I know everyone loves Loona, but she is not the most responsible Hellhound on the block. This will not end well for her. Fair warning.

Chapter 5: HellHound and Babysitting adventures

"Loonie we'll be a few days in the living world I need you to watch your baby brother while we're gone."

"No." Loona said calmly texting one of her gal pal Hellhound friends about partying those 3 days.

"Loonie i know your not exactly thrilled about the newest member of our family, but I can't leave him with Stolas this time he's taking Octavia on a weekend trip to LooLoo World. So I need you to step up and be an adult."

Loona looked up from her phone and yipped in surprise as Harry grabbed her muzzle. She grabbed him as Blitzo let go. And then vanished into a portal.

"And what am I supposed to do with you huh? Oh there's a letter."

Loonie, some rules and procedures for a calm evening.

He gets 1 count em 1 Oreo after dinner if he finishes his veggies like a good boy. If he's difficult, threaten his pony toys. Personally I use the grill torch.

"You giving him a hard time? Maybe your not so bad after all." Loona bounced her leg making Harry laugh before picking him up and carrying him to the office lobby. Can do." Loona sat down with an arm around Harry on the couch.

He HAS to be bathed before bed. If he doesn't get a bath not only does he start reeking like the living world he'll get a rash on his bottom.

"Simple enough feed him and bathe him every night. Plus breakfast I can just give you some cereal or microwave oatmeal."

He gets 1 episode of DeviTubbies before bedtime his favorite story is Goodnight Moon.

"A classic, maybe this won't be so bad."

Watch out for magic bursts. They've been acting up lately and can be unpredictable. I once found him on top of the roof of the apartment building with the tracker bracelet Stolas gave me. It's traced through the baby monitor tablet.

"Troublemaker huh? Your okay kid." She tweaked his nose and he tried batting her away with both hands. Loona chuckled "Well I am the big sister so I have to annoy you somehow."

Loona had put Harry to bed and opened up a fresh bottle of Crystal Clear Vodka.

"Here's to parenthood." And drank deeply.

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When Blitzo came home, the place was trashed. Liquor bottles where everywhere and the place reeked of cigarettes.

"Where is he?!" Blitzo asked no one after spying Loona on the floor passed out with a empty bottle of peach schnapps in her hand.

"Loona wake up." Blitzo kicked his daughter in the side. She blinked her eyes open and winced from the light.

"What the Hell is THIS?" He held up an empty.

"Uh I don't rem-" Loona looked at the schnapps bottle and thought fuck I went on a bender again.

"Loona what did I ask you to do for a few days?"

"Watch...THE BABY." She suddenly sat up straight.

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Baby Harry didn't know where he was. He was home where woof woof lady was pretty much ignoring him and drinking smelly juice and suddenly he found himself in this loud crowded place full of monsters. He wanted his Dada. But what's this? Birdy man! Birdy man was nice! He would help Harry find Dada.

Harry crawled through the crowd towards the owl man. He tried calling toward him but the other demons and crowd noises where so loud.

"DADA!" He shouted at the top of his lungs. Standing up in the mud food and filth.

Stolas stopped.

"Daddy what's wrong?" Octavia asked.

"I thought I heard some-"

"DADA!" Came again with familiar crying sounds.

Stolas turned around and saw a filthy Harry in human form waddling toward him bawling and filthy. Immediately Stolas picked

Harry up and waved his hand quickly over his form changing him into his temp imp form.

"Who is that Daddy and why did he call you Dada?" Octavia asked.

"Come on. We have to go."

"But our weekend-"

"I mean now Octavia." Stolas said sternly. "I promise we'll come back next weekend and I'll buy you whatever toys you want from the gift stores but we need to go NOW."

"All right." Octavia said sadly and followed her father out to the limousine.

Octavia watched as the imp baby snuggled into her fathers down chest.

"Oh you poor thing you are absolutely filthy. Who has Blitzy left you with? And you need a diaper change oh you poor little dear you must have a rash by now."

"Dada." The baby said again.

"Yes yes I know, we'll find Blitzy I promise you."

So this Blitz person was the imp baby's daddy? Octavia thought.

"WHERE IS MY BABY LOONA?!" He heard an angry Blitzo shouting.

"I DONT KNOW HE JUST VANISHED! I looked everywhere for him I could think of and when I couldn't find him...this happened." She sadly held the empty schnapps bottle."

"Blitzy. I believe I've found someone you've been looking for."

"DADA!" Harry reached for Blitzo.

"His...His first word!" Blitzo has stars in his eyes oh I am so proud of you my little impling!"

"How the fuck did you find him Stolas I thought you where at Loo Loo World?"

"Well...we where. Then I heard someone calling for Dada and saw him all covered in filth waddling toward me. In the park."

"You teleported all the way to Loo Loo World?" Blitzo looked at Harry in shock.

Harry whimpered a "Dada." And hugged his neck

"Daddy's not angry." Blitzo assures Harry with a cuddle. "At you." He glared at Loona. "Just go. Get out. GET THE HELL OUT! I don't want to see you until Monday morning ON TIME. No more wandering in at whatever hour you please hungover and stealing lunches, I want you ON TIME. I thought you had grown up Loona, I'm ashamed of you right now." He turned his back to her towards Stolas.

"Blitz i-"

"GO." Blitzo insisted pointing toward the door.

Defeated, ears lowered, Loona left her dads apartment.

"I'll forgive her eventually." Blitz said turning back towards the place where Loona had stood. "But it will be a while."

"Blitzy I do believe another person is owed an explanation." He brought around Octavia from behind his legs.

"Well hi there little Princess. I'm Blitz the O is silent." The imp said kneeling on one knee.

"What O?" Octavia asked in confusion.

"Aw thank you sweetie. This is my son Harry." Stolas waved his hand and the disguise dropped revealing the human toddler.

Octavia gasped as she saw a human for the first time.

"Dada." Harry said again hugging Blitzo's neck.

"I'm sort of...dating your dad." Blitzo said with a smile as Stolas put an arm around his shoulder.

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So yeah that happened. Loona was irresponsible and Harry ran to someone he knew would take care of him. Stolas. And they've both been introduced to Octavia.

Blitzo is not happy with and disappointed with Loona right now and he has every right to be.