Back at the Wal Mart; Roger and Viney were still shopping the entire store.
The meerkat came across a night stand before putting it in the cart.
"That's a must." said Roger.
"I'm sure of it." said Viney.
She then got serious.
"And I'll bet my Palisman if I'm wrong!" She said.
"Same here." Roger who was holding a staff with a lightningbolt on top said.
Viney saw the staff and became shocked.
"How'd you get a Palisman in the first place? You don't have any witch like ambitions like me wanting to be a vet." said Viney.
"I won it from a guy playing Blackjack and I cheated him out of a win with sleight of hands." said Roger.
Viney became confused.
"Really?" said Viney.
"No, I found an island far away from the Boiling Isles that has an abundance of the wood used to make this crap, chop down a small tree and grow two more in it's place due to rule of thumb, start carving a lightning bolt out of it, next thing you know, I've got a palisman that not only functions as a witch's staff, but also makes for a great logo for my wing suit." Roger said before his wingsuit appeared and he placed the palisman on the armor's chest, making a lightingbolt symbol on it similar to Shazam's.
Viney nodded.
"Dang son." said Viney.
"You should see me playing cards." said Roger.
Flashback
Roger was playing poker with freelance police Sam, King, and Donald Duck.
Roger looked at Sam then the others.
"Should we even make a joke about this?" said Roger.
"No." said King.
Sam set his cards down revealing a full house of two threes and three twos.
King set his cards down revealing he only had two threes.
Donald set his cards down revealing nine nines.
Roger set his cards down revealing a ten, a jack, a queen, a king, and an ace all of spades.
"Read em and weep." said Roger.
The group became shocked and groaned in annoyance before leaving the table.
The meerkat reached into his sleeves and pulled out a deck of cards.
End Flashback
"There hasn't been a hand I lost." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"No one has ever beaten me in cards before." said Roger, "Sleight of hands."
End Interview Gag
The two saw a build it yourself dresser and put it in the cart.
"No point in having a bedroom if you don't have a place to put your clothes." said Roger.
"True that." said Viney.
Later; the two exited the Wal Mart with their stuff and started loading it up into Roger's car.
He smiled.
"There we go, just about got everything we need to move you in." said Roger.
"All that's needed is a smartphone." said Viney.
"And I know just the carrier." said Roger.
Later; the two were in an AT&T and Viney was confused.
"AT&T?" said Viney.
"They give you HBO Max every time you start a new plan." said Roger.
Viney became more confused.
"How else was I going to watch Looney Tunes Cartoons and Jellystone?" said Roger.
"Fair point." said Viney.
She looked down and picked up an iPhone 10.
"Slightly old model." said Roger, "You need something that speaks 2021 going on 2022."
Viney set the iPhone 10 down and picked up a Samsung Galaxy S21.
"How about this?" said Viney.
Roger did some thinking.
"I don't know, seems standard." said Roger.
Viney set the Samsung Galaxy down and picked up a black iPhone 12 Pro Max.
The meerkat did some thinking before nodded.
"Perfect." said Roger.
Viney looked at the phone.
"I could get used to human technology." said Viney.
"It warmed up to be when I first came to Earth." said Roger.
Viney smirked.
"I can figure." said Viney.
Later; the two were back in Roger's house and the meerkat was setting up a dresser in a bedroom and Viney was confused.
"So wait, when am I supposed to get my new phone?" said Viney.
"In a couple weeks or so. Make the plan, ask for the phone model, and they'll ship it off to you as soon as possible." said Roger, "It's not an express delivery service."
A knocking was heard and the two heard it.
"I'll get it." said Roger.
He stood up and gave Viney the instructions to set up the dresser.
"Figure that out, and set it up." said Roger.
He left the room as the vet wannabe witch started building her dresser.
Roger appeared at the front door and opened it up, revealing a FedEx worker.
"Special delivery for a Viney." said the FedEx worker.
"I'll take it." said Roger.
The man gave Roger a clipboard and a pen before he signed his name on it.
Then a box was shoved in his mouth as the worker walked off.
The meerkat still with the box in his mouth returned to the room to see that Viney was nearly finished setting up the dresser before giving the witch the package.
"Your phone's here." said Roger.
Viney smiled happily.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Viney squealed.
She savagely opened the box and pulled out her brand new iPhone Pro Max.
Interview Gag
"I'm so going to enjoy Earth." said Viney.
End Interview Gag
Viney then hugged Roger.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you." said Viney.
Roger smiled.
"No problem but let's get ya clothes to blend in." He suggested.
Viney shook her head.
"I already dressed up like the lead in Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts during that whole incident with Pancakes, what else can you have me dress up as?" said Viney.
Later; the two were in the houses attic and going through a trunk full of clothes.
He pulled out an otter costume.
"Otter with a dark side?" said Roger.
With Luz; she and Amity were in the living room watching Drake and Josh before the human became shocked.
Amity looked at Luz.
"Luz, what is it?" said Amity.
"I don't know, somehow I get the feeling that Roger is trying to get human world clothes for Viney and suggested an otter costume with my quote of otter with a dark side." said Luz.
Amity giggled which caused Luz to playful punch Amity on the shoulder.
"You're cruel." said Luz.
"I know." said Amity.
Back at Roger's house; the meerkat and Viney were still going through clothes before Roger pulled out a green shirt similar to Shaggy's shirt.
"Zoinks." said Roger.
He put the shirt back before pulling out a sweater vest.
Roger held the vest close to Viney.
"Probably doable." said Roger.
Viney became confused.
"Really?" said Viney.
"Yeah, if you're very unlucky and have the last name of Murphy." said Roger.
He put the sweater vest back in the chest before pulling out a stack of clothes.
"Alright, put these on." Roger said before giving them to Viney.
The witch looked at the clothes before walking into a corner and started changing from her Hexside uniform to her new ones.
Later; Viney was changed into her new clothes which consisted of a leather jacket over a blue shirt, brown biker pants with knee cutouts on them as well as biker boots and walked out of the corner.
"Okay, I'm ready." said Viney.
Roger turned to Viney and saw her in her new clothes before putting his hands together like a picture frame and looked through it.
"I'm not going to lie right now. That suits you perfectly." said Roger, "It says that your a rebel who acts like they don't care, but they really do and have a heart of gold."
Viney then walked over to a mirror and looked at herself before smiling.
"Dang girl, you looking good." said Viney.
Interview Gag
"I'm starting to wonder if she's the long lost daughter of Eda." said Roger.
But then he did some thinking.
"Or maybe it's that Golden Guard character." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
A clanging sound was heard in the basement and Roger became shocked before grabbing a metal baseball bat.
"We've got burglars again." said Roger.
He left the attic.
Viney did some thinking before snapping her fingers.
"Crap, I knew I forgot something." Viney said before leaving the attic as well.
In the basement; Roger was looking around the basement with baseball still in hand.
But he failed to notice that Viney's detention track friends Jerbo and Barcus were clinging onto the corner of the walls like Spider Man.
"Whew." Jerbo whispered.
But then Barcus sneezed.
"Gesundheit." Jerbo said before gasping in shock.
Roger turned to the two and screamed in shock as the two witches screamed as well.
Then Viney entered the basement as well.
"Roger, I can ex-"Viney said before seeing her friends screaming as well and joined in on the screaming as well.
The screaming eventually stopped and Roger glared at Viney.
"You better have a good explanation for this." said Roger.
Viney chuckled nervously as Jerbo and Barcus landed on the ground.
"Funny story, after you and me were on the run for days in space, I might have also invited Jerbo and Barcus to crash here as well." said Viney.
Roger became flabbergasted.
"You've got to be kidding me, after everything I just went through today?" said Roger.
"Bark." said Barcus. (We didn't think it would go on for this long)
Roger shook his head.
"I ain't doing that again." said Roger.
"Either you do, or we'll tell Mrs. Blight that her daughter's dating the human." said Jerbo.
"Follow me to the attic." said Roger, "But tomorrow, the dogs going to have to get fixed."
Barcus barked in confusion.
"Human definition means they're going to cut off your balls." said Viney.
Barcus whimpered in shock before covering his private area and whimpered some more.
Interview Gag
"Bark." said Barcus. (Now I regret coming to the human realm in the first place)
End Interview Gag