The next day at Hexside; Luz was telling Willow and Gus about what happened last night at Blight Manor.
"And then what happened?" said Willow.
"And then Roger zapped Mrs Blight's crystal and somehow managed to destroy the Abobatron 9.9 while avoiding each of its attacks with perfect precision, then Belos ordered that she be heavily monitored for her crime, and when she tried to make Roger clean up the mess he made despite not being under contract anymore, the meerkat just up and called Mrs Blight a C word to her face before he, Meek, and I left for the human realm." said Luz.
Luz's friends whistled.
"Oh damn, I never would have thought there'd be someone who actually had the balls to say that to one of the most richest witches on the Boiling Isles." said Gus.
Willow nodded.
"I know, not even Belos has the balls to do that." She said.
"Honestly, after what Roger went through, I don't blame him." said Luz.
"Me neither." said Gus.
Then Amity appeared.
"Hey Luz." said Amity.
Luz turned to Amity.
"Amity." said Luz.
"Sorry again for what Mom put Roger through last night." said Amity.
"It's okay, it was out of your control." said Luz.
"How's he doing?" said Amity.
"Well, he's recuperating. But when Meek and I got him home, he claimed to of had a conversation with the late Chadwick Boseman over the upcoming Black Panther movie." said Luz.
"His mind's gone." said Amity.
Luz chuckled.
"His mind's been gone long before we met him." said Luz.
Amity chuckled.
"Yeah I'll bet." said Amity.
She then sighed.
"Anyways Luz, I was wondering." said Amity.
Luz became confused.
"About what?" said Luz.
"Since Mom's now being monitored by the guards for dealing with a crook, it's going to be crowded in Blight Manor, and no one's going to get any privacy anymore. I was wondering if me and my brother and sister can-"Amity said before gulping, "If we can crash in your mansion for the time being. Now before you start to think about it-"She was then interrupted by Luz.
"Sounds like a good idea." said Luz.
Amity became mad.
"YOU BACKSTABBING HU-!" Amity yelled in anger before becoming shocked, "Wait, you're actually cool with it?"
Luz nodded.
"Yes, I'll have to see if Bugs Bunny is ok with it, but I'm sure once I tell him the situation he may be cool with it." She said.
With Bugs; the owner of The manor was in his room and sneezed.
The rabbit groaned.
"Sheesh." said Bugs.
A chiming sound was heard and Bugs reached into his nightstand before pulling out his phone and saw a text from Luz that said 'Amity's mother is on house arrest, Blight Manor is insanely crowded now, and the Blight kids need a place to crash'.
The rabbit sighed.
"I know I'm going to regret this." said Bugs.
Back in Hexside; Bugs replied to Luz's text saying 'Bring em over when school ends and I'll see what I can do'.
"He's cool." Luz.
Gus leaned over to Willow.
"I'm worried about what Amity will do to the mansion's paper boy." Gus whispered.
Willow nodded.
"I would be to." Willow whispered.
She and Gus walked off.
"Just out of curiosity, your mother doesn't know about what you and I did, does she?" said Luz.
Amity scoffed.
"As if, she was mad enough just learning that Em and Ed both got arrested in the human realm, she doesn't need to know that one of her kids came out of the closet." said Amity.
"With that hair color and those triangle earrings? I'm more surprised she didn't figure that out sooner." Luz joked, "Those should have been dead giveaways."
Amity laughed at the joke.
She sighed before inching close to Luz with her lips puckered up.
But the human pushed Amity's head back a ways, shocking her.
"Hold on, we said we'd keep this a secret from everyone. What about the Blight family reputation?" said Luz.
"Oh that went downhill when Ed and Em ended up in Swellview." said Amity, "More importantly, who's to say we don't already end up together by the time this fic is posted?"
Luz blushed.
"Yeah, I can see your point there." said Luz.
The two looked at each other and inched towards each other while puckering their lips.
But then the Ashley Tisdele version of Kiss the Girl started playing on the speaker system, making the two stop in shock just before their lips could touch.
"GOD DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!" Bump's voice yelled on the speakers.
Outside Bump's office outside Hexside; Roger was messing with the alarm system again, only with Pinky and the Brain's help.
"See I told you this was fun." said Roger.
Pinky laughed.
"You're right Roger!" said Pinky.
Even Brain laughed at this.
"It does give one a break from trying to take over the world." said Brain.
"Now this next song, we're going to join in on the singing." said Roger, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight."
"I like that song." said Pinky.
"Same here." said Brain.
Roger pushed an icon on his phone as Bump pushed the bell button and The Lion Sleeps Tonight started playing and Roger began singing.
"SON OF A BITCH!" yelled Bump.
Then Pinky and Brain joined in on singing as well.
"Take it Brain." said Roger.
Brain then sang the next part, not knowing that Bump, Luz, and Amity were at the window and glaring at the trio without them knowing about it.
Roger and Pinky resumed singing again but turned to see the others glaring at them and stopped in shock as Brain kept on singing.
But the big headed mouse turned around and saw the others glaring and stopped singing as well.
Roger turned off the music from his phone.
"I believe someone owes me an explanation." said Bump.
Roger glared at Brain.
"You're god damn right." said Roger.
But then the two lab mice ran off.
Bump lifted Roger up off the ground by the scruff of his neck.
"You've been messing with my new alarm for weeks now?" said Bump.
"And why'd you ruin a moment between us?" said Amity.
"I just wanted to have some fun." said Roger.
He turned to Amity and Luz.
"Congratulations on your new relationship by the way." said Roger.
Bump became shocked and looked at Luz and Amity.
"Wait, did something happen between you two?" said Bump.
Luz and Amity blushed nervously.
"Yeah, we might have started dating each other." said Luz.
"I'm in love." said Amity.
Bump became all teary eyed and sniffled happily.
"It's so beautiful I just might cry." said Bump.
"Well, now that that's out of the way, what's say I go back to the human realm for the day and we can all forget this ever happened?" said Roger.
Bump glared at Roger again.
"Oh no you don't, since you were messing around here for weeks despite not going to school in Hexside, you're going to be punished greatly." said Bump.
"He was already tortured by my mother greatly." said Amity.
Bump groaned.
"Alright, you're reading the morning announcements." said Bump.
Interview Gag
"Might as well take it easy since someone already got the better of that prick." said Bump.
End Interview Gag
Later; Roger was sitting in front of a microphone and had his reading glasses on and looked at a piece of paper.
He pressed a button.
"Hello students of Hexside, this is Roger Meerkat, some trouble maker who doesn't even go to school here. These are the morning announcements." said Roger.
In the hallways; everyone was looking at different speakers in different areas.
"For lunch today, the cafeteria will be serving up some beetle gulosh and a side of Boiling Isle mixed vegetables, anyone who wants to go pro in Grugby better sign up in the administration office when they have free time, and here's a special announcement right now. Last night; Hexside's very own straight A student Amity Blight as well as Hexside's first human student Luz Noceda have become a couple, finally." Roger's voice said.
Everyone in the school cheered happily.
"Well it's about time." said Viney.
Barcus nodded.
Boshca who was nearby scoffed.
"Weak, I don't know why I should be happy for those two. It's a human and a horrible backstabbing friend." said Boshca.
"Also, we're trying to keep this from reaching Mrs Blights ears, so there's going to be lots of hush money for those who can keep their lips zipped about the whole thing from the schools budget." Roger's voice said.
"What the hell?" said Bump's voice.
"Hey, you should have seen this coming when you made me read the morning announcement." said Roger's voice.
"Still not accepting hush money." said Boshca.
"And anyone who either doesn't accept the school's hush money or talk bad shit about the couple called Lumity will have to answer to my enforcer." said Roger's voice.
Boshca became confused.
"Enforcer?" said Boshca.
Then two loud booming steps were heard behind her as she was eclipsed.
The three eyed witch turned around and looked up to see Crunch glaring at her and reached into his jacket as the witch shrieked in shock.
"You know on second thought, Lumity is a perfect couple and I wish them nothing but happiness in their relationship." Boshca said nervously before running off and crashed through a wall, making a hole shaped like her.
Crunch then pulled out a bag of chocolate twizzlers.
The shark noticed Boshca was gone and sighed.
"Now why did she run away? I was going to offer her some chocolate licorice." said Crunch.