2015, Stark tower
Tony Stark was just about to go to sleep and-"Sir, director Fury has called an emergency meeting and advises you to come to the helicarrier now" "What does that old pirate want now"he thought
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"What now." "Well I'm sure you have all heard of Spider-man"Fury stated."So what?"Cap asked."Welp, I want you to bring him in alive-" "What!Why, he's only done good for the city." "He's not what you think captain. Last week, he snuck into the Life Foundation and stole a highly dangerous alien creature which he called Klyntars for some reason. And just yesterday, he snuck into Oscorp and destroyed every last piece of research of cross species genetics. Clearly this guy knows stuff even SHEILD doesn't know and we all know he killed the Osborns and the Stacys." "Fine we'll bring him in first thing tomorrow night." "Tomorrow night!I brought you all here now because this is the perfect time to do it!Stark, come back here!Ugh... you two go bring him in, the others go and talk to Stark."