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Welcome, episode 27 is ready. This time is the second episode of the Aftermath of the Masses. What is that? Find out next.
And remember, if you like the aftermath, leave a review so I can improve the next one. Or at least mark the story as a favorite so I can know you are enjoying it. Now let me answer last week's reviews.
gman5846: Yes, a shame I really like the e-gamer, but she took many risks.
Aleheather4ever: Yes, it was a rumba that deserved a win. It's awesome that they can still dance like that ;)
DuncneyFan: Hehehe, I really enjoy writing them I'm not gonna lie, and already 27 :O time surely flies.
Tempokeep: I tried to mix some classic with some new talents, and I loved the "speed carving", it's an act you have to read 2 times to catch the meaning. And also, Charlotte was a great contestant, but someone had to go. I wonder if people can guess who will be.
Harmony735: I'm glad you enjoy it. I wonder what Cody think about Courtney?
quinnietftw: I'll not say anything about your guess, but I will give you a shoutout if you're right. And also, the team swap will surely change the team's dynamics a lot.
WhatTheHeck23: You're still in chapter three, but yes, the first challenge was kind of hard. I tried to describe a lot but I'm not sure if people enjoy it, and Lightning had a lot of hidden depths below his jerkish attitude.
And as always, an ENORMOUS shoutout and THANKS to Geofics, that is helping me with proofreading of the episodes. I always repeat it because it's true. Thanks a lot.
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Total Drama Aftermath for the Masses
Episode 2
The image once more showed the modern and beautiful resort of Mihtâtamowin Yikâwiskâhk. On the Aftermath's stage was a two-level stand with 16 people sitting on them. But this time, there were 3 people instead of 2 on the central couch at the center of the stage.
The person seated between LeShawna and Harold was a blond woman in her thirties. She wore a red bikini with a dark blue long skirt cover-up and a red magnolia hair clip. Both hosts looked annoyed by their new companion, but they started the show anyway.
"Hello, Total Drama Fans around the world, to this new episode Total Drama Aftermath for the Masses," said Harold, dressed in a red speedo but also wearing a red necktie. "I'm your host, Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V."
"And I'm LeShawna. We have some great surprises for today's show, and also, some not so great ones," said LeShawna smiling but also glaring at the blond woman.
"And I'm your co-host Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran. Welcome to the most thrilling and exciting episode of the show," said Blaineley showing a beautiful and smug smile.
LeShawna smiled at her, but her glare revealed her true feelings. "And why are you here, girl? I thought you were working as a reporter."
The blond woman glared back at her. "I didn't want to say it, but after the last episode the producers realized that you were doing a snoozefest. So they decided to bring ME here to try to put some life in the show."
"As if an old tank like you could revive something," said Anne Maria, also glaring at the blond co-host.
Blaineley scowled at her and stood up, "What did you say, Jersey Shore wannabe!"
"Are you so old that you're losing your hearing? I'll repeat it directly to your face!" said the tanned girl, standing up and clenching her fists before being stopped by B and Beardo.
LeShawna quickly stopped her co-host. "Blaineley, we have a show to do, remember? You don't want to give a bad impression to the producers.
At the word producers, the blond host stopped. She then turned her face away from Anne Maria. "You're right. I don't have to lower myself to her level." She then tossed her hair and returned to her seat.
"At last, gosh! For a moment, I forgot if this was a TV show or a daycare," said Harold looking at his clock.
The new co-host glared at Harold and tossed her hair again."Shut up, and let's continue. As you see with us are also the peanut gallery. They're a bunch of total drama castoffs that aren't competing on this season, and the losers that have already been eliminated from the show."
There were many angry whisperers among the peanut gallery, Beardo making the imitation of a sad Trombone (wah-wah-wah).
"Hey! That isn't something nice to say!" shouted Cameron, adjusting his glasses and frowning at her.
Rodney sighed, looking at Blaineley with a dreamy expression. "Yes, but it's the first time someone called me castoff like that. I'm not sure what this feeling is. Is this... love?"
"Man, I'm sure you're feeling offended, not love," said DJ patting the country guy's shoulder.
After taking a moment to regain her composure - and also let the peanut gallery calm down - LeShawna continued with the program. "Let's call our first guest of honor, ok?
"This creepy girl is one of the favorites from the Revenge season even if I don't understand why. Her mysterious powers and charisma compensate for her lack of physical strength. Even then, her POWERS weren't enough to help her win. She's the aura reader, Dawn." Said Blaineley in her classic host tone. As images of Dawn during the season appeared on the screen.
After a brief silence, the three hosts were startled when the moonchild was already sitting on the couch next to them, Blaineley jumping into Harold's arms. Dawn was wearing a pink bathing suit with shorts and sandals.
From the peanuts gallery, a high pitched and long scream was heard. When the rest of the campers looked at who screamed, Beardo put his tongue out and made the sound of a drum sting (Baa dum tsss).
"The joke of getting scared when I enter the scene is getting old. Can we stop doing it?" said Dawn looking unamused at the hosts.
LeShawna put her hand over her chest, breathing quickly. "Girl, then stop appearing out of nowhere, isn't good for my poor heart."
"Sorry if I startled you, but I didn't appear from nowhere… I just walked from the left side of the scenario to the couch." Said Dawn in a kind and polite tone.
"Get off me, GOSH!" shouted Harold, putting Blaineley on the coach at his side. He then adjusted his glasses. "Welcome, Dawn. It's a pleasure to have you with us today. How are you feeling?"
"The pleasure is mine, Harold. I miss the friends I made on the island, but at least I'm free from such a perverse game." Said Dawn showing a small smile.
"Is that true?" said Blainely, making an inquisitive smile. "That is how you feel after losing the chance to get one million dollars? One million dollars you say you'll use to combat pollution and for the rights of mutant animals."
Dawn looked to the floor a moment with the corners of her mouth downturned. "I'll not lie. A part of me regrets that I couldn't get the money to help mother earth. But there are no coincidences. Things happen for a reason. And I'm sure all that happened is part of a plan from the universe."
"Nonsense! Evil genius' makes their own destiny. There are no plans from some fancy universe or whatever," shouted Max folding his arms.
"What the gnome said is true. We, the wizards, use our magical power to bend the will of the universe to our own." Said Leonard caressing his (fake) beard.
Dawn shook her head. "You're only monkeys running in circles on Buddha's palm."
"BO-O-RING" said Blaineley glaring at the moonchild. "Let's ask something juicier. Why do you lie about having magical powers?"
The peanut gallery gasped while Harold and LeShawna glared at the blond host.
"HA! It was about time someone said it, dwarf dawn is a fraud!" shouted Jo making thumbs down.
"Blaineley, That was uncalled for and rude," said LeShawna. This was exactly why she didn't want to bring Blaineley as a co-host.
"Please, don't worry about it, Miss LeShawna," said Dawn in a more stern tone. "Sorry, Miss Blaineley, but I never said that I had magical powers. In fact, I don't have them. But I have the gift of aura reading."
"Pffft! Same thing," said Blaineley, waving her hand.
"That's not true," said Lindsay, looking with wide eyes at Blaineley. "Magic is like the things Leopold here can do. And aura reading is what they do to tell you what kind of accessories you have to use each morning."
"Not completely correct, but not completely wrong either," said Dawn, putting a finger on her cheek.
"Oh, stop the charade!" said Blaineley, standing up and walking in front of the moonchild. "If you really have the 'gift' of reading auras, read mine."
Harold rolled his eyes. "Blaineley, don't be childish! Stop antagoni-"
"Thanks, Mr. Harold, but let me handle this," interrupted Dawn looking fiercely at the new host. "Ok, I'll read your aura."
"Go on, show us if you're a scam or not. I'll be as impartial as possible." Lied Blaineley. She was sure that this was a scam.
Dawn took a deep breath and then stared at the co-host, her expression so serious that it seemed she was piercing her. "Oh my gosh! Your aura is so dark, there are dark reds and greens, but not even a light color."
"You don't impress me," said Blaneley in a sing-song voice, "red is in fact my favorite color."
"You weren't always like this. You had dreams and ambitions. But your own pride got in the way, and you said no to all the great opportunities. When you realized it, it was too late. Your career was over. You could only get jobs from former associates that pitied you or felt they owed you something. You regret those decisions, but that same pride stopped you from making amends."
"YOU! you-" Blaineley's face went from red to white, her voice cracking, and then she left the set, screaming and covering her face.
"Uh? Can someone explain to me what happened? Cuz I don't understand anything?" asked LeShawna as she and Harold watched Blaineley's tantrum with awed expressions.
"In short, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to," said Anne Maria filing her nails. Everyone looked at her with surprise, "What? I read it this morning in my horoscope."
"The truth is her pride and reason clashed. Now it's upon her if she decides to change or to forget," said Dawn shrugging. "But I didn't expect that kind of reaction. There is still some hope of her."
"If you say so," replied Harold, not convinced that Blaineley can change. "Anyway, let's use this chance to progress with the interview. Who do you want to win this season?"
Dawn made a small smile. "Zoey or Courtney, both are wonderful girls with a lot of talent. But more than winning, I hope both can find what they're looking for."
"The reward is the friends we make along the way? HA, that is just a loser's excuse," shouted Jo, laughing at Dawn's answer.
LeShawna glared at the jockette before looking at Dawn again. "Ignoring her, I'm also curious, girl. What they're looking for must be really important if it's worth more than a million dollars."
"That's a matter of perspective. I think it's worth more than a million. Both want to find inner peace and to come to terms with their past," replied the moonchild, nodding.
"And what about Mike? Don't you want Mike to win this season?" asked Cameron in a surprised tone.
After putting her fist below her chin for a moment, Dawn replied. "Sorry, let me be a little selfish on this one. I really want Zoey or Courtney to win."
"Well, let's thanks to our XXI century Helena Blavatsky, and please take a seat at the peanut gallery," said Harold, smiling and making a small bow at the moonchild.
"Welcome, Dawn. You did like totally great this season," said Dakota, letting the pale girl sit at her side. Behind her, B waved at the moonchild.
Dawn bowed and took her seat. "Thanks my friends. But I wished to reach further in the competition." She smiled, but there was some sadness in her voice.
On the screen at the top of the stage appeared a giant question mark.
"And now it's time for the first part of our segment 'Where are they now?'" Here we look where our friends that couldn't participate in the show or the peanut gallery are." Said LeShawna, smiling at the camera.
"And today the first camper for this segment is a former Killer Bass, and Chris is Really, really, really, really hot member. And also one of the most Xtreme sportsmen you ever know. Tyler!" said Harold while mimicking a quarterback launching a pass.
On the screen appeared Tyler dressed in a red trunks swimsuit and with a blue bandana. He's water skiing with only one ski and waving at the camera. He's about to hit a buoy that's in front of him.
"Oh wow, Tyler. I wonder what he's doing right now?" said Lindsay in a paused and monotonous tone.
LeShawna made a small smile."Great question Linds. Tyler's right now participating in the X-treme decathlon world championship. This is a month-long competition in which sportsmen from all the world test their courage, skill, and willpower," said the sister with a 'tude reading from a note. "Ouch, that sounds dangerous. Fortunately, Tyler's a tough guy."
Harold smirked, raising a finger. "Don't worry, Extreme sports are riskier than ordinary sports but aren't really that dangerous or life-threatening. Boxing, bike mountaineering, and skateboarding are considered extreme sports and are very regulated."
"Also, he's now in the fourth round. Let's wish Tyler the best of luck in that competition." Said LeShawna winking at the camera.
"Oh, what a surprise. I would never imagine that Tyler was doing that instead of coming to the show." Said Lindsay in a mechanical voice.
LeShawna shook her head, "Lindsay, thanks, but just stop that."
"If you want to learn how to lie, I can teach you," said Staci to Lindsay, smiling. "My great, great, great, great, great, great grand aunt Mildred invented lies before her people just lost friendships due to being too honest with each other, ya, so sad."
"Wow, that would be so sad. I don't want to lose friends. Thanks, Estella." Said Lindsay, holding Staci's hand.
"Now let's introduce our second honor guest of the day. Harold, please do the honors," said LeShawna, frowning.
"Of course, LeShawna. The next guest is one of the 4 fans that took part in the season. Great skateboarder but had some attitude problems that made him a lot of enemies during the season. One of the most polemic campers on the show, Jay," said Harold clapping, but only he was clapping.
From the left side of the stage entered Jay. He was wearing a black trunks swimsuit, his toque, and a white towel over his shoulders. He was frowning, and his nose was red-colored.
He sneezed before greeting the hosts and sitting on the guest's couch. "Achoo! Hello Harold and LeShawna, it's a pleasure to be here today. Sniff!"
There was some booing coming from the peanut gallery, particularly from both BFFFL's.
"Girls, let's give him a chance," DJ said to them, with a compassionate smile on his face.
"Because it's you who's asking, DJ," replied Katie. Both friends stopped booing but kept glaring at the skater.
"Hello, Jay," said LeShawna in a cold tone.
Harold tilted his head, adjusting his glasses. "Welcome to the aftermath show, Jay. It seems you've caught a cold."
"That damn chopper, dude. They immersed me in the lake on my way here, sniff," protested Jay, frowning.
Leonard joined his hand and shook his head, "That's what in the arcane circles we know as karma. Your inner imbalance provoked an external effect on your fate. If you want, I can use a spell to protect you against the karma."
"I don't think karma works that way. But even then, I hope the dip helped you to chill a little," said LeShawna, moving her head back and forth.
"Hahaha, you're so funny, dude, sniff," said Jay glaring at the sister with 'tude.
"Yes, she's the best," said Harold in a dreamy tone, looking at LeShawna with sparkling eyes. He then continued, "Ahem, anyway, Jay, how does it feel to be the first fan to be eliminated from the season?"
"THAT'S A LIE," shouted Max glaring, and pointing at Jasmine. "The CN Tower here was the first eliminated from our team."
B glared at the hosts, shaking his head and pointing at Jasmine.
"CN Tower?" asked Jasmine, raising her eyebrow, annoyed but unsure if he was insulting her.
Sam whispered at them, "I think he meant the first of the 4 fans that entered the competition, not the fan ferrets."
Max, Jasmine, and B nodded, now understanding what Harold meant. The silent man also misunderstood but decided to not ask about it.
The skater ignored them and answered the question.
"It sucks dude." Said Jay leaning on the couch and folding his arms. "Not only I lost my chance at the million. But also they ruined my chances with Sammy. I'm heartbroken."
On the screen appeared some images of Jay during the episodes, while the interview continued.
"Do you have kangaroos in the top paddock, mate? Sammy was never interested in you," said Jasmine, glaring at the skater.
"That's true, you can't force love," said Rodney with an unusual angry expression, "Even I know that." Beardo and Leonard looked at him with a puzzled expression.
"Pffft, just because she didn't get to know me better. She was already interested, and our romance was blooming. Achoo" Protested Jay, pointing at the Aussie.
"That's a lie. Romance doesn't work like that! There must be a mutual interest," protested Sadie.
"Yes, like you and her must be interested at the same time, waiting and knowing each other better. You can't force a relationship," added Katie, trying to support Sadie.
"Katie, that was a pretty smart remark!" said Sadie, her eyes sparkling.
The nice girl chuckled and hugged her BFFL. "I know, I may be becoming smart because I hang with you."
"Finally," replied Sadie while hugging her friend.
Katie blinked a couple of times, "What did you say?"
But Sadie was saved by Jay. "See, they're ganging against me, just like in the show. It happens all the time. People envy and bully me."
"Hey, big baby, no one is bullying you. They just said that you have to respect the girl's opinion." Said LeShawna, putting her hands on her hips.
"C'mon dudette. This is Total Drama. The show is all about getting the girl and making out. Everyone knows that," said Jay shrugging.
"What? And what about the dangerous challenges?" said DJ raising an eyebrow.
"And the lies and betrayals, there are a lot of betrayals," said Lindsay, raising a hand.
"And meeting new people, non-romantic friendships, and improving yourself," said Cameron adjusting his glasses.
B nodded and snapped his fingers.
"Dudes, yes, there is a lot of that, but people watch the show for the romance and the chicks." Said Jay nodding.
"I don't agree at all, but let's leave it there." Said Harold, trying to continue the interview. "Jay, who do you think will win the season?"
Jay played with his lip piercing before answering. "Sammy, Amy, Topher, Charlotte, all were horrible people, I guess Shawn. He was the only one that never tried to bully me, achoo."
"Great, now go to the peanut gallery. While we start the next segment of the show," said Blaineley while coming back to the stage.
"Are you still here?" said LeShawna glaring at the co-host while Jay seated at the peanut gallery.
"Of course," replied Blaineley, seated at the couch again. "And now we'll introduce Izzy, our special reporter. That brings us information about another contestant."
On the screen appeared Izzy, grinning at the camera while holding a microphone
"Special reporter? Now I understand why everything was so quiet around here. It'ֹs because Noizzy wasn't here." Said Jo, smirking. Beardo, Staci, and Sam laughed at her joke.
"Shut up, audience." Said the blond host, glaring at the peanut gallery. "Izzy, tell us, where are you?"
"I'm in Vancouver. You should be here. We have a wonderful day, and the japadogs are delicious," said Izzy eating a hot dog with some seaweed as a condiment.
Harold smirked and adjusted his glasses. "Japadog is both the product and a brand from the V. They sell hot dogs mixed with a variety of Japanese-style food like okonomi-"
"BORING," said Blaineley interrupting Harold, "so, Izzy, who's the ex-contestant that you found in Vancouver?"
"Found?" repeated Izzy, laughing. "Hahaha, Don't be silly, I didn't find anyone. I'm looking for Sierra."
"WHAT!?" said Blaineley in a distressed tone.
"SIERRA!" shouted Cameron while jumping behind Rodney to hide.
Rodney smiled, putting his hands against his cheek. "Sierra? Such a beautiful name."
"Girl! We already had the Sierra segment in the last episode," said LeShawna looking with wide eyes at the redhead on the screen.
"I know, but hear this," said Izzy taking a clipboard. "Even if we had that information, I came directly to the Dramacon. Sierra was invited, but she refused to participate in the event because she had another appointment on those dates."
"Blaineley, didn't you supposedly research that for the last episode?" said LeShawna, glaring daggers at the Jemmy award nominee.
She rolled her eyes. "Whatever, it was just a silly ex-contestant. I did a full hour of research about her whereabouts."
"But that was not the only thing I discovered." Said Izzy ignoring the discussion on set. "She didn't board the plane to Vancouver."
"How can you be so sure?" said Harold, more interested in Izzy's research than his co-hosts' fight.
"Easy, I talked with the guys at the airport, and after some dissuading, they showed me the records from the cameras of that day. And also the list of passengers that arrived in Vancouver. She was in none." Said Izzy grinning
"But that is confidential information, how could you-" said Harold shocked.
The redhead interrupted him. "Sorry, I have to get a plane to Toronto right now. I'll update you with my findings next time. Izzy out."
"Is Sierra really missing?" asked Katie, putting her finger on her chin.
Sadie took out her mobile. "I don't think so. She just updated her Cody blog this morning."
"Let's forget about that crazy girl and get on the next segment-" Said Blaineley, before being interrupted by LeShawna
"Yes! This is Total Drama Lost ones. In the last episode, we receive 146 unconfirmed Zeke sightings." Said LeShawna smiling and taking the spotlight from her co-host.
Harold nodded. "And Jacques Cartier from Alberta, Canada won this TD cup, congratulation-"
Blaineley interrupted Harold, "And for this week segment, we want to ask your help to get information about Daniel, the germaphobe from the Pahkitew season."
"His name's Dave," said Jasmine glaring at the blond host.
"Whatever. Send us any information or photos you can get of this guy using the website or our mobile application. Or call at the number that is appearing on the screen right now." Said the Jemmy nominee, standing up and walking in front of Harold and LeShawna. "The best sighting can win a photo autographed by moi or a copy of my autobiography 'Forever a Star.'"
"That's a great way to chase away any viewer that had seen that guy." Said LeShawna rolling her eyes.
"Maybe I should get a copy of that book. It surely can teach me how to be as EVIL as her," said Max rubbing his hands.
Anne Maria scowled at him. "Are you sure that is the kind of evil whateva you wanna be? It's too tacky."
Max kept thinking for a moment. "You're right. You may have a future as an evil minion."
"Sorry, right now, I'm focused on enjoying my youth before job hunting. Maybe later," replied Anne Maria, winking. It was obvious she thought 'evil minion' was a job.
LeShawna stood up and pushed Blaineley back to the couch. "Now, let's welcome the third honor guest. This brother is one of the best competitors on the show, an athlete with a full sports scholarship and the Revenge season's runner-up. Lightning."
"HEY! it was my turn to make the introduction." Protested the blond host.
From the left side of the stage entered Lightning. He was wearing dark blue trunks as his swimsuit and had a bandage across his chest, covering half of his back.
"Sha-Lightning's here!" said Lightning, flexing before seating in the coach next to the hosts.
"It was about time, sha-loser. I'm surprised you lasted so long," shouted Jo, glaring at the athlete.
Lightning flexed again, making a big grin. "I see you're still sha-jealous of the Lighting, Jo. But don't worry, keep training and you'll be almost as good as me. Almost."
"Welcome to the Aftermath for the Masses, Rudolph. It seems you already have some kind of feud with your former teammate." Said Harold looking at Jo and then again at Lightning.
"Thanks for the welcome but call me Lightning nerdy guy. Everyone does it. And I don't know what you're talking about, but Lightning and Jo don't get along because I'm too good. Sha-Bam"
"Keep dreaming, jockstrap." Snarled Jo, folding her arms and leaning on her stand.
"Ignore the peanut gallery. And tell us Lightning, How do you feel after losing your chance to win a million dollars for the third time?" said Blaineley, smirking at the athlete.
"It was a shame. Finally, Lightning found a team good enough to play the game, and he was eliminated before we could dominate. More than a shame, It's a Sha-shame." Said Lightning shaking his head.
"But you have some troubles with someone on the season, right?" said Blaineley, her smirk turning into an impishly smile. "Do you want to say something to Lindsay?"
Most of the audience gasped, only Jo and Max looked with interest instead of concern at the pair.
"Hello, Lightning," said Lindsay, waving at the jock.
"Yo sex- Lindsay," replied Lightning, in a neutral voice, lower than his usual loud tone.
Blaineley raised an eyebrow. "What're you doing? Stop just waving like morons." She faced Lindsay. "HE orchestrated your elimination." And then faced at Lightning "And SHE was leading you on during all the show, playing with your heart. SO STOP JUST GREETING AT EACH OTHER."
"Stop doing that! That's low even for you," said LeShawna, pointing at the blond host, frowning angrily.
"The old woman is right. Lightning must use this chance to speak his mind in front of all these people," said Lightning standing up quickly, and frowning at Lindsay. "Lindsay. Lightning is great at everything except for a few things like maths and apologizing. What Lightning wants to say is that Lightning is sorry."
"What?" asked LeShawna and Harold at the same time
"WHAT?" shouted Blaineley, looking at wide eyes at them.
"Lightning's sorry about what happened. He was angry because he wanted to date you, and eliminated you without thinking. Lindsay, you were a great friend, and Lightning should value you more, even if we can't date. Can we still be friends?" Lightning looked at her with a sad expression
Blaineley chuckled. "C'mon, you cost her 1,000,000 bucks, there is no wa-"
But Lindsay interrupted her. "Of course, I forgive you. I was just, like, upset and sad about what happened that I didn't know what to do, that's why I voted myself out."
All the peanut gallery gasped.
"Girl, did you vote for yourself? Again?" asked LeShawna, looking with wide eyes at the blond princess.
"Yes, I mean, what I did was totally the kind of thing that Heather used to do. I should've been more honest with you. I'm also sorry." said Lindsay, playing with her hair.
Lighting shook his head. "You didn't do anything wrong, Lindsay. It was all Lightning's fault."
"Yes girl, he's right. Heather feigned being your friend to exploit your vote. You never intended to lead this guy." Said LeShawna pointing at Lightning with her thumb.
"You're right! I never intended to use him. I'm not like Heather," said Lindsay clapping happily, then she put a finger on her cheek. "I wonder where I got that idea."
"Stop, please stop. You can't just become friends like that. That is BORING. " Said the blond host, rubbing her temple.
"GOSH! Just shut up, Blaineley. We have a show to do," said Harold glaring at her, then he faced Lighting. "One last question. Who do you think will win this season, or who are you cheering for?"
Lightning posed, pointing his arm at the sky. "That's easy. Courtney or Zoey will win. They are, after all, part of my sha-team."
"Just shut up, Sha-idiot" said Jo rolling her eyes.
"Thanks, brother, now go back and sit with the peanut gallery while we present the second part of the segment 'Where are they now?'" said LeShawna before Blaineley could talk.
Lightning walked over and waved to the peanut gallery.
"Good choice on winners, Lightning. I also think Zoey or Courtney will win," Said Dawn smiling.
Lightning winked. "Thank you, creepy girl! I know, Lightning's always right, Sha-bam" he then looked at Lindsay and rubbed his neck. "Well, I mean, almost always."
"And who's the second camper on the segment?" asked Blaineley, glaring at Harold.
Harold ignored her and smiled at the camera. "The second camper of today's segment was a former Waneyihtam Maskwak and one of their more polemic members, ending third on her season. She's Sugar."
On the screen appeared sugar, her hair in a bun, and using a long pink dress. She had full make-up and looked beautiful except for her mischievous expression. She was walking on a catwalk, waving at the public.
"Ahhhh! SUGAR!" shouted Rodney while Beardo made a sound like an evacuation alarm.
Leonard instead only smiled and nodded. "Look at that, Sugar is dressed like a princess."
"That's almost right, brother. Sugar is taking part in Miss Calgary, a pageant and reality show for Alberta's most beautiful girls. And right now, she's in the third round. Ha, that's just because I'm not participating," said LeShawna winking at the camera.
"Stone the crows! Is she really winning in a pageant contest? I mean, she always said so, but it's hard to believe." Said Jasmine looking with wide eyes at the screen.
"Sometimes the truth is harder to believe than some lies," said Staci, looking with wide eyes at the screen.
"Pffft, she's not as pretty as me," said Blaineley, rolling her eyes. "Anyway, she can't come to the show until she's eliminated from that contest. So let's forget about her and focus on the last honor loser."
"Honor guest," said LeShawna, her patience with her new host was already exhausted at the first segment. "This sister was my favorite after Jas was eliminated. Maybe I should start cheering for Alejandro. She's one of the more fiercest and competitive girls on the show. It's a shame she's here already. Let's make a warm welcome for Charlotte!"
The public clapped as Charlotte walked in. She was frowning with a dead-serious expression.
"Hello mate," shouted Jasmine with a big smile on her face.
"Gwa-hahahaha, at last karma got you, treacherous minion! Who is laughing now? Gwa-hahaha," said Max, making a maniacal laugh at her.
"Hello, Charlotte. How do you feel after being eliminated?" said Blaineley quickly, interrupting Harold.
"HEY! It was my turn to do the interview!" said Harold glaring at her.
Blaineley waved her hand at his face. "You were just too slow. So please, Charlotte, answer the question."
The e-gamer took a deep breath and smiled. "I'm frustrated. I underestimated the game and tried to advance using a glitch instead of my own skill and paid for that. I'm ashamed but I learned a lot from my mistake."
"You did a good job, Chadow_Nova. All the gamers are proud of you," shouted Sam making a big smile.
"M45TERS4M it's a pleasure to meet you in the 3D world," said Charlotte making a big smile.
"Sam, who's she?" asked Dakota, patting the floor with her foot.
The gamer laughed and rubbed his neck. "ehehe, she's a gamer friend. Her guild Team Conquerors and my guild the Astro Cats fought on the Massive Planet of Savagery World Championship last year. Chadow_Nova's Tank was awesome to play against."
"You are too kind, but your 1024k combo destroyed me, M45TERS4M." Said Charlotte, blushing and lowering her head.
"STOP WITH THE GIBBERISH," shouted Blaineley, clenching her teeth but quickly regaining her composure. "Charlotte, you were eliminated for trying to access the main computer of the island. What was your objective? It was pretty dumb doing that on an island full of cameras."
Charlotte smirked, "You don't understand the rules of the game. That's why you choose that question from the menu instead of something more interesting."
"What did you say? Answer the question." Said Blaineley narrowing her eyes at her.
Harold chuckled, "She just said that your question is a dumb one, Gosh! Yes, she was supposed to access the main computer, but she was eliminated using the popularity contest. So they weren't completely sure she was cheating."
"My questions are not stupid. I'm just trying to make this borefest into an entertaining show." Said Blaineley standing up and putting her hands on her hips.
"And of course, harassing the guests is entertaining," said Jasmine in a snarky tone, folding her arms.
"hehe, this is nothing." Said Lindsay, with a mischievous smile, "On the other season, she released a lot of angry animals in the studio, and they stole my lip gloss."
"And also almost killed us." Said DJ with a worried expression.
"Oh yes, and that too." Added Lindsay smiling.
"Hey! it wasn't my fault. The animals attacked because of DJ's curse," said Blaineley glaring at Lindsay.
"Stop that! We can discuss that later." Said LeShawna, who then turned again to look at Charlotte. "And sister, tell us who you think will win the season or who are you cheering for."
The e-gamer made a mischievous smile. "Topher, he may not look like it, but he has the potential to be a great gamer, even if he can use some help. If not him, Sky, she's a bit rough on the edges but she was a great rival."
"Well, thanks a lot Charlotte, now please take your seat in the peanut gallery." Said Harold, pointing at the place with a smile.
"You did great there, cobber," said Jasmine smiling at the gamer.
"I don't need your praises," said Charlotte, blushing. "Also, don't think our competition is over just because we aren't in the show, our game continues."
Jasmine raised an eyebrow and smiled. "I don't get a handle of what you're saying, but whatever makes you happy."
"And tell me, LeGoddess, have you already bought the Tyranny of the Masses app for your smartphone." Said Harold smiling in an entirely forced dialogue.
"I already downloaded it, and it's great. You can watch the episodes, vote for challenges, your favorite camper on the island, and much more. And better of all isn't so expensive." Said Blaineley, responding before LeShawna could do it.
"What did you say? It's as expensive as the new expansion of realms of fire. That is 365,000 gold coins. I think it's expensive." Said Leonard putting his hands inside his long sleeves.
"I agree with him," said Sam adjusting his glasses. "Also, looking at the source code, it seems it was made in Masajistan, and have some interesting security loops."
"Hahaha, you're so funny," said Blaineley, glaring daggers at them. "But tell us LeShawna, even if the mobile app is WONDERFUL, what happens if I don't have a phone? I can't vote for my favorite camper on the season."
"No, Blaineley, you can still be a Tyrant subscribing to the website. I only cost a small fee," said LeSahwna, smiling and winking at the camera.
B took out his smartphone, looked at it with wide eyes, and began to dry his sweat with a handkerchief, being careful to not press the subscribe button.
"Blimey! Tell me the fee is on Australian dollars." Said Jasmine looking with wide eyes at her smartphone.
LeShawna looked at her with a nervous smile. "No sister, I think it's in Canadian dollars, and c'mon is not that expensive."
"I can buy a lot of clothes with just the monthly fee," said Katie looking at her smartphone with wide eyes.
"But the clothes you make are prettier than those you can buy," replied Sadie putting a hand on Katie's shoulder.
"Oh, Are you serious?" said Katie, her eyes sparkling.
Sadie nodded, "Of course! Your clothes are unique and beautiful."
"I love when you're honest to me," said Katie holding her hands.
"What a coincidence. I love to be honest with you," replied Sadie
"EEEEEEEE!" both squeed at the same time.
Anne Maria rolled her eyes, "What a wonderful friendship! Hey hosts, can we go already?"
Blaineley and LeShawna glared at the tanned girl while Harold looked at the camera.
"And that's all for this episode of the aftermath for the masses. Watch us next time for a very special episode with a big surprise." Said Harold smiling.
"And not only that ginger babycakes. It'll be the more exciting episode of the show, so tune in to find out." Said LeShawna, pointing at the camera.
Blaineley then moved in front of her. "And thanks for watching, you're wonderful. Remember to keep voting because, in this season, you are the masters." She then sends a kiss to the camera. "*smack* goodbye."
Author Notes:
Did you expect this, or was it a surprise? Yes, we already are at the second aftermath show I hope you enjoy it the extra camera to eliminated campers and the peanut gallery.
Was your favorite character in this episode? If not be sure to read future aftermath shows. they may appear on the next "Where are they now?" or in "Total drama lost ones" segment on an Aftermath.
Immunity idols left: 3
D.A.M. Eliminations left: 4
Favorite Foxes: Alejandro, Brick, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Sammy, Zoey.
Fan Ferrets: Amy, Beth, Dramaman, Lilly, Mike, Shawn, Sky, Topher
Eliminated: Cameron, Jasmine, Max, Lindsay, Dawn, Jay, Lightning, Charlotte.
As always, thanks for reading and I hope you like it.