Outside the house; Roger was standing out in the open as Viney, Jerbo, and Barcus were standing next to some baseball launchers.
"Now if I want to forsee any danger coming, I'll need to be in a dangerous situation. So I rented a bunch of baseball launchers to launch deadly projectiles at me to see if I can see it coming and be able to avoid it." said Roger.
"This seems stupid." said Jerbo.
"Bark." said Barcus. (More stupid then the idea of having a purple dinosaur from a kids show as president over a lunatic freelance police rabbit?)
Jerbo nodded.
"Oh yeah." said Jerbo.
"I don't think this'll work Roger. You probably have to be in real danger in order to foresee a possible outcome." said Viney.
"Much like how Barcus avoids every trip to the vet he has to take?" said Roger.
Flashback
Barcus was sleeping on a doggie bed before opening his eyes in shock.
The dog forsaw a future where he's taken to the vet before a doctor shoves a thermometer up his rectum.
Back in real life; Barcus whimpered in shock before he began running around the entire house while crashing into walls.
He stopped at the front door which opened up, revealing Robbie holding a leash and muzzle.
The teen opened up the muzzle and held it in front of Barcus while smirking.
The dog wizard whimpered in shock again before running past Robbie and far away.
"Oh come on, that's the third vet appointment he's missed." said Robbie.
End Flashback
"There's nothing dangerous about going to the vet." said Roger.
"Bark." said Barcus. (Expect for when the doctor shoves the thermometer up my butt.)
"Well you can't even keep the thermometer under your tongue." said Roger.
The Dog wizard realized he made a point.
He groaned in annoyance.
"Okay, do what needs to be done." said Roger.
He pulled out a blindfold and put it on over his eyes.
"I still think this is stupid." said Jerbo.
"Just launch a ball." said Roger.
Jerbo launched a ball from his baseball launcher and it wound up hitting Roger in the balls.
Roger groaned in pain while grabbing his privates.
The witch teens became shocked and turned off their ball launchers before approaching Roger.
"Roger buddy, are you okay?" said Viney.
"Yeah, super. Though I don't think I'll be able to have kids with Wendy in the future." Roger said in a chipmunk voice.
Everyone cringed at that.
Later; Roger was sitting in the living room as Viney placed an ice pack over his privates.
He sighed in relief.
"Oh yeah, that feels good." Roger said in his normal voice.
Viney giggled.
"Try not to get any ideas Minnie Mouse." said Roger.
"Don't worry, I wont." said Viney.
She sat down on the couch.
"You know that one Mickey Mouse Three Musketeers film you showed me half of? There is one scene that stood out." said Viney.
"The scene where Minnie was confused on why Pete had Goofy and Donald as royal Musketeers, but changed her tune when she saw Mickey?" said Roger.
Viney did some thinking.
"Sort of, but before that scene, she explained what her true love would be like if she and he met, then when she saw Mickey Mouse, she wound up day dreaming everything that she told Daisy Duck would happen when she met her true love." said Viney.
"People who are lovesick have been known to come up with lots of weird fantasies that may or may not happen if they feel a connection with someone." said Roger.
Viney nodded.
"I hear that." said Viney.
Wendy then sat down on the couch.
"How're you holding up?" said Wendy.
"Nothing a good film with over the top humor cant fix." said Roger.
Later; the three were watching the Disney version of Hercules.
"I wonder if this guy would be worthy of Thor's hammer?" said Viney.
"Probably, he's been to hell and back just to save the love of his life." said Wendy.
"Amen." said Roger.
He then thought of something and became shocked.
"Wait a minute, who's watching Kathy?" said Roger.
"Oh I've got Barcus on babysitting duty." said Wendy.
In Barcus' room; the dog witch was sleeping as Kathy was playing with the dogs tail.
Back in the living room, Roger and Viney were looking at the meerkat's girlfriend in confusion.
"What, dogs make great babysitters, have you seen Rugrats?" said Wendy.
"Can't argue that logic." said Roger.
"True that, true that." said Viney.
Wendy turned to Roger.
"Any progress on that book?" said Wendy.
"So far, I'm trying to get brief glimpse's into the future, but all I got was a baseball to the testicles, hence the ice pack." said Roger.
Wendy cringed.
"If you want to pull that off, I'd say you should go through something even more dangerous." said Wendy.
"What am I supposed to do, go to Gotham City and wait to be shot dead?" said Roger.
Later; a car appeared in Gotham City before a door opened up and Roger with a backpack was tossed out of it as the car drove off.
"HEY, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" yelled Roger.
He sighed.
"Well, looks like I'll have to get by with the clothes in my backpack and no food whatsoever." said Roger.