So... This was something that probably would never have happened, if my friend (Godly Pika Y, but known here as Godly Pika 20XX) introduced me to Interspecies Reviewer, and the young elf named Zel reminded me WAY too much of Link. I then decided to see what fanfictions existed of it, not including crossovers.
One. One story of it exists, which is kinda surprising. Then again, it is... Weird in a way. Like, what the fuck am I watching weird, which is hard for me to say, as it normally takes a new level of weird for me to say that. But other than the weird moments, I have been enjoying it. So I felt that a fanfiction involving Link getting thrown into the Interspecies Reviewer might be an interesting challenge.
I will state a few things though about this Link. It is the same Link I used in The Child of The Moon. The only difference, is that he never went to the Percy Jackson Universe. If you have read it, then you know his story, for the most part. I won't retell it here unless needed. I will state though, he doesn't have a good emotional understanding, especially of Love and Lust. To explain that, he didn't go through puberty correctly. Time Travel fucked him over, and his body got confused, combined with the fact he grew up around children, so yeah.
I hate what they did to Crim, to an extent. I think it might have been better if he was eased into it, rather than be pushed into it like they did with him. Then again, he (For simplicity sake's, I will refer to Crim as he, even though Crim has both male and Female genitalia) was found by two characters that would make Roshi and Jiraiya jump with glee at the potential of this world. (Not counting Kanchal and the Brooz)
Other than that, enjoy the chapter, and this might also give me the experience to handle stuff like Lemons. It's fucking Interspecies Reviewer for fuck's sake. It is Bordering Hentai after all. Though for Link, it might not be happening for a couple of chapters. Need to get him into this world, and understanding everything about it in terms of the world and shit.
Other than that, sorry for long AN for this.
Going through the Lost Woods is a peaceful yet tiring experience. Some would think I am crazy, do to the fact I would wander a location know for getting people, well, lost, but it is a nice change of pace from dealing with others. I don't mind talking to other people, but something I prefer to stay away from if possible.
Wandering through it, it makes me happy to see such beauty in the form of nature. Trees taller than me by a hard amount to say, but at least three of me in terms of width. Grass that is short, yet soft to the touch, enough to be comparable to a fluffy bed, and plants of various shapes, sizes, and beauty. All sorts of colors, arrangements, and even growths to complement each other. Sometimes I pass trees that act as portals to realms completely different from the realm I inhabit.
Today is one of those days, where everything is just nice, cozy, and calm. The only time I had an encounter with problems in these woods, was when Skull Kid wearing Majora's Mask ambushed me, leading to a less than fun time to finally end the threat of Majora. It was a nightmare and a half, and I can never look at the moon without shivering in fear of it.
Just walking around the forest, brings a sense of calm to me. I decided to stop, to feel the weak, yet nice breeze to pass by me, breathing in the feeling of the fresh air of the forest, and all the plants that make it up. The breeze bringing a nice cool touch, but wit ha hint of the smell of the plants and forest, like it always had.
After the breeze passes by, I hear it. A scream for help, followed by what sounds like something heavy slamming into the ground. I look around for the source and see an exit from the forest to a land unknown, and I sense that once I enter, I can't return to the forest. It was a one-way path, you can enter, but can never leave. I realize the risks and dangers, but I hear the scream again, it sounded more terrified than I would have liked, and I realize that I can't for any good reason, let any harm come to those who can't fight back. Especially since the voice sounds like a kid, and I can't for all intensive purposes, let a kid get harmed or killed.
I rush through the portal entrance, which closes behind me in a snap of wood, telling me I can only go forward now. I rush through the portal, which spit's me out in a forest, and I see the thing attacking... An Angel? Whatever, I rush towards the giant creature, slashing using the Master Sword to cut the monster in half, and I hear the gush of fluids signaling the creature's death. I look at the angel, which looks like a child and walked up to him.
"Hello there, young one. What got you into this mess?" I ask casually, mostly to calm the terrified child. The child's eyes look at me with shock. I guess the child didn't expect to be saved in time. Looking over the angel child, I quickly conclude that the child might not be a child, instead, a short, young-looking adult. I quickly notice the halo above their head seems to be broken, which I assume has to do with this world's form of angels forms.
Realizing that the angel must be pretty banged up, I pull out a bottle of Great Fairies Tears, something I always keep on me and can make thanks to the Great Fairies Sword, and give it to him. "Drink it, sir," I say, emphasizing the bottle filled with a purplish liquid. "It won't harm you, it will heal you of most of your injuries, I can say for sure. I don't think it will help your halo though, as that might be something beyond its power if I were to take a guess." I say, and to prove my honest at the slight distrustful look coming from the angel, I take a random rock, smack it hard enough on my hand to make my hand bleed a bit, and break a bone, which hurts like a bitch, but is the best I can prove my honesty, and take a sip of it to show it does as I promised. Giving the bottle, with plenty of the great Fairies Tears left over, the angel seems to trust me in that sense and drinks it.
"Wow. That's an amazing potion sir!" The angel says, in excitement and shock.
"It was nothing. Always glad to help. Though, I have a few questions for you. Nothing major, just curiosity." I say, looking at the Angel for permission to ask, who gives a go-ahead motion. "First, what is your name by any chance? Might make it easier to talk to you." I ask.
"My name is Crim." Crim says with a look of relief at the fact he is no longer in any danger and has been healed.
"Why were you-" I start to ask, only to suddenly grab an arrow that was fired at me, by the body, before I snap it. Quickly pulling out my sword and shield, I slash a second arrow and raise my shield to stop, and by extension break, the sword of my attacker, a white man with brown hair. Crim, realizing what's going on tries to stop the fight.
"STOP! He helped me! Why are you attacking him!?" Crim shouts with worry.
"Wasn't he the reason why you were screaming?" A young... Wait a minute, why does he look so much like me? Is this a coincidence or a joke by a deity?
"No, he saved me from the monster attacking me, and healed me, to an extent. The only thing he couldn't heal was my halo, which while broken, won't let me back into heaven." Crim says. Something about those two that attacked me, seems to piss me off. I don't know why, but they do.
"Oh. Sorry then. My name is Stunk, and the elf there is Zel." Stunk, the brown-haired man says, pointing at the look-alike of me from this world. He looks over, waves his hand at me for a second, before doing a double-check.
"Stunk. I am pretty sure I don't have any brothers but why does he look so identical to me? That is terrifying." Zel says. Stunk looks closer at me, then Zel, and I swear a light turn on in him.
"You're right for a change, Zel. He does look a little bit like you. It's almost like looking in the mirror, just he is dressed far better." Stunk says, looking at me with a critical eye. Before I can react, which is impressive, he suddenly pulls up my hat and looks at my hair and ears. "Hmm, you are an elf. AH HA! I know why you are here! Well, besides saving the angel there." Stunk says as Crim looks confused.
I quickly take my hat back and put it on, covering my ears again. I don't like it when people reveal them to the world. "Why else would I be here? I only came here because Crim, the angel, was in trouble!" I say, irritated to Stunk. Zel is just looking at me with a bit of shock. I guess finding someone who looks extremely close to you, is rare in this world.
"Why, to reach the city with the best succ-girls!" Stunk says, confusing me and Crim, while Zel gains a strange face, like Stunks. The faces make me want to punch them in their face, and then try and stab them in the crotch for some reason. How odd, yet I have control myself from doing it. Maybe later, if they continue making that face. Though, it looks oddly familiar, like I have seen it from somewhere before. Wait, Succ-girls?
"What is a succ-girl?" I ask, confused. Something about the name doesn't settle with me right. Like it is a term that is both disgusting, and creepy at the same time.
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A SUCC-GIRL IS!? WHAT ARE YOU, FROM ANOTHER WORLD!?" Both Stunk and Zel yell at me, in both shock and a bit of horror, like they can't handle the fact that someone doesn't know what it is.
"Well, yes. I am from another world." I say flatly, knowing full well that I can't leave this world anyway.
"WHAT!? Well, that might explain it, but I thought that there was only Heaven and Hell for other worlds, technically." Stunk screams in shock, then puts his hand on his chin in thought. Zel does the same thing, being deep in thought. Zel then looks at Crim.
"Hey Crim, you being an angel and all, do you know if there are any succ-girls up in heaven or brothels?" Zel asks, bluntly, with an even stranger look on his face. Stunk gets the strange look two, and I am half tempted to pull out the silver gauntlets just to punch the two hard in the face. Where are these emotions coming from!? I don't like this, getting thoughts that aren't my own! I might have to make sure to meditate later, to find the origin of these thoughts.
"Crim, have you ever been with a Succgirl?" Stunk asks, making Crim's face blush to such a red state, that he looks like a tomato.
"W-what!? No, I have never done it!' Crim says rushed, nervous, and a bit terrified.
"Link, have you ever had sex?" Zel asks, with that same odd look in his face.
"What is sex?" I ask, confused, yet irritated. Those looks are making my hand twitch, opening and closing into a fist shape, then back out. How odd.
"WHAT!?" Stunk and Zel scream in horror, losing their odd look, while Crim looks at me with shock, though his face is still red as a tomato. "HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT SEX!?" The two scream again, still in extreme horror. What is so terrifying about someone not knowing about sex? Though, their reactions make me want to punch them, as it is starting to irritate my ears.
"Hey! He may not know because of his history. He may have been an orphan who wasn't taught about it." Crim says, pretty much summing up my childhood, minus the taught about sex.
"What is sex!?" I ask, at this point, irritated.
"Sex is something amazing." Stunk says, getting that strange look again, and Zel agrees with him, with the same look as Stunk. Crim gains the red-faced look again.
"Sex is when you fuck another person." Stunk says, with that odd look.
"... You know what? Screw it. I don't care now." I say, irritated beyond belief at this point.
"Well, lets head back to town Zel. Wait, we never go your name, Zel look alike." Stunk says.
I sigh, not sure if I want such a weirdo to know my name, but Crim at least deserves to know at this point. "Link. My name is Link." I say, mainly for Crim.
"Well Link, Crim, you to are getting treated tonight." They say.
"Treat us? To dinner?" Crim says, tilting his head to the side, confused, before realizing whatever they meant. "No no no no no!" Crim says to them, following them to try and stop them. I just shrug and start to walk the opposite direction, only for Stunk to grab me by the back of my tunic.
"Now now Link. You don't just walk away from an offer like this. Normally you have to pay." He says, with a serious tone. It's almost like he takes this super seriously, and Zel has that same face. What the Din have I gotten myself involved in? This seems like it will be a nightmare for me.
"Hey, you could look happier, and less angry. It isn't like you are getting pranked by the Succubi in comparison." Zel says, keeping a strange look on his face. I sigh, irritated at this situation, but Crim looks like he might be over his head with this, so I just let them drag me to their town. Hey, I might need to set up a home somewhere, and if I know a populated area's location, I can easily visit it in the future.
After a few hours, we eventually reach the town they happen to be in, and they go to someplace with a cat's head with a sign over the door. "What the hell is this." I say, finally released from the tunic grip.
"This is Meow Meow Paradise. A great place for beginners!" Stunk says, getting the strange look again. Crim backs away slowly, realizing what it is, and I just walk a good distance away from them. They try to grab us, but I grab Crim, and run away from them, to avoid their oddness. We run for a bit, avoiding the two, and eventually reach an odd location.
"What does the name of it say Crim?" I ask, quickly.
"Ale & Eats" Crim says, just as quickly.
Dragging Crim in there, I get in, only to run into a girl, with legs that end with bird legs, wings coming from her back. She has peach-colored hair and pink eyes. Running into her knocked her down to the ground onto her ass, knocking whatever she was carrying out of her hands, and it lands on Crim. She looks up shocked, then gains an irritated look.
"HEY! What do you think you are doing!? You should... Wait. Why were you running?" The bird girl says.
"I was running with Crim here, from two weirdos acting strange." I say, and the bird girl looks confused, before getting a darker look.
"Who are the two you were-" She starts to ask, only for Stunk and Zel to bust through the entrance of the place.
"Why did you two run from us? We were going to introduce you to some nice Succ-girls!" Stunk says, with that strange face. Zel also looks at us with a bit of shock, but mostly with that strange face I can't place, but want to punch.
"You two were going to force two unwilling beings to a Succ-girl?" The bird lady says, her eyebrow twitching with agitation, and a calm, yet foreboding look, with a tone that speaks of death. Apparently Stunk and Zel don't recognize the danger or just are too involved with their odd mentality.
"Not force, Meidri. Let them be enlightened in the-" Zel says, only to get hit in the face with a chair. Stunk pales a bit and gets hit in the face with a table.
"Well then, I won't force you, two idiots, to be introduced to this chair and table, I will just introduce you to them naturally!" Meidri says, with a sickly sweet tone, as she proceeds to beat the ever-living crap out of them with chairs and tables.
After multiple chairs and tables are used on them, and a few minutes later, Stunk and Zel are on top of each other, passed out with Meidri looking on with a much calmer face. I take a glance at Crim, to see he is in a bit of shock, yet awe of the justified beating of the two weirdos. Meidri looks at us with an apologetic smile. "Sorry you had to witness that. I had to take care of the trash. I can tell the angel there knows why I did it, but you... Wait, I just noticed, why do you look so much like Zel?" Meidri asks.
"Not sure honestly. Might be a coincidence or a joke by a deity." I say, answering her honestly.
"So tell me, where are you from?" Meidri asks me and Crim.
"I am an angel from Heaven, though until my Halo heals" Crim points at the broken part of his halo, "I can't return to heaven." Crim finishes sadly.
"Names Link. I come from a land called Hyrule. Though, I was raised in a forest called Kokiri Forest. Hyrule is a separate dimension from this one. I got here, before it is asked, through the Lost Woods, which is basically a gateway to an infinite amount of dimensions, timelines, and time eras. I was next to such a portal when I heard Crim crying out in fear, and an explosion of what I assume was the monster attacking him, so I ran through the portal, and went to save him. Unlike the normal portals of the Lost Woods, the portal I ran through, was a one way portal by nature, not magic. Once you go in, you can't go back. While I never actually dealt with a natural one-way portal, I have dealt with forced one before." I answer and explain before I am asked certain questions I know would becoming.
Both Crim and Meidri look at me with shocked faces. "You... You came to save me knowing full well you would never be able to return home?" Crim asks slowly, looking like he might start tearing up a bit.
"Yes. I couldn't for any good reason let someone be attacked like that when I could do something. Though, I thought you were a kid at first until I actually meet you." I say, making Crim blush a bit.
"Why would you abandon your home for, is my question." Meidri gives me a serious look.
"That's because it wasn't my home, strictly speaking. I have a lot of bad memories of the place, and I figured that wandering the Lost Woods is better than being in a place that brings up a lot of bad memories." I answer honestly. What point would I have to lie about it?
Meidri shocks me, she starts tearing up a bit, and giving me a hug, completely shocking me, and making my brain shut down for a minute. After a minute, she stops the hug, with some tears coming out of her eyes, and asks me this, "What kind of hell did you have to go through to make you want to leave your home like that?"
"It's a long story. A VERY long story, unless you just want a summarized story." I say.
"I think the full story is needed." Meidri says, upset still, but with a more serious tone. I sigh, knowing this will take a while.
"Well then lets sit down somewhere so we don't have to stand for the whole time. This might be a while.
About seven hours of explaining, detailing the temples, describing the monsters, bosses, and environments, Stunk and Zel an hour into the story joins in to listen, find out what I grew up, and dealt with. Though, I didn't tell about certain parts of the Shadow Temple. Not wanting to explain that one too much.
At the end, finishing my explanation of me beating Majora, Meidri is in tears, Crim has a horrified face, Stunk is in shock, and Zel looks at me with an odd expression, though not the one I want to punch in the face expression.
"No wonder you were able to stop mine and Zel's attacks." Stunk says, in shock.
Meidri just gets up, and hugs me again, shocking Stunk and Zel.
"She. She has never hugged people as far as I am aware." Stunk says.
"She must really like him, due to his innocence in the puberty department-" Zel says, only to get hit in the face with a chair from Meidri, who was still hugging me, in tears.
"The amount of darkness and evil he faced, and he stays pure in heart and mind, tells me he is a very good person." Crim says, happily.
Meidri finally lets go of me, and walks up to Crim. "You two can sleep here for as long as you need. I will show you to your rooms. Stunk, Zel, if you two push them into your perverted shit while I am here, today's beating will be a mere joke in comparison. If you trick them, then not even God herself can save you from my wrath." She says, with an extremely dark and angry aura aimed at Stunk and Zel, who basically nod their heads in an extremely fast fashion, and rush out of the area. She turns back to us, smiling with an aura of happiness and joy. "Follow me. I will guide you to the rooms. Tomorrow we will talk more, is that okay?" Meidri asks me and Crim, and we both agree.
Meidri first takes Crim into his room, which is a smallish, but nice room. Crim floats to the bed, which I assume is due to his Angel magic, thanks Meidri, and lays on the bed, exhausted, and instantly falls asleep. Meidri then guides me to a second room, which is right next to hers, oddly enough.
"This is your room Link." She says, as she opens the door to reveal a nice sized room, with a bed, dresser and a plant at a window. "I know Crim will be fine in the room I gave him, and this room I think will be good for you as well." Meidri says.
"Thank you Meidri." I say, yawning a little. It has been a while since I last slept after all.
"Have a good night Link." Meidri says, before closing the door. I walk up to the bed, lay in it and instantly fall asleep, awaiting tomorrow, wondering what will happen.
I will keep this short, I am unsure if I will actually continue this story, as I am more entrusted in The Child of The Moon, but this is a good side project. I might update this one once in a while, but for now, I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
I will be updating The Child of The Moon again soon. No exact date though.
Addon: I just want to state that this was a more of an idea and a proof of concept. I won't be including the Magna (For the most part) and will be sticking to the (Anime? Hentai? I think it is both in this case.) so yeah. I might include the anime when if I think I can make it fit, but for the most part, the handling of outsiders won't be the same as canon. Mostly because I don't really know it, and I want to keep the story consistent to what I have already made. I will fix the speed of development of events and characters in the future, I just wanted to have this as a proof of concept, and a start to it. I WILL make this better, which will take more time.