It was the best news anyone ever received. After years of being defunct, the PlayStation All Stars tournament is coming back.
When all 25 players arrived at the All Star Castle, it was like a family reunion. It's been so long since everyone saw each other. And no one looked different from 2013. Expect Dante, who finally got his iconic white hair back.
"Did you hear?" Parappa said. "The tournament is under new management"
"So no more polygon man?" Stephen Fry, the disembodied annoucer that talks for sackboy asked (at this point, I'm just gonna say it's sackboy talking even though it's him. So that way I don't confuse you guys)
"That's a relief. He was kinda annoying" Spike said.
"He was like the WORST version of master hand" Daxter said.
"It's half past 10. Shouldn't the new manager be here by now?" Clank asked.
"Ahem"
All the fighters turned to the empty podium.
"Is the family reunion over?" A disembodied voice that wasn't sackboy said. "Good, now we can begin"
Everyone saw a black and white teddy bear jump up into the air onto the podium.
"Welcome to the PlayStation All Stars Tournament" The bear said. "I am Monokuma. And I am this school's- I mean, this tournament's manager"
"Monokuma? " Clank said. "Now where have I heard that name before"
"My name gets around" Monokuma said. "So how's it feel to be together again after all these years?"
"I missed all of you," Fat Princess said.
"I just assumed you were all dead" Evil Cole said.
"Why did HE come here?" Nathan Drake asked.
"He's a part of me. I had no choice!" Cole said.
"Anyway," Monokuma said. "For this tournament, I decided to change the rules a bit"
"Really?" Parappa said.
"Yes, instead of fighting each other" Monokuma said. The room goes silent before he speaks again.
"You have to kill each other"
Cue the gasp coming from everyone.