At Roger's house; the meerkat was sleeping in his bed and his alarm clock said 3:14 before changing to 3:15.
The meerkat woke up groaning.
"Aw dammit, that's the last time I watch the original Amityville Horror film and not the remake with Ryan Reynolds." said Roger.
His stomach started rumbling.
"Better get myself a snack." said Roger.
He got out of his bed before walking down to the kitchen.
The meerkat opened the fridge and popped open a KFC bucket before pulling a chicken tender out and closed the fridge.
He smiled and licked his lip and ate it in one bite.
"Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about." said Roger.
He yawned.
"Well, better get back to sleep." said Roger.
He started to walk back to his room.
But then he heard a clanging sound.
The meerkat stopped in his tracks confused.
"Huh?" said Roger.
He looked around and shrugged it off before continuing up the stairs.
The clanging continued.
Roger walked back downstairs and stopped in front of a door.
"Coming from in the basement." said Roger.
He opened the door and looked downstairs.
The meerkat turned on the basement lights and walked down them and appeared in the basement and looked around.
He approached his Mobius gaming/entertainment center and inspected it.
"Everything is still in one place." said Roger.
He approached the washer and dryer before looking in them.
"Perfect." said Roger.
He continued walking around the basement.
Little did he know was that Viney was clanging to the corner of two walls with Puddles doing the same thing as well without Roger noticing.
"Whew, I could be the next Spider Gwen." Viney thought.
But then Puddles sneezed.
"Bless you." Viney said before becoming shocked.
Roger stopped and looked up and saw Viney and this caused Roger to scream and then Viney to scream and Puddles started screaming.
Then Robbie, Wendy, and Tambry in sleep ware entered the basement as well.
"What is going on? Can't anyone get any sleep anymore?" said Wendy.
The three saw Viney and Puddles before screaming as well.
Everyone kept on screaming non stop before Roger was hit on the head by his shiny Sirfetch'd using its sword leak which then walked to a bed and fell asleep on it.
Everyone stopped screaming.
"Ow." said Roger.
He started rubbing his head.
Viney and Puddles landed on the ground.
Roger looked at his friend.
"Viney, what the hell are you doing here?" said Roger.
Viney did some thinking.
"Uh...I'm sleepwalking. Wow, what an insane dream this is." said Viney.
She started chuckling nervously as Roger glared at her.
Interview Gag
"Really, she thinks that the sleepwalking defense will work? I used that same excuse on my mothers just to hide the fact that I took my step sister to see a movie full of pirates. It was rated ARRRRRRGH!" said Roger.
He started laughing as a rimshot was heard.
"But seriously though, I did take Kathy to a pirate movie once and claimed that I was sleepwalking just to get out of trouble." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Viney stopped chuckling when she saw the still glaring Roger and sighed.
"Okay, okay, I've been hiding out in your basement for weeks after the whole Boss Bogg incident. Kind of figured it'd be safer here then on the Boiling Isles until his trial." said Viney.
Roger shook his head.
"Jeez, that's a terrible idea, you'd have been safer back on the Boiling Isles since not many humans show up there." said Roger.
"Or you could go to Crime Alley in Gotham City. I hear it's become safer there since Batman showed up." said Robbie.
The other two girls smacked Robbie across the face.
"That's a terrible idea. Billionaire Bruce Waynes parents were murdered there when he was a child, why do you think it's called Crime Alley?" said Tambry.
"Yeah Robbie, Gotham is a dangerous place all together without-"Roger said before thinking of something and became shocked before turning to Viney, "Wait a minute, you said that you've been living in my basement for weeks now, I've got Sirfetch'd trained to alert me if there are any intruders anywhere in here. How'd you keep him quiet all this time?"
Viney chucked.
"I came prepared." said Viney.
Flashback
Sirfetch'd was sleeping in his bed when Viney managed to sneak in with Puddles through a window.
The duck woke up and saw Viney before becoming mad and growled at the witch.
But then Viney pulled out a leak and showed it to Sirfetch'd.
The knight like duck stopped growling and started panting happily like a dog.
"Plenty more where this came from if you keep quiet about this." said Viney.
End Flashback
Roger glared at his sleeping duck Pokemon.
"Traitor." said Roger.
"It's surprisingly easy to buy an animals love. Kind of like that recent live action Tom and Jerry film where Jerry bought Spikes love with a dog bone just to keep him quiet." said Viney.
"More easy then those Telltale Sam and Max video games." said Wendy.
"But why a crazy rabbit as president? Wouldn't it have been better to just have a purple dinosaur as president?" said Robbie.
Everyone glared at Robbie and outside Robbie is kicked out of the house.
Robbie stood up groaning.
"Now I know how Brainy Smurf feels." said Robbie.
Back in the house.
"Good news, Robbie finally decided to move out, and we've now got a vacant room." said Roger.
"I'd say that Mister Rogers from that Mister Rogers Neighborhood show as president would be an improvement over Barney the Dinosaur." said Viney.
"He's been dead for years." said Wendy.
Viney nodded.
"What about the robot of him?" She asked.
"That won't work either." said Tambry.
Viney became confused.
"Why?" said Viney.
Tambry pulled out her phone and showed a huge list of rules.
"Fanfiction rules state that we can't have actual people appear in these fanfics, be they living, dead, or revived as robots." said Tambry.
"Saw that coming." said Roger.
Then Robbie returned.
"No way in hell am I giving up my room." said Robbie.
"That as well." said Roger.
"Can we at least stay here?" said Viney.
Roger became confused.
"Uh what?" said Roger.
"Can me and Puddles stay here, please?" Viney said as she and Puddles did the big Puss in Boots eyes.
But almost instantly; the two were outside the house and the door was shut on them.
"Like that was going to work." said Roger.
He turned around, only to see his roommates were glaring at him.
"What?" said Roger.
"We'd have expected something like that from Robbie, but from you of all people?" said Wendy.
"You may have conned a bunch of people in your life, but you had the reason of wanting to give your step sister a perfect life to do it." said Robbie.
Roger groaned.
"God dammit." said Roger.
He opened the door and saw that Viney and Puddles were slowly walking away.
"Alright, alright, you can crash here for as long as you need." said Roger.
Viney quickly leaped into Roger's arms, pushing him back a few feet before kissing him on the cheek.
"You won't regret this." said Viney.
"Why do I get the feeling that I already am?" said Roger.
He then yawned.
"Better get some shut eye. I already missed some after watching The Amityville Horror." said Roger.
"I told you you should have watched something more your pace like Kid Cosmic." said Robbie.
"That's a Netflix show made by the same guy who made Powerpuff Girls, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, and Wander Over Yonder." said Roger.
Robbie nodded.
"True, but it's not like anyone with half a mind would enjoy that." said Robbie.
Outside the house; Robbie was kicked out again.
"Please don't let this be a running gag." said Robbie.
Back in the house; Roger pulled out the living room couch into a bed before placing a matress on it followed by some blankets and pillows.
Viney saw this.
"Why set up a couch as a bed in the main living room? I've been sleeping on the couch in the basement for weeks without you noticing." said Viney.
"Like I'm going to trust anyone in the same room I keep my entertainment system. I've got video games I want to complete on my own without anyone doing it for me." said Roger.
Viney nodded.
"I got great respect for other people's belongings, I would never do such a thing." said Viney.
She did some thinking.
"About this show Kid Cosmic." said Viney.
"We'll see an episode or two in the morning, right now I got to get back to sleep so that I can be refreshed in the morning for some shopping." said Roger.
He groaned and put a hand on his head.
Viney became confused.
"Whoa, you okay?" said Viney.
Roger groaned.
"Yeah, I'm fine. I've been having headaches since I zapped Mrs Blights oracle crystal into my body." said Roger.
He removes his hand from his head.
"Zap an oracle's crystal ball, and you get minor headaches after seeing one possible outcome to a battle against an abomination." said Roger.
"Yeesh." said Viney.
"It ain't that bad. Need I remind you of how we escaped those B.A.D agents after we escaped that carnival." said Roger.
"You left them a stuffed animal claiming it was a bomb." said Viney.
"Turned out to be a real bomb. This is a sick world we live in, with sick people." said Roger.
Viney shook her head before lying down on the couch.
"I still can't believe you had the actual Infinity Gauntlet with you when you made that brief business deal with Mrs Blight." said Viney.
"The one time being a criminal helped me out. Got me out of her contract." said Roger.
He smacked his knees a bit.