Chapter 10: A Family Vacation

The family's first (and last) trip to Loo Loo Land.

"Sunscreen?" Blitzo listed off.

"Check."

"Fanny packs with snacks for the kids so we won't spend every last dollar?"

"Check." Stolas rolled all four of his eyes. He had nearly an infinitesimal amount of money but Blitzo declared he wouldn't let any husband of his fall into the habit of unnecessary spending. But he understood the need to avoid the sugary fried treats that all theme parks held. They'd get at least one though, they wouldn't torture the children.

"Sippy cup for Harry so he can have his mid morning apple juice?"

"Check."

"Towels and swimsuits for the wet play area? My flintlock for our protection?"

"Check, check and check." Stolas triple checked their bags as Blitzo listed off more items of necessity for a family vacation.

"Octavia's blanket?" Blitzo asked. "You know she likes to nap on long car trips." Both Blitzo and Stolas has fully embraced being parents to another small child in their lives.

"She has it Blitzy and a pillow." Stolas said as he rubbed Harry's head affectionately making the baby coo.

"And we can't forget Harry has to be in disguise when we go out in public that has to be priority number one. If anyone sees a live human baby we'll have all manner of assholes on us not to mention probably Overlords and even Lucifer himself."

"Lucy knows."

"WHAT?!"

"Did you honestly think I could ever lie to the Master of Deception himself?" Stolas demanded. "He called me to his office and asked too many questions. He knows exactly who Harry is and where he came from."

"Let me guess he won't tell us?"

"No he won't." Stolas sighed. "For all that Lucy hates his Heavenly Father he is almost exactly like him. Just a tad more sadistic."

"Fuuuuck."

"Papa said a bad word!" Octavia giggles from the car.

"He most certainly did and Daddy will be spanking Papa Blitzy when we get home."

"Down Boy." Blitzo sprayed Stolas with a bottled labeled Piss making him cringe even though it was only water.

And on they went. When it came to family trips they rode together but for official functions and parties they had Boxley drive them.

Stolas was dressed in his Loo Loo land attire and so was his husband. It was odd seeing them in casual clothes because the children normally only saw them either in their robes in the morning at breakfast or in their usual outfits which for Stolas included a literal crown and regal cape.

Blitzo on the other hand though he was married to Stolas now had the title of Prince Consort and did not to wear regalia unless they where performing official duties or attending special ritualistic parties. His typical attire was an undershirt with an overcoat that had red buttons held together by a red skull broach. Carried with him at all times was a custom flintlock pistol.

"How about some stimulating music?" Stolas suggested."

"HANKERING FOR SOME SEMEN WHEN I CAUGT YOUR STARE"

"Never again." Stolas immediately cut the radio off before browsing his own Hellphone for some stimulating classical music for Octavia and baby Harry.

"Papa what's Semen?" Octavia asked.

"Something you won't have to worry about until your 50." Blitzo replies. Determined to keep his little owlette pure as possible for the longest possible time.

"Via! Via! Play!"

"The baby's awake." Stolas said as Octavia started to play with Harry while the adults swapped out which of them drove.

"Ewww." Octavia held her nose as Blitzo pulled into a gas station.

After a fresh diaper change they where on the road again.

"Loo Loo land Loo Loo Land Loo Loo Land." Octavia kept singing as she swung her feet while Stolas pulled into the parking lot of the theme parks main entrance.

"First we sunscreen." Blitzo had to remind Octavia before she ran off.

"Papa I have feathers!" She protested.

"Daddy's putting on sunscreen." Blitzo pointed out watching Stolas rub the cream into his arms and legs before rubbing it on Harry's face while the baby imp formed human squirmed in his grasp. Puttinf Harry in his baby carrier on his chest Stolas turned toward Blitzo. "We're ready Blitzy."

"Let's do this! Let's go lick some ass!" Blitzo said in determination hooking his fanny pack around his waist.

"The expression is Kick some Ass Blitzy."

"Mines better." The imp said as they walked into the park with their children.

"I can't do this." Blitzo said hours later as they neared the Fizzoroli and Friends show tent. Panic clearly on his face.

"Daddy I wanna see the show!" Octavia said to Stolas. Pulling on his shirt.

"Blitzy why don't you go rest on a bench while I take the children into see the show?" Stolas suggested.

Blitzo calmed down. "No it's okay. I HAVE TO do this." He had to confront his ex...show that bastard clown he was happy. He had a son now and 2 daughters! He was married to the love of his life and technically royalty. If that sadistic clown tried anything Stolas was right there.

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"DADA!" Came Harrys frantic cry from the crowd of kids.

"Daddy!" Came Octavia's terrified voice.

The children cane running toward Blitzo and Stolas our of the crowd.

"Is that Blitzo my sensors spot in the crowd? Guess you finally got a couple kiddies to care about you huh?"

"The O is silent and you know it bastard." Blitzo snapped as he picked up his little impling of a son.

"Hah figures you'd be playing babysitter to a Princes kid and some poor saps brat. Babysitting is a lazy job ya know just like how you where when you told your lazy jokes here. Not to mention whenever you sucked me off."

"Bitch I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap ass robo tip off of an overrated sellout JESTER." Blitzo hissed as he put Harry in Stolas carrier. "And to YOU that's Prince Consort Blitzo."

"Ooo FANCY AND SALTY." Fizzoroli laughed. "How about a kissy kissy for old times sake huh? BLITZO." He leaned into Blitzo. Puckering his lips and leaning into the visibly distressed imp.

"Pardon me."

"Huh?" Fizzoroli looked up to catch and uppercut from the owl prince sending him flying into the other animatronics.

"I think it's time for us to leave this place." Stolas said as he held onto his family. Glaring as Fizzoroli slowly got up laughing.

Turn to STONE. Stolas thought as his eyes flared and Fizzoroli screamed in terror as stone creator up his body.

"BLITZO!" He reached out for the family whose children where shaking in terror.

Blitzo walked right up to Fizzoroli taking one of the clowns mallets and WHAM. Fizzoroli shattered into pieces.

The audience was still watching in shock and awe. Some children who liked robo Fizz where starting to cry.

"Sir, Lord Stolas, were going to have to ask you to leave the park." One of the workers said. "You've All now got a lifetime ban."

"Good." Blitzo said hocking a loogie on the worker. "I hate this place anyway. Too many bad memories."

And with a lifetime ban the family left for their hotel. Just because they where banned from Loo Loo Land didn't mean they couldn't have a nice family vacation anymore...

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So Harrys around 3 here and Octavia 7 it's basically a rewrite of episode 2.