A/N: Lord Yaulendil requested this. Hope you like it!
Q-Q-Quality Massage
From the top of Mt. Hakurei comes the product that will change your life forever! One try and you will be wrapped in the silk web of addiction to this wonderfully wicked device of desirable provess!
About what am I talking? No one else but Naraku, the DOOM Massager (DOOM stands for Devilishly Octopus Orgy Master, not destruction, but he's capable to be both).
Our product is the result of many years of studies. We took many parts that worked and combined them for the best result possible - all for the pleasure of our customer!
What you get when you get Naraku? You get a supreme specimen of male flesh, with brushable wavy hair. In his basic mode Naraku has multiple Tentacle Extensions with an array of heads to use to the best result.
But the basic form of Naraku is not the only one! Oh, no, after some programming you can unlock all kinds of forms, including Arachnid Abomination, Baboon Badassery or Unseemly Unicorn. After some more more programming you can unlock even Eldritch Elk mode, which is said to be the most extreme and eerie erotic experience on this world.
Our great Massager runs on a self-replenishing miasma battery. You don't have to do anything, just let him sit in an empty room for a couple of hours and he will be ready to run! And he's extremely silent, even in the loudest mode resorting only to soft whispers and sensual chuckle.
Naraku is the most cunning devious device. He will immediately learn all your weak spots to exploit them and bring you to the greatest heights of pleasure and relaxation. He will literally plan for days intricate plots how to break your strong will and make you submit to his Treatment.
Naraku has a wide array of programs - ranging from lasting only a few minutes to long hours. He can take care of your whole body or just a part of it. Let his skilled fingers deftly and firmly purge your muscles of all lingering stiffness.
Naraku comes with a variety of attachable extensions like his Tentacles. He can expand a cloud of miasma, that will not only shield you from unwanted sight, but also keep intruders at bay. He also can summon hellish wasps, which can serve you diligently, bring sweets and do minor things around the house.
Customer Feedback
I must confess that since I acquired Naraku I live a much more relaxed life. He eagerly takes care of all the stiffness in my limbs, which had always been a problem. I used to experience quite a bit of trouble moving around each morning.
He is rather easy to keep, he just needs an empty room and an access to a mirror. He uses his wasps to bring things to him, also to bring me notes with his opinions, demands and other information. He also sends me his , when I'm really busy and don't have time to deal with his sense of humor he sends me notes 'Notice me!'.
I still didn't find the switch to turn the notifications off.
He is really fast at learning what areas I like to get massaged and he's also good at guessing how hard I want my massage to be. But I found out that after some time of not using his touch gets rough and often I have to program him all again.
Like, I prefer to get the frontal massage most of the time, but now Naraku often starts one of the back massages first. He also seems to focus more of his attention on my posterior than my breasts. At first I was rather annoyed, but now I don't mind it that much.
I often leave him for days without using him, since I have a really busy life, with my job and all. Still, after leaving him to replenish his battery for a day or two, I often find out that he's not fully charged.. He still performs his tasks, but with less eagerness.
I don't really want to unlock most modes, since they look odd. Sometimes, if I'm in the right mood, we use some tentacles, but nothing very wild. Naraku doesn't seem to mind. He rarely uses his planning app as of late.
In short, I'm rather pleased with my massager. He's doing his work. But honestly, I expected more out of him.
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Holy crap, Naraku is the best massager I didn't spend my money on!
I mean, yeah, I know you shouldn't borrow personal things from others, but hey, she doesn't know, so no problem, right? And besides, she's rarely using him, and even when she does she isn't taking advantage of all those amazing features!
Come on, having a shape shifting, pleasure inducting hottie and use only his basic form? And, like, once a week or so? Come on, he's wasted on her!
That's when I come in. He'd die of boredom if not me.
He's attentive to any little thing, plotting intricate massage sessions and I have the intimate knowledge of what is inside his Tool Bag. Kikyou never ever opened it! Shame on you, miko, all those shapes that can get inside you to massage the worries of the world away!
He massaged me all around Kikyou's house and in some places outside, his drive is really inhuman. Even when I finally collapse he's still able to go, which is good, because a few times Kikyou came home to get a massage minutes after I passed out from exhaustion after mine.
And that's not all! With Naraku I can do what I never had a chance to explore with other massagers. His healing rate is out of the chart, so no matter how much I stab and cut him, he's all healed up in no time. It's really thrilling! He even let me cut off one of his tentacles and take it home, but sadly after a day or so it disintegrated into a cloud of miasma.
Once, when I and my brothers got really high on the stuff one of my brothers brewed, Naraku shape shifted into a... Oh, better go now, she's back!
Anyway, Naraku's the best!