"NEVER AGAIN BLITZ!" Harry winced as he hears Papa shouting at his dad.

"Oh come on it was a freak occurrence! If it hadn't been for those fucking trigger happy cherubs we would have been in an and out of Liptons place in nothing flat!"

"I don't want him on another mission until he's absolutely ready Blitz. He broke his pelvis and both legs! We're lucky one of the cherubs was merciful!"

"You actually got into a fist fight with a cherubim?" Hermione asked as they played exploding snap on Harry's bed.

"Mhm." Harry said throwing down a card. "Not only that but they tried to kill me. Collin was the only one who protected me and that's why he's living in the palace with us for now."

"What are cherubs?" Draco asked throwing down 2 cards.

"Tiny angel like beings usually used as office staff." Harry said. "But Collins always wanted to be a teacher so he has a meeting with the Headmaster and Board of Governors with Dad today.

"Will they tell us if we can go back to school yet?" Draco asked as he sipped a soda.

"Probably. Dads going to bring up a safety net plan with the Board in case it happens again."

"Good afternoon Prince Consort Blitz." Dumbledore said at the Head of the long table.

"Really? Ya gotta power move me with this long table mob bullshit?" Blitzo asked as Collin hovered next to him.

"Amelia Bones has issued a restraining order against Dolores Umbridge and your son. She was the one responsible for sending the squad of Hit Wizards after Mr. Malloy and Miss Granger."

"Lucius! Your looking rather pissed." Blitzo said. Greeting his sons best friends father. "Your unhappy with this result?"

"Restraining Orders are only temporary." Lucius said. "I would have killed her with my bare hands if Dumbledore hadn't stopped me from strangling her in Fudges office."

"I can respect a man with that kind of passion for protecting his children." Blitzo said. "IMP can make it look like an accident. Here's my card." He slid the card down the table. "Any message you send me will find it's way time in Hell now."

Lucius pocketed the card after examining it curiously.

"Just rap your wand on the card 3 times and any letters you have will go right to my IMP office."

"Ahem. When can the children return to school Sir?" Collin asked respectfully.

"They can return on Monday. It is Friday so in my better judgement I figured they should remain where they are safe until the morning classes resume for the week." Their Winter Exams are also coming up." Albus reminded Blitzo.

"Alright now that that's out of the way." Blitzo said, "This is my newest associate Collin. He is a cherub. On our last job I took Harry along with us because I assumed he was ready for at least recon work. Unfortunately we ran afoul of a trio of Cherubs of which Collin was apart of their group and they proceeded to make our job difficult. Eventually we got into a sort of turf war and after Harry was injured badly in a fall Collin here was the only one of them not willing to kill my only son. So he is in my husband and mines good graces. We trust him with Harry, Draco and Hermione's well beings and we are proposing a set of new classes for third to seventh years."

"My class will be an exploration of Heavenly and Hellish beings and locations." Collin said bringing out a blackboard. "From how to defend yourself against them to their strengths and weaknesses. I understand you already have a similar course for Earthly magical creatures."

"Meanwhile." Blitzo coughed. "My class will teach students about Non Magical weaponry." Blitzo crafted a crude drawing of himself teaching about weapons. "For third and fourth years I will teach them about sharp weapons such as knives, swords and axes and then for 5th through 6th years we will be covering firearms. Though there will be no practical examination for firearms until 6th year. 7th year will be theory of explosives only. No practical examinations."

The governors muttered and whispered to each other.

"Completely Bonkers."

"What are firearms? Do muggles light their arms on fire?"

"Accidents." Blitzo said in thought. "Oops did I say that out loud?"

"Shall we put it to a vote? All for?"

Majority was in favor of their new classes including Lucius' vote.

"Opposed?"

2 opposed.

"The measure passes. Welcome to our school Professor Collin and Professor Blitzo."

To Be Continued...

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They won't be teachers until the next year.

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