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It isn't as good as InuBlanket, but hope you'll enjoy it.

KaGoMe

Wanna lose some fat, but not having any motivation? Wanna have the body everyone would envy you, but you're bad at keeping to your schedule? Wanna be fit without changing your diet?

Now you can accomplish it and much, much more!

KaGoMe is a special new generation personal workout assistant, who will guide you down the path of the muscular and satisfied!

KaGoMe is very strict when it comes to the routine and she will teach you all you need to know, leading you through the most fun workout sessions in your life.

But wait, there's more! Kagome can also help you study other things and help you in various tasks around the house - but only if you unlock the Studious Siren and Master Maid modes.

Pay attention to your partner and her guidance and you will never suffer any injury that plagues others, like overworking your wrist or catching the blue balls. To avoid property damage during your workout sessions use only approved surfaces and preferably wear only a bathrobe around the house for the easy removal.

KaGoMe is a futuristic assistant, who needs reasonably expensive fuel and tools to keep her in good shape and mood, but don't worry, it will result in unlocking the new routines and modes!

The basic modes available are Shy Schoolgirl and Adventurous Adult, but if you are dedicated and willing to go the extra mile you can unlock the Mischievous Miko, Amorous Archer, Naughty Nurse and many more.

But bear in mind, that pleasing her physique is one thing, you have to take care also of her software. Playing with her hardware, especially where most of the sensors are located, must always come before the actual workout, to ensure KaGoMe's smooth running.

And once she's started you can explore various positions and game to choose from. At first you can choose from the variety of basics like pool, riding, push ups and joystick games. With time and the right programming you can expand the options, broadening them to yoga positions, cosplay and marathons.

Don't wait any minute longer and just dedicate yourself to the joy of no longer being a single player.

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Customer Feedback

Dear Company!
I must confess at first I wasn't really interested in acquiring your product, but then I decided to give it a try. I always wanted to have a workout partner and this one seemed to be pretty cool. I mean I'm a picky man and the other products like this I've seen were not up to my standards. I tried to workout alone, but it wasn't the same, so I went and requested KaGoMe, the Workout Assistant.

I've been working out with KaGoMe ever since she came to me, every day and night, whenever we felt like burning some calories. I usually eat a lot of junk food, but now it's no problem at all. I know I'll not gain any fat from two double cheeseburgers. KaGoMe runs on a bit more expensive fuel, requiring more healthy diet, but I don't mind, since making my Assistant happy makes me happy too. What you never advertised is the fact that KaGoMe is also a great discussion partner, not afraid to speak her mind and also funny.

I must say she's very good at finding balls. It's literally the first thing she did when she came to my den for the first time after our partnership's start. She found them, and then grabbed my billiard cue to inspect it. I hadn't been taking good care of it, since playing single isn't fun anymore to me, but I must say that in a few skilled moves she had it back in shape. While she was preparing the cue I was occupied exploring the pool table and making out with her. When the cue was ready I made sure that my KaGoMe was also ready to play and we played pool all night long, my cue loading the holes with all my balls had to offer. I never knew I'd be such a relentless player, exploring various alternations of pool.

KaGoMe is pretty portable, I can put her on my back and carry her around with ease, so we can have workout breaks. She requires a lot of stuff, like blankets and toys, we like to choose the stuff we take on a trip together. It sometimes leads to spontaneous game with the chosen toy on the nearest surface that meets KaGoMe's standards. We like to use the wide variety of workout tools that came with KaGoMe in her huge yellow bag.

Still, we work out usually in my den, since KaGoMe is rarely running on the low levels of sound. I mean I don't mind, but I think others could, and KaGoMe prefers we keep our sessions secret.

Kouga always brags about how he ran a couple of kilometers. I snort at him every time, because almost every night I have a marathon of speed push ups. My abs never were so defined.

But KaGoMe takes care of not only my abdominal muscles, she makes sure I exercise all my muscles. Other men lift dumbbells, I lift my whole assistant - she isn't heavy, but the repetition makes it work. And when I'm in a need to rest my muscles I can relax them by massaging her curves while she plays a game with my joystick. She also likes to fondle my ears, especially when I pay attention to her chest and neck.

Of course, keeping my Assistant happy is top priority. Whenever we workout I make sure that we're not moving too fast and that she's having as much fun as I do. After each session we cuddle to cool off and bathe each other. I like to give her little gifts like wildflowers, which she seems to like almost as much as our sessions.

I was afraid at first that our temperaments wouldn't match, that she wouldn't be so into working out, but that fear didn't last long. KaGoMe might not want to work out for various reasons, but when she does, she isn't joking. Once I made the mistake of not working out for a few days and she went after me in the hot spring. I learned the hard way that the Horny Hotspringer program can take a really long while to run and that it's really taxing. The next morning KaGoMe and I agreed to do it often, but not too often.

I like the Adventurous Adult mode more than the Shy Schoolgirl, since the former is less inclined to yell at me if I screw up. She's also more responsive when I pay attention to her various buttons. Other modes I unlocked are the Naughty Nurse (I get injured often because of my life style) and Mischievous Miko. Lately I managed to unlock the Studious Siren and I must say that the experience of listening to her hoarse voice while I was spilling my ink was otherworldly.

I can't wait to explore the possibilities the Master Maid will bring. All KaGoMe told me about this one is that we need a whip, a collar and a leash for it.

Last week my asshole brother asked me if there was maybe a model that could fit his needs, impressed by the muscular body I now have, in contrary to my more skinny look from before I started working out with KaGoMe. I recommended your company to him, so definitely send him a handbill.

Anyway, taking KaGoMe as my personal workout assistant was the best choice of my life. I'm glad I didn't get the earlier edition, from what I heard from Naraku she sucks most of the time.

A/N: So, how bad was it?