Emerald Prince: Papa...I may need help.

Daddy Hoot Hoot: What did you do?

Emerald Prince: I may need to come back to Hell for a while. The wizard government is pissed about Sirius.

Daddy Hoot Hoot: How pissed?

Emerald Prince: They tried to arrest me with some old bitch and two Hit Wizards after cornering me in the Headmasters office.

Daddy Hoot Hoot: What do you mean tried?

Emerald Prince: Both Hit Wizards will be out of commission for a while and I destroyed the Ministry toads wand with that Hellfire spell you taught me.

Daddy Hoot Hoot: Good Boy

Emerald Prince: Memoji Of Harry with a bone in his mouth like Loona.

Daddy Hoot Hoot: of course you can come home. Sirius is recovering comfortably and cannot wait to meet you.

Emerald Prince: And Mr Greyback?

Daddy Hoot Hoot: Hes...adjusting

Stolas opened his camera app as his Blitzy bounced in Fenrir's lap while the Hellhound attacked his neck with nips and kisses.Taking several pictures for future self pleasuring.

Emerald Prince: Is Sirius mental state getting better?

Daddy Hoot Hoot: He's more aware of his surroundings but remember he was in that horrid place with his worst thoughts for ten years.

Emerald Prince: Ok. Can I bring Draco? Just in case they try to get to me through him. I wouldn't put it past them to try.

Daddy Hoot Hoot: of course he can come. We'd be delighted to meet him.

"Professor Dumbledore I think I should go back home for a while." Harry said.

"Why on Earth during the final months of your first term?"

"Because yesterday I was just ambushed by two Hit Wizards?"

"Right." Dumbledore said in agreement. "Carry on then.

"I'm also bringing Draco and Hermione with me. Just so they can't use them to get to me."

"Draco. Tell Hermione to pack her trunk you two are coming home with me for a while."

"Wait by home do you mean?"

"Yep we're going straight to Hell!" Harry said excitedly. "Just for a week or two until the Ministry stuff gets worked out. I don't want them using you guys to get to me and this is the best way I can think of doing so."

"At least let me tell my parents." Draco said.

"Of course of course. Go tell Hermione then go pack and write your letter. Remember I can tell Dad to open a portal anytime."

"Right."

Draco moves through the castle quickly on the off chance that the Ministry actually WAS planning retaliation for yesterday. He knew Gryffindors had Double Potions with Slytherin today so he made his way to Professor Snapes Potions classroom.

"Excuse me Professor. It's about yesterdays Incident night I borrow Miss Granger for a moment?"

Professor Snape looked towards the Gryffindor know it all. "Fine go."

"Draco what's going on?" Hermione asked.

"Go to your dorm and pack your trunk. Harry is taking us home with him to...I believe the muggle term is lay low? Due to the incident yesterday and he doesn't want the Ministry using us to get to him."

"Why? We didn't have anything personally to do with what happened at Azkaban."

"Guilt by association Hermione. Go." Draco said. "Better yet I'll escort you to the tower then bring you to the Slytherin dorms."

"Do you really think they'd attack us in school?" Hermione asked as they levitated their trunks.

"Hermione they attacked Harry in the presence of the Headmaster one of the most powerful wizards alive I wouldn't put it past them to do...anything...

An entire squad of uniformed wizards marched.

A hand appeared from a doorway and yanked Draco and his trunk inside before Doug the same to a yipping Hermione.

It was two small little red creatures and Harry with his trunk.

"This is Uncle Moxxie and Aunt Millie." Harry said. "Their my SatanParents."

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"Draco Malloy, Hermione Granger present yourselves." An authoritarian voice demanded.

"These people are insane if they think Headmaster Dumbledore will let this go." Hermione said.

"Let's get the fuck out of here." Harry suggested before Moxie and Millie dropped the trunks through before grabbing one of the other two children and jumping through with them. Harry stayed behind for one final fuck you.

Before being yanked by Blitzos own hand into the portal.

The head Hit Wizard watched said Imp flipping them off before the portal closed.

"Uh Sir, problem."

The Hit Wizard leader turned around to see almost the entire 5th through seventh year Classes holding them at wandpoint.

"What are you idiots doing blast your way through!"

"Sir their students!"

"I don't give a fuck we'll label them enemy combatants in our report!"

"I don't believe you will."

Professor Snape made his way through the crowd of students with the other House Heads. "And before you test our patience do try to remember we ourselves fought on battlefields during the War. Hit Wizards fresh out of training will not be any kind of challenge."

The squad of Hit Wizards surrendered.

"Hah!you should have seen the look on the leaders Dipshit face!" Blitzo laughed as Draco and Hermione where resting from the shock of almost being attacked by trained killers. Millie brought them both cups of water from the office water cooler.

"Thank you." Hermione said taking the cool water. "How does water exist in the pit of eternal fire?"

"Oh sweetie your worldview is so about to change." Millie said kindly.

To Be Continued...

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I wrote this out in one sitting lol. Usually I have to do several writing sessions for a chapter.

So Harry, Draco and Hermione are now in Hell together. Possibly through the winter Holidays. I plan on doing Cherub in this arc and I plan on Harry being friends with Collin at least. Maybe have a crush on him. he's my favorite Cherub. I'll try to make it a platonic crush though like he admires Collins work ethic or something