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On a cheer beautiful day, we find ourselves in Konohagakure no Sato, or The Hidden Leaf village if your lame ass watched the dub.
Anyways, the Konoha civilians were having their annual super secret meeting to deal with the super evil demon brat! And by super secret, they were dicussing in the open streets.
"Hmm, shouldn't we discuss this somewhere less open? I mean what if we're caught breaking the sandaime Hokages secret decree?"
"We're in a Naruto fanfiction bruh. Logic be damned." To prove his point, the man throw a rock at a random Anbu who was passing by, earning the masked man's ire. "Hey you, masked man. What ryhmes with semen cat?"
"I'm not awnsering th..."
"It's demon brat!"
The unnamed nobody civilian, despite being face to face with the anbu, he stood his ground. The dark rumours he heard about how they "disappear people" didn't affect him.
"You, unnamed nobody civilian, for breaking the third hokage's decree, you are to be executed. Any last words?"
Ironically, these were the anbu's last words.
"Anbu!" Unnamed nobody civilian hollered, the already buslting streets now welcoming an entire Anbu squad who seemingly popped out from thin air. "This anbu broke the third hokage's decree! He referred to poor Uzumaki-kun as demon brat!"
The poor anbu didn't get the chance to defend himself as he forcibly taken away by his comrades to who knows where.
It was safe to assume the anbu corps was now down a member.
"See bro, logic be damned. We're invincible. Why do you think the civilian council, the part of the government that composed of everyday civilians could bully the Hokage, the man who has superhuman powers into doing what they want? We're in a Naruto fanfic. Again, logic be damned."
Generic pedestrian nodded, seeing the logic. He was sold. "Ok, so what do we do?"
"I have a plan, and we will become national heroes, more important than the Shodaime hokage!"
Generic pedestrian shook his head at the nonsense he had just heard.
"Bruh, it's Shodai hokage! Not shodaime." Generic pedestrian shook his head at Unnamed nobody civilian's blunder. Did people even know about what they were talking about when they said something like "shodaime"?
"What are you on about bruh? It's shodaime!" Quickly noticing his error, Unnamed nobody civilian covered his mouth, but it was too late as his compatriot engaged in his lecture mode.
"No! It's Shodai hokage! Unlike Nidaime, Sandaime, Yondaime, Hashirama is referred to as Shodai. Why? Ok, let's begin with the lecure of the day.
Shodai is written 初代.
初=sho=initial,primary,beginning,etc 代=dai=generation
Compare this with Nidame (二代目), Yondaime (四代目), or Godaime (五代目):
二=ni=two 代=dai=generation 目=me=denoting order
四=yon=four 代=dai-generation 目=me=denoting order
五=go=five 代=dai=generation 目=me=denoting order
The reason saying Shodaime is incorrect is because "sho" isn't a number. Sho(初) means initial, or beginning. The me(目) in Nidaime, Yondaime, etc. denotes a numerical order, and ni(二) and yon(四) are numbers.
In short, when you say Shodaime, it's like saying "Beginningth" or "Initailth"."
Generic pedestrian couldn't help himself but nod proudly, for he was a firm believer in "knowledge is power."
"This honestly makes me wonder how many fanfiction writers you think are even remotely familiar with Japanese language, beyond the words "Dobe, Teme, and Baka" in the Naruto FF-verse." Generic pedistrian would've ramble on for not the sudden grip on his shoulders; it was starting to hurt. Mentally, he was very stronk, physically speaking, not so much.
Unnamed nobody civilian rolled his eyes in irritation. Why he bothered with this walking talking encyclopedia, he had no idea.
"You done?"
"Yes."
"Ok then, come on. And no more lectures!"
"So what is your plan to take out the demon brat."
"I read somewhere demons have more sensitive bodies than humans. So I placed a little trap for the demon brat. Not even his bullshit demon powers will help him."
Generic pedestrian was amused by Unnamed nobody civilian's enthusiasm. Many other people have attempted to kill the demon brat. Many have tried sneaking into his home while he slept but they fell onto the traps in his apartment.
What the two men heard was something akin to that apartment alone movie they seen when they were kids. Where the main character, Kevin Senju and was alone in his family's apartment while his family went to the fox hunting ceremony, and some burglar ass dudes attempted to break in to turn on the tap water and leave it running.
Back to the main characters, they were standing outside Naruto apartment, peering in through the window, watching their victim walk down the stairs to his eventual doom.
When Naruto reached the end of the stairs, a sharp pain erupted from his body. His body was now screaming out, hollering with the power of 100 horny monkeys. His leg felt like it was going to give out and eventually, his whole body followed suite.
Naruto Uzumaki was now dead.
From stepping on a carefully placed Lego brick.
The end.