Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob on a road trip out of Bikini Bottom to keep the Krabby Patty Secret Formula away from Plankton. With his best friend Patrick joining him, this sponge is ready to hit the road. Join them as they see new locations, new characters, and getting into crazy situations as they try to protect the secret formula.

A novelization of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV show. This is the revised version of the story that had been written between 2016 and 2019. This story is incomplete and will permanently remain so.

A novelization of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV show. This is the unrevised version of the story that was written from 2014 to 2015. Permanently incomplete. It is being uploaded here for preservation.

A loose-ish adaptation of the famous video game. Bikini Bottom has been overrun by an army of robots, and it's up to SpongeBob and friends to bring them down! However, there may be more to this scheme behind the scenes than our beloved heroes may realise...

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, gets in more trouble with his family due to his drinking problem, and even ends up losing yet another job. Feeling hopeless he continues to spiral out of control.

My personal version of Pull up a barrel based on my "Meme canon", which is all the Spongebob fics I write. Now a full blown Mr Krabs backstory fanfic!

Sandy is away for a day, so Patrick talks SpongeBob into looking around her place. Before the two are able to escape unseen Sandy returns with a male friend following close behind. (Sex) The first chapter of this was likely the best thing I've ever written, but it's sadly long gone, so here is the second chapter at least as I still thought it was a fun read.

Sheldon Plankton. The most persistent criminal in Bikini Bottom history. Learn his early years onwards, in this biography written after the first movie. (Timeline A only)

SpongeBob is 33. He still lives in the same run-down town hanging with the same run-down people. Fifteen years at the Krusty Krab with horrible pay, antagonizing coworkers, and no direction. He's dug himself a hole and wants out. But what does a fry cook do to make a better life for himself? Does he finally gain the courage to drive at life's wheel? Or does he get run over?

SpongeBob and Patrick get Featured on Squidward's favorite show, much to his annoyance.

So what if Spongebob's most infamous episode made some semblance of sense? Just as episodic as the show.

Spongebob has a very confusing continuity. And as a fan, I like continuity. So, I've taken the pleasure of posing my headcanon Spongebob timelines to this website! Enjoy!

After a fun, cozy dinner with friends and family, SpongeBob and Sandy's Thanksgiving can only get more fluffy, heartfelt, and oh-so sweet.

did you know that octopi sometimes fling things, be it at each other, other fish or just at nothing? Well my step mom did, and she had an idea for a SpongeBob episode based off of that, which I decided to make a fanfiction about. As a huge SpongeBob fanatic, I can only hope I did the universe justice. This is my first ever one-shot, and I hope you enjoy.

Miles is a new fish in town and decides to make him a new life in Bikini bottom a crazy filled town with a lot of different beings. There, he will make new friends and perhaps even more. Spongebob ain't the only main character now, boy! (Inspired by AdventureKing2017's SpongeBob stories)

It is a story of adventure, one about a sea sponge that no one expected to tell. It is quite literally the greatest story ever put to paper. It would make even the great JRR Tolkien shiver with excitement. It puts even the greatest works to shame.

Squidward's picked up a nasty new habit which threatens the wellbeing of both himself and his friends.

After Going To Prison, The Krusty Krew Have To Find Out How To Be Prisoners, And Possibly Even Escape.

This was my very first fanfic from like five, or six, years back. At the time I'd read more than a few Spandy sex fic and they were almost all sooo off on how real sex works. So, my perverted ass wanted to set things right. I apologize that this is likely not the most updated version. Sandy gets a little drunk, before SpongeBob pays her an unannounced visit. Things get freaky.

"some weird stuff happens," said Spongebob DOING A FOURTH WALL BREAK IN THE SUMMARY IM NEVER SAFE (Parody of fix-it fics)

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The Krusty Krab is celebrating Valentine's Day and Patrick Star wants to participate in the event for some love and bum-tearing adventure. But first, he must choose a partner. Who could it be? (It's in the title).

Time traveler arrives at the end of the universe, and finds a strange restaurant.

The news about SpongeBob going missing spreads around town, but consequences and intentions are brought into light.

Everyone in Bikini Bottom is fed up with Mr. Krabs and his inconsiderate cheapness. It's time to fight back.