Arthur Kensington Jr. (a.k.a. the Nerd) was reading a book on Arthurian Legends in his room.
"Wow. King Arthur and his knights are so cool." said Arthur, "I wish I could live in Camelot and be king. That would be so cool."
At that moment, Arthur's narcolepsy started kicking in and he began to dream. He then found himself in medieval clothing sitting at the front of a round table.
"Oh WOW! My wish came true!"
But then his excitement turned to disappointment when he saw the three circle insignia carved into the table.
"Oh wait. I'm in the Quest for Camelot version of Arthurian legend."
At that moment, Kayley came into the room.
"King Arthur! Ruber and his henchmen are attacking Camelot! I have to protect you!"
"Yeah, didn't you constantly have to be rescued by your blind boyfriend in the Forbidden Forest?" asked King Arthur, "Thanks, but I don't need your help. Actually, could you get him to guard me instead?"
At that moment, Ruber with excalibur attached to his arm.
"Ta-DA!" said Ruber.
"Yeah, not the most nuance Gary Oldman performance." said King Arthur in disappointment.
At that moment, Ruber swung the sword at Arthur. Arthur started running out of the room and meets up with Devon and Cornwall.
"Devon! Cornwall! Quick! Fly me out of here!"
"But we can't fly if we don't agree on anything!" said Devon.
"What's your opinion on fruit bouquets?" asked Arthur.
"They're disgusting." said Cornwall.
"I agree." said Devon.
"That seems to be the general consensus." said Arthur as he hopped on Devon and Cornwall's back.
The two-headed dragon flew in the air and grabbed Ruber by the cape and lifted him up.
"Now drop him onto the stone, Devon and Cornwall!"
Devon and Cornwall then dropped Ruber as the sword miraculously fit into the cavity and zapped Ruber out of existance.
At that moment, Arthur woke up from his dream.
"Oh wow. I think Excalibur cured my narcolepsy!"
Arthur then looked down and saw that he accidentally spilt soda on his book.
"Oh, the librarian is not gonna like this."