Months later, Po was at his low cost apartment, masturbating to nude photos of Tigress he and monkey took while the sexy feline was taking a dump. When he realized that it's been days since their sex tape had been uploaded and still he hasn't received any calls from any porn company, even though his role on that video required him to be in full screen time.
After his apprehension, he quickly got off bed and turned on his personal computer. The anxious panda searched for their video and it took a few probing until he had found it. Po gasped at the video he just saw; Splinter had blurred out not just his face but his entire body except his cock and his asshole. The rat didn't even include his name in the credits, making him completely anonymous to the public. No wonder he isn't getting any calls.
"That sly rat!" Cursed Po, banging the desk.
The angered bear immediately left his apartment and headed towards the sewers to confront Splinter and the turtles.
Once he arrived at the putrid hideout, Po couldn't find the rat and the others. It was barren as a desert. He can hear the flow of grimy sewer water and the sounds of droplets that came from above. Po was curious as he traverse the area. It seems Splinter had relocated or left. He can't be too sure, there's still enough room to explore - maybe he'll find them if he's patient. Po ventured deeper into the cesspool, hoping.
Just as he was about to quit, a steel-like sound came from ahead. Thrilled, Po rush towards where he thought heard the noise; and there they were - The turtles. They're eating something, but it doesn't look edible, it's more like rotten mush than actual food. It's odd, the money they garnered from the video should have been enough to feed themselves with real food but why are the turtles eating shit.
"Where's Splinter?" Asked Po
"He went out for a while" Donatello replied. "Buy more food I guess"
Po raised his brows "More like shit... like the ones you're consuming right now"
"No.. he actually buys good shit... it's just that he only feed us with leftovers and pieces of bones that are found in his feces" Corrected Leonardo.
The Panda couldn't believe it. Is this how the turtles been living ever since? Under countless abuses and starvation? Po started to pity the turtles. Could it be that splinter is keeping the goods all for himself? Not only is that rat a lying son of a bitch, He's a corrupt and abusive father as well. He decided to help the turtles break out. He offered them guaranteed shelter and luxury at the Jade Palace.
"But he raised us... and gave us home" complained Michelangelo.
"No! he only groomed you and used you for his nasty schemes" Po retaliated "Now follow me... I'll bring you to the Jade Place!... Is there any exit here Splinter rarely use?"
Raphael raised his hand and gestured the others to follow him.
The bunch arrived at the secret entrance. But as they drew closer to the doorway, someone made a purposeful cough as if to lure someone's attention within the group. Po and the others turn to see who that was; It was the evil rat, Splinter and he's crossing his arms in a villainous fashion.
"Took you long enough" said the rodent.
Po was astounded. He vigorously pondered how Splinter knew of their elopement and how he managed to follow them.
"How did you know?" Po yelled.
Splinter rubbed his chin "I don't know... I got a watchful eye"
Suddenly, Donatello got hit in the noggin and passed out. The others turned and watched in shock as Michelangelo was seen beating the hell out of his unconscious brother with his nunchucks.
"Mikey... Why" asked Leonardo.
"I'm sorry brother, but Master Splinter is my daddy and I'm his pretty little cum dumpster," answered Mikey with a mean grin "That rat dick is heaven to me"
"But how did you..."
"With this!" Michelangelo interrupted, showing Leo his smartphone. It turns out he somehow contacted Splinter while they make their escape. The sneaky rat must have then followed them as they travelled.
Leonardo could not stand his brother's betrayal and launched himself at Michelangelo with pure rage. "To hell with you Mikey!"
The two battled intensely while Splinter laughed.
"Splinter!" yelled Raphael as he dashed and try to tackle the rat; but his master side-stepped out of harm's way in a flash. Splinter then mega slapped Raphael's exposed ass so hard it broke the sound barrier, creating a sonic boom that shattered every glass window above within a mile radius. Raphael spat blood and came as the impact penetrated through his prostate, and broke every bone in his pelvis, preventing him from ever walking again.
Po's jaw dropped at the immense power Splinter has displayed.
"Impossible!" the panda exclaimed
"All those years I've spent training at Cobra kai has paid off! " Bragged Splinter
He then blew a kiss in the air and said "Thank you Mr. Miyagi"