Harry is abducted from Hell by Hogwarts Staff and there will be Heck to pay. HECK I tell ya.

Chapter 12: The Wrath Of Pride

It was a quiet Saturday morning in the Pride Circle for a change. No turf wars between sinners and the Overlords wouldn't fight each other until Extermination Day, the day Gods chosen Exterminators came down from on high to slaughter the damned souls of Pride to deal with its overpopulation problem.

On this day the Goetia family would go to another ring for protection. Their servants had a bunker stocked with food and supplies for at least a week due to the turf wars that followed Extermination Day.

Harry Goetia was Now Ten years old going to be 11 and had pledged his Loyalty to the House Goetia and his family line. He was in his room in their shared palace home listening to music on his Hellphone and reading a novel from Earth. When his Dad Blitz went to the surface for his hit man job he always tried to bring Harry as many books as he could steal and had managed to find some rarities for his collection.

The Tarzan series by Edgar Rice Burrows was one of his favorites about a human man raised by gorillas in the jungles of Africa. He related to Tarzan strongly due to his own unique circumstances. For his birthday last year Blitz had presented him with a first edition of the original novel in excellent condition. It was currently in a display case next to his door.

Suddenly he felt a powerful tug inside him. Something was pulling him somewhere!

"DADDY!" Harry shouted as he doubled over terrified not wanting to leave.

Blitz broke down the door a few moments later. "Harry what's the matter are you hurt?"

"Somethings trying to take me!" Harry said trying with all his might not to follow the tugging.

"Alright listen." Blitz said calmly taki a deep breath. "The magic pulling you can be traced. It may take some time but we will find you. Understand kiddo? We love you and we're not letting you go."

"Daddy I don't wanna go." Harry said holding onto Blitz in terror.

"Blitzy what's going on?" Stolas demanded as his son started glowi g with ancient magic.

"Stolas start a tracking spell YESTERDAY." Blitz ordered.

"At once." Stolas brought up his book as Harry finally vanished.

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When Harry came to He was sitting on a stone floor surrounded by humans in what looked like a castle.

"He just came up from Hellfire." Came an adults voice.

"Where has he been all this time?"

"What on earth is he wearing?"

Harry reaches inside his pocket.

"Expelliarmus."

Harry resisted the urge to let go of his Flintlock and raised it into the air BANG.

"Everybody shut the FUCK up before you all end up with rocksalt in your kneecaps." Harry ordered as stocks where pointed at him.

"EXPELLI-BANG" a hook nosed human with greasy hair fell over.

"He shot him." Someone said in shock.

"What? It's just rock salt. It's gonna hurt like a bitch for a while but he's not gonna die from it. It's called a Deterrent." Harry said condescendingly. "Dad won't let me touch live ammo yet lucky for you people, cause I have every right to pop a cap in every single one of your assholes right fucking now."

"Such vulgarity." Came from an older woman who smelled like a cat.

"What do you care you old bitch your the ones who kidnapped me from my home." Harry snapped at the lady. "Right from my bedroom."

Suddenly he smelled sulfur. Knowing what was coming.

"Welcome home Mr. Potter." Said an old man with a stupid Merlin beard.

"That's Goetia." Harry said aiming his flintlock at the old man. "My name is Harry Rameses Goetia second heir to the Throne of Pride. And you've FUCKED UP."

"Alright would someone please mind telling me just why you all terrorized MY SON and kidnapped him right from his own bedroom and did you really think we wouldn't have a way of immediately finding him?" A red creature dressed in a similar manner to Harry popped open from a new portal. "Please," he brought out a shotgun. "Before I start killing you all."

"Dad." Harry ran to the imp and embraced him.

"Told you we'd find you kiddo." The creature said rubbing Harry's head like a father would their son. "Get begins me."

Harry got behind Blitz but never discarded his Flintlock.

"What's with Greasey over there?" Blitz asked.

"Rock salt to the kneecap."

"Good boy." BlIz said. "We've trained you well."

"I believe Mr-" an old man started.

"I am Blitz Goetia the O is silent in my first name. And Harry's FATHER."

"Technically only one of them." Harry spoke up before Blitzo smacked the back of his head playfully.

"Grown ups are talking."

"I am Albus Dumbledore Headmaster If the school we are currently in. We've been...searching for young Harry for quite a long time. He disappeared you see after his parents where murdered by a foul wizard..."

And so Dumbledore went on explaining how Harry's birth parents where killed. Blitzo admiring Harry's birth dad for defending his family to the death.

"We searched the entirety of the rubble but Harry had simply vanished without a trace."

"I know. He ended up outside my apartment complex in Imp City." Blitz explained. "Aw Christ on a stick I need second parent guidance here. So tell me again why you brought him here?"

"We where under the impression Harry was being tortured due to being a human being in Hell." Albus said putting up his hands.

"Yeah most people in Hell wouldn't give a fuck he was Human it's only in the lower rings that it'd be really dangerous." Blitzo explained. He brought out the book waved his fingers over the portal spell in a pattern unrecognized by the mortal humans and opened a portal to their home.

"Stolas get up here I need a second parent for parent teacher conferences."

"Excuse me?" A new head popped out of the portal. An owl looking man. "why are they all not in puddles of their own urine and feces from terror? Blitzy have you gone soft on me?"

"I'll show you soft later Bird Butt. I decided to give them an opportunity to explain themselves before I started shooting."

"Very well Blitzy I trust your judgement."

Stolas rose through the portal and it closed.

"Papa!" Harry ran to Stolas who embraced his human son.

"So. You intrude on my home, terrorize my only son and why should I not swallow you whole and spit out your bones?"

Blitzo and Harry took a big step backward from the Owl Prince. As did the other humans behind Dumbledore.

"Mr. Goetia."

"That will be Prince Stolas to you mortal." Stolar crossed his eyes and his arms. "Speak now before I get more angry than I already am." His second pair of eyes glared and glowed evil red.

"...Prince Stolas I beg your forgiveness we where severely misguided in our efforts to locate and protect a young wizard whose been missing since infancy." Dumbledore.

"It's not really up to me is it?" Stolas asked. "Harry my Son? What do you think?"

Harry looked at the scared teachers and concerned face of Dumbledore.

"Pull a stunt like this again and I reserve the right to personally hogtie and castrate the one responsible." Harry insisted.

"Of course." Dumbledore agreed. "May I escort you all to my office?"

"Albus I don't think it wise to-"

"Not NOW Minerva." Albus insisted. "We must tread very carefully. By all rights Lord Stolas has every right to execute each and every one of us. Make sure Severus gets tended to."

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"I wish for Harry to attend Hogwarts."

"Pffft." Blitzo burst out in laughter. "I'm so sorry that has to be the funniest shit I ever heard. You want MY son to attend the school his kidnappers Ahahaha." The imp slapped his knees. "Please can I kill him right here?" Blitz aimed his shotgun at Dumbledore.

With a flick of his wand the shotgun became a flock of canaries that encircled his head and started pecking.

While Blitzo was dealing with his canary conundrum Stolas turned back to Dumbledore."He's not dead is he? This Voldemort fellow? Seriously could he have picked a worse name? Death comes for everybody eventually."

"I have a few theories but no direct confirmation. I wish for Harry to learn magic from our ancient institution to be able to protect himself when the time comes."

"Harry can protect himself just fine." Blitz came up. Giving up on the damned canaries. "He has Stolas, me and IMP."

"The Immidiate Murder Professionals." Harry elaborated. "Including my big sister Loona and my SatanParents Moxie and Millie.

"I assume SatanParent is the mirrored term for Godparent?"

"It is And they would rather die than let anything happen to Harry." Stolas praises the duo. "Your lucky it was us that cake through the portal and not Mildred. She would raze this castle to the ground."

"Even so..." Dumbledore got back on track. "

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After several hours of intense negotiations it was agreed that Harry would attend Hogwarts the next year "on a probationary status if he alerts us of any wrongdoings on the part of the school staff he will be back in Hell faster than you can blink. Then the Wrath Of Pride comes." Stolas warmed Dumbledore. "And all my legions Of demons with me."

Now we're at Philosophers Stone. Harry will be among his own kind for the first time in nine years.I was gonna go on a bit Dumbledore but decided on a quick exit.

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