The camera panned across the stage as a massive set of bleachers held the former campers. From the top left to the bottom right they were in their elimination order.

"Welcome to the Total Drama Island Reunion! We'll speak to our contestants about the game, why they did what they did, as well as awards they earned, and introduce season two and its cast, and we'll be asking questions from you guys. THE FANS!"

A montage was quickly shown of all twenty-eight competitors stepping off of a rather luxurious yacht. "This past season we saw twenty-eight hapless teens sign up for the prize of their life! Some were savvy, some were stylish, others were scary, and all were dramatic!" Chris said as the twenty eight contestants were shown in various challenges. "One by one they dwindled thanks to cutthroat votes, heinous betrayals, disgusting behavior, and dramatic tension. Two remained, and one of them was crowned the winner! And here they are now!"

"Head Intern Dakota, Male Model Justin, Crafty Egghead Noah, Preachy Devoted Chloe, Animal Singer Ella, Human Beatbox Beardo, Ginger Hosebeast Izzy, City Slicker Tem, Trusting Farmgirl Beth, Bubble Brainiac Cameron, Happy Peppy Katie, Organized Neurotic Dave, Controlling Meticulous Courtney, Action Gymnast Sky, Cheery Friendly Sammy, Paranoid Fanatic Shawn, Smug Smarty Scarlett, Terrifying Slasher Jackson, Rogue Redhead Zoey, Chill Songwriter Trent, Awesome Aussie Jasmine, Rebellious Punk Duncan, Spirited Athletic Marilyn, Puppetmaster Crafter Ryan, Loyal Cadet Brick, Popular Queen Heather, Devious Redneck Scott, and Luscious Lady Leshawna!" Lights turned on over each competitor as they were introduced and received cheers, even Chloe.

"So let's get right into it. This first question comes from a fan of the show! Violet Fennekin from Vancouver! She asks the cast in general, 'Do you recommend any video games that would help with training for this show?'"

The cast erupted in peals of laughter. After three minutes Cameron got his breath together first. "Nothing compares to Total Drama," he explained simply. "Your best bet is affinity building and strategy games based on my knowledge of video games. Total Drama is a social experience so games that allow you to build bonds for rewards are the best there."

"If you have access to a virtual reality machine then you can see some of the weird things we saw on the show, but they don't prepare you for the weird set pieces," Courtney said. "I was on Playa de Los Losers one day talking with Duncan and I got hit with a rafflesia."

"That's not all that you got hit with," Duncan snorted. "Tell them what else you got hit with."

"A penguin egg," Courtney said bluntly. "I think Justin got hit with an empty bottle of tea tree oil and Katie got hit with something that would cause the officials to fine this show."

"Any worse than Ryan's seat back?"Leshawna chimed in.

"Just like Ryan's seat back except about the size of Noah's head," Katie retorted.

"Let's move on," Chris cringed. "Umm, this next question comes from Amy from Edmonton. Sammy...wow that's vulgar, here…"

Sammy grabbed the piece of paper from Chris' hands and read the letter. "Oh," Sammy rolled her eyes. "Amy, you set yourself up for failure. The moment when I step out and thrive on my own you try to abuse me into accepting you back in my life. Brick's family has been nothing but kind to me. That's why I spend more time with him than you."

"Care to elaborate Brick?" Chris asked.

"Yeah Amy is...a word that isn't nice…" Brick scratched his head. "The rest of Sammy's family is fine but Amy seems like she'd abuse the waitstaff at a restaurant on a frequent basis. I don't get it. Your dad is so nice and so is your step mom. How'd you get so stuck in a Cinderella story?"

"That's private stuff but I'll tell you after the show," Sammy smiled.

"This question is from a fan of the show going by username MeeMeeCandy777, Sammy what is your favorite part of competing on the show"

"I think my favorite part of competing on the show is mainly the friends I made like Jasmine and Shawn. But also really gaining confidence in myself to try things I've never done before. Like standing up to my sister. But I think most of all, meeting Brick was my favorite part of the show. We've agreed to take it slow to start with, but this is the most fun I've had in a long time," Sammy replied with a huge grin and small blush on her cheeks as she spoke about Brick.

"Speaking of Brick the same fan has a question for you Brick, "If Catalina from GTA were to meet you, what would your reaction be?"

"Who? I'm sorry Ms. Candy but I don't really play any video games, so my reaction would be… how I meet any other person. A firm handshake and a nice greeting."

"This next question goes out to Chef Hatchet!" Chris said as he beamed. "Hey Chef, you actually got fanmail!" This declaration was met with large cheers from the audience and viewers. "This one is from Neil Prowell, he asks, 'I wanna be a chef like you. How did you start training?'"

"Training?" Chef raised a big eyebrow. "You don't need no training. If you can manage a flame and pots and pans you don't need much of anything! Also helps getting occasional direction."

"True that," Chris concurred, high-fiving his large cohost. "We'll ask one more question before we go into a talking head interview between some of the notorious pairs in Total Drama. This question goes out to all of you actually, but Ryan's name comes first." Ryan smiled a small smirk as Chris held up a paper. "Carson from Durham asks 'How would you recommend future contestants prepare for this kind of show?'"

"Not video games," Ryan chuckled. "Well Carson, you're gonna need to put yourself in situations to get comfortable. And uncomfortable. I guess you can train for athletics and mental."

"Get some strange food in you," Shawn spoke up. "It's good survival and good reality tv show training."

Jasmine ruffled her boyfriend's head while Justin looked at himself with a small mirror. "Pack up on supplies. No guarantee that you'll have a bathroom or plugs for that matter."

"And break up with your girlfriend if you're on shaky ground with them," Sky quickly added. "Or boyfriend. Or gender nonconforming partner."

"A lot of things," Noah said. "Just make sure your pretty little head doesn't get too loud."

"Okay, let's talk about some of the dynamic duos of the season! Let's start with the very, very top because after that it'll be all downhill from here," Chris started. "Leshawna and Scott, our very own final two! Both played very mean games, very good games, and made it to the final two! Give it up for Leshawna and Scott!"

A round of applause came from the audience as Leshawna gave a prim and proper wave while Scott smirked and quickly waved to the audience. "Scott, how long did you think your alliance with Leshawna would last?"

Scott sniffed his fingernails and reclined in a plush chair. "Leshawna read me. It took me off guard like some of those rats at that trailer park, she convinced me I needed to play a lower game. I knew I had a ride to the final six at least, didn't quite think I'd go that far."

"Wow," Chris monotonously droned. "Leshawna, why did you ally with Scott in the first place?"

"Convenience sugar," Leshawna smiled. "I knew Scotty boy here was tight with Duncan and Courtney and I realized that my time on the island of misfit toys was coming to an end. Scott would at least get me to the merge. Helps that he's smarter than everyone gives him credit for."

"I didn't think you'd be so civil, especially since Scott lost to you in a rather dominant vote!" Chris said as he got in Leshawna and Scott's face. The two of them pushed a hand each into Chris' face. "Just saying facts."

"Scott probably should have gotten more credit," Leshawna conceded.

"But Leshawna played harder longer," Scott said. He looked at the audience as he let out a small cough. "Leshawna did give me some money so I'm cool with that. Also I outlasted everyone else on that elimination stage so I'm not complaining."

"You know that's a good question," Chris mentioned. "Chef, who would you have voted for if you were a contestant?"

"Mister Coconut," Chef said. "You unfairly robbed that sucker and he played Scott like a fiddle. He could have beaten Leshawna with that smile on his face."

Chris turned to the audience with a very blank face. "Let's ask people who actually competed who weren't coconuts! I'm sure the audience is dying to know who the prejury would have voted for!"

Dakota stood up first with a glamorous twirl. "I thought Leshawna was better in the challenges and she was nicer overall. Scott was just kind of disrespectful." Scott opened his mouth to object only to get a t-shirt cannon in the face. "I worked hard on that fashion challenge!" she suddenly turned to the audience. "Dakota fans get your own Dakota t-shirt, now available in Triple XL sizes!"

"I don't know, Leshawna is a lovely lady and Scott seems like a cool dude," Justin put a finger to his chiseled chin. "I guess Scott, but only because I think we would have been better friends."

"Leshawna," Noah replied boredly. He suddenly shot out of his chair when he heard a ding coming from offstage. "Where did that come-"

"Leshawna," a parrot swooped down from the rafters. "Polly want a Leshawna bawk."

"Hold on," Dakota placed a phone call. "Hey Daddy, Pollyanna escaped again...no I got her…" She fired her t-shirt cannon and covered the bird with a large t-shirt. A faint Leshawna came from the pile as another ding was heard.

"Leshawna," Chloe said simply.

"I feel so bad for Scott. He was a very smart player and I admire that in him much like I admire that in my favorite princes! Scott," Ella said with a harmonious tune.

"Sk-k-k-k-k-Cottt!" Beardo beatboxed.

"BOOOM BOOOM REDHEAD SOLIDARITY!" Izzy said as she suddenly jumped up and dangled from the ceiling. "And depending on the light Leshawna looks rather red but Scott is a ripe apple plum!"

"Leshawna," both Tem and Beth said. "I think that Leshawna was nicer," Beth gave the simple reasoning.

"I'm not inclined to vote bitterly like Zoey," Cameron said. "No hard feelings Zoey, and no hard feelings Scott. I would have voted for Leshawna."

"Bawk-Leshawna!" Polly said as she broke free from her t-shirt cannon.

Katie opened her mouth as Polly continued chirping Leshawna. Frustrated, she turned to the bird, tried to swat her away, and saw Jackson shoo the bird away with his machete. "Thanks baby," Katie smiled. "Leshawna."

"Scott pushed me in manure. Self-explanatory," Dave said with a stink eye.

"Hard to say," Courtney tittered. "I actually was closer to Scott and I respected him a lot. I respected Leshawna too but you didn't hear the late night conversations between him and Duncan. Contrary to who I think played a more exorbitant game, I think Scott was strong."

"I guess Leshawna?" Sky questioned. "I didn't play the game as much and Scott pushed Dave into manure."

"And I vote for Leshawna. Of course I didn't know this but she was nice to Brick at points. Scott didn't seem all too attached to him," Sammy mused.

"Yeah the tally machine is broken because of Pollyanna. I think Leshawna won that vote off. Sorry Scott," Chris said as Scott shrugged. "Well, I think that's all the time we have with Leshawna and Scott, so let's bring out their number twos! Heather and Duncan!"

"Leshawna and Heather had their fair share of fights," Chris said while the screen behind them revealed Heather and Leshawna fighting on top of the cliff. "At some point Heather and Leshawna realized it was better to ally with, instead of against each other and soon those fights became faker and faker before they couldn't hide it any longer!"

"I'm glad we quashed that beef," Leshawna nodded with a smile. "You still need to watch your mouth though."

"Whatever," Heather said with a mocking smile. "We still have our loud fights-YOU HAVE ONE OF THEM ON VIDEO?!" Heather turned around to see the two of them arguing in front of a lemonade kiosk.

"We're thick though," Leshawna said as she crossed her fingers in a tight knit. "Gotta admit I thought our friendship was a bit of a farce at first, but you know what sister, you're pretty cool."

"Hah, same to you," Heather and Leshawna shared a high five as Marilyn rolled her eyes. "I really didn't mention my mom had plurality stock?"

"No you didn't, and I wasn't that offended hun," Leshawna commented. "If you didn't tell me I wouldn't have the drive to fight to the end. You went down as a fighter."

"BORING!" Chris shouted. "Let's move on to...ugh, a bromance. Duncan and Scott, two birds of a feather. A pair of kings. Two crass jerks with more than their fair shares of brain cells. Duncan and Courtney hardly put a kink in between their tight chain. Ryan helped cut Duncan at the final seven, kick starting their little rivalry to the end. In the end, like Heather to Leshawna, Duncan cast his vote for Scott in the end."

"Hey Scotty here could have won," Duncan shouted. "I wasn't casting my vote in vain. Even if he did diss the guys' alliance."

"I called it like I saw it," Scott said. "You set up the Guy's alliance and vote out Jason! I mean Jackson but the point still stands."

"Oh you think I'm insulted," Duncan laughed. "I'm gonna admit that I was dumb-"

"DUMBCAN!" Courtney jeered from the sidelines mockingly.

"It would help secure me and my bro Scott to the end."

"Aww," Chris mockingly said. "Just gotta wonder, was Duncan's real relationship on the island him and Scott?"

Chris suddenly slumped forward as Courtney threw a small tablet at the back of his head. "Courtney come on, it was a joke."

"So was that," Courtney blushed.

"Courtney, why didn't you go for Scott? I think if you two met without Duncan you two could be a really cute couple," Heather mentioned.

Courtney and Scott glanced at each other. "Nah," they both said.

"Consider it a ship passing under the duck bridge," Scott waved off.

"Metaphors like that are why you lost the vote," Trent called out.

"Shut it Elvis!" Scott said. He picked up a stack of papers from Chris' knocked out hand and found a question. "Since I don't like being insulted, Parmelle from Dublin, Ireland, asks Leshawna what did she do with the money?"

"Most of the million went to a new house, like six hundred thousand of it," Lehsawna thought. "You can't forget about your family so my family got a small apartment. Then I gave everyone here a thousand bucks. I kept my word. The rest is in savings for shopping, school, and everything."

"Thanks Leshawna," Zoey called out. "I was able to go to the Canadian horror fest with Jackson and Duncan!"

"Did you now?" Courtney asked. "Why didn't I know about this?"

"Because I told you I met up with Zoey and Jackson for Horror Fest?" Duncan questioned. "I sent a fax."

"Oh was that what that wast?" Courntey mused. "My bad."

"Scott got a decent chunk of change, it was in our contracts after Dakota's dad took over the show," Leshawna mentioned off handedly.

"Yeah my consolation prize was-"

"CONFIDENTIAL!" Chris said, suddenly jumping up. "And for those at home there is a consolation prize for all of our losers. Not like Dakota needed it but she got some money."

"But I got fame!" Dakota cheered.

"Ooh, we have a bit of a lighter question meant for Izzy! Throckmorton from Detroit asks, 'If a woodchuck could chuck wood but a can can can't, what is the square root of the apple bottom jeans subtracted from the derivative of boots with the fur provided that egg white ecruteak?'" Chris turned to Izzy with a very strange glare.

"Oh that's easy, flop two eggs, put them in a handbasket, call yo mama Larry!" Izzy said, almost relieved. "I thought these were going to be hard questions."

"This next question comes from a self professed superfan of the show! Sierra! She asks 'Why didn't Marilyn and Ryan get together? Everyone knows that Enemies to Lovers is a very popular trope and they could have easily capitalized on that! Ryan is one of the hottest guys on reality TV and…' oh dear she seems to have sent a transcript of her wet dream," Chris interrupted. "Gross….but continuing…'Is it because Marilyn is more inclined to females? Because she and Leshawna made such a cute couple!'"

"Wow…" Ryan scratched his head. "Loaded question."

"I think I'm the main character of that question," Marilyn interrupted.

"Go right ahead," Ryan gestured. "Might wanna get Leshawna to answer that too."

"I did have conversations about my sexuality on the show but I guess they got cut from the editing room," Marilyn shrugged. "It's not my defining trait, I don't want it to be. But I am Lesbian. I want to make that clear. Ryan...Ryan is kind of callous. I like that in a teammate for football or rugby and I have no doubt that girls would be all over him, but just not me," Marilyn shrugged.

"That and my type is actually not that outspoken. Admirable quality? Yes, but not for me. Marilyn was competition and she and I didn't have the smoothest ride," Ryan explained.

"I also wanna say," Marilyn continued. "I had a lot of respect for Leshawna. I watched it and gained back some of what I lost. But I never had a crush on Leshawna. I don't mean that in an insult."

"Well I'm straight and it's not like I would have liked her back in that way," Leshawna chimed in. "Girl you're a peach, and I understand now, but there are some things we disagree on too much. Like how we played the game. And I like outspokenness in guys."

"Follow up question from Mister Coconut," Izzy threw the coconut at Marilyn. "Why don't Leshawna and Ryan date?"

Leshawna and Ryan looked at each other. "I can't keep up," both said at the same time.

A wooly beaver tittered from the audience, still holding a bust of Dakota and Ryan. "I DON'T LIKE THEM!" Dakota and Ryan shouted again.

"We have another question from Salman all the way from San Dimas, California, the United States. This one goes out to Ryan," Chris announced. "He asks, 'Ryan, it's easy to get lost in a game with so many variables. Which one of them do you think you should have given more weight to?'"

"Well math isn't my strong suit but," Ryan said as Marilyn let out a sardonic cough. "I should have given more thought to the social game. I needed to find out how people viewed my relationship with them rather than solely relying on my perception of our relationships. I felt really, really, safe, and I didn't know that Scott was turning on me. Weight has to go into the social game I'd have to say."

"Which is why you tripped me during the phobia challenge," Marilyn snidely said.

"Fear does irrational things," Ryan commented.

"And that's why you got rid of Duncan over me?" Scott raised an eyebrow.

"And that's why you eliminated poor, poor sweet, sweet Beth?" Zoey shouted. "She deserved better!"

"A lot of people did Zoey," Ryan said in a metered voice. "I'd say Cameron from the other team and Tem and Beth."

Zoey snorted as Marilyn actually nodded in approval. "Maybe even Chef Hatchet," Ryan mentioned.

"Moving on! Oh dear...we have a question from Trevor in Boise, Indiana. Chloe, this one goes for you." The spotlights suddenly turned onto Chloe as she stood up, her rosary necklace glinting into the light, sweat beading down her forehead. "After the backlash from your contestants, Have you changed your views at all?"

The light suddenly felt very heavy on Chloe as she did the sign of the cross. "It's been a process," Chloe sighed. "I've talked with Cameron and Zoey and my Parrish. Cameron and Zoey thanks for the insight, and being the only two people to keep in contact with me after the show."

Cameron and Zoey smiled as Cameron reached a small hand to her shoulder. "The elders in my parish, some of whom have been through wars in less enlightened countries, were proud of what I said. I talked to my pastor who said that the rainbow should go to everyone even if they are perceived as sinners. That does include the gays, and you can't control being gay. I want to follow the will of God and I truly think my church will help me, but I'm still trying to get my head wrapped around it."

"What's there to understand?!" Marilyn interjected. "You can't control being gay, you said it yourself!"

Chloe opened her mouth to speak only to choke as Izzy spitfire a stream of sunflower seeds into her throat. After a minute hacking and coughing she turned to the camera again. "There's a lot of unlearning and relearning to do. I don't hate sinners, and my pastor says that I shouldn't spread dislike at least. I just want to follow the will of the Lord."

Cameron and Zoey helped her sit down as she picked out a sunflower seed from her tooth. "Okay I think that's a good break from questions and we can now show you some exclusive behind the scenes footage!" Chris announced. The audience let out a cheer as the campers turned their head to the large screen. "Enjoy this bit of commentary from our campers that'll be available on the complete Total Drama Island disc set!"

Images of the opening theme now ingrained in the viewing audience as Cameron first spoke up. "Scott and I got volunteered for this project. As in, Scott pushed me in front of him and then Zoey pushed him back."

"I didn't think she had it in her," Scott added. "I'm glad the only shark I really got to face was during the phobia challenge and during the first cliff challenge."

"Oh here!" Katie spoke excitedly as she drifted lazily with a canoe. "Jackson told me that this would be a good red herring to our relationship. That and I got to see the Friday the thirteenth film he was referencing."

"Trent, did you really get hit on the head with Jackson's mask?" Jasmine asked, concerned.

"Yeah, it was rough since Katie actually had a good arm on her," Trent complimented. "Shawn, did you get hurt from that fall?"

"Actually that was filmed when we actually had medics on the field, can't believe we didn't have them all the time. Plus, I know how to fall on my butt," Shawn boasted.

"This is my favorite part!" Marilyn commented as Heather and Leshawna fell down a waterfall. "Honestly it brings me back to when I felt happy during the game. That was a classic."

"I think this scene included most of us," Scarlett commented. "I calculated that with Ella and Izzy's weight they hit the wall of the confessional with enough force that should have destroyed the confessional. Rather, it seems like Ella's dress was able to function as a cushion for the harmonic motion and reduced the force on confessional."

"And when filming this I should have realized you were targeting me ever since the beginning," Tem snarked.

"So who tied Noah and Dave up?" Chloe asked.

"Izzy," Izzy said with a manic laugh. "And I'll do it to you and your pretty little legs Sissy Pants McGee."

"Dave and I are still crafting our revenge against Nutsy," Noah bluntly said.

"I didn't think that Seagull soup was gonna be that good actually," Zoey spoke up. "Even Scarlett enjoyed it and she and Heather were the first ones out."

"Oh would you look at that, action girl Marilyn and alpha jock Ryan," Heather said. "I see why that Sierra chick thought the two of you made a cute couple. Was that an actual match or-"

"Just for show," Marilyn said. "Didn't wanna humiliate Ryan."

"I was barely trying," Ryan retorted.

"Ever since the show ended Courtney actually learned to wood carve," Duncan chortled. "Prim pretty princess really knows how to handle wood rather well. Owwww…." The sounds of a smack were heard just offscreen. "You stole that orange mug, I know you're just as bad as me princess."

"I'm starting to think that we needed more eye candy," Beth said as the camera wandered aimlessly over Justin's muscled back. "But there are a lot of candies out there. And a whole lot of them are sweet."

"Did you ever learn how to catch that baton?" Dakota worriedly asked Beth as the camera focused on her baton.

"I catch it thirty five percent of the time now! I can show you!" Beth eagerly stated.

"No!" everyone, including Izzy, shouted.

The camera zoomed in on the campfire and showed Brick and Sammy. "And there's debatably the cutest and strongest couple out there," Chef said with a mock sense of sweetness. "What a happy bunch of spoiled, complaining, annoying campers."

"Let's move the questions onto the romance! We have a couple spicy ones! This first one comes from Keith from the Mushuau Innu First Nation. For those of us unfamiliar or international viewers Keith is from an indigenous population directly where Sky was from!" The camera zoomed in on Sky next to Dave suddenly feeling very uncomfortable. "He asks…'Sky, have you improved communication at all with Dave yet? I sure hope you communicate with him better than you ever communicated with me!' Spicy!"

"Keith," Sky tried to compose herself. "You date three girls in half the time you were at drama camp! Do you want to know how I found out? Ninian told me because she said you and her kissed during a game of truth or dare! And you get on my case for hugging my cousin!" She suddenly gripped Dave tightly. "I don't regret going onto this summer camp any more than you regret going onto that drama camp!"

"Even with your broken ankle?" A voice heckled from the audience. The camera zoomed in on the heckler to reveal a rather pale boy with dark black hair, a shakespearean robe, and a tri corner hat. "That hurt Sky! You broke up with me for a boy you met on reality tv!"

"Let her make her own decisions!" Dave shot up, standing up from Sky and hopping down into the audience. He tapped Keith on the shoulder only for Keith to rise to a height some five inches taller than Dave. "...oh…"

"Do you even know where Sky lives?" Keith asked threateningly. Dave gulped as he turned to Sky for help. Out of nowhere a bear grabbed Keith by his shoulders and started walking Keith out. "Let go of-" Keith started. "Fine, but Dave, this isn't over!"

Chris smiled as he clapped his hands together and Dave slumped back to his position on the stage. "Let's talk about Katie and Jackson! Jackson is in the running for the fan favorite award and even Katie is a strong contender for most robbed!"

Jackson seemingly shrank as the lights were suddenly turned on him and Katie. He tightened his mask as Katie held his hand reassuringly. "You don't have to speak, I can speak," Katie whispered. Jackson nodded timidly.

"Katie what drew you to Jackson?" Chris said as Chef looked on with a vested interest.

"Oh I don't know," Katie smiled. "He seemed like a good listener. He seemed like an enigma wrapped inside a burrito wrapped inside a mystery. He's very knowledgeable And I scored a HOTTIE EEEEEEEEEE!"

Jackson smiled as he circled his finger around the back of Katie's hand. Chef cleaned out his ears while the audience cheered. "That was… something…." Chris droned. "Jackson, why do you like Katie?"

"She likes me," Jackson said. "She talked to me. She's...very nice…" Jackson's blush was visible through his mask. "She's cute...she's smart...she's...she's attentive."

Katie rubbed Jackson's shoulders affectionately as Jackson pulled her tighter. "And Sadie likes him too. He likes Sadie so that's a bonus."

"Aww isn't that sweet," Chris said. "But I think we just about got everything. I think that since Brick and Sammy had their time in the sun earlier we can talk about Courtney and Duncan. Can you say cliche?"

"I know Courtney can," Duncan snorted. Courtney thwacked him in the back of the head in response. "Hey, hey, I'm not complaining princess!"

"We've still got some work to do," Courntey rolled her eyes. "Introducing him to my parents was so embarrassing!"

"Don't blame me for your dad joining me in a punk rock air guitar battle. He won anyway!"

"Only because me and my mom were on the judging panel," Courtney snorted, a small smile on her face. "But you still need to learn manners!"

"And you need to learn not to be so uptight! Like that girl from the island show!"

"And risk my role as class president? Or CIT? Or Law school?"

"Come on, they aren't looking for people so uptight!"

"Maybe they are, you son of a cop!" Courtney leaned close to Duncan.

"Maybe they aren't you primped and proper princess," Duncan almost snarled. The two locked eyes before their hands suddenly found themselves all over each other and their faces locked lips in a tight and intimate embrace.

"HEY! HEY!" Chris shouted. "Cut the cameras! Save it for the hotel room!" Duncan and Courtney flashed Chris a middle finger as they continued voraciously kissing. "CUT THE CAMERAS!"

A trapdoor opened beneath Duncan and Courtney as Chris took a deep breath. "Well, we have time for some more questions! Like this one from Parmelle in England! He asks, 'Zoey, in retrospect how do you view your breakdown?'"

Zoey looked to Cameron and at her feet. "Was it a breakdown?"

"Very much so," Heather said snidely. "Very much so."

"After Cameron left I think I let the darkness leak," Zoey said. "Does that make sense? No? Well, I think it does, but let me see. I didn't like how Cameron was discarded by Leshawna. I saw a lot of nerds picked on and I thought they felt Cameron couldn't' hack it so I just got angry. Kstie was nice, I wish I was friends with her sooner. Marilyn and Jackson were good anchors but when Jackson went I just drifted."

"Zoey, you were the entire fleet of battleships!" Izzy heckled as she fell down from the ceiling. "You went commando! You took out Trent and ate testicles! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"...yes, yes I did," Zoey agreed. "It probably tanked my game and next time I play I'm gonna keep Commando Zoey in check!"

"You're going back?" Chloe asked.

"It's a million dollars. That's a lot in my small town. Maybe even a summer apartment in Toronto!" Zoey said optimistically. "Wouldn't you go back?"

"Actually that's a great question!" Chris said as he threw Zoey a cookie. "Let's see, who here would go back to Total Drama?"

Everyone shot a hand up. "Wow, that's a unanimous consensus I didn't expect. Let's see...Beth and Tem, why do you guys want to go back?"

"Same reason as Zoey. To make friends, and a million dollars! I did things I wouldn't normally do! It was so much fun!" Beth said as she smiled brightly.

"It was fun to be out there away from home and meeting new people… even though some sucked more than others," Tem said, shooting a glance at Scarlett.

"Okay, generic," Chris said bluntly. "But Chloe, you want to go back?"

"Not immediately," Chloe clarified. "This has been an enlightening experience but I need more time before I can go on another one again."

"Beardo?" The bearded beatboxer let out a jingle.

"Okay, better question, who doesn't want to come back?"

Chef raised his hand. "You don't have a choice, I'd miss you way too much," Chirs rolled his eyes. "Who do you think pays for your dresses?" Earning an eye roll from Chef.

"This next question comes from Jace in Long Island, New York! He asks me! Who was my favorite contestant?" Chris chuckled as he leaned back in his chair. "Tough one. Obviously it isn't Chloe, Beth, Beardo, or Dave. Then there's the easy favorites like Heather, Scott, and Leshawna, but you know what, this show thrives off of CHAOS. Izzy blew up my plane so that doesn't count, so Zoey! Congratulations! You're my favorite contestant!"

"Umm," Zoey held a hand up. "Why?"

"You had the best blow ups of everyone on the show! Thanks to your relationship with that bear we were able to make marketable Zoey plushies! Come on out, bear, and show us what you've got!" Chris beckoned to the bear from the wings. He lugged in his mouth a giant life size Zoey plush as Zoey went wide eyed. "Buy the entire set of Total Drama small scale plushies after the reunion, made with Milton Toys!"

Chris turned to Dakota as she looked up from her phone. "Now available in the US Virgin Islands!"

"We have two more things left on the agenda tonight! The award ceremony and the SEASON TWO PREVIEW! I know you all are hyped for that. Let's start with the coveted Fan Favorite award. The award that goes to the fan's favorite player across the season. Jackson, Leshawna, and even Katie were in contention for this award. But ultimately JACKSON is our Fan Favorite.

"I-I… I don't know what to say," Jackson stuttered out as Katie patted his shoulder.

"Well you don't have to say anything because it's a half hour show-"

"This ain't a half hour show Chrisberly! You're just saying that because the writers thought the fanfiction readers would get bored!" Izzy cackled as she jumped over Chris into the audience.

"Moving onto the Player of the Season Award," Chris said, unfazed by Izzy's interruption. "Which is awarded to the person who played the best game. And the audience voted Leshawna the winner by a massive landslide."

"Oh my god. Thank you all!" Leshawna cheered with the rest of the cast.

"...you're joking," Chris whispered into his earpiece. "The next award is the Hero of the Season award! Surprisingly, we have a tie! Brick, the cadet, is one of two involved in this tie! And the other one...and I'm shocked myself, is Scott!"

"What?!" Zoey shouted loudly. "Mister coconut seconds that statement!"

"Okay, in the case of a tie, which there is one more, we're gonna do this. We'll just ask the players who should win the award. Everyone, if you think Scott should win the hero award raise your hand." Only one hand went up. "Nice of you to say that Brick," Chris mentioned.

"Mister Coconut voted for Scott for the hero award!" Izzy said with the coconuts at her ears.

"...Well coconuts and bricks aside, Brick wins the golden marshmallow for Hero of the Season!" The audience cheered as Brick received his golden marshmallow.

"Now, we have another tie for villain of the season! Believe me, I'm shocked as much as you are," Chris added in a small voice. "Scarlett, Marilyn, Ryan, and Leshawna were all contenders, but Heather and Scott beat both of them in a tie! It's your lucky day Scott!"

"I think Heather was a bigger villain," Scott mentioned. "Don't try to object, Heather."

"Yeah I'm gonna agree to that," Beth readily chimed in. "Did you see how she treated Beardo and Izzy?"

"I take it that Scott's giving up this award and so HEATHER! You're the villain of the season!"

Heather received the reward from Chris' hands and gave a small smirk to the audience. "Yeah I admit it," she said off handedly. "Gold plated? Wow, I thought this would be richer."

"Moving on we have the Best Confessionalist. This goes to the person who was the most entertaining in the confessionals. It was a close race between Scott, Leshawna, and Zoey. But ultimately Scott was considered the best confessionalist on the season."

"Well I at least got SOMETHING," Scott stated as the golden marshmallow hit him square in the face.

"And the final single person award is the Most Robbed Pre-Juror award. This award goes to the pre-juror who the audience considered to be the most screwed over from getting to the jury phase. Dave, Courtney, Katie, Sammy, and Sky were all in contention for this award. However, by a slim margin, Katie managed to win. Now I would've said Sky… the person who was removed by injury. But whatever audience."

"Thanks Chris…" Katie deadpanned.

"Now our next two awards go hand in hand. The worst and best move of the season. Starting with the best move, the fans voted that Ryan getting Jasmine out of the final eight was the move of the season. Ryan, care to elaborate on that move?"

"Well I was probably dead in the wat-"

"Don't care, you've had enough screen time today," Chris said, cutting Ryan off. "And for our worst move, we have Chloe revealing her personal views at the final twenty-five… I don't need to ask you to elaborate Chloe," Chris deadpanned, making Chloe close her already opening mouth. She still got a mouthful of Golden Marshmallow.

"And our final award goes to the best alliance. There were some great alliances this season like Heather and Leshawna, Ryan and Trent, Duncan, Scott and Courtney, Jasmine, Shawn, Sky and Dave. But ultimately the alliance of Jackson, Marilyn, and Zoey was deemed the audience's favorite!"

The three of them were given three small golden marshmallows which they held up with a big smile. "Now I know we're running low on time and you all are hyped for season two. So here is a preview of our next season featuring eighteen fresh teens ready to tackle the Total Drama monster!" Chris turned the audience's attention to a big screen that began to play the opening to season two.

SEASON TWO PREVIEW

A mock image of the blue marble appeared behind an astronaut as he tinkered with a satellite. "Last year we had the biggest, wildest, and craziest ride in reality television history. So much so that we've launched a reality tv network!" A familiar voice began.

The camera changed to show that the satellite the astronaut was working on was titled 'The Drama Network.' "And now, the show that launched it all, is BACK FOR IT'S SECOND SEASON!" The satellite flickers to life just as the camera zooms into the blue marble.

Down on earth, the familiar face of one Chris McLean appeared on a rotting, brown deck of an old dilapidated summer camp. "I'm Chris McClean and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away." He walked down the dock past the sign to Camp Wawanakwa to where an intern waited with a coconut drink on a round platter. "And by changed," Chris took a step back as a giant tentacle rose from the lake and onto the dock-and the poor intern.

"I mean it's gotten really, really dangerous!" Chris continued as he laughed as the intern struggled above the water.

"The rules of the game remain the same," Chris said over an overlay of the campgrounds. Familiar sites such as the cabins, the mess hall, the amphitheater, and even the old dodgeball court, were shown in deteriorating conditions. "Our handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers, air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, and compete in LIFE THREATENING Challenges all over the island and risk being voted off."

From below Chris pulled up a black briefcase. "All of this will end with one teen winning a grand total of ONE MILLION DOLLARS! AND HERE THEY ARE NOW!"

The camera followed a blitzing boat that sailed by Camp Wawanakwa without hesitation.

The camera showed each and every contestant from season one. From Justin to Leshawna, they were all partying and celebrating. But, Dakota was missing from the group. However she was quickly seen leaving the boat via pink jet ski.

"No not them," Chris said as Dakota silently got off her jet ski and pulled the intern out of the water. "This season we have all new players! Fighting for the Million! AND HERE THEY ARE! FOR REAL!"

"JO!"

A tough blond jockette with a gray sweatshirt and matching sweatpants crossed her arms and grimaced at the camera. Her blue eyes carried nothing but contempt and disdain for the competition. "Stay away from me if you value your kiwis!" she said to the competitor closest to her.

"MAX!"

A short, squat, rather spiteful boy turned his nose in the air and let out a cocky laugh. "But you fool, it won't be my kiwis that you must look out for, it shall be your dragonfruit!" His gelled purple hair flew behind him as he looked to the sky and let out a shrill attempt at an evil laugh.

"DJ!"

The rather imposing student looked to the camera with a warm smile under soft black pinprick eyes, almost betraying his physique. Under his knit cap and dark skin, a radiance of warmth was almost immediately felt from the contestants around him.

"DAWN!"

"You have such a lovely aura," an almost angelic voice said. Sitting in a lotus position next to DJ was Dawn. She pushed her platinum blond hair behind her and grabbed DJ's forearm with a gentle touch. Though dainty she held firm through the waves on the lake.

"JAIDEN!"

As the boat hit another wave the bubbly girl steadied her balance by gripping onto the rails. A smile quickly went on her face as she waved to the cameras with vibrant energy. Her brown hair, punctuated by a single pink streak, bounced almost as much as she did as she looked towards the island, and to the camera. "I can't believe we're here! Isn't this going to be fun?!" she asked the contestant next to her.

"STACI!"

"Oh em gee yah," a fat girl with a pink sweater said equally enthusiastically. She fixed the big red bow atop her brown hair before she opened her mouth again. "You know my great great great grandmother Lisa was actually the first to invent boats like this. Before this people would just tie their clothes together and try to swim to keep their clothes dry. That technique was…" Jaiden remained oblivious in her own excitement as Staci babbled on and the camera slowly panned to her right.

"LINDSAY!"

A remarkably beautiful girl stood next to Staci. Her big blue, cat-like eyes and small ears were focused on every word the shorter girl next to her was saying. As she nodded in agreement her blue bandana remained fixed on her head.

"TYLER!"

"Hey if you think that's amazing," a jock dressed in a red track suit zippered all the way up and a sweatband said from an upper deck. Lindsay snapped her head up to see the brown-eyed and brown haired jock waving at her from the deck. "Wait until you see what I can do."

"LIGHTNING!

Popping up in front of Tyler was a boisterous dark skinned and black haired jock. He wore a blue football jersey, brown khakis, and was accessorized with two gold earrings and a small lightning bolt necklace. "If you think that's sha-mazing, wait until you see me! Being me!" He flexed his biceps to the camera and smiled.

"CARSON!"

A lanky boy with wiry muscles looked at the sports duo with vague amusement. He smiled nervously and stepped away from the two as they stumbled over each other and eventually over the railing. "Boy, that was something," he mumbled, fixing his shoulder length hair into a ponytail.

"SIERRA!"

Carson backed into Sierra without knowing. "Oh hi!" the tall girl with purple hair said. "Aren't you excited to be here? I've heard that all five couples from the first season are still going strong! I wonder if I can meet the one I want to marry here!"

"Well anything can happen on reality tv," Carson quietly agreed, laughing. Sierra joined him but her laugh was a bit more unstable and her eyes fixated on the boy in front of her.

"B!"

A larger fat black boy with a dark black goatee fixed his red cap so that the bill faced outward. He looked at the camera with a relaxed smile and pointed finger guns in the direction of the island, his green eyes already set on winning and plotting.

"VIOLET!"

Without looking where she was going, the skinny girl wrapped her hands around a gaming system as she walked forward. Her brown, purple tipped hair flopped in front of her as she was slowly stopped by B, who realized she was about to walk off of the deck down below. "Thanks man!" she said, eyes not looking up from her game system. The glare from the screen reflected on her green eyes and B shrugged at the camera.

"MIKE!"

The camera moved slightly aft to show a tall, gangly boy looking at the unlikely duo with an awkward smile, revealing a gap tooth. His big brown eyes and angular chin added to his rather motley features over a simple blue shirt and jeans. "Looks like they're having fun, aren't they?" he said to no one in particular.

"QUENTIN!"

Another boy, taller than Mike and much more muscular, only accented by his sharp cut hair and steely grey eyes nodded his head as he looked at Mike as he whipped around. "Well she seems kind of foolish," he said in a deep tone.

"CARMEN!"

A pretty and curvy young woman strode up to the two boys with a bit of a smirk. "Oh come on, we're on reality tv muchachos." Her narrow dark blue eyes wandered over both Mike and Quentin as she held both their shoulders. "Let's have a little fun."

"OWEN!"

A loud, fat, blond boy jumped up from behind the trio and cheered. "I AGREE!" he said in a raspy voice. "LET'S MAKE THIS A PARTY TO REMEMBER!" He pushed his stomach against Carmen with an all mighty jump and the tall girl fell over the dock. "Sorry," the fat boy apologized as he looked over the side.

"GWEN!"

The last contestant to be shown looked up from her deep rumination as Carmen thudded next to her. Gwen, a pasty girl with teal highlights in her hair, scoffed at Owen and Carmen as they both gave thumbs up to each other and snorted at the camera.

"YUP!" Chris said as the camera cut back to him. "This is going to be our roughest, toughest, EXPLODIEST SEASON EVER!" He took out a remote control and pressed the large red central button with his thumb gleefully.

The boat that the eighteen new contestants were on suddenly exploded and all were sent splashing and flying in every direction.

Chris took a casual sip of his drink and looked at the camera. "RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! ON TOTAL! DRAMA! REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!"

Cast confirmed for Blended Revenge of the Island:

Jo- The Take No Prisoners Jockette

Max - The Supervillain

DJ - The Brickhouse with Heart

Dawn- The Moonchild

Jaiden - The Optimist

Staci- The Chatterbox

Lindsay- The Dumb Princess

Tyler - The Clumsy Jock

Lightning- The Apex Jock

Carson - The Athletic Nerd

Sierra - The Obsessed Uber-Fan

B - The Strong Silent Genius

Violet - The Gamer Chick

Mike - The Dynamic

Quentin - The Military Brat

Carmen - The Gold-Digger

Owen - The Party Guy

Gwen - The Loner

A/N

It's official, TDBI has come to a close, it's been a fun year in the making. TDBROTI will come out around winter break time. In the meantime Hopps and I will be working on some other works and updating those in the meantime. And feel free to leave any final reviews and thoughts and I hope you guys stop by for season 2. And if you're interested in joining the writing team or Discord here's the code. Obviously add the traditional Discord link stuff... but FFN doesn't allow links. If you're having trouble DM me. Discord Code: KaQHNqA

Reviews

GML: Next season will actually be ROTI, and will be doing a newbie cast. And yeah the plan is to write for some other stories in the meantime before S2.

HA1000: Appreciate it lol

Lordgemnini: I appreciate your continued support. Merging the episodes was a decision as we knew making 3 separate episodes and putting enough content in there to make it worthwhile to read would be incredibly hard so we thought considering we went a bit more down the survivor route we'd make the finale a Survivor esk finale. As for the questions considering the merge group outside of Zoey and Brick were a strategy heavy group so it was more like Survivor. However I can say that the ROTI cast is way more goofy so expect more shenanigans there.

Nobody245: As I said to Gemini the merge cast was a very strategy oriented group outside of a couple people. ROTI will definitely have more goofy shenanigans like OG TD because the cast is more wonky and fun rather than game players. But also like I said to Gemini we merged the episodes cause we felt having 3 separate episodes there just wouldn't be enough there and it wouldn't be as fun to write as opposed to the finale all in one go.

FINAL PLACING FOR TOTAL BLENDED ISLAND

28th Dakota (13-1)

27th Justin (8-4-2)

26th Noah (7-3-3)

25th Chloe (10-3)

24th Ella (6-4-2)

23rd Beardo (5-4-3)

22nd Izzy (6-3-2)

21st Tem (6-5)

20th Beth (6-4)

19th Cameron (5-3-2)

18th Katie (5-4)

17th Dave (5-4)

16th Courtney (5-3)

15th Sky (Medically Evacuated)

14th Sammy (3-2-2)

MERGE

13th Shawn (7-6) 1st Juror

12th Scarlett (12-1) 2nd Juror

11th Jackson (7-3-1) 3rd Juror

10th Zoey (9-1) 4th Juror

9th Trent (6-3) 5th Juror

8th Jasmine (6-2) 6th Juror

7th Duncan (4-2-1) 7th Juror

6th Marilyn (5-1) 8th Juror

5th Ryan (3-2) 9th Juror

4th Brick (3-1) 10th Juror

3rd Heather (Auto) 11th Juror

2nd Scott (7-4 Jury vote)

1st Leshawna (7-4 jury vote)