I own nothing, of course.

This week has been really rough on me.

edit is for the weak.


"Divine Garden… Babylon… World Searcher… a strong but stupid group made by stupid people… Arah… that kid, what's he planning by bringing his guild base like that."

A woman commented as she watched the aerial fortress made its appearance in the land she governed. In the majestic of a hall, she rested her body in a superb luxurious throne as she keeps her eyes fixated on many floated monitors before her, overseeing the land of the Asgard, a job that has entrusted to her directly from the Developer.

By any means it shouldn't be her obligation to oversee and managing the situation in one of the realms in YGGDRASIL, this job should be managed by the NPC directly controlled by the Developer, just like the lord of Helheim, and not for a player like her.

The answer is so simple, every player in this game probably known it.

She is special, that's the only answer anyone can get and must accept, no complaint nor threat would able to shook her position.

That was just proof of how special she has made herself in this game.

{Mahallia Godspell: Player ID: 000000001, YGGDRASIL ranking: 002}

She (he) was the first beta-tester in this game, way long even before the game was released to the public. For thirteen years, including the time as a beta player, she has played this game, collecting the rarest racial and job classes, the rarest magic item, and many memories.

For max level players having special Racial and Job classes were not something rare, but usually, even for the top tier players such as the World Champion, they would only have two or three, at rare cases there's one who owns five special classes in their stats… the number of players who own more than four special classes is countable even with fingers.

That does not apply to this woman, from the top of her racial class to the bottom of her job class, what she owns is only the rare of the rarest special class, she even has the ultra-rare special class that only exists once in the game and she has it in her racial class.

The class that she got from completed various kinds of hard and long missions in order to fill the requirements she needed to get that one class everyone desired. Many players had failed and gave up in the middle of the process to complete that one achievement due to how ridiculous the mission was.

Making her the only player in this game who has broken the limiter level by legal method and approved by the Developer.

"I'm man, though."

She said to no one. Even the other woman who was standing beside her didn't let out a response to her comment.

If I had to stare at one's back, I'd rather stare at a woman's back

That was what s(he) thought at that time.

However, that doesn't mean it is her true form, as her racial being she can become both man and woman, unlike other players who are unable to change their avatar appearance without wasting a large amount of gold, but that doesn't apply to her if she wants she can change it however she sees it fit.

Long straight ultramarine blue hair cascading until touching behind her ankles, her hair is sparkling in the dim room where she was always doing her job, as if her hair was made of luxurious jewels. She has a perfectly shaped, finest pretty face and full pink lips, and a voluptuous body.

Her frame is slim tall and lithe, with long and strong-looking limbs, and skin color of the purest white snow, everything she has in her body loudly declares that they are the prettiest and noblest of all things both in above heaven and under heaven, as if all of that simply exist to challenge and surpassed the goddesses.

It's excessive, but somehow it fits with her overall design.

As an esteemed top-tier player, she wears a lavish and beautifully elaborate, magnificent, pure dark dress with lilac-colored flower ornaments around her bosom and in her hair. Her dress exuded radiance similar to the same light of the Nebula. Her legs were enveloped in a pair of golden armors, including poleyn, greaves, and sabatons.

Light gold jewelry adorns her neck, shoulder, arms, and hip. And a halo made of pure white light with a crown-like shape floating above her head.

A black blindfold covered her eyes, just for the countermeasure of her passive skill, preventing her from harming her own comrades without she intended to, but despite that it's doesn't hinder her eyesight at all, be it for her vision nor her 3D vision.

Mahalia Godspell, the former strongest player in the game, the supreme one, and last but not the least, she's standing as the Guild Master of Trinity, the number one and the strongest guild in all realms, the unrivaled team that was born from the united of three guilds, that's the reason why her guild called Trinity.

And, right now, as usual, after he finished with his IRL job, the guild master would always make time to log in to the game, for claimed the daily reward, and fulfilled the obligation as the overseer of Asgard… after all, he also getting pay by the Developer as long he's not break the rule that has been determined by the contract with the Developer.

"Arah… Richarz…" two of the floating monitors captured images of her two friends from other guilds playing in her land.

She opened her friend list to find one name she just uttered, and tap a click on his name to check on his info.

"Richarz… it's been a while since his last login to this game… from what I heard from Momonga, he has been feeling unwell lately. I hope he'd get well soon."

She keeps observes two World Champions, one resting on a cliff and the other busy screen shooting his guild base.

"I guess they here just to enjoy the game… I was expected he wanted to pick a fight with me before the game closes server."

Her actual body in real life yawning in tiredness because of the long hard day he through earlier.

"Arah, when will they ban that stupid child, I knew I'm the one who taught him how to become the World Enemy, but I'd never thought the DEV would ignore this, he was blatantly cheating, ban him already goddammit, do your job properly for once, DEV!"

Satisfied with the rant, she paused with a frown before continuing her voice but a whisper.

"I better go to sleep soon… goddammit, I will miss this game, one of my income."

Move her eyes to the woman who stands beside her with perfect posture.

She was a beautiful woman who wore a pure red blood dress, and the faint smile on her face was that of a goddess. In stark contrast to her dress, her hair was a flowing, lustrous jet-black that reached down to her waist.

Her scarlet irises and vertically slitted pupils were somewhat odd. Apart from those, she could easily be considered a world-class beauty. However, a pair of black demon horns sprouted from the top of her head.

Perhaps it was because of the horns, or it is because of her racial class, but her divine smile seemed like a mask that concealed her true feelings. She wore a dark necklace around her neck. Her slender wrists were covered in a pair of lustrous silk gloves.

Satan, her creator, named her after the primordial demon of hell from mythology.

She was in charge of the other NPC in this heavenly castle. In other words, she was the highest-ranked character in here other than the players. Because of that, she was permitted to await orders within the Throne Room, in the highest part of the guild base.

It was kind of ironic for the second in command of the guild, with Trinity as its name is a demon.

"This will be the last time we face to face like this… goodbye."

Laying his body in the chair, he made his actual body comfortable despite the awkward position.

'It was an excellent choice for me to bought a high-tech gaming chair even though the price almost gave me a heart attack that time, I can comfortably sleep in here.'

too lazy to log out… besides, it was not the first time he falls asleep with his device still on, and so he falls into the dreamland.

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- Mahalia Godspell -

"… dy… Milady…it's time for you to wake up, the sun has been long rise."

Hazily I hear a voice near my face while she is… I'm sure the one who let out this voice is a woman. She shook my body gently and repeating the same line hoping I to wake up.

"Just five more minutes, I'm still too sleepy."

The hoarse voice of a just-awake person came out of my mouth.

"Understood, then I will be back in five minutes."

"Uhmm~~~"

The woman's walking away then sounds of opening and closed-door reaching to my ears.

Something is not right somehow.

WHO?!

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!

WAS THAT A STALKER?! I know I'm handsome, but not that handsome to the point I would catch a stalker's eyes, wait… how was she able to break into my house, anyway?!

What the fuck, this is fucking creepy, man! What the fuck is going on in here.

Even if you are a stalker, broken into someone's house is already crossed the limit, woman!

Wait.

Since when was I sleeping in a bed? Does she move me in my sleep? Fuck, fuck, this is too scary! What does she want?

If you want money, there's not that much, but you can take my property as well if you want.

Wait… why am I so scared like this in the first place, anyway? I mean, she's just a woman, right? In terms of psychical power, I'm sure she's weaker than me. I can just punch her face, right?

Yeah, no need to be afraid. The next time she tries to touch, let's just punch her with all my power. That's a good plan.

Come here, you stalker! Come on, fight me! Fast! Are you here to abuse me? Fine, whatever, come on, I'm ready whenever you are. Come! I'll take anybody!

Wait… but she is a woman who can break into my high-tech security house, that's meant this woman must have some crazy shit skill up to her sleeve… fuck I don't care anymore, I will take you on and survive, come here, stalker!

Inhale… fuuuuuhhhh, let me prepare myself. This is the first time I will confront a stalker.

Do you want to taste a piece of me?! I will bury you alive, seriously. Do you want a fight?! You want a fight so early in the morning!?

Come and you will regret your decision to break into my house. You think you can make light of me, huh?! Well, too bad for you. I will be the one who fucks you up. Come here, bitch!

After a long, the moment I waited finally come, my ears catch a soft creak sound of the door opened by someone, so you've come, huh? Tomorrow I will be dancing at your funeral.

Ahh! I'm so nervous, but I have to keep my composure… Fuuuhhhhh~~~~~

The moment she touches me, I will immediately attack her.

"Milady, five minutes had been… ah, I beg you pardon, I didn't notice you are already awake."

HOW?!

How the fuck does she know that?! I'm not an expert in acting, but I'm confident in my skill for pretending asleep.

What's the point of a surprise attack if my opponent saw it coming.

Wait, is she called me "milady"? Talk about freaky.

Opening one of my eyes, I took a peek at the stalker.

Pale golden hair, snow skin complexion, and… what a gentle face, why someone as pretty as her have to be a stalker, rather… is someone like her even allowed to exist, everything she has in her body is a crime against humanity, or to put it simply, she's extremely beautiful.

For some reason, she's wearing a familiar maid outfit. I don't know why, but I feel like I've seen this maid outfit somewhere.

Wait.

Just wait a moment please, not only for the outfit. I'm sure I've seen this girl before.

Yes, I know her, know so well in fact… and it finally strikes my brain. It's clear.

I'm still sleeping at the moment and what's happening right now is nothing but a dream… no wonder everything makes no sense.

Arise from the position I'm currently in, I bring my hand to rub my eyes, tried at least.

What my finger met was not my face like I expected, but a fabric of cloth… what the fuck, something is blocking my eyes, and yet my eyes still can see just fine?

This dream just keeps getting more and more ridiculous as time goes.

"Gabriel?"

Yes, one of the Ten Archangel, an NPC group of the elite battle maids in my guild, their names were openly inspired by the angels of the Bible.

"Yes?"

And I'm having a conversation with an NPC? This is interesting, let's enjoy it, for now, it's not every day I have my consciousness in a dream. Is this what people called a Lucid dream?

Move my body toward the bed's edge.

"Sit here," I told her while my right hand lightly tapping the space beside me.

She complies with my request with a perplexed expression.

Holy shit, her smell is so good… can I even smell something in a dream?

Without warning, I bring my hands and grope two of her melon-like breasts, and kneading her bouncy meat in my finger.

I ignore the surprised gasp from her mouth.

Holy shit, now I've seen everything. Is this what achieving enlightenment feels like, I feel like I can answer every question that exists in this world.

Angel's breast.

My hand keeps massaging her breast until I hear a stifled moan coming from her mouth.

"Aaahh~~ milady, I'm happy that you would play with my body, but mmmhh ~ we have a more urgent problem at the moment," she informs me with a flushed pink face, and her mouth nimble at her finger.

Ero, that was seriously erotic. I can eat three portions of white rice while watching her.

Angel's breast.

I nodded absentmindedly, trying to keep up my mind despite my brain still being filled with the dirty thought of her amazing breast.

"What it is?"

Angel's breast.

Wait… it surprises me how I just notice it.

What's wrong with my voice just now? It was so feminine and gentle, like a woman's voice… what the fuck.

This is a dream, right?

I stopped my hands from rubbing her breast for a moment.

"It happened last night after your grace went asleep. It seems that Firdaus has been transported to an unknown land for some reason."

She informed me as if everything is normal like my hands are not cupping her breast at the moment.

"For the time being, Echidna-sama and Pandora-sama have taken the first measure and conceal the castle from the danger of this unknown land, and Satan-sama had told us we should wait for your order before taken the next action."

The hell she's just talking about?

I'm starting to have doubts, but… this is a dream, right? It's a dream, right?

Right!?

Who cares about that? Not me.

I grope her breast once again.

"Aahhh~~" she moaned.

Moe~~ that was seriously erotic.

Angel's breast.

- TBC -

What the fuck did I just write? This is legit ridiculous even for me.

Name: Mahalia Godspell

Epithet: The Sole Honored one and The Strongest Magic Caster

Job: Overseer of Asgard, One of the Hundred All-Mighty Beings, and Guild Master of Trinity

Residence: Heavenly Castle of Firdaus, 7th floor

Alignment: Extreme Good

Sense of Justice: 500

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Racial Level:

Ain Soph Aur: 5

Chaos: 5

Outer God: 5

{The One: 1}

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Job Level:

True Magic Caster: 5

Transcendent: 5

Primordial: 5

Ruler of Asgard: 5

Providence: 5

Creator: 5

The Great Old One: 5

All-Knowing: 5

Author: 5

Magic God: 5

Master: 5

The essence of Magic: 5

Pure Existence: 5

Guardian of YGGDRASIL: 5

Law: 5

World Maker: 5

Preeminent: 5

Total Level: 100 {+1} (Racial Level: 15 + Job Level: 85)

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Ability Chart:

HP: 100

MP: ?

PHY. ATK: exceeds limit

PHY. DEF: 100

AGILITY: 100

MAG. ATK: exceeds limit

MAG. DEF: 0

RESIST: 0

SPECIAL: ?

TOTAL: 700+

Trivia:

Gender: male (former), variable (currently female)

Heigh: 178 cm (former), variable (currently 180cm)

Weight: 67 kg former), variable (current)

Job: private teacher and freelancer (former)

Based on: Dante, B part (Honkai Impact 3, for clothes and hair), Sword Maiden (Goblin Slayer), Mio Takamiya (Date a Live, flower decoration), and Lapis Lazuli (Houseki no Kuni, for scheme color)

She's basically is the combination of Odin, YWYH, some eldritch shit, and original deity from YGGDRASIL's lore.

Yeah, the NPC is will be based on the actual mythology figures.

-o-o-o-

This is only my opinion, you don't need to agree with me, my own power leveling tier. We don't how strong the level 100 is in YGGDRASIL and probably will never know, so all of this is only my own assumption:

F tier: single pair of fallen, angel, or low-class devil (s1 Issei)

E tier: high-class devil (s1 Rias)

D- tier: low tier ultimate class (Sairorg or whatever his name, member of hero faction, maybe Kuroka)

D tier: ultimate class (Vali, Cao cao, they probably should be in high tier ultimate class, ten winged fallen and angels)

C tier: satan class, dragon king (Grayfia, Serafall, Diehauser, and bald dude I bother remember his name)

B tier: archangel and major gods, evil dragon (four seraph and Azazel)

B+ tier: chief gods, super class (original Satan, average level 100 players, no special skills or self-made magic)

A tier: low tier top ten (I have no idea how the order of top ten. Top class NPC, Albedo can tank 3 super tier magic without problem, and Shalltear is still stronger than her, and etc)

S tier: mid-tier of top ten (heavenly dragons, some unique NPC)

S+ tier: top tier players with unique and rare class, of course with full equipment (Ainz with his full equipment would destroy Shalltear without problem, Ulbert the strongest magic caster of Nazarick)

SS tier: Indra

SS+ tier: top tier players with special class (world champions, and special NPC like Rubedo along with the other 8th Floor Hierarchy, Ainz admit that even with full equipment he would not stand a chance against Rubedo, he even said that Touch me has no chance against her)

SSS: top tier of top ten (Trimurti and Biblical god, if what Indra said is true, the beliefs from a follower is a power to the gods, that mean the biblical god would be so fucking OP if he still alive, but by that logic then Amaterasu and the Buddha, like Shakyamuni and the ones from Taoism should be in this list as well instead of the forgotten gods like Aten, Lugh, Hades, or Thor, since they have tons of follower other than Hindu and Abrahamic religion… yeah, doesn't make a sense right, just like the power level in this series)

EX: the abstract conceptual beings and world enemy (Ophis, Great Red, Trihexa, Devourer of the Nine Worlds, and Mahalia)

Did I write this because I want to share my own power level? Of course, no.

(Just because I place the group in one tier doesn't mean all of them is equal, like Michael, Tiamat, Crom, Azi, Apophis, and the duo current super devils should be in a higher tier than their groups)

(Ainz without a doubt is the strongest character shown so far in the series, and yet he was not the strongest in the game, hell, he's not even the strongest in his guild, Tabula and Ulbert had been said to have stronger magic power than him and Touch Me is far above him)

(The reason why Ainz had so much trouble against Shalltear is because she was hard countered him so bad, his specialty -Necromancer- is not suitable to fight her, and yet he was still able to win)

(Maybe I should put the average level 100 players with the top class NPC, since they still have Super Tier magic at their disposal, they can easily stopping time, creating a black hole, literally dropping city-sized meteors, and others such as the instan death magic)

(Rubedo should be in her own tier as well, Ainz said even with full equipment he still cannot defeat her, but dunno if he was including World Items in his statement)