Me: Omg!People read my stories i want to-

Deadpool: Shut up you-

Captain America : Language!

Deadpool: English!

Captain America: ...Guess I'll be back in the next chapter then.

Deadpool: So you said you wanted to make announcements before i start my solo chapter?

Me: Yes i want to say that i'll be away for a while so there won't be any major updates to my stories and-

Deadpool: Okay that is it so on to my solo chapter!

Me: Wait-

Fanfiction by a fan was ejected(2 imposters left)

Deadpool: 2 imposters left! Who brought the Skrulls in this chapter!

Me: I did!

Deadpool: Your dead so shut up!Actually, don't shut up and explain this writing style this chapter is in!

Me: I did that because this takes place outside the story!

Deadpool: That is unacceptable!

Me: Wait-

Deadpool: This is FANFICTION!

Fanfiction by a fan was ejected again(2 imposters and one merc with a mouth left)

Deadpool: That's all Folks!