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Author's note: This is dedicated to James Stryker, LoupDreams, King of GB, Maya Morris, Hannah Tropicana and Kick Butt Boy III.
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Super Carly
26 year old Carly Shay look like a normal woman, but she's not.
In secret she's a superhero.
Since she was born, Carly's had super-powers.
Nobody knows why, but Carly like having her powers, which she use to do good, of course, since she's a good person.
"Alright. Time to get ready." says Carly as she put on her superhero outfit.
The outfit is a tight jumpsuit made of violet leather.
"Let's see how this goes..." says Carly.
Carly open her bedroom window and fly out into the night.
Yes, she can fly.
She is also very powerful, stronger than 5 grown men.
"Nice. I hear no one in need of help." says a happy Carly.
Carly has super-hearing and as such can hear when people in the city needs help from her.
She also can stand bullets.
They just bounce off her.
She can run faster than a sportscar and punch harder than any adult man ever could.
Usually Carly, during the days, hide all her powers and pretend to be a normal woman, but at night she's a hro who help those who need it.
"Good. No problem within sight." says Carly as she fly over the city.
Most of the time Carly love being a superhero.
Even if she's up almost every night she can also be up during the day to be her normal self, since her powers makes it so she doesn't need sleep.
20 minutes later.
"Help me!" screams a female voice.
The voice is weak and comes from a basement deep under a building.
Carly can hear it clearly though because she has super-hearing.
She know who this voice belongs to.
It belongs to Mandy Hawk, a woman who's the same age as Carly.
They went to middle and high school together.
Carly put on a violet mask so Mandy won't see who she is.
When she's a hero, Carly actually show her face the majority of the time, but sometimes she wear a mask when she need to hide her identity from someone.
She has to keep her life as a sueperhero a secret.
"I'm on my way." thinks Carly as she fly in the direction of where Mandy is.
Carly is all single-lady.
She cannot allow herself to be in love because that is her weakness as a hero.
When Carly is in love or horny she lose all of her super-powers.
If that happens the powers only return when she stop be being horny or no longer is in love.
Because of this she has to stay single all the time and be asexual.
She cannot even have a crush on someone.
Even that counts as love when it comes to her powers.
Only 3 people know that Carly is a superhero.
Those 3 are her mom and her best friends Sam and Freddie.
"Super Carly to the resque." says Carly when she reach the building where Mandy's scream for help comes from.
Carly easy kick in a door and enter the building.
Then she walk down to the secondary basement where she find Mandy, who is being raped by a man who hold a gun to Mandy's throat.
"Stop. Leave her alone, she's a good person." says Carly.
"Keep your nose out of this. It's between Miss Hawk and me." says the man.
"No. I won't allow you to hurt her." says Carly.
"Try to stop me!" says the man, who think Carly is a weak woman.
He has no idea she's a superhero.
Carly punch the man, knocking him out and then pull him away from Mandy.
"Thanks. You saved me." says Mandy.
"No problem." says Carly.
Carly helps Mandy to the hospital and then she also brings the man to the police.
After that, Carly fly up above the city again to listen in case others need help this night.
45 minutes later, she has not found any signs of problem so she fly home.
"Okay. Time for bed." says Carly as she slide off her superhero outfit and put on her jammies instead.
She get into bed and goes to sleep.
5 hours later it is morning and Carly wakes up when sun shine upon her face.
"Alright." says Carly as she open her eyes and sit up in bed slowly.
She takes off her jammies and put on a pink bra, soft white panties, a black t-shirt and black sweatpants.
"Nice that last night was quite calm." says Carly.
She walk to the kitchen where she get herself a cup of coffee and a vego sandwich.
Carly bring this with her to the living room, where she eat and drink while she watch TV.
"Awww!" says Carly, being happy.
She's often happy.
To be a superhero is fun for her because it means she get to help people.
"Yay." says Carly.
3 hours later, Carly sit by her computer, writing her book.
Carly write a book about her life, a book meant for her future children, in case they get to have super-powers as well.
"Hmm, who's calling me?" says Carly when she hear her phone beep.
She answer.
"Carly Shay speaking..."
"Hi, girl. This is Sam."
"Hi, Sam. What's up?"
"Just callin' to ask if ya had any job to do durin' the night."
"Only one, which I think's good."
"I understand."
"Thanks."
"No problem."
"Sweet, Sam."
"Yup, Carly Shay."
"Nice. See you tomorrow at work."
"Indeed ya will, my friend."
"Cute. Bye."
Carly ends the phone call.
She and Sam work at the same fashion-design company.
Carly is an assistant fashion-designer, working under Mariah Crow II and Sam is the company's deputy security-chief.
Freddie work on the opposite side of the city, as a producer for the local TV news channel.
50 minutes later.
Carly work out in her home-gym.
She's already super-strong.
Despite that she work out twice a week.
Being a superhero she is much stronger than normal humans, but she still wanna keep in shape.
"Nice." says Carly, being happy.
What she bench-press is way more than grown men can.
This is why she work out at home instead of in a public gym.
If she went to a public gym, people would find out her secret.
Carly still has the same body on the outside as if she did not have any super-powers.
Her power is hidden within her, which is good, since it means nobody can see how strong she truly is.
Carly can lift full-size cars using only her arms without breaking a sweat.
Very few people could defeat her in a fight.
"Okay..." says Carly as she drink some cold water.
She often drink cold water during her work outs, just like normal people, even though she doesn't need to, being a superhero.
She can jump across rivers from a stand still position and see things miles away as clear as if they'd be right next to her.
"Hmm..." mumbles Carly.
10 hours later.
It is night again, so Carly put on her superhero outfit.
She open the window and the fly out into the night.
Her long brown hair floats in the wind.
"Yeah." says Carly.
This night is clearly a tny bit colder than the previous night.
Carly doesn't care though.
Her suit keeps the cold away and she resist the cold better than others, being a superhero.
"Seems like a cute night." says Carly.
It appears nothing's going to happen, but suddenly she hear the sound of a gun.
She fly to where the sound comes from.
2 fat evil men are having a crazy and very wild gun-duel.
Carly easy stop them both without getting hurt.
"No gun-fights in my city." says Carly.
Both men get afraid of Carly.
"I'm taking you both to the police." says Carly and then does so.
After that she fly up into the sky to hear if there's anything else going on that require her attention.
"Hmm, I hear no sound of trouble." says Carly.
She starts to fly towards home when suddenly she hear the sound of someone breaking into a clothing-store.
Carly fly there and sees 3 female criminals.
"Hey! Stop it. I won't allow you to do what you want." says Carly.
"There's no way a skinny babe like you can stop us." says one of the criminals.
"I disagree." says Carly.
All 3 criminals aim their guns at carly and fire.
Carly stand there and smile as the bullets simply bounce off her body.
"What...?" says one of the criminals.
"Guns don't hurt me." says Carly.
"Holy fuck!" says all 3 criminals.
They run away in fear.
Carly allow them to get away.
Carly fly home, since she hear nothing more that she has to deal with.
2 weeks later.
"No, no, no!" thinks Carly at work when she sees a man that is very handsome.
He's new at the comapny and Carly get a crush on him, since he's exactly the kind of man she'd want to date.
She tries to shake off her feelings.
She cannot be in love, that would mean she cannot use her super-powers.
Lucky for Carly she's able to forget about the man and not fall in love.
Her powers are still active, she can feel that this is the case.
"Good. I still have my powers. That was so close. Too close for comfort." thinks Carly.
"Ya okay?" says Sam as she walk up to Carly.
"Uh...sure. I'm fine." says Carly.
"Awesome." says Sam.
"Cute." says Carly.
3 days later.
The sun is going down.
Carly eat some candy in bed and reading a sweet book.
She's given herself the night off from her duties as a superhero.
"Awww." says a happy Carly.
She wear a pink t-shirt and black sweatpants.
"Very cute." says Carly, talking about the book she's reading.
The book is one of her favorites.
She's already read it more than 40 times before, but she never get tired of it.
Every time she read it she enjoy it just as much as the very first time, which was in college.
4 weeks later.
"Sam, did you have fun in Florida?" says Carly.
"Yup. It was awesome, very sexy." says Sam.
"Okay." says Carly.
"Next time you and Freddie should go with me." says Sam.
"That could indeed be nice." says Carly.
"Yeah." says Sam.
"Awww, Sam." says a happy Carly.
Sam is happy too.
"Yeah, girl." says Sam.
Carly and Sam hug each other.
They are true best friends.
"Yay!" says Carly.
"So true." says Sam.
4 hours later.
"Okay." says Carly as she eat some pizza.
She wear a black t-shirt and red sweatpants.
"Nice." says Carly.
The pizza taste good.
"Awww." says Carly.
She's happy.
Over on a table is Carly's superhero outfit, which she has made some changes too.
The next day.
Carly try on her updated superhero outfit.
She look at herself in the big wall-mirror.
She think the new outfit is awesome.
"Nice. Sweet." says a happy Carly.
7 hours later, the sun goes down.
Carly put on her superhero outfit.
She open the window and the fly out into the night.
"Let's see if someone needs me." says Carly.
She focus her eyes and ears to search for anything that requires a hero such as her.
"Doesn't seem like there's any major problems in the city tonight." says Carly.
Carly land on the roof of a high skyscraper.
She sit there and look at the stars.
"Awww." says Carly with a cute smile.
It seems to be a calm nice night.
"Nice. Very cute." says Carly.
She's happy that nothing has happened.
"Maybe I can fly home..." says Carly.
She think this since the city is nice and calm.
"Appears I was incorrect." says Carly when she hear people who are in serious danger.
Carly fly to where those people are.
"I'll save you!" says Carly when she find 5 teen-girls who are stuck inside a burning building.
She enter the house and help all 5 girls out to safety.
Because she's so powerful, this is easy for Carly.
The 5 girls thank her for saving them.
"My job is to help." says Carly.
"Awesome. Who are you?" says Kikki Warren, one of the girls.
"Sorry. I can't reveal my name." says Carly.
"Okay." says Kikki.
Carly put out the fire and then she leave.
"Awww!" sasy Carly as she fly high above the city she call home.
Everything seems good now so she fly home.
When she get home, Carly change into casual clothes.
"Nice." says Carly as she eat a cookie.
There's a box of cookies on her nightstand.
Carly sometimes want a cookie at night so she makes sure she always has some around in her bedroom.
"Awww!" says Carly.
She is happy.
"Yum." says Carly, since the cookie taste very sweet.
It's a raspberry cookie.
Carly like raspberry a lot.
More or less, it is her favorite flavor.
"Very nice and cozy." says Carly as she cuddle up in her cozy bed.
She giggle a bit.
"So sweet." says Carly.
She lean back against her big pink soft pillow and relax.
"Nice, no more stuff to do tonight." says a happy Carly with a cute smile.
The next night there's a lot more to do for Super Carly.
First she has to stop some guys who try to steal a luxury car.
And then she need to save a girl who's knocked from the 7th floor of a building.
Carly hear the sound of guns.
She fly to where that sound comes from.
"No! Srop that, at once!" says Carly when she sees an evil man, trying to steal an old lady's bag.
"Stay out of this, girl. Nothin' here ain't of your concern." says the man and fire some bullets at Carly.
The bullets simply bounce of Carly's breasts.
"What?" says the man surprised.
"I'm a superhero. And I demand that you leave the lady alone." says Carly.
The man clearly refuse, so Carly knock him out with a single punch.
She then grab the gun and break it easy with just her hands as if it was a thin stick of old wood.
"Awww...thank you for saving my life!" says the old lady.
"You're welcome." says Carly.
"Exactly who are you?" says the old lady.
"I'm a superhero...you may call me Super Carly." says Carly.
"Thank you, Super Carly." says the old lady.
"No problem." says Carly and then she fly away.
30 minutes later.
"This is a job for me." says Carly when she sees something.
4 evil women are breaking into a store.
"Stop!" says Carly as she land.
"Let us do this, loser." says one of the women.
"I am not a loser." says Carly.
Carly easy disarm the 4 evil women.
She then use ropes to tie them to a fence.
Carly fly home.
Just as she's about to climb into her bedroom she hear someone who scream for help.
"Opss..." says Carly.
She quickly fly towards the other side of the city where she finds a sweet teen-girl who's being atatcked by an evil man.
"Don't hurt the girl." says Carly.
The evil man grab and axe and tries to kill Carly.
Carly simply block the axe with her right arm and then kick the man in his balls, making him bend over in pain.
She punch the man in the face, knocking him out.
"Thanks..." says the girl.
"No problem." says Carly.
"Awesome." says the girl.
"Yeah." says Carly and then fly away.
Carly fly home.
When she's back in her own bedroom, she takes off her superhero outfit and put on a t-shirt and sweatpants instead.
"Awww!" says Carly with a cute laugh when she feel the soft fabric of the sweatpants against her legs.
She is happy.
"Yay!" says Carly.
She love being a superhero.
She eat a cookie.
"Okay." says Carly as she cuddle up in bed.
She eat a second cookie and read a sweet book.
2 days later.
Sam and Carly eat lunch.
"Carly, are ya still a hero?" says Sam.
"Yes, of course." says Carly.
"Sexy." says Sam.
"Uh...yeah." says Carly.
"It's awesome that ya keep our city safe." says Sam.
"Thanks, Sam." says Carly.
"No problem, babe. You're very cool." says Sam.
"I think you're cool as well." says Carly.
"Okay. Thanks." says Sam.
"Sure." says Carly.
"Yup." says Sam.
The End.