At Roger's house; the meerkat was in his bed sleeping.
"No, no, Abe Lincoln pulling out the Excalibur, Hitler founding Scientology, more seasons of Teen Titans Go, Barney being revived for another series." said Roger.
He sat up on his bed very quickly before hitting his head on a hanging light and groaned in pain.
"Ow. Terrible investment." said Roger.
He removed the light from the ceiling before walking off.
Roger appeared at his fridge and opened it up before pulling out a deep fried chicken breast.
He closed the fridge and Barcus was on the other side of the door, making Roger shriek in shock.
The meerkat turned to the dog witch glaring at him.
"Dang it Barcus, I swear you're Ace the Bat Hound." said Roger.
"Bark." said Barcus. (I was listening to all things you were talking about in your sleep)
Roger eyes widened.
Interview Gag
First was Barcus who was chewing on a chew toy.
He spat it out before looking at the camera.
"Bark, bark." said Barcus. (I'm in the oracle track besides taking potions as well. I have to know what all's going on)
Lastly was Roger.
"Yeesh, he is Batman's dog." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
"Bark." said Barcus. (You must have some serious problems if you saw more seasons of Teen Titans Go in the future)
"It is a AWFUL SERIES!" Roger shouted.
"Bark." said Barcus. (Someone should check that out)
Roger sighed.
"I know, I should go see Doctor Strange about it." said Roger.
Barcus became confused.
"Bark." said Barcus. (Doctor Strange?)
Roger nodded and told the dog Wizard everything about the sorcerer supreme.
Barcus barked in amazement.
"Yep, master of the mystic arts, world renowned neurosurgeon, and self proclaimed mightiest magician in all the cosmos." said Roger.
He then smiled and petted the dog wizard.
"He might like you!" He said.
"Bark." said Barcus. (When do we meet him?)
"Tomorrow morning." said Roger.
The next day; the two as well as their roommates appeared outside the New York Sanctum.
"I don't get it, why are we going to meet a guy who claims to be the mightiest magician in all the cosmos?" said Jerbo.
Roger looked at his new roommate.
"Because he's a neurosurgeon and I need my head examined." said Roger.
"I knew he was crazy." said Robbie.
"He needs it done because he's been having headaches since he zapped Mrs. Blights oracle gem." said Wendy.
"True, but they're getting worse now since I'm seeing different past moments and possible future events. I even saw a possible upcoming Batman film where Batman is portrayed by Seth Rogen." said Roger.
"Don't you mean that upcoming Darkwing Duck reboot for Disney Plus?" said Viney.
"Whatever." said Roger.
He knocked on the door.
The group then magically appeared in an office in the New York Sanctum as the witches became shocked and looked around.
"Never seen magic like this before." said Viney.
"You'd be surprised." said Tambry.
Then a portal opened up and Doctor Strange emerged from it as the portal closed up.
"Greetings, I'm Doctor Steven Strange, master of the mystic arts, world renounced neurosurgeon, and self proclaimed mightiest magician in all the cosmos." said Strange.
Roger turned to Barcus.
"I told you so." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"Bark." said Barcus. (I thought Roger was kidding when he claimed Doctor Strange claimed to be the mightiest magician in all the cosmos)
End Interview Gag
"Now what brings you here?" said Strange.
Roger stood forward.
"Well, I've been seeing messed up past moments that never happened and possible future outcomes lately." said Roger.
Strange nodded.
"I see, and how did this all come about?" said Strange.
"We think it started when he zapped Amity's mother's oracle crystal when he was held captive by her." said Wendy.
"Now my mind is really messed up, and I need help." said Roger.
Strange approached Roger and placed both hands on his head.
The sorcerer supreme removes his hands from Roger in shock.
"Okay, this guy is really messed up. He just saw the possibility of the new Nickelodeon cartoon The Patrick Star Show getting fifty seasons." said Strange.
"I give it one season, just like Max the Psycho Rabbit's term as president before he's impeached in favor of Barney the Dinosaur." said Robbie.
Strange cringed.
"Sorry but every reality I see is he stays for 8 years!" said Strange.
"And I heard he was already president once but gave the deed to the United States to the queen of Canada at the time once." said Roger.
"Yeesh." everyone said.
Strange turned to Roger.
"I can help you with your problem." said Strange.
Roger sighed.
"Thank god." said Roger.
"For starters." Strange said before holding up a hand as a book titled 'Seeing the Past, Present, and Future for Dummies' to fly into his hand before he gave it to Roger, "Read that entire book that came from the sacred library, and I'll be able to help you out."
Roger inspected the book.
"This came from a sacred library? This looks like something I can get from any bookstore. It's literally an entry in the For Dummies series of books." said Roger.
Strange nodded.
"Yeah that is unusual, no idea how it got there myself!" said Strange.
Roger flipped through the book.
He smiled.
"I'm sure I can figure this out." said Roger.
Viney took the book out of Roger's hands and opened it up to one page.
"Pulling objects from a past or future vision and bringing it to the present?" Viney said before looking at Strange, "What kind of sorcerer are you?"
Strange blushed nervously.
"The Sorcerer Supreme kind." said Strange.
"Yeah, it's in his title Viney." said Roger.
