"Oh haha, very funny," Parappa said. "Polygon man used to make these jokes a lot"
"Well I'm not polygon man" Monokuma said "and I'm being dead serious"
Everyone looked at each other. They just reunited and now they have to kill each other? But why?
"Um Monokuma was it?" Clank said. "It doesn't seem right for us to be united only to kill each other. Shouldn't we be having time to familiarize with each other-"
"Can it, bucket of bolts!" Monokuma said. "Now then. Allow me to introduce something that will help you during this killing game. Everyone, please look dig into your left pocket"
Everyone did so and pulled out a black and white phone.
"Yo what happened to our phones?" Parappa said.
"These are Monophones," Monokuma said. "They contain fighter info, a map of the whole castle, and a special feature that won't be added until the first murder is committed"
"Well this blows" Parappa said.
"Before we begin, I would like to discuss the rules. You'll be able to see them in your Monophone once I'm done" Monokuma said.
"Rule number 1, and the most important rule: violence against the tournament manager is not allowed"
Everyone puts down their weapons.
"Rule number 2: only 2 murders can be committed at once"
"Yeah Evil Cole" Nathan Drake said.
"Rule number 3: everyone must wake up at 7am and go to bed at 10am every day. At night the cafeteria and the castle with be on lock down. So everyone must be in bed at that point"
"And finally rule 4: when a murder is committed, all fighter will have to attend a roster trial. Attendance is mandatory"
"So what happens if we refuse to follow the rules?" Jak asked.
"Then you will face punishment," Monokuma said. "Now then, here's your first motive. I give these out so that someone can starts killing"
"I'm gonna make some changes to the roster," Monokuma said. "We can do without 7 of you"
A piece of rope hangs from the sky. Monokuma pulled the rope and 7 fighters fly into the air, rope around their necks:
Everyone watches in horror as Kat, Emmet, Issac, Zeus, Kratos, Radec and Sweet Tooth hang from the ceiling, dying of asphyxiation one by one.
"Oh my god!" Parappa said. "You killed our friends!"
"I'll make a deal with you, Parappa" Monokuma said. "If someone dies in the next 24 hours, you can save one of these pinatas"
"They're not pinatas, they're our friends" Nathan Drake said.
"I can't choose. They're all my friends" Parappa Said.
"Well you better make the right choice, Parappa the scammer" Monokuma said. The room went silent.
"That wasn't me. That was my voice actor" Parappa suddenly said. And so began the killing game. Who will be the first to die in this game of fate?
17 FIGHTERS PARTICIPATING.