"Did you see him? Next to the tall kid with the Snow White hair. The Malfoy boy."

"He dresses funny and has that weird broach.

"I heard he actually shot a kid before the ceremony last night.

"Did you see his face?"

"Did you see that funny scar?"

Draco had to keep Harry calm as they walked to and from class while their schoolmates whispered and pointed at him behind his back.

"Draco I swear to fuck the next person I hear whispering about me behind my back is gonna get a rock salt round to their knee."

"He has to be evil it's the only way he could've killed You Know Who."

BANG!!!

"I can tell this is gonna be a common occurrence between us eh Weasley?" Harry said, licking his lips as Draco smirked watching Ron Weasley Grab his knee and groan.

"Take him to the Hospital Wing. Harry ordered the 2 boys with him. Neville Longbottom and Dean Thomas."Madame Pomfrey will patch him right up."

The boys helped Ron over their shoulders. "Just so you know not all of us are like this idiot. We won't protest you putting him in his place." Dean Thomas told Harry before kicking Weasley in the shin.

"Tits." Harry said watching them drag Weasley away.

There where 42 staircases at Hogwarts. The fun part was figuring out which way the stairs where going that particular day, hour, sometimes minute. There where doors that wouldn't open unless you tickled them in the right place or kicked it in the middle on a foggy Wednesday evening.

Harry, Draco And Daphne arrived at their Transfigurations lesson. Turning something into something else. During their first lesson McGonagall had sternly told them; "Transfiguration is some of the most dangerous magic you will learn while at Hogwarts. Students caught messing around in my classroom will leave and not come back." She then wowed them by turning her desk into a pot belly pig. To which Harry shouted "Lunch!" Before going "aww." When she turned it back into her desk.

on Tuesday afternoon they trogged our to the Greenhouses. As first years they only used Greenhouses 1 and 2. 3-7 housed more and more dangerous plants. Due to spending more time with Papa Stolas than Via growing up in the palace greenhouses he had learned a bit about magical garden life. Every morning he snuck the Venusian Man Eaters a dead cat or some random animal the servants found for him. Papa thought they where getting a bit chubby. Harry made a mental note to bring Professor Sprout some non lethal Hell plantlife.

On Wednesday nights all but one of the first years went to the astronomy tower with Professor Sinistra to learn the movements of the planets and constellations. As she had said she would allow Harry to drop the class only if he took the NEWT exam at the end of the year.

On Thursday they had Charms with tiny Professor Flitwick. A Half Goblin, choir instructor he had an enthusiasm for Charms that Harry found he enjoyed. Harry found out there was a club for Charms and intended to sign up for it the following weekend when the first years got to explore extra curricular activities.

On Friday they had a double Defense Against the Dark Arts and Double Potions. This meant that the lessons went on for and extra hour and a half each.

Everyone had been looking forward to Defense against the Dark arts except Harry. For one, one could say he had been raised by Dark Creatures according to Ministry guidelines. And issue number 2...Professor Quirell appeared to be afraid of his own subject. And Harry was highly suspicious is as thanks to a body language course his dad made him take for his Assassin training, he had this funny feeling the man was presenting a false persona.

"He's Sus." Harry said to his new friends outside the Potions classroom.

"Who is?" Blaise asked.

"Quirell. He's faking that stutter."

"How can you tell?"

"My dad made me take a course on body language one summer. He putting forward a false persona and I'm gonna prove it."

"You are here to learn the subtle science and the exact art that is potion making. As there is little foolish wand waving or silly incantations many of you will hardly believe this is indeed a branch of magic but I can teach you to bottle fame, brew glory even put a stopper in Death."

He then had then start work on a simple sleeping draft. Simple, but powerful. When brewed correctly it would knock out the drinker for at least 12 hours.

The only Class no one but the extremely brainy students liked was History of Magic and it was the only one taught by a ghost. Professor Binns just went to sleep in his favorite chair one night and walked out of his body in the morning. Unfortunately he was an extremely boring teacher and most students used it as a free nap period, studying history on their own or in study groups.

On Sunday Morning students in the Slytherin Common Room where shocked when they suddenly smelled Sulfer and a portal opened up in the common room. They brought Harry out into the common room.

"Relax." Harry told the older students who had their Wands pointed at it. "Only one spell can make this portal and I know who can use it. Harry got on his knees and stuck his head through. He saw his Papa and Dad laughing at the sight.

"What happened to 'Don't antagonize other students?" Harry asked the two.

"Hey we asked YOU to not antagonize the students we didn't say anything about Stolas and I." Blitzos head popped up through the portal. Then he pulled himself out.

"We wanted to see our little starfire after not seeing him for a whole week." Stolas popped up next in his full Prince regalia.

"Everyone relax these are my Dads." Harry said to the older students who then lowered their Wands as Professor Snape was brought in by the current Head Boy who was a Slytherin Seventh Year named Puce. "Professor Snape. Harry greeted his Head of House. "My Dad Blitz, And my Father Prince Stolas. Yes he's an owl man. I know you guys use owls for mail but please no letters, as that would be racist."

"Ahem, well thank you for that son we wanted to speak with the Headmaster."

"I'm gonna persue a teaching career." Blitz told Harry. "Someone needs to teach these kids about what weapons they'll possibly encounter in the Non magical world and who better to teach them than me?"

"Of course, Blitzy And I talked this over and we agreed that it should only be taken by students ages 13 and older." Stolas told Professor Snape who was deep in thought.

He had long argued with the Board of Directors about a course other than Muggle Studies about the muggle world. "Very well I will escort you to the Headmasters office after breakfast.

Harry and Professor Snape gave his parents a short guided tour of the castle. Stolas was ever so eager to see the greenhouses but that would have to wait until after their meeting with the Headmaster and Teachers.

Upon entering the Great Hall Professor Dumbledore rose to greet the two. "Prince Stolas, Lord Consort Blitz. What a pleasure. To what do we owe this visit?

"I am here to formally apply for a teaching position. Professor Snape suggested that we do this post breakfast and we wished to spend some time with our son." Blitzo explained.

"Very well, Hogwarts welcomes you both. Where would you care to sit?"

Choosing to sit with their Sons house Stolas and Blitz introduced themselves and brought...

"Baby Pictures!"

The girl Slytherins squealed.

Blitzo has pictures from Harry's and his first year together.

"And here's my favorite! His first Halloween party!"

"That costume is so cute!" Pansy cooed seeing Harry squirming in Blitzos arms in a pony costume.

"Dad if you don't put those away I will burn them right here. I just learned a fire spell I'm itching to try and those look a lot like kindling."

"Alright that's enough of that these go right back into the family album." Stolas said waving a hand and sending the pictures back through portal.

"If you will follow me." Professor Dumbledore asked.

Stolas and Blitzo followed Dumbledore out of the Great Hall to his office.

"Did you see those monsters? No wonder Potter went to Slyth-"

BANG!!

Again Ronald Weasley fell over grabbing one of his knees.

"Ronand when are you gonna stop this pathetic crusade of yours?" The male Prefect of Gryffindor House Percy Weasley asked as The Twins Fred and George hoisted Ron on their shoulders.

Everyone sort of now just expected Ron Weasley to be shot in his kneecaps at least once or twice a week for some insult or another against Harry, His family or his Housemates. Those older Slytherins where highly amused. As the teachers did nothing to stop it.

"Is your dad really going to be a teacher?" Draco asked.

"Possibly, Dumbledore knows how powerful Papa is so he would not want to displease him." Harry said as they walked to the library for Sunday Study Time.

"What would his class be like?"

"Hard to say. My dad is one of those "I don't give a fuck what you think of me," types. It will probably be a class on non magical weapons."

"Exotic." Theo said as they got a few transfigurations texts from the library shelves.

"Will the Board Of Governors go for it though?" Daphne asked.

"With how powerful Papa Stolas is it probably won't matter what the board says." Harry said honestly.

"But the Board-"

"Daphne when I was 6 or 7 and had a scrying nightmare Papa took me to space in a far off universe that was collapsing while singing me a lullaby." Harry said. It's one of my favorite memories growing up and made me realize that even though I'm a mortal human my parents really do love me despite being demons."

"...oh." Daphne said in shock. She didn't know of any wizarding magic that could do that.

"I'll draw up a contract and contact you in say a months time?" Albums suggested to the pair.

"Perfect and the rest of the school year will give me plenty of time to whip Mox and Mills into shape for taking my place as the leaders of IMP for the next few years." Blitzo said.

"And draw up lesson plans." Stolas reminded him.

"Right. So you get that contract ready and Stolas and I will go spend the day with our son alright?"

"Agreed."

The imp and human shook hands and he and his owl husband left the Headmasters office.

Dumbledore sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. This imp was going to send him to an early grave. He just knew it.

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So yeah Blitzos gonna be a teacher. Be prepared for traumatized students.