I own nothing by the way.
- Updating the old story that has been long neglected? NO no NO no NO no NO
- Writing a new story that probably will have the same fate as my other story? YES yes YES yes Yes!
Hey, nice to meet you. It's me, your average reincarnation main character. Of course, I was reincarnated into the world of fiction that I barely know and I'm sure you are familiar with. I mean I only watched this show in my middle school age and only for the fan service.
I've Watched two whole seasons only for the breast, and I only watch like thirty minutes worth of the series… that's right I skipped a lot of the content when there's no fan service, I'm only a child back then you know, and like any other child I also interested in woman's body.
Only as a child, though. I'm not even bothered to watch season three since I lost interest in it. Why should I watch soft-core hentai if actual hentai and porn is also existing.
One thousand years plus few years have passed ever since I came to this world and a lot of things happened to me and I survived many difficulties, and a lot actually just one of the biggest wars in history.
Ahh, just remember I haven't introduced myself, didn't I?
Better late than never, anyway, my name is…
*BAAM*
A chair flying with supersonic speed from the other side of this large table into the other side until it hit the wall and exploded because of the impact.
Hahh, not this shit again. How many times has it happens? I lost count.
"What did you say?! Did you think an immature child like you know how dangerous the War is?!"
The old-looking man grits his teeth and clenched his fist tightly. His veins appeared on the back of his hands as his hand trembled greatly.
"You wrench, there's a limit to the disrespect you can show to the demon lord."
While the younger one only looking at him calmly. Despite an obvious difference of power between these two individuals, there's no sign of fear or cowardice in his face, and the answer for his confidence is… me.
"My only lord and the ones who I harbored my utmost loyalty was the original Satan, not a brat like you!"
They continue their worthless debate while the other lord and lady of the clans only watch it in the mix of amused, boredom, and annoyed, whatever it is they solidly choose to become silent audiences in this usual little conflict.
Peeking one my eye a little, I make sure no one catches the glimpse of my iris. My eyes are kind of freakishly weird, so I'd prefer if people do not look at them.
Right beside me is my half-sister, also my childhood friend. Loudly snoring without proper manner, as if she had nothing to do with this bullshit, sleeping like a log without care to this world. She was hiding her face buried in her arm, even though there's clearly two individuals fighting so loudly.
How can is she asleep in this situation is something I always envy for a long time. I wish I can ditch everything and doing whatever I want in my life.
And to my left, is a male with a worried face as he keeps his ears listening to the debate… well, I don't really care about him, though.
To his left is a pretty man with a black mane, donned in flawless butler clothes. The seat where he currently sits has belonged to the one who holds the highest authority in our society… or is that how things are supposed to be.
The current devil that holding Lucifer's title is nothing but a sadistic bastard who only cares to satisfy his malice and bad desire. Instead of the actual Lucifer, the one who has sat in there is his aide, the lord of Lucifuge, and his daughter, Grayfia, took a seat in the place of Lucifuge chair, she stands in for his father, being silent in her chair with closed eyes.
My musing broke off when I feel the sudden magic energy from the older one.
This, of course, would trigger anyone from their daze. Even Levi's ears twitching the moment she felt his magic. Well, I expect no less from the original devil, which my little brother returns with his own magical energy.
I don't care about all of this rubbish, what's more concerning for me is... did they forgot my rules about using magic is forbidden in this room?
"For a brat that knows nothing, even the slightness of nightmare from the Great War, you sure have a big mouth?!"
"Oldtimer like you should just long retire and stop meddling with the younger generation!"
"What did you say, you little shit?!"
He bring his hand up, slowly magic energy emerged from his hand and gathered into a black and red ball in his hand.
This absurdness has gone long enough.
With an insignificant movement of my two fingers, their movement halted dead at the place.
"M-my body…?"
"Can't move it."
I can hear some tired sighs from the others as if they waiting for this moment.
I'm sure anyone with proper eyes can see the threads from my fingers that binding their body and locked them in place.
Opening my mouth to say something, I decide to close it again… as expected, no good. Please don't force an introvert like me to speak in front of a large audience like this.
Gesturing to Grayfia to come near me, she obeyed without a word, already understand what I meant and how to end this anguish of mine. Bowing her head a little I whispering what I want to say for her to repeat with a louder voice.
"Sorry, my fellows."
She bowing again to my head level after she finished saying that.
"But could you stop fighting over stupid rubbish like this?"
I move my fingers a little while Grayfia said that, controlling their bodies and making them facing me with straight posture, what I receive is the faces full of fear and terror both from my little brother and the lord of Bael.
"My stupid little brother, I don't care if you want to restart the Great War or whatever you want, but say it once you've achieved at least half of our father power. If even the original Satan and Devil cannot win the war, what makes you think someone like you has a chance to win the Great War?"
Grayfia once again bowing her head to me.
I have little care for my brother who currently hides his face in shame. I continue my whisper to Grayfia.
Feeling a little winning the lord Bael allowed a little smirk to creep up his face before it has gone in pain as I tightened the thread that binding her neck.
"And for you… did you seriously try to harm my little brother? What makes you think I will allow that? He may be stupid and almost beyond save, but that kid is still my family, and you trying to hurt him, do you know the consequence for that? I don't care even if you are the last member of the original devil."
I tightened the thread, even more, drawing a little blood from his neck.
"If you two planning to keep wasting our time… I can assure you two you wouldn't leave this room with just an "ouch"
Two maids with strange appearance, to say the least, all of them are have different appearances from each other, which make them stand out and also serve as signs that they are creation were, all of them have extremely pale skin complexion, pair of antennae on top of their head, and apparent doll-like joints on their limb.
I created them with the same method how father and the others created the seventy-two pillars.
Silently coming and bring new chairs for the two hot-headed fools. The maids are my personal servants.
Another little move from my fingers and they are obediently moving to sit back on their seats.
"I-I am terribly sorry."
"I'm sorry sis."
Satisfied with their response and cut the thread and freeing their body from my control, then I gestured Grayfia to go back to her seat, with a quick bow she obeyed again.
An uncomfortable silence falls to this room as everyone backs to their positions. No one knows or dares to open their mouth until someone decides to break it.
"Well, as expected from the devil king, absolute as always… now we can finally resume this boring meeting, who was it before we got interrupted?"
Levi, when the fuck are you waking up?
"It's me, my lady, there's no problem within Orobas' territory, but one of my subordinates had heard that-"
The previous conflict brushed under anyone's mind as if it never existed in the first place.
I do not even bother listening to the report from the lord and lady of the Pillars. It was all the same things that kept repeating over and over again.
Boy oh boy, just thinking about it pissed me off.
So, could you all please just leave me alone already?
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"Finally, that boring meeting is over. I thought that shit would go forever. For crying out loud, in the first place, why do we have this pain in the ass thing like monthly meeting like that?"
Levi complained to the thin air of the room once the last person… devil left, that black long-haired male devil with pointy eyes. He closed the door after he made weirdly eye contact with me… well, since my eyes are still closed, it was more like he staring at me for no reason.
What was his name again? I already knew him for centuries and yet I'd always forget his name. Was that my fault or was that dude just that irrelevant to me? I don't really care.
Now, there are only five individuals in this room, including me.
"What are you complaining about? You don't even do anything other than sleeping."
"Haha~~~"
What is this girl laughing for?
"You would be popular among the men if you always speak your voice out like that. It's been thousand years and yet your recluse personality has never changed."
As if I want that to begin with, I was a man before and my heart is still a man. I couldn't care less about a trivial thing like my current different sex.
"I don't care about men and I have zero desire for them. And don't you dare underestimate a truly genuine and real recluse like me. I'm just built different."
This girl is just humming at my statement.
"Why are you so proud of saying that?"
"Shut up."
Ignoring the noisy girl, I directed my closed eyes to one male in this room.
"Rofocale, do you know why that sadist good for northing bastard not attending the meeting?"
He straightened up his posture before answering my question. With a little cordial bow, he answers.
"I'm sorry my lady, other than my lord "too annoying, I don't care" I have no answer for your question."
With a troubled and difficult face, he passed his master message.
"No need to sorry, I'd already expected as much from that pigheaded shit, rather sorry for the troubles you had to bears due that man's behaviors."
His mouth curved upward from my answer.
"I don't deserve such words, rather than that I'm happy because of his decency to neglect his duty and uninterested in devil society. That's made you as the leader of this faction. With a competent and humble devil like you as the leader, the devil's society safety is as good as assured."
God, fuck! It's fucking hurt... dammit. His sincere tone and faces just make it harder for me to sash at him. For crying out loud, no matter how many times has it passed. I will never be good at handling this type of person… devil.
I'm not getting paid enough to deal with all of this shit.
"I don't even remember when, how, and why I become the leader of the devil."
"Well, the strongest will be the ruler, right?"
Shut up Levi, I don't want to deal with your bullshit right now.
"And since you are the strongest, it was a natural outcome for you to take the seat of the Devil king."
Screw that shit.
"You are dismissed," I permission them with a little hand gesture.
With another bow, but deeper this time, Rofocale and his daughter make their way to the exit, and give another last bow before he closing the door and use the teleportation magic to go back home.
"Sis."
Holy shit, I forgot about this dude's entire existence. How long has he been there?
"What is it?"
Honestly, I don't know what he was planning on doing, but knowing how dumb this kid can be. I'm sure it was nothing good.
"I'm sorry about what I did before and… uh, thank you."
I don't know if it was because he was embarrassed or because he actually already sick of this place, the moment those words left his mouth, he, with a supernatural speed made her way for the giant door and then use his magic to teleporting himself back home.
What the fuck was that? Is he somehow become mature without me realized it? To be honest, I don't really care about him. The only reason why I bother to take care of him is because of our bond as "Family", but still… seeing him growing a bit has eased my worry even a little.
"Hoo, is he growing a bit? That was a surprise."
I guess I'm not alone on that one.
"You could say that."
"Shall we head home?"
"Umu."
Before I exit the door, I took a chance to see the reflection of me in the window glass… as expected should I say, I'm fucking gorgeous, look at this hot stuff, this perfect being with the purplish sky as the background makes her presence even more divine… wait, it's my reflection.
I wholly opening my eyes.
Well, hello there, sugar.
"Whoah~ it's been a while since I seen your eyes fully opened like this."
Levi commented from the side. From the reflection I see she make a funny shocked face while his two hands cupping her cheeks.
"Well, I don't want people to stare at these. They are sacred after all."
"Talk like a special existence."
Just like she said, it was not only my soul as a reincarnation that was special, but this body as well. Father and the others had created my body with a unique method, different than their way when they created the seventy-two pillars.
Satisfied with how good myself in the reflection. I close my eyes back and head to the door.
"Let's go."
"Hmm."
Hahh, I hope there's nothing bad happening during my reigning time as the Devil king.
Dammit, I should've not jinxed it. Something bad would definitely happen if I said that.
-TBC-
Personal Information:
Name: Valentine Diptera Beelzebub
Epithet: Queen of Flies, the Strongest Devil, and Most Beautiful Being in the underworld (she was not aware of this title yet)
Gender: Female (male, previously)
Occupation: Devil King and Head of Beelzebub clan
Affiliation: Devil faction, Beelzebub clan
Height: 200 centimeters with heels
Age: 1000+ years
Race: Devil
Hair color: Darkest black
Eyes color: ?
Personality: Introvert and secretly narcissistic also a crackhead
Likes: Sweets, getting stronger, lemon tea, honey, and sour and spicy mix food
Dislike: Crowd, socializing, and works
Family: Little brother
Residence: Beelzebub territory, Beelzebub castle
(In canon the second Beelzebub was a male, but not in here ahahahahah)