"Fuck my cock itch... I need a break"
Old man Geppetto had a grueling day. All morning he had worked overtime in his toy store since he's the only employee there. Therefore, he had to bust his ass in order to gain profit.
He must relieve himself from the pain that radiated all over his senile body. Lucky for him, he had the solution for that hidden in his basement for twenty years.
The room was dank and musky as Geppetto morosely opened the chamber door with his muscly arms. Rushing down the staircase, the chilling breeze swept his wrinkly face.
He was hasty; eager to please himself again like the days prior.
Geppetto passed by his vast array of his own sexual creations; all made in wood: dildos, straps, condoms, beads and fleshlights. However, one stood out among the rest. The one who he's going after for. His masterpiece, the sex doll, Pinocchio.
"You've returned Daddy" The wooden toy remarked in joy.
The love puppet's voice was deep and manly. Being kept under the watchful eye of his creator for the last decade or two, the boy had grown into a man.
"Papa Petto's having a bad day Pinocchio" said Geppetto tiredly while taking off his shit stained trousers.
"Would you please help me fend off the excruciating pain?"
Pinocchio walked out of his dim lit cell with a horny strut. "Oh I sure can!"
What Geppetto saw brought a huge blow to his balls for Pinocchio was not the same as he once were. It deflated his once erect dick instantly with a timely wheeze.
Even though in a petite structure, it doesn't change the fact that Pinocchio was now an adult. He had grown hair on all parts of his body and fungal mushroom pimples on his face. Geppetto can tolerate the deep voice, but the facial and leg hairs? Now that was a major turn off. The old man liked it smooth.
"God! Pinocchio what happened to you?" The senile asked.
Pinocchio reached out a hand and replied "Nothing... I'm still your favorite little bo.. "
"DO NOT TOUCH ME CRETIN! STAY BACK!" warned the distraught Geppetto, looking away from his creation.
"But father... "
"BACK I SAID!" the old man shouted, now facing Pinocchio.
Confused, Pinocchio took off his clothing, exposing a rather bushy vagina.
"Don't you want this father? It's your favorite!" the wooden toy teased.
Geppetto gave Pinocchio a pussy to fulfill his design of a multipurpose doll. Pinocchio's nose was enough to be the penis so it's understandable to add a slit in the unoccupied crotch area.
Geppetto went for the shotgun on his wall and aimed it at the advancing wooden man.
"I no longer need your services!" the cranky old fuck declared as he cocks his gun
"I want you out of my shop in five minutes or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out!"
Pinocchio cried and did Geppetto's orders. The devastated toy dashed outside nude; showered by rain while being followed by two shady foxes in suits and the escaped sex offender, Jiminy Cricket.
Geppetto sighed in relief for the abomination of a sex doll was now gone. But something he wishes to be gone as well is still present; his body aches, especially his decaying penis and ass that needed to be foraged badly. Without Pinocchio to soothe his suffering, how will he be able to work properly again.
He stayed late in his workshop; spending his time designing the next perfect sex doll; something that was handsome and sexy.
He came up with several sketches but they all failed in capturing the essence he wanted. Then, a revelation. His radio played "You've got a friend in me" and that was enough to give Geppetto idea to where he will base his doll.
After what seemed to be days, Geppetto at last created his next opus. A Woody the cowboy love puppet. But what differed it to the real deal was Geppetto's alteration of the body shape. He gave Woody the hot body of Buzz Lightyear; from the chiseled abs to the plumpy asscheeks protruding from his space armor. The major difference would be the shaven vagina. In fact, all parts of Woody's body were shaved. He also retained the long nose of Pinocchio due to how effective it was in pleasuring his loose little bunghole.
The new and improved toy stood at the height of six foot six. Geppetto figured he'd make it taller so he doesn't have it constantly hidden from the law. He varnished it and VOILA, it's finished.
There's only one last thing for him to do; which is to make his creation sentient.
Geppetto drew a pentagram on the floor, placed his baby doll at the middle and wished upon the star, chanting the words
Salaga doola mechicka boola
Bibbidi bobbidi boo
Put them together and what have you got
Bibbidi bobbidi boo...
Afterwards, the love puppet stood up hard, standing on it's feet.
It radioed star command "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere..."
Geppetto nervously greeted his perfect specimen. He was shy for the wooden man he created with intentions of being submissive soared over him.
Woody then said "There's a snake in your boot" as it pointed it's middle finger at the twitching old wiener that hid behind the yellowish underwear of Geppetto.
Geppetto laughed
"You're goddamn right... Care to have this snake in your booty, Woody? "
He let his saggy cock break out of his undergarment and it hissed; emitting rattles coming from his shivering ballsack. None can prove how this is possible but one theory states that it is due to old age.
Woody was surprised and did a finger gun, directing it at Geppetto
"Reach for the Sky... "
Geppetto abided and hardened his cock to make it point to the sky. It put Woody's name to shame.
"Look Ma! No Hands! There are no strings on me!"
Impressed, Woody the Space ranger said "You got a skyscraper of a penis...You know what they all say, One small step for man, One giant cock for mankind"
"Yes... They didn't call me Penis Mcginnis for nothing," Geppetto boasted.
"Also I was born with the name Dickolas Dinkleberry before converting religion"
"How about putting that thing to good use Dickolas..." Woody said
Woody tugged his creator closer to him. His tongue burst out of his helmet and made contact with the elder's dried ancient lips
Both the young and the old then embraced as they gave each other warm steaming smooches with shattered glass in between. Their chest were rubbing wetly with sweat. Geppetto's senile non-elastic tits molded and changing shape as he smeared himself over Woody's rock solid pecs.
Woody then went into a planking position on his knees and spread his cheeks to give his master better aim at his arsehole that was already gaping.
The anus was star light star bright and smooth, as intended. Carved only an experienced sculptor can reproduce.
Geppetto stared at it... At his genius before slamming Woody shut with his organic cork and plugged his ballsack inside his partner's vagina.
Woody let out a guttural wail, loudly.
Geppetto wailed too. He didn't predict
the tightness of Woody's rectum was this compact. Woody's interior was rough as well. Even if he applied lube that wouldn't do much.
"Oh Woody... Can you feel my woody in your wooden cahoney?! " moaned the old man.
"Baby Petto... I felt it even before you stuffed me like thanksgiving turkey" Woody answered.
"That's one fucking sexy response, Woody!" Geppetto said, gritting his teeth. The suppressed emotion of thrill fell upon him as he then lay the power of the elder Gods onto Woody's butt cheeks in the way of a spank.
Woody shrieked after that; tears were flowing out of his eyes not because he was hurt, although it did hurt like hell, but it was mostly from the indulging sensation of the smack.
Geppetto pulled out to catch his breath. His cuckoo cock was full of splinters. Guess he finally knew it wasn't the ass tightness that caused him pain every time he slid himself in.
Woody poked Geppetto on his back and said "Look, Geppetto! An alien! "
"Where!? The senior asked
Having his victim distracted, Woody quickly flung the fragile man onto his stomach and pulled his ass up for a better view. It looked so cute, it made Woody blush.
"Coochie coochie coo..." muttered Woody all the while tickling Geppetto's sensitive asshole.
"Oh naughty naughty..." Geppetto said wagging his finger.
In a serious tone, Woody spoke in Buzz Lightyear's voice "I don't love you"
"What?" asked Geppetto before his asshole was suddenly impaled by something wooden and hard.
He looked behind, and realized it was Woody's dick nose that fucked him. Since he made Woody similarly to Pinocchio's origin then the same effect would happen to the cowboy's nose when he lie.
Every time Woody lies, his nose would grow longer and if he tells the truth it shrink shorter.
"Lie to me Woody!" Geppetto demanded.
"I'm not gay!" Woody lied
"YES!"
"I'm gay!"
"I wipe after I shit!"
"Actually I don't wipe!"
"MORE WOODY MORE! "
"I love Andy! "
"No I despised the bitch!"
"WAS THAT ALL!?"
Geppetto felt like he's in paradise. He arched his back disproportionately for the pleasure was beyond comprehension as he sang:
All of me
Why not take all of me?
Can't you see
I'm no good without you?
For an old man, Geppetto's very flexible. His spine was curved and cracking.
"Don't Stop! Woody!"
Woody kept lying and admitting until he confessed and cleared up all of his sins; sufficiently enough for him to enter the gates of heaven as his immaculate soul blasted off to infinity and beyond, leaving his wooden body after he came; cleansed from the all of his transgressions.
Both of the lewd dudes lay holding hands in the puddle of their mixed juices until Geppetto succumbed to the illness of childbirth after conceiving a Pinocchio/Woody hybrid baby and went to hell.
THE END