Stitch's cousin, Felix, gets too carried away with cleaning up when Lilo gets in the way.
Down The Garbage Chute by senshi05
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Stitch's newly discovered cousin, Felix, was a cleaning machine with his elephant-like snout and had been set to work cleaning up Lilo's Hula Class stage. The good idea turned south when his snout picked up dust on one of the tapestries and began to vacuum it up. It got worse when the entire fabric got sucked up into his snout much to Lilo's immediate dismay. She was quick to rush to the experiment before it could be too late.
"Let that go!" Lilo protested, grabbing what remained of the tapestry and pulling against Felix's suction. "That's... priceless." She dug in her heels in order to stay her ground but found herself being dragged more and more. It didn't help that Felix was stubborn as a mule himself, determined to clean everything and anything full stop. Needless to say, the little girl gave into the super powerful alien experiment and found herself being snorted up his snout with the tapestry.
Stitch gasped upon seeing Lilo's legs flailing about while her upper body was stuffed up Felix's long tube of a nose. She made a muffled scream for help while the green guzzler seemed mildly perturbed. Stitch didn't hesitate to rush up and grab Lilo's ankles to pull. However, Felix was keen to protest by sucking in Lilo once his neat freak instincts kicked back in. The blue alien was careful not to hurt his friend with his strength but knew he could not go easy on his own cousin.
One slip sent Stitch flying backwards and hitting the floor bottom first, finding Lilo's sandals in his hands. Looking ahead, he gasped at the sight of Lilo's toes wiggling and her legs wriggling while Felix began his suction once more. It took more than a few sucks that slowly inched up the little girl's legs. Stitch was paralyzed in distress but further distraught at his friend's muffled screams for help. Her bare soles were pressed together before one more snort pulled them in.
Lilo's feet disappeared into Felix's snout and became part of the wriggling bulge in Felix's stretched out nose. Despite the major back-up, the experiment wouldn't go against its instincts to let any filth out of it. In fact, his powerful suction pulled the crying Lilo through his nose and even down his throat with a big swallow. The neat freak's stomach became round with the little girl filling up his belly much to Stitch's paralyzing despair. All his cousin could give was a big burp.
Felix even plopped himself upon his bottom after his little surprise snack while Lilo rocked about in his belly. She pushed her hand against the stomach walls and then her face, creating an outline above the experiment's navel. Her scream was still muffled but Stitch could tell that she was calling her name. "Lilo?" A male voice interrupted the heavy atmosphere before the blue alien recognized it as Lilo's hula instructor. The last thing he needed to see was any of this mess.
Stitch lifted Felix up above his head and ran as fast as he could out the backdoor. He didn't know what made him more anxious: Lilo becoming his cousin's late lunch or Nani's wrath. Not even an experiment could be match for his best friend's sister if ticked up just right. The blue alien got out of sight before Moses Puloki entered the building, having heard the commotion. All he found was the tapestry missing along with Lilo and Stitch. Oddly tame for that rambuntious pair.
Be honest: We wish that scene had ended that way.