The next day at Toon Manor; King was sleeping in his bed with ear muffs on.
He yawned himself awake before taking off the muffs.
He smiled.
"Oh yeah, what a perfect night." said King.
He stood up stretching.
He then walked to the mirror.
"Nothing went wrong whatsoever." said King.
He then walked to the door and opened it and saw Amity and Luz and they have red lines in their eyes.
"Okay, something did go wrong." said King.
Amity looked at King.
"What's up with you?" said Amity.
"Why do you have periwinkle hair?" said King.
Amity became confused.
"Periwinkle? I dyed my hair purple." said Amity.
"No dude, that's definitely periwinkle colored hair. I've seen enough episodes of the original Blues Clues show to be familiar with the color periwinkle." said King.
"Seems more like a lightish purple." said Luz.
"And why do you both have red lines in your eyes, shouldn't it be hearts?" said King.
"My phone kept ringing!" explained Luz.
"Let me guess, the person calling was for me?" said King.
The two girls nodded.
"Kind of figured." said King.
He turned to Amity
"I almost thought you were someone else." said King.
Amity scoffed.
"Please, only an idiot would think that." said Amity.
Hooty and Salem came by and looked at Amity.
They did some thinking.
"Lets see here. Pointy eared girl with periwinkle, possibly purple hair, same appearance as Amity in many ways." said Salem.
Hooty got his beak up against Amity and hissed while glaring at her.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AMITY?!" yelled Hooty.
"WE WANT ANSWERS GIRL!" yelled Salem.
"YOU'D BETTER TELL US WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH AMITY, OR ELSE WE'LL KILL YOU!" yelled Hooty.
Amity became mad and started to punch Hooty really hard.
"It is Amity." said Hooty.
Salem chuckled.
"Better you then me being assaulted by that bitch of a witch." said Salem.
"Someone just signed their death warrant." said King.
Salam blew a raspberry.
But then Amity grabbed Salem and started beating him up as lots of loud meowing sounds were heard.
Later; King was in the kitchen pouring himself a cup of coffee.
He yawned again.
Then Sonic appeared in the kitchen.
"Okay, somebody better explain something to me." said Sonic.
King sighed.
"Alright, that crank caller called me again last night, and-"King said before being interrupted by Sonic.
"Not that. Why does Amity suddenly have pink hair?" said Sonic.
King fell anime style.
"That's your concern?" said King.
"I get the feeling that she made an uncalled for move on Luz." said Sonic.
King stomped on Sonic's foot.
"NO SHE DIDNT!" He shouted.
Sonic shook his head as his phone began ringing.
He picked it up and put it to his head.
"Hello?" said Sonic.
Mumbling sounds were heard from Sonic's phone.
"A King?" Sonic said as King became shocked, "No, call long distance to Nigeria."
He ended the call and laughed.
King became confused.
"How'd you turn that whole thing around to the other person?" said King.
"Odds are if there's a crank caller, you can turn their prank around on them." said Sonic.
King nodded.
"I hear that." said King.
Luz and Amity appeared in the kitchen.
"Well what do you know, it's the human kisser." said Sonic.
Luz stepped back while blushing as Amity groaned in annoyance.
"Fuck, this has been happening since that moment. I'm being refered to as such. Hopefully those who can't talk won't be able to refere to me as human kisser." said Amity.
Then a ring portal opened up and Classic Sonic emerged from it.
He turned to Amity and did some sign language. (Hello Amity, kisser of humans.)
Amity groaned in annoyance.
"Son of a bitch." said Amity.
Classic Sonic pulled out his smartphone and did some work on it, confusing the now purple haired witch.
"Wait, what's he doing?" said Amity.
Sonic looked at what his alternate counterpart was doing.
"Nothing, he's just showing his support for you by posting a video on YouTube." said Sonic.
He looked at Classic Sonic's phone again.
"It's sweet." said Sonic.
Classic Sonic turned the phone around and revealed a video that was a repeating loop of Amity kissing Luz on the cheek while the 1994 Lion King film version of Can You Feel the Love Tonight played.
But then a dagger was lodged into the phone, destroying it.
Classic Sonic became shocked.
But he shrugged it off and pulled out another iPhone.
"That was uncalled for." said Amity.
"How, that was a song written by Elton John, one of the most famous LGBT singer/songwriters ever." said Sonic.
"I don't care if he's the king of Broadway." said Amity.
Classic Sonic tapped Sonic's leg and the main Sonic looked at his mute counterpart who did some sign language. (Who do you suppose was the most flustered between Luz and Amity after that strange incident between them)
Sonic scoffed.
"That's a no brainer, Amity because she's the one who did the crime. But I wouldn't count on Luz doing it since she can't do the time." said Sonic.
Luz and Amity glared at the hedgehog.
"Did you just make a Dr Seuss like rhyme in our presence?" said Luz.
Sonic nodded.
Outside Punching sounds are heard and Sonic is screaming.
However inside the mansion; Classic Sonic had managed to tie up Luz and Amity.
"When will people ever learn never to do that gag with me around?" said Sonic.
King thought of something.
"Why exactly is Amity here?" said King.
"Her mother lost a court case that I was involved in. Because she made a deal with Roger who was a wanted criminal and endangered his life by way of contract, she has to remain under house arrest for life. But because her kids didn't want to have to wear ankle monitors all the time, they wound up escaping to here and moved into the mansion while Mr. Blight stayed behind because he's her husband." said Sonic.
"I thought it was because of the ending to that Through the Looking Glass Ruins episode I didn't fully appear in and the co author enjoyed it so much that he wanted to see other people bust her chops over what she did." said King.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (The co author isn't that cruel)
King looked at Classic Sonic.
"He seriously wanted to Dust away Eddy!" explained King. "No really he did!"
Everyone shook their heads as a phone ringing was heard.
Luz reached into her pocket and pulled out her phone before putting it to her ear.
"Hello?" said Luz.
Mumbling was heard.
"King?" Luz said as King became shocked, "He's here."
She held the phone close to King.
"No, no, no, no." King whispered.
Luz glared at the demon.
"Listen here you, I'm not going to lie about you not being here. On the phone, it's different then me lying to my own mother about where I've been." Luz whispered.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Nope, that's no different. Still lying.)
"The alternate Sonic gets it." King whispered.
"I would never lie to my mother about anything." Amity whispered.
Classic Sonic did some more sign language. (You're to afraid to come out of the closet to your mother of all people.)
Amity glared at Classic Sonic.
"You don't even know what my mother is like." Amity whispered.
Sonic was about to say something when a voice was heard from Luz's phone.
"WHAT AM I CHOPPED LIVER?!" yelled the voice.
The hedgehog pushed the end call icon.
"Yeah, I have to side with Amity on this one, you never tell anyone you know very well any secrets if they have negative reception of stuff." said Sonic.
Amity became confused.
"You agree with me?" said Amity.
"Sure, one time, back when I was living in the Station Square orphanage before I merged this timeline with another one, I knew this one boy around the same age I was at the time. I was nine. He was very close to a nun." said Sonic.
Everyone looked at the hedgehog in confusion.
"What, it's an orphanage, there's going to be nuns in those things." said Sonic.
"Okay, fair point." said Luz.
"Anyways, when he came out of the closet to her, it didn't go well with her or either of the sisters. They wound up sending him to a hardcore Christianity camp just to turn him from being gay to straight." said Sonic.
"I'm guessing that went well." said Amity.
"Nope, he blew his brains out as soon as he got to the camp just because he can't be himself." said Sonic.
Amity became shocked.
"JESUS CHRIST!" yelled Amity.
She then began puking on the floor.
The witch eventually stopped and Sonic moved a trash can over to her and she began puking in it.
"Screw this, I'm getting out of here." said King.
He left the mansion.
Amity finished up puking.
Classic Sonic did some sign language. (Just out of curiosity Amity, why the pinkish purple hair?)
"It was growing out, I figured it was time to change it. Also, to spite my mother." said Amity.
Flashback
Amity after having dyed her hair and kissed Luz on the cheek was looking at her angry mother.
"What the fuck did you do to your hair? Change it back by tomorrow." said Odalia.
"Fine." said Amity.
The next day; Amity had dyed her hair red and Odalia was still mad.
"When I said change it back, I meant back to the green hair you had after you changed it from your natural brown hair some time ago." said Odalia.
"Now you tell me." said Amity.
The next day; Amity had dyed her hair blue.
"That's nowhere near close to green." said Odalia.
"Yeah it is, mix yellow with blue, you get green. But I don't have yellow hair dye at the moment." said Amity.
Odalia growled as Edric and Emira were watching.
Edric turned to his twin sister.
"You and me both know that Mitten's is actually doing this just to spite Mom, right?" said Edric.
"Hell yeah." said Emira.
The next day; Amity had her hair dyed yellow.
Odalia's eye twitched.
"You're making this really difficult for me." said Odalia.
Amity smirked.
"So what?" She Asked.
"Your rotten!" shouted her mother.
"I am Rubber, you are glue, what bounces off of me sticks to your ass!" said Amity.
The next day; Amity's hair was now white.
"FINE, FINE, FINE, CHANGE IT TO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!" yelled Odalia.
"That's all I wanted to hear." said Amity.
End Flashback
"Nice haggling skills." said Sonic.
"Thank you." said Amity.