As the mouse and his pals partied like they're in their 20s, they're all fucking in the house of mouse. Chaos was spewing outside the clubhouse. Mickey's gang were beginning to get into everyone's nerves. The townsfolks settled to form a mob in opposition to the mouse's tyranny. The world government was even involved.

"Death to the clubhouse!" they would say.

"Let's shut those punk asses up!" Another one called out.

They marched towards the mouse building; stomps boomed with rage, pitchforks and torches protruding over the river of heads.

Fucking like people from third world countries, the clubhouse crew ignored the shaking ground as the rioters started to shorten the gap between them.

It didn't took long for the angry citizens to finally arrive just outside Mickey's clanhouse, yelling and throwing rocks and turds. Goofy, with his mutt ears heard the commotion and peeped at the window.

"Uh oh... " gulped Jester Goofy "Hey Mick! Looks like we got company!"

Mickey pushed Bugs off of his slim pelvis, fuming with annoyance "Crap! I knew this shit would happen... "

"Mickey Darling... What is goin' on?" Bugs asked. His voice sounded somewhere between fear and curiosity. "Eep!"

Mickey's response was not needed to let Bugs understand the fucking situation, for the dirty bunny heard too the cries outside and the shit splattering the windows.

"The Warners know I'm here, Doc!" Bugs cried on Mickey's flat boney chest "Don't let them take me away! They'll handcuff my prostate at the back studio again!"

Mickey consoled the weeping rabbit and said "I'd rather die than letting that happen, Bugsy Love... I would do anything for love, haha"

The Nazi mouse called to gather up his troop, especially the goof. Instantly, he came up with a speech to boost their morale for the impending conflict.

"Today is a day which will live in infamy, Pals" Mickey yelled "And I'll only ask you this once... WILL YOU FIGHT ALONGSIDE ME IN THIS WAR FOR LOVE AND SEX!"

His followers roared loudly in response, banging on their chests "AWOO AWOO!"
They weren't the violent sex addicts they once were, but battle ready warriors.

"Then repeat after me!" commanded the leading rodent. Extreme masculine demeanor was emitted out of that line.

OH TOODLES!

OH TOOODLES!

Then, scurrying towards the orgy participants, was a floating mouse shaped object. It was carrying various types of weaponry: Shotguns, Submachine guns, assault rifles, pistols, Trojan condoms, you name it - everything they need was brought.

Mickey handed out the armaments to his gay friends and saluted them.

"Head out to your designated positions, troops... I'll meet you at the front lines!"

It's been like minutes after Mickey dispersed his gang to their spots. The army, which consists of the entire Looney tune cast, has arrived since then, parking jeeps and other warfare vehicles around the law; One individual came out of the automobile, it was a chicken general.

"Boy, I say Boah! We know you're in there, you draft dodging hare!" It yelled through a megaphone. "We'll get you out of there, one way or another... You'll be deployed in North Korea and China for your crimes"

He confidently walked closer to the clubhouse as if he was in control of the situation. "Unless you surrender unar... "

What happened next was a fireworks show of blood coming out of the generals decapitated head as he was unexpectedly got hit clean by a girthy bullet.

"HOTDOG!" Mickey the child loving mouse celebrated. He was proud of his excellent marksmanship.

A soldier named Private Elmer Giovanni Fudd was shocked and screamed in despair "He killed Genewal Leghorn! Get that small dicked bastawd!"

The Looney army opened fire. The shower of bullets were definitely an inconvenience for the Guerilla mouse and his members but they were strong-willed and carried on countering with their own bullets.

Goofy was firing away perhaps more clumsily than Mickey had hoped for.

"Hyuck warfare sure is fun!" Goofy muttered. "Can't wait to tell Maxie all about this!"

The stupid ass dog was shooting everywhere. He doesn't even care if he'd hit his own men. Goofy was a trigger happy son of a bastard. There were news years ago of a school shooting and it was speculated that the goof was behind all of it.

Of all the machine gunnery, The worst had finally happened, Goofy accidentally shot Minnie's pussy, increasing the flow of her menstruation and perished from blood loss.

"MINNIIEEE!" Daisy screeched. The lesbian duck quacking lost it. First Uncle Donald, now Minnie. She had enough of this world, maybe it's best to leave while it's still early.

Daisy deepthroated the gun barrel and came for the last time. Her sobbing eyes looking straight at Mickey who was ordering her to cease. She closed her eyes and pulled the trigger.

Warm blood painted Mickey's motionless expression. He stood there bombshelled.

Meanwhile, Goofy, unchained from all sense of logic and conscience, continued his onslaught, singing "She'll be comin' round the mountain when she cums"

But it wasn't a lengthy carnage for a stray bullet hit Goofy right in the testicles.

"YAHHH HOO HOO HOO HOOEY" Goofy hollered before dying.

The noise startled Pluto and the hepatitis dog ran outside, clenching his ass which dragged Goofy along with him - Goofy was still balls deep inside Pluto by the way. Pluto headed towards the opposing side like the retard he was, with a corpse hot on his trail. He was soon met with the barrage of gunfire from Daffy the ghetto duck, Tweety Bird and Sylvester.

Although Pluto managed to survive the first wave of bullets since Goofy shielded him like a guardian angel - except this angel shoved ice in his asshole hours ago. Pluto went down a useless recruit afterwards.

Even alone at the face of danger, Mickey didn't back down. He still fought without dread. The mouse had huge balls for that.

"Allow me to help thee, Mickey" Bugs hugged the mouse from behind. "I can be useful"

"No! You're the sole reason we fought back" Mickey turned to his rabbit lover. "Stay back and let me fulfill my promise which is your freedom!"

Bugs' tears fell. It was both because of Mickey's love and fear of his demise. "But you're all alone"

"Not quite... " The Miska mouska said.

The rabbit was led to a secret chamber. Instantly, the lights brightened up the unconscious gloom the moment the two set foot. The first thing Bugs saw was a pod filled with bluish fluids, followed by a figure inside. It was Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen body.

Bugs gasped "What the Hell!"

"It's a surprise tool that will help us, later" Mickey said, running his palms downward at the glass. He was emotional standing before his creator, his father... His God.

Mickey said something incomprehensible and the container opened with a loud hiss of ancient splendor.

Walt Disney stepped out of his pod and greeted Mickey, grunting like Frankenstein.

Permission was then given to the rejuvenated man, the consent to unleash hell onto the enemies outside.

Disney grinned and leaped through the ceiling and landed outside, sonic booms were created as soon as his feet hit the ground, destroying all the parked vehicles.

"What in high noon!" Major Yosemite Sam cursed before his ginger moustache was ripped off by Walt and was used to choke him with it.

"Harder, Disney!" The cowboy moaned.

"Oh hell nah!" Daffy Dumas Duck said, running the opposite direction. However, his speed was nothing compared to Walt's immense quickness. The reanimated animator caught up with the duck, reached for the cloaca and pulled it. Daffy quacked as his cloaca was tugged out of his hole.

"HO HOO HO HOO HO!" Daffy Clampett hooted like a crazy loon. His pulled cloaca felt like releasing a long satisfying shit.

Annoyed, Walt shut the wacky duck by plugging the end of the appendage to Daffy's mouth and punched his guts. The black duck shat himself from the impact, letting him taste his own filth as the substance travelled in a loop inside him.

It was minutes of complete carnage for the army and rioters. Walt continued his thing: yanking Wile E. Coyote's dick through his ass, skullfucking Tweety until he climaxes, slapping mockingly Elmer's bald head etc. It was what Mickey wanted.

After all the bloodbath, Porky Pig remained. He begged for his life.

"Abibi abibi p-p-please dont k-k-ki ki... Murder my piggy ass, Mr. Disney"

Walt paid no attention. He was still going to do it. That Until, his body suddenly froze. He was supposed to be dead 50 years ago. Now father time has finally caught up with him. His body started to go through the process of rigor mortis. Decay quickly wasted no time in corrupting the man's deceased Disney dick which later spread throughout his whole anatomy. And with that, Walt was no more than just a plain old spooky scary skeleton.

Porky sighed in relief then quickly into anger after he saw Bugs and Mickey already fucking in victory at the window.

"Pieces of shit, I'll show you whose boss!"

The stuttering swine grabbed a bazooka and shot the horny assholes.

Mickey was frantically searching for the rabbit. The sudden blast separated their romantic knot.

"Bugs! Lover! Where art thou!" the villainous mouse called.

Hr heard a cough and followed it. There, he saw Bugs laying on the floor wounded.

"They got me good, Doc" Bugs mousekedoer emitted weakly "They got me fuckin' good!"

"Get out while you still can, Mick... I'm done for"

Mickey Oswald mouse won't accept it. He can't let his friends death go to waste. All that for the rabbit to die? That's just ludacris.

Mickey Mouse carried Bugs to his sex chamber and entered Walt "God rest his soul" Disney's pod.

He was planning to freeze themselves. It is their only way to be together forever. Mickey looked at Bugs' sexy dying eyes before kissing him as the pod seal closed and immediately deep-froze the two.

For generations, the lovers were still with each other, forever locked in a cold yet heartwarming kiss.

THE END