Nymphlopedia
Entry 3: Love Nymphs
Beginning AN:
Okay I'm pretty sure if there's one chapter "everyone" will remember it's this one. Sorry. If you were wondering "Why is this rated M" well this chapter single-handedly tips the scales over on the M side. I... think I might have pushed this too far? You'll see. Trust me, you'll see.
Also this might be a bit of an indicator of what Romancing the Last Dryad will be like.
"So... two more people want to come to my domain...? Hmm hmm hmm!"
Of course it was a clam that Vince and Sonata were looking at through their journey in the smooth cave.
The clam opened, and standing inside was the most beautiful woman that either fighter had ever seen - quite an achievement. Radiant blush-red all over, locks that flowed and - the duo could swear - would occasionally twist in to heart shapes, arms lifted up to gentle welcome the pair to what they already knew would basically be a 'succubus' paradise. Her body, very obviously oiled up, something she drew attention to by rubbing her legs together as she walked over to them.
Oh fuck she was walking over to them. Eyes half-closed and lips curled up.
The Love Nymph took a deep breath in. One breath that made her chest heave, sporting breasts so massive that they would demolish any bra that touched them. Of course, not that she had a bra for those giants to begin with.
"Why are you getting hot and bothered?" Sonata whispered to Vince, even though they both knew the Love Nymph could hear her. "You haven't experience what these can do!"
"I know but your descriptions were so vivid I... I..."
"Ah, new blood and a returning veteran!" She said, putting her hands to her wide hips. Sonata planted her Gold Sword in the ground, put both her hands on it, shut her eyes, and her mouth quivered. "What would you like?"
"We're just here to recruit people to my army!" Sonata blurted out. "To fight Lindsey?"
The Love Nymph immediately dropped her seductive act. "Wait what really? Are you suicidal?"
"Uh-uh-uh-uh- actually I was going to start- we were going to start small. With Cthulhu's organs."
"...Okay I can look in to that if you're getting someone to help with little things like that. But first, would you like to see what we've got? You should chat. You look hot and bothered, my place will help you cool off."
"Ohhhhh Pannnn..." Sonata said. "Vince I think I'll do something really embarrassing if she doesn't let up a little."
"...You can get embarrassed?" Vince asked. "I didn't even think that was physically possible."
"You want me to tone down?" She asked.
"No," Sonata replied, sounding exhausted, keeping in the same 'hands on sword blade' pose, "both because I know it won't work, I'm getting flustered from what I know about you guys, and because I'm enjoying this a LOT."
"You want me to put something on? Make it easier for you to concen-"
"FUCK NO!"
"Well... I can show you around, since you're so nice." She winked at them. And turned around-
Oh no she was turning around.
Vince turned red all over at the sight of the Love Nymph's big, heart-like ass, that she made jiggle as she walked in to the doorway to her tavern.
Sonata moaned, even more flushed than Vince, arching her back and turning skyward.
...
"Wow. They're THAT good? She never even touched you!"
"Yeah." She said dreamily. Tellingly, she was doing something Vince had never seen her do before: obscuring her crotch. She had her sword positioned on that level. Coming dangerously close to mutilating herself, actually.
Vince started to crack a smile. Somehow, Sonata knew about that, she took her blade out and pointed it at him, grinning.
"Oh don't you even dare think about making fun of me for losing it there. Trust me, they'll have you doing that, and the first time it does, you're not gonna hear the end of it if you make fun of me."
Something dropped from the tip of the blade.
Both of them looked away, Sonata going back to her 'sword planted' pose. "Hey uh tell the Love Nymphs that I fell in some, uh... Giant Shelly shit and I need to wash it off in that cave pool over there. I'll meet you later."
Vince, not wanting to look at any part of her, just made his way after the tavern. "Right! Right..."
Love Nymphs.
Deep underground lie cozy cave chambers with the essense of romance felt throughout their smooth pink-red stones. They lure, and those deemed fair lovers... get the option to have a nice, consensual relationship with them. Those that do not on the other hand are turned down or killed, depening on how merciful the seducer is.
Preferred Environment: Romance Chamber.
Environment Threat Level: Peaceful.
Environment Stats: Warm. Mildly damp. Moderate-Fantastic. Rare.
Other Names: Lust Nymphs, Heart Nymphs, Pheromone Nymphs, Seducers, Succubi/Incubi.
Affinity: Water.
Color: Bright Blush.
Traditional Costume Weapon: Lovestone-made bracelets solely around their wrists, Lovestone necklace. Can sense arousal in their targets. Aside from that, they usually rely on their own body strength, which is a bit stronger than the average Nymph.
Vince's Comment: Hoo boy... if Nymphs are seducers among humans, then these are seducers among Nymphs... and yeah, I can barely keep myself stable around them when they try picking me up... you'd think with all the skills in making people fall for them, they'd have trained themselves to not be as capable combatants, but no. They're very agile. And flexible. And- DAMMIT I really need to keep my head out of the gutter! I'm sorry!
...I should probably just... head off. On my own. For a minute...
Sonata's Comment: Okay, first of all, what racist thought it would be a good idea to number them by this "rainbow order" nonsense?! I don't like how "THE" "horny Nymph" is only Number Three on this list. (I'm calling my type "Number Zero" because that makes me sound special and edgy, I like it, but also Tania insisted on this and said it was Trent's wishes.) It should be a bit further, to drum up hype to people reading this. Something like... fifty-four. That sounds like a good number to me for some reason.
Anyway, if you're looking for the Nature Spirit type everyone drools over, congratulations, you've found it. But you know what? Fuck you, I'm gonna be modest on this one. Tania and I both get generalized as being nothing but sex appeal, and I can only imagine that this goes double if not more for this Variant. You know there's more to us than sex, right? You know that just because we all go around naked and most of us tend to have shapely bodies, sex actually ISN'T the only thing on our minds?! NO. You call these "Porn Nymphs" and I'll claw your tongue out and pee on your weapons! And reminder, NYMPH PISS IS VERY ACIDIC! Many of these Nymphs actually practice an intricate culture celebrating love BEYOND SEX, the passion people have for each other, bonds that can be formed, elaborate stories of how enemies become friends! PLATONIC THINGS TOO! Their product production is astonishing too! Smooth and shiny body oils, open saunas, they're fond of peaceful celebrations and rituals that involve consensual gatherings where mud and Lovestones are rubbed all over their bodies, men and women alike of all races merging together to adore each other with the magic of-
...Oh dammit. I'm gonna end this here. Be right back, too. Gonna do what Vince is totally gonna do.
Tania's Comment: Love Nymphs.
Nymphae Amare.
To ease any thoughts: Yes, their children are kept away from the sexual side of their culture. They are banned from entering any festivals involving lust. Much like Human civilizations not allowing children in adult entertainment sections.
Anyway, this Nature Warrior variation uses their allure primarily in combat, not out of genuine romantic attempts, despite their common cultures highly valuing free and open relationships with no limit to the number of partners. They have a strong distinction between love and lust and dislike it being mishandled (and highly frown upon the use of love potions), but as they indulge in both, they do not mind being called either name. As to be expected from a group tied to a biome of arousal and sex appeal, their bodies typically highlight their sexual characteristics more often than the other Variants. On average, that is. Love Satyrs, with more testosterone on average, tend to be slim and toned moreso than their counterparts of other environments, with pronounced abs and a taller height. Hair of both sexes is often soft and laced with a chemical that mimics a clean and scented wash. Love Nymphs, with their extra estrogen, tend to have an increased bust, hip, and rear size. I have received a complaint from one of them that she was having back problems and requested if my magic could help alieviate her. She insisted that I do this with a massage, focused on her chest. I can still remembered my slick and oiled hands working on her chest as she blatantly moaned, gliding through her-
(Sigh.)
...Vince and Sonata had the right idea...
Closing AN:
And that's Day 1! What better way to end this than to imply a 3x stack of Master Bait?!
Preview for the next day (I very likely won't do this for all days): We're gonna see one of the... "basic" ones. "Basic elements." So to speak.
This is only semi-relevant to this chapter but whatever: Hey Gravity Falls fans, I still stand by the same opinion I had when the episode first aired, but fuck "The Love God." Yeah, I still think that was creepy and tone-deaf. So, I wanted to make sure the "seducer Nymphs" didn't fall under anything like that.
Also, by the way, I think the first part of Tania's comment confirms something I should have just said right away: There's no pedo in this. If you're hoping for "Loli Nymphs," keep reading, you'll end up miserable. I don't play with that card. (It should also be really obvious by this point that Sonata's an adult... I don't even know why some people think the Nymph enemy is a child, except for the amount of hair she's the same height as the adult NPCs. Her feet to eyes are the same height. Hell if anything she's taller if you wanna try being technical, she doesn't have shoes boosting her. (Yeah I know that's because the shoes and bare feet are the same height in the sprites shut up.))