"Fuck you!" Came from Harry's room as Stolas passed by and he heard the sound of video games.
Harry was laughing. "Via I can't help it that your terrible at this game if you'd practice more you'd get better."
"Children." Stolas said as he strode in. "Via what have I said about swearing while playing games?"
"You'll ban me from electronics for two weeks." Octavia remembered cringing.
"I'll be lenient this time. Your only banned from consoles for 2 days." The owl said sternly. "And Harry so are you. Don't bait your sister."
"Aww."
"You can use this time to prepare for school. I'd suggest reading one or two of your textbooks.
"I've already read through The Standard Book Of Spells And One Thousand Magical herbs and fungi. Great read by the way I ordered you a copy." Harry said to his papa.
"Well, thank you for that, your still grounded from video games for Baiting your sister.
"Dammit."
"That's 3 days."
Harry wisely shut his mouth as Stolas left the room. Harry shut off his VStation 4 and out the controllers into charge. He then crashed o to his bed and started planning. Next week he would be leaving home to attend a magic school in the living world. It would be his first time leaving Hell for long periods of time.
He would miss everybody. Miss out on quite a bit of adventuring no doubt with IMP now funded for the next 10 years. Blitzo has kissed him on the forehead for a long time and called him his new favorite. Loona scoffed as she would always be Blitzos favorite at heart.
Reluctantly, Harry started to pack his trunk with his school books leaving out a charms book he had picked up not in the curriculum and A beginners guide to transfiguration. Mr Ollivander had said his birth father had been a transfigurations expert and his mother a charms expert. Maybe some of their talent had been passed down to him...
"Everything packed? Got your books? Your wand? Wallet with charge cards? Hellphone for emergencies? Flintlock for emergencies and asserting your dominance?"
"DAD! for the LAST time, I'm all packed." Harry said as Boxley rolled his trunk to the car. "I even have the plushies you made of you and Papa, Via And Loonie so I won't be as homesick.
"Your my baby!" Blitzo sobbed as he hugged Harry. "And your leaving home for the Living World!"
"Dad! You have Papas book! You can visit anytime you want to and they can't really stop you."
Blitzos eyes became stars. Oh he could see the possibilities. Maybe he could convince the teachers to start a class on normal weaponry. He could leave IMP in capable hands.
The family prepared a portal directly to A train called The Hogwarts Express.in a less crowded space so there would be less panic.
"Ahh there you are."
"Mr. Malfoy." Harry greeted the older man.
"Narcissa. Draco." Stolas greeted Harry's new friend and his mother.
"Your highness." Narcissa curtseyed. "I was unaware of your knowledge of our family in its current state.
"I monitor all family lines that have sought my blessings." Stolas. "My husband Blitzo." The owl introduced the y'all red being the wizards had never seen. "He is an imp." He added noticing their confusion.
"So your the sorcerer who found my son in that weird ass black magic shop. I'm Blitz the o is silent. Stolas just likes to tease me about it." The imp glared at the taller male who blushed and turned away.
"You would be the creature who found Mr Potter in a box then?"
"Yessiree that's me." Blitz said. "Raised this little guy for 2 years in that shithole complex before old Stolas here finally popped the question."
"Muggle euphemism." Harry explained to the adults confusion. "It means Father asked Dad to marry him."
The Hogwarts Express was a beautiful scarlet engine, with gold accents on the passenger car windows. The only timetable said Hogwarts Express: Eleven o'clock. Students and Parents running all over to catch younger siblings and carry luggage into the trains passenger cars.
Harry and Draco's parents found a room for the two and Blitzo and Stolas sat with Harry for a few minutes.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" Blitzo asked.
"Dad I want to go." Harry said. "I'm really excited!"
"You can always come home anytime your feeling overwhelmed." Stolas reminded the boy as he hugged Harry.
"I know. I have my Hellphone with autotext remember?"
The two demons left the train as the whistle blew. Standing with Lucius and Narcissa as students of all shapes and sizes waved at the crowd and oooed and awed at the sight of Blitzo and Stolas.
"I'll be right there Hun I want a word with Lucius." Blitzo said as Stolas hopped through a portal to their palace home.
"Alright mister I want to make one thing perfectly clear." He pulled Lucius down to his level. "If you betray my son in anyway that he comes to harm I will fuck you AND your wife until your both fat and pregnant with half imp babies got it?" The imp said darkly.
"Yes sir." Lucius said uncomfortably.
The imp released the older wizard and hopped into the portal after his husband.
"What an odd little man." Narcissa said after exiting the train saying goodbye to Draco.
"You have no idea." Lucius muttered as the train began to pull away and students where waving to the crowd as it drove off.
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"How was the rest of your summer?" Draco asked Harry as he peruses a Hellish Equestrian magazine.
"Same old summer as usual. Playing games with my sister. Laughing when she gets mad at losing. Biggest surprised was being kidnapped to A magic school I had no idea existed. Boy papa was pissed when we got home."
Knock knock knock
"Come in." Draco said.
"Draco! How was your summer?" A tall black boy asked as he strode in with his trunk. "I saw Nott and Parkinson's in another car with Greengrass. Hello? Who is this?"
"Blaise this is Harry Goetia. Harry this is Blaise Zabini.
"A pleasure." Harry said as he Went back to his horsies.
"Your Harry Potter!" A new voice of a girl with the face like a pug cane in and sat next to Draco.
"This is gonna be my whole day isn't it?" Harry asked Draco.
"Probably."
"Christ in drag." Harry closed his magazine. "Yes my birth family was the Potters and they where killed." He told his story as two more children showed up. A boy Draco greeted as Theo Nott and a girl Daphne's greengrass. "I however somehow survived that lethal curse and whatever forces in the universe decided to send me in my baby clothes and blanket in a box to the front steps of an apartment complex, in a city in the Pride Circle of Hell called Imp City. An imp named Blitzo came home from work and watched 3 demons walk right past me. He took me in and raised me as his son. He married his boyfriend Prince Stolas two years later and Papa Stolas adopted me officially. Questions? Comments?" He asked the group of children.
All hands where raised, even Draco's.
"Not about the night my parents where murdered I remember NOTHING."
A few hands where lowered.
"Blaise." Harry said.
"Hell is real?"
"Yep. So before you die unless you wanna head downstairs to the fun zone with us you better get squared away with the J man. Greengrass next."
"What's your family like? Aloy Of is growing up would fantasize about what kind of family adopted you and some where interesting theories."
"My dads name is Blitz. He's an imp. He has a silent o attached to his first name so it's spelled Blitzo but the o is silent. I have 2 older sisters.
Loona is the oldest of us and the first of us Dad adopted when she was 16. She's 26 now and a recovering alcoholic. She's also a Hellhound.
Papa Stolas's daughter is Octavia and is 16. She goes to a business focused boarding school and is interested in a career in finance.
Papa Stolas is the Prince of the Pride Circle so we are very well off. Filthy rich if I'm completely honest with you. He is a passionate man who cares for the well being of his subjects as best he can in a place like Hell. He also has a bit of an Imp fetish to be honest which is what lead to his divorcing Octavia's mum, a raging bitch on her best day, and marrying my dad.
"What's a fetish?"
"Something That is for adults only." Harry said, remembering that these where normal mortal children not imps or hellhounds.
"Alright." Theo said as he dug into the sweets he brought from home. Sharing the cookies his mother baked fresh that morning with everyone.
Harry looked at the cookie suspiciously. "There's no meat." He said. "or eyeballs."
"There's not supposed to be it's a chocolate chip cookie." Theodore said looking at the other boy oddly.
"Sweets where Harry lives have meat on them or in them even in ice cream." Draco said to disgusted looks.
"Don't knock ice cream bugs till you tried them their almost pure protein and a staple at Hell's carnivals and fairgrounds. Harry said before taking a bite of his cookie. He smiled and chomped down the rest of the huge cookie at least 3 inches wide.
"There we go." Draco clapping Harry's back. "Boy hero's first cookie."
"Did you say eyeballs?" Pansy asked with a shudder.
"If your ever in the Pride Circle You should never go down Cannibal Cabal." Harry warned. "They'll snatch you up and sell you for cuts of meat and entrails."
The children where stunned into silence as Harry accepted another large cookie and went back to his Hellish Equestrian.
They also took note of his odd manner of dress. A navy overcoat with a large bottom buttoned up with 3 green buttons topped by a green skull broach with diamond eyes. He wore an undershirt with a large 4 piece collar as well and black with crimson trimmed punk boots.
"What an interesting pair of shoes." Daphne said trying to start a conversation.
"Right?" Harry asked. "My sister Octavia for them for me for my birthday this year from Stylish Occult. They sell punk style clothes and weird taxidermy. They have a pentagram drawn in Sinners blood on the bottoms." He brought up a leg on his knee and indeed there was a pentagram drawn in what appeared to be blood on the bottom soles.
Not knowing what to make of this new image of the boy hero they all imagined growing up with, the children decided to talk among themselves about their summer activities with their families.
This was going to be a very interesting year.
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I deliberately left out crabbe and goyle cause I just don't like them as characters. Apart from a half baked plan to get into the Slytherin common room in book 2 and crabbe finally speaking in book 7 they don't add much to the story except for setting the room of requirement on fire with fiend fyre.
By the way I have a fabulous idea that is on the back burner because it won't happen until at least book 2. I know you guys will love it though.
BTW HOW AWESOME IS THAT HELLUVA BOSS IS SO POPULAR ITS NOW GOT ITS OWN SEPERATE TAG FROM HAZBIN HOTEL?!