In Crunch's house; the shark was baking a quiche before pulling it out of the microwave and set it on a table and sat down.
He sniffed the quiche and sighed.
"Oh yeah, breakfast of champions." said Crunch.
The shark was about to eat it when King climbed through the window, shocking the shark.
"King?" said Crunch.
The demon then jumped into Crunch's mouth before closing it.
This shocked Crunch.
The shark then spat out King.
"What's the big idea King?" said Crunch.
"I need to hide, I'm being chased by a crank caller." said King.
Crunch shook his head.
"Well this isn't the wisest place to hide, I'm one of the most tech savvy people you know." said Crunch.
King groaned.
"Exactly, I need all the burner phones I can get." said King.
Crunch became mad.
"Oh I get it, just because the big huge intimidating humanoid shark sounds like an African American man, it automatically makes me a thug with lots of criminal connections." said Crunch.
Outside the house; a kicking sound was heard and King flew out of the house before landing on the road.
King groaned.
"Yeah I deserved that!" He said.
Back in Crunch's house; the shark went back to his table before he began eating his quiche.
"Pain in the ass." said Crunch, "Thinking I've got burner phones."
Then a ringing was heard and Crunch groaned before opening up a drawer in the kitchen, revealing a bunch of flip phones.
The shark groaned again.
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"Son of a bitch, that demon was right." said Crunch.
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"God dammit." said Crunch.
He started rummaging through his flip phones before pulling out the one that was ringing and opened it up before putting it to his ear.
"Hello?" said Crunch.
Outside the house; King was pacing around the street when Crunch opened a window.
"KING IT'S FOR YOU!" yelled Crunch.
King shrieked in shock before running off.
Crunch was shocked.
"Weird." said Crunch.
He looked at his flip phones.
"How the hell did I get a bunch of flip phones?" said Crunch, "Everyone's using smartphones these days."
With King; he was still running away before stopping next to a payphone.
The demon started panting from exhaustion.
The payphone started ringing.
King became shocked.
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"How the hell do people manage to make calls to payphones?" said King.
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He jumped up and grabbed the phone before turning to the readers.
"Force of habit." said King.
He put the phone to his head.
"Hello?" said King.
"Is there a Hugh Janus there?" said a voice on the phone.
"No I don't have a Hugh Janus." said King.
He realized what he said and became mad.
"HEY!" yelled King.
"Suck it loser." the voice said before a busy line tone was heard.
King is pissed.
"Cranked again." said King.
He sighed.
"Probably no end to this." said King.
The pay phone rang again.
But King took a hammer and destroyed it.
"This is starting to piss me off." said King, "I should just move to Russia."
He then smiled.
Later; the demon was in a Russian village.
"I can get used to this!" He said.
He pulled out a book and opened it up before speaking some Russian.
He was then kicked in the balls by a passing Russian.
The demon looked at the book and became shocked.
"Oh, I insulted someone's mother." King said in a very deep voice.