leg protested. He was about to die...
"Stop!" The girl actually listened to the voice and pulled her 'guns' back. Minato recognized that voice; it could only belong to Hamuko. She came running into the area after hearing gunshots. Hamuko nearly tripped at the carnage that was in front of her. Minato was bloodied. Again. This girl was standing next to him. And there were bullet shells all over the ground. "What in the blue hell happened!?" Hamuko demanded.
"Y-You are..." The girl said, as her eyes began to flash once again. Minato was about to yell at Hamuko to get the hell away but he was struck dumb and deaf the next second.
The android ran over to Hamuko and hugged her, surprising both of them.
"Huh!?" Hamuko gasped as the robot hugged a little too tightly. The other girls came in and like Hamuko they were confused as to what exactly happened. Yukari hurried over to Minato and helped him up.
"I don't need help," Minato pulled away and rested against the tree.
"Arisato, what happened?" Mitsuru asked, looking over to Hamuko. "And Marie, who is this girl that is hugging you?"
"No idea," Hamuko tried to power her way out.
"I have found you. My highest priority is to be with you," The robot said, not letting go.
"Fuck off, you god damn washing machine," Minato spat.
"He is... dangerous," The girl replied bluntly. "He should not exist."
"Don't be ridiculous! Minato isn't going anywhere," Hamuko scowled. "Seriously, I kinda think you're cute too, but let go of me, sister."
"So that's her preference..." Akihiko mused aloud. "Holy shit! What happened to Minato?"
"Dude, you got shot for saying sorry?" Junpei blinked.
"Shut up!" Minato snarled. "Kill this piece of hi-tech crap right now. She fired at me! The nerve of this bitch!"
"Fired?" Mitsuru parroted.
"I'm guessing that she's an android," Fuuka mused, observing the girl in blue.
"Ah, I found you." Minato sighed and nearly rammed his head onto the tree. Fucking Ikutsuki just had to come in right now.
"Man, fuck this!" Minato stood up, with difficulty. He caught the android glaring at him. "Fuck off! I'm pretty sure a useless piece of machinery like you doesn't even have any warranty."
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you all, this is the tank I've told you about." Ikutsuki gestured to the girl who was still hugging Hamuko.
"Tank? The hell!? She's a psychotic robo-bitch! Off with her head!" Minato roared, but everyone ignored him.
"This is Aigis, she's a mechanical maiden," Ikutsuki introduced. The android tightened the hug around Hamuko and kept glaring at Minato, while the rest looked on in amazement.
Raider AN: Uh… hi? Chapter came out kinda soon-ish, didn't it? Anyways, so now you know what happens when Aigis meets Minato. She tries to kill him. Yay. Plz box us yo thoughts and we'll see ya guys later.
MinaxMina: Ehe. I'm pretty sure a joke like this was in Fairly English Story as well… But anyways, Nights came up with it.
Sorry to say that it won't be the case. Hints have been given out already before, so you just have to connect the dots to find out why Aigis kinda… well, annihilated Minato.
You go do that.
HanaLoid: Well, Shinjiro isn't gonna come up for a long time, so there's more chances of Hamuko falling in love with Minato anyways. And well, I wasn't the one that decided the pairing either…
Thanks.
SteveisRight: Glad you liked it. And now you know!
I… hm, maybe. (I think that might've been my fault since I was partly responsible for that particular scene)
Thanks!
Shoo: Surely there are better? I kid. Glad you like it.
Ventusblade: Ah, Ken? Well… oh. Minato shows no mercy. Whatsoever. He won't let up on a girl, he won't let up on an innocent little dog? I think you know what'll happen.
Diamond-Crest: Well, more will come later. For now, story time!
*dances for Ovomaltine*
Cosmic Guardain: You might be surprised by what happens later on in the story… because you're right. This is yet a short reprieve from all their troubles. And everything will crumble later on.
Yoshikunitsu: I can believe that.
I'd laugh if she did. I'd laugh even more if she started calling him 'natto'. Ehehe… well, no he wouldn't. It was solely unintentional.
EeveeGen9988: Yeah, he was at a loss for words.
Who knows? With threats like Strega and Theo running around, who knows what'll happen? X3