On the Boiling Isles; Roger was working as a street performer.
He had lots of lighbulbs before lighting each of them by hand and started juggling them.
Lots of spectators looked at them in awe.
"This guy is incredible, juggling objects without burning his hands, and he turned them on." said an orc.
Everyone watching placed money in a coffee cup he had.
"That's right, this is real, there's no trick in this." said Roger.
He then started kicking them like they were hacky sacks.
Little did he know was that Amity's parents were watching the whole thing.
Odalia Blight was impressed with Roger's tricks and smirked.
"Impressive!" she said. "Honey I think we….." she then saw her husband with a butterfly and she groaned. "ALADOR!"! She shouted.
Her husband Alador Blight turned to his wife.
"What, they're great to study on." said Alador.
His wife groaned.
"Whatever, I found a new way to make our new abomination perfect." said Odalia, "Feast your eyes on that creature juggling strange light things."
Alador looked at Roger and his lit light bulbs.
"What impressive skills. How does he do that with things that are from the human world?" said Alador.
"Only one way to find out." said Odalia.
Later; Roger had a money counter out and placed his earned wages in it before the device counted all his slugs and stopped at 5,000 slugs.
The meerkat then pulled out his phone and did some math on it.
"Okay, that's five thousand slugs I earned today, and with the exchange rate from slugs to dollars, that'll add up to about." Roger said before he finished work on his phone, "$500,000. Whoo, you'd think that this were a country in the middle east."
He put his phone away followed by the Boiling Isle currency and began to walk off, but was pinned to a wall by two minotaur's.
The meerkat became shocked and saw that Boscha and Matholomule were glaring at him.
"Trying to cut town without giving us our cut?" said Boscha.
"Oh hey, I was just heading your way." said Roger.
"Yeah right, you were about to skip town before giving us what we agreed on." said Matholomule, "Sixty precent of the profits."
Roger groaned and pulled out some slugs and gave them to Matholomule.
"You two are such bullies taking the majority of one person's profits when they did all the work." said Roger.
"Everyone in Hexside knows about how you stole that griffin egg which hatched into a rare griffin. Word spreads in there very quickly." said Matholomule.
Boscha then grabbed Roger's neck.
"Yeah, and the deal is we won't go to the guards with that info if you give us sixty percent of your wages every time you do a performance here." said Boscha.
The minotars chuckled as Roger noticed some guards walking by.
"So, will you try to cut town before giving us our share again?" Boscha said as Roger smiled and whistled.
A screeching sound was heard and the other looked at where Roger was looking in confusion.
They saw the same guards backing up looking in their direction, shocking them.
"Uh oh, truant officers." said Matholomule.
"Oh shit, it's five-o, drop and run." one of the minotaur's said sounding like Jordan Peele as Boscha turned to where Roger was, only to see he had somehow gotten out of her grip and placed a green mop in his place, shocking the three eyed witch.
"Aw man, I'm still on probation yo." the other minotaur said sounding like Keegan Michael Key.
The group ran off as the guards chased them.
"HEY, GET BACK HERE!" yelled a guard.
Roger appeared hiding behind a dumpster and sighed.
"Oh thank goodness." said Roger.
He started to walk off.
"What a slap in the face that was." said Roger.
But then he bumped face first into a carriage.
The meerkat groaned as he rubbed his nose.
"Jesus, I knew I should have taken Viney's example of never saying slap in the face." said Roger.
He looked at the carriage and became confused as it opened up, revealing that Odalia was looking at him.
"Hello there." She said.
"Oh great a Karen." He said to himself.
"Just get in here, I've got much to talk about with you." said Odalia.
Roger looked around in confusion.
"Yes I'm talking to you, who else could I be talking to other then my husband?" said Odalia.
Roger shrugged it off before entering the carriage as it closed up and went off.
The meerkat looked around the carriage.
"Hmm, I still prefer to be in a limo." said Roger.
"I'm sure you do, being from the human realm no less." said Odalia.
"You have no idea." said Roger.
He then noticed that Alador was inspecting him closely.
"Will you tell this guy to back off? He's got a problem with personal space like my friend Marcy." said Roger.
Flashback
Marcy was doing some very up close inspection of Roger and he was uncomfortable.
"Clearly this girl hasn't heard of personal space." said Roger.
But a strand of his fur was pulled out from his body.
"OW!" Roger said before glaring at Marcy, "HEY!"
"What, it's for study purposes." said Marcy.
Roger groaned.
End Flashback
"Anyways, I've got a proposition that you just can't refuse." said Odalia, "It involves your special skill set."
Roger inched closer.
"I'm listening." said Roger.
"I own a company called Blight Industries where me and my husband Alador make abomination based weapons, but we have to do all our work for Emperor Belos now since he wants no one to have their own army, so-"Odalia said before being interrupted by Roger.
"Pass." said Roger.
Odalia became confused.
"What?" said Odalia.
"If you think I'm going to work for someone who now has to take shit from the guy who ordered that I be tortured in the Conformitorium after being part of a class trip with a school I don't go to, forget it. I'd rather take my chances watching every episode of Barney and Friends." said Roger.
The adult Blights became confused.
"What exactly is this Barney and Friends?" said Alador.
Outside the carriage; the I Love You song started playing as both Odalia and Alador were heard screaming in shock.
Inside after the song the two cringed.
"Ok I actually see why you would do that!" said the Blight mother.
"So yeah, I'm not working for employees of Emperor Belos." said Roger.
The Blight Karen smirked.
"I hear that, but Belos won't know about this project." said Odalia.
"Now I'm interested." said Roger.
"I need your special skill set for a project my husband is working it. I can predict that this project will be a knockout." said Odalia.
Roger who had a boxing glove on punched Odalia really hard in the face, making her groan in pain while rubbing her nose.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?" yelled Odalia.
"You said knockout." said Roger.
The mother Blight nodded.
"Oh I get it, a Human thing, wrestling is it?" She asked.
Roger nodded.
"No, boxing." said Roger.
Odalia nodded.
"Okay." said Odalia.
"You think that's weird, you should see the president of the United States of America." said Roger.
Cutaway Gag
In the press briefing room of the White House; Max Rabbit was giving a speech.
"This presidency has been very impressive for me so far. Already I kept my promises of destroying the godless Belgians, bombed all of North Korea as they were about to launch their nukes, and made all weaponry legal." said Max.
Everyone raised their hands.
The crazy rabbit pointed to someone.
"You." said Max.
"Where do you stand on making every Taco Bell employ nothing but illegal immigrants?" said a voice.
"Let that fast food chain deal with those pricks." said Max, "Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to drink my coffee, and I like it green just like how I like my men."
End Cutaway Gag
The Blights became confused.
"What idiot in their right mind put him in charge of wherever you're from?" said Alador.
"It was ether the rabbit or Barney the Dinosaur!" said Roger.
The blight parents realized what he meant.
"Wise choice." said Alador.
Odalia pulled out a contract and gave it to Roger.
"This contract will sum up the deal you'll be making if you agree to it." said Odalia.
Roger pulled out his reading glasses and put them on before he began reading the contract.
"Hmmmm." said Roger.
Odalia then pulled out a feather with a pen on it.
"So, we have a deal?" said Odalia.
Roger nodded.
"Damn straight." said Roger.
He grabbed the feather and signed his name on the contract.
"The deal has been made." said Odalia.
The contract then disappeared.
Roger is shocked.
"So what now?" said Roger.
"That contract is magic, you'll have to do everything that I say." said Odalia.
"I won't let you down ma'am." said Roger.
"I know you wont." Odalia said under her breath.
"I heard that." said Roger.