Oh just to remember this story is around the beginning of season 2.

Chapter #2

Archer's Apartment - Lincoln's room

The young 15 year old Lincoln Loud wakes up with a unhappy face. He slowly begins remembering his life and who he lives with.

Archer's Apartment - Terrace

Archer, in shirt, tie, and shoulder holster, sits at a large breakfast-laden TABLE. His elderly, long-suffering English butler, WOODHOUSE, pours Archer's coffee with weary resignation.

"I can't believe you Woodhouse." Said Archer.

"I'm sorry, Sir." Answers Woodhouse.

"Seriously you and- speaking of the devil!" Scream archer.

Lincoln enters the terrace as he puts on his jacket, he's wearing blue jeans, black shirt and a black hoode.

"Good morning Woodhouse, Archer."

Archer gives Lincoln a angry glare. "Yeah good morning Lincoln, could tell me what happened last night."

"I'm... I'm actually not sure." Answers Lincoln.

"Oh really." Says Archer with a sarcastic tone. "You didn't get my group of hookers to leave last night with all my alcohol and my Kenny Loggins SHIT!"

"Oh Yeah." Lincoln realises. "They thought I was your son or something."

Beat.

"You do realise I'm very angry right." Says Archer.

VROMMM.

Lincoln's phone starts ringing, he picks it up and starts reading.

"Mallory wants us to go to the Office"

"Why is she calling you and not me?" Screams Archer.

Lincoln begins calling Archer phone.

PHONE: Hello? Hey. Hello. Lincoln it's me.

Lincoln begins counting his fingers: Five, four, three, two, one.

PHONE: (Buzz horn sound) Haaaaaa! Leave it.

BIIIP.

The call go's off.

"How do you always have a voicemail hockes for the exact person calling?" Asks Lincoln.

"Honestly." Says Archer chuckling. "I program it to."

Lincoln let's out a huge sigh. "You know Archer if you wasted half your time, on your work as you do on your voicemail, you could actually become the world's greatest Spy."

Beat.

"Nah." Answers Archer.

END OF CHAPTER

I'm sorry if this chapter is a little short I'm with a bit of writer's block, but i promise the next chapter will be the continuity of this chapter.