SIRIUS BLACK BROKEN OUT OF AZKABAN
Sirius Black notorious mass murder and traitor to the Potters was broken out of Azkaban along with child biting werewolf Fenrir Greyback. Witnesses say tiny red creatures and a taller red creature used Muggle tools to break him out. We reached out to Harry Goetia for his thoughts.
"Your all bloody dumbasses." Harry said. "I hired my dad and satanparents to break Sirius out of a prison he had no business being in in the first place. It's obvious that Pettigrew set Sirius up to take the blame for his own actions. Which is why the finger was cut off at the knuckle and not say, at the nailbed or phalanx And you never found his corpse. According to my dad Sirius is resting comfortably and recovering. And I look forward to meeting him when I return home for the winter holidays."
"And your opinion on their use of Child Biter Greyback?"
"The way your country treats werewolves is abhorrent. It reminds me of the social hierarchy of Hell where Hellhounds and Imps are discriminated against despite being Hellborn beings. According to Papa Stolas upon entering Hell Fenrir Greyback became a Hellhound and is much more sane."
"Are you worried about possible political repercussions of your actions?"
"I can go back to Hell anytime I please and if anything should happen to me Papa Stolas' Legions will come knocking on your doors. plus I'm trained in Hellborn magic by several of Papa's Generals which is so much more powerful than anything that Hogwarts is teaching at the moment so I'm confident I could defend myself if I had too. I'd like to see them try anything."
"You shouldn't have antaganized the Ministry." Draco said.
"Fuck the Ministry." Harry said taking a bite of bacon. "They didn't even give Sirius a fair trial. Even Muggles don't just throw someone away for life without a trial first."
"Mr. Potter will you please see me In my office after breakfast." Professor Dumbledore asked as he strolled past.
"Is this about the Prison Break?"
"How did you come to the conclusion Sirius was set up?"
"Are you joking right now? It's completely obvious! From what I've heard from teachers who remember my dad and his group of friends Pettigrew was a coward. Would he have been the type to suddenly find that Gryffindor courage and go confront an allegedly powerful dark wizard supposedly Voldemort's new right hand?"
He could see the cogs in Dumbledores head going off.
"They switched. They switched without telling me."
"No shit." Harry said. "So Sirius has been innocent this whole time."
"Dear God what have we done?"
"Lost an innocent man of a decade of his life, put said innocent man in an extremely harsh prison with complete lunatics and murderers and his own unhappy thoughts exacerbated by foul soul sucking monsters want me to keep going here?"
"Dumbledore!" One of the old Headmasters came running through portraits. "I tried to reason with them but their insisting!"
Harry turned to hear an annoying "hem hen."
A short woman with two uniformed wizards arrived.
"Well. Isn't this a surprise he's right here. Saves us the trouble of searching the castle." The woman said. "Hello Professor Dumbledore I don't know if you remember me, Dolores Umbridge. Ravenclaw 64-71."
"I remember all my students Dolores. Particularly those who try to deny simple civil rights to magical creatures."
"Yes we'll, this is an arrest warrant for one Mr Harry James Potter."
"Which I refuse to recognize as my legal name is now Harry Rameses Goetia." Harry said to the woman with a glare. "If your going to arrest me use my proper name."
"On what charges?" Dumbledore demanded.
"Assaulting Azkaban Prison and freeing a disgusting werewolf and notorious mass murderer."
"Who was never convicted by a jury." Harry pointed out noting the only exit was being blocked by the uniformed wizards.
"So if you will present your wand we shall officially take you into custody Mr. Potter."
"Yeah not gonna do that. Seems like a pretty stupid plan to be honest. I mean if you read the prophets article you would know that I don't need a wand to kick your ass."
"Harry please there's no need for violence." Dumbledore pleaded arching for his own wand. "And I'm sure that even though your hit wizards are well trained they are fully aware of the ramifications of your actions here Dolores."
"Oh I disagree." Harry said. "Now seems an appropriate time for violence." Harry said getting into a defensive stance as he saw one of the hit wizards grasp something in his uniform. Harry brought up his hands and positioned his fingers to where his black crimson trimmed aura enveloped his hands. "Like so..." Harry moves his fingers again and a portal opened up underneath the 2 hit wizards. Several elderitchian looking tentacles rose up from the ground and enveloped the two to the point they where cocooned in inky black. Surrounded by ancient Hellborn scripture.
Harry then closes his palms and all the portraits, Umbridge and Dumbledore shielded their eyes as the script started glowing super bright Red before exploding and dropping the now crispy and in need of medical attention hit wizards.
"May I go to class now Headmaster?" Harry asked with a smile on his face saying. See what I can do if you cross me?
"Y-yes." Dumbledore coughed. "Yes Mr Goetia go to your classes. I shall contact Amelia Bones and report this incident."
"NO!" Umbridge whipped out her wand.
Harry held out his aura engulfed hand and said "Accio."
Umbridges wand was yanked from her hand and Harry held it while whispering an ancient spell his Papa had taught him. Hellfire engulfed the wand in his hand. The wand disintegrated. And the ashes blew out of Dumbledores window.
"Now you have no wand." Harry said. "Nice try. You know for someone who was in Ravenclaw your not too bright. I literally told the Daily Prophet I don't need a wand to kick your ass magic wise and you bring some fat old bitty and 2 toy soldiers? I am Prince Harry Rameses Goetia. Bring a challenge next time and I might take you seriously." He spat at Umbridges face before leaving the office.
To his surprise he found several hundred students in the hallway as he descended the stone steps from Dumbledores office.
"What happened we heard an explosion." Draco asked.
"A couple of hit wizards tried to ambush me and the Headmaster while some ugly toad lady tried to arrest me without using my legal name on the arrest warrant."
"You took on hit wizards?" Blaise Asked. "Highly trained lethally effecient in combat Hit Wizards?"
"Lethally effecient against Wizarding magic." Harry amended Blaise's statement before. "They've never crossed a Hellborn magic user before." Harry hoisted his schoolbag over his shoulder and moved forward through parting students watching him smirk as Draco, Blaise And his fellow Slytherin first years followed him to class.
To Be Continued...
So yeah that was clearly inspired by Alastors attack in Hazbin Hotel and while its not as deadly yet as Harry is young it can still cause some pretty significant damage. Those Hit Wizards will be out of commission for a while.
No he didn't learn it from Alastor. He learned it from one of Stolas' Generals. Stolas isn't aware that Harry can use that spell yet.
